nothing

fuck whores

1million is fucking nothing. i would pay off my student loans, buy an apartment and get a job

>>693127610
I'm a rich fuck so it wouldnt really make too big a difference.

>>693127698

Walk around the world with a finger print debit card that can be connected to any bank. Just live

pay off student loans, car, buy a bowling alley and start a business

>>693127795
>1million is fucking nothing¨

Where is your 1million?

pay off my student debt.
pay off my car.
pay off my personal loan.
invest in the property market.
live comfortably for 1 year after i graduate, while looking for work in my field.
wonder why the fuck i got US currency when i don't even live there.

>>693127940
why the fuck would you start a bowling business

literally no imagination

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>>693127610
Convert it to euros

>>693128020
this

>>693127610
Buy a house

Get a smaller, used pickup truck and put a camper on the back of it. Travel the United States. I want to smoke the dankest in all 48 continental states and maybe if I can make it up to Alaska.

And then after that settle somewhere in the Appalachians and learn how to make moonshine and grow the dankest, live out of my camper in a remote area, get drunk every night, smoke every morning, listen to music, read my favorite books, go hunting so I can keep living like this when the money runs out.

Yeah I'd def do that.

>>693128020
This is basically the only correct answer except I'd add
>invest the rest in index funds or other low risk funds

>>693127610
Buy an island

Two chicks at the same time.

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>>693127610
Donate it to charities and scientific research organizations.

Well... First off, say goodbye to a good chunk of that. You'd actually see about half of that because it's taxed like a mother fucker...

With the remains amount, I'd go for my CDL and do over-the-road for 20-25 years. At that point, look into what a custom tractor-trailer RV would cost me. Continue living on the road as a retired man at the age of 50.

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>>693128341
>only correct answer
yea okay buddy

>>693128657
I live in Finland, here the lottery company takes care of the taxes for you so you can keep the promised sum, so if the jackpot is say, 50 million, I would get 50 million, or if you win even 1 million you get 1 million

Weird how in the US you have to pay taxes from the winnings after you get the money.

>>693127610
Invest it wisely, keep working, and treat the interest like supplemental income...probably the majority of it would go to investing in my own small business.

>>693128440
Underrated response

>>693128657
I've been a truck driver for about 6 years. Always being on the road is fun as hell but you can get some bad health problems from it. I chose to do flatbed because I can be a little bit more active but it's really hard to not be an overweight mother fucker. The most convenient food to truckers is junk food and fast food and truck stops, rest stops, and your terminals will rarely have a gym or some adequate place to work out. I'm not necessarily a /fit/ fag but I notice my family says I get a little more pudgier every month when I visit. But if you're fat already, enjoy your diabetes and high cholesterol and hypertension wonderland of fast food galore

>>693128440
This guy gets it... I would buy house, save for property taxes and be smart with the rest.

>>693127610
Buy 1,000,000 lottery tickets. Ask for dubs on each one.

>>693128440
U only need 200 bucks for that ,maybe more if u want high quality pussy.

>>693128440
Kek

>>693127610
buy a house with maybe $400k of it and put the rest into savings

>>693128095
maybe he likes bowling, genius

Not be a fucking nigger and spend all of it.

>>693128320
You don't need a million dollars to do any of that.

Spend fucking half of it on taxes?
So I guess I'd buy an expensive car and be back at square one

Never buy toilet paper again.

>>693127610
make a porn film, just me cumming on loads of chicks faces

save the rest.

>>693129453
Winrar Winrar

pay off house and cars and credit cards.
not much would be left so put it in savings and keep living normally.

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>>693128504
Spending money that isn't for self gain? What're you gay?

>>693130192
pretty much this

>>693127610
>50% goes to charity, cause karma
>then I'd pay off any debt my family has
>buy myself a DeLorean
>buy a shitton of video production equipment and supplies
>invest in some mother fucking stocks

>>693130972
you run out of money at point 2, you do realise that

>>693129997
if you get 500k and spend it all on a car then you're pretty stupid

>>693127610
spend it all on lottery tickets, damn it all, i'm bound to win eventually

>>693130972
>buy myself a DeLorean
>buy a shitton of video production equipment and supplies
>film Back to the Future IV

>>693131086
500,000 minus the debt my immediate family owes brings me down not that much, but enough to really make a difference to my family. I'm not saying the US debt has to China. stop getting technical and ruining the fun

>>693131275
hahaha, I mean I would film some cool stuff. but not a sequel by any means.

>>693130972
bashur?

>>693127610
>help parents with deb
>build a bar with a nice apartment above
>live in it and manage the bar
>designate a certain amount for a coushin
>put the rest into savings bonds that will appreciate.
> buy a moderately nice car, around 40K, obviously before the last mention

>>693128020
90% correct, difference being I live in the US. Money should cover paying off my my cars, mom's house, my house and buying a third with an extra master suite so my mom can retire and live with my wife, baby and I as a live in nanny while my wife and I continue to work. Current houses will become rental properties for extra income.

>>693131879
Fuck hella drunk chicks.
Hey I could call you a cab or take you to my place... Then walk her upstairs

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>>693127610
buy a freddo

>>693127610
>Pay off parents shit
>buy a small house
>buy a car
>live happy?
profit??

>>693131879
Might want to save a little bit of it for spelling lessons

build a dope ass pc, buy a lot of weed. give the rest to family and gf

>>693132657
Who needs spelling lessons when I have a bar

>>693133483
there's that 'murrican spirit

>>693132786
>giving money to your gf

anon, pls

>>693127931
How does it feel to be filthy rich? I'm scraping by with a 100k student loans here. I somehow think that being rich = buy whatever you want. Do you get bored of it?

Blow it on hookers and coke

>>693128127
Why? You would end up with less money.

>>693134122
His parents are rich. Not him. Also you'll never pay those students loans back. You'll be dead of old age. Good job.

>>693127610
Convert it all to Pound sterling

>>693127610
Make a website called 1Chan.
There will be only 1 topic. And that topic changes every moment. No post limit. No image limit. What is put at the beginning stays there for ten years. You could dig up old posts just by scrolling up.

>>693135012
Nice. A good life awaits me. Thx m8