at best ? wow ... poor OP
since when ?

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>me 23, her 21
>together 4 years no kids
>before work and before we sleep every night
>20 days a month because her cramps are bad

>>693127415
Why did you marry her? Why? No.... WHY? As a man, you're still going to die before her, so, you'll be dying alone anyway, so that's not an answer. So, why did you marry her?

>>693127415
>being married but not having kids
What's the point then?

>>693127415
>Marrying a chcik older than you
TOP KEK

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>>693127415

>I'm 25, she's 40
>Not married but together 6 years.
>5/6 times a week, but usually only on the weekends, because we have a long-distance relationship

>implying I've had sex or a relationship

>>693129667
Cuck

>>693130454

How exactly am I a cuck?

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>>693128526
Since a few years ago. She's the type that can go fuckless for 2 weeks or more with no problem

>>693127415
>me 33 wife 30
>twice a day
>three times on Sunday and Monday
>one kid
>another on the way
>just had 5 year anniversary

Im 25, she's 24
Living together but not engaged.
no Kids
2-3 times a week.
At best 4.

>>693128773
We met in my country and she was very sexual. Long distance relationship with a few encounters, also very sexual.

Life together, not so much

>>693129240
I got a good friend, travel companion, financial stability, someone to sleep with, someone to take care of who takes care of me... should I go on?

>>693131040

I have no idea what that means.

You're a faggot.

31 and 35
married 4 years
3-5 year
1 kid
fml

>>693131835
I feel ya bro

>>693131944
thanks. shit sucks. I love her, the sex is just non-existent. I had a good run when I was younger, so maybe it's just balancing itself out.

Me 35, her 30. No Kids. Married 2 years. I have sex 3 times a week .... but not with her.

I'm 23, she's 24
18 months
We live together
Sex sucks, it's always planned when it does happen (before we go to bed right after we shower)
Just something about it being staged that is a huge mood killer
Currently banging my ex to compensate

>>693132396
Funny. I used to hate on people cheating when I was younger. Just couldn't wrap my mind around it and would say "just find someone else".

Now I ABSOLUTELY understand why you would wanna stay with the one you love, but it'd be great if it was accepted to get pussy on the side.

I fucked my best friend once not long ago and loved it, but the guilt almost killed me.

>>693127415
>me 25 wife 24
>married 5 years
>no kids
>sex every day, so 30-31 times a month

I'm 39 she's 25
together 4 years
8-12 times a week, used to be way more.

me 42 she 28, 5 years
no kids
3,4 times a month

>>693133463
She's cheating bruh.

>>693127415

25/24
dating several years
no kids
once every couple months

couldn't care less, I've never had much of a sex drive, and she's a lousy fuck. relationship is great otherwise

>inb4 people try to make quality-judgments on a relationship they know nothing about

>>693132719

I feel you. I hate that planned bullshit

>>693130581
The guys an idiot. If anything you'd probably be chucking the other guy

>>693131482
Yes, because all of this can be done with a gilfriend or prostitutes

Me 31 her 23
I get to fuck her 4 times a week, but we have sex 1 time per week
She's a heavy sleeper...

>>693134343
I don't even know you, and I'm sad for you.

>>693134410
Lel. I also fuck her in her sleep.

It's sad but at least I empty my sack.

Used to clean her up after. Now I let her drown in jizz

>I'm 23, She's 23.
>Not married (yet), been together just over 9 months
>No kids (yet), moving in together in august
>Basically all the time we are together (About 2 times a day, sometimes she blows me/gives handjobs whenever)

>both 31 married 6 years
>together 13
>1 kid
>haven't had sex in probably 6 months or so (kid is 3 months old)
>had a couple of blow jobs
>fap like a 13 year old that just found porn


-In b4 she's fucking someone else. She isn't, she just isn't a very sexual person. It sucks but it's whatever. There is way more to life than sex.

>I'm 25, she is 21
>relationship for 4..5 months
>see each other from Thursday to Monday
>have Sex only once, maybe twice a week

shit sucks, or is this normal? I can give more details

>>693127415
I'm 29, she's 29.
We do it about three times a week, always long sessions. Sometimes it's twice a week, sometimes it is well over three. But it averages three. And it is good quality shit too.

>i'm 26/she's 23
>been dating since I was 19/she was 16
>sex whenever but sex with he is pretty lame
>have had sex with several other girls since her and I started dating
>she has no idea

me 39 her 19
once a day

>>693128553
Congratulations, as long as she doesn't divorce you, you're living the dream.

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>21
>no gf/wife
>no kids
>2-4 times a week
> can fuck whoever I want because I'm not strapped down in a life/money sucking waste of time marriage and living my life.
>faggots.

>>693134665
I don't think it's sad. She likes fucking, and sometimes I'll wake her in the middle of it by being very rough. She loves it, although she gets up really early to go to work

>>693127415
>I'm 23, she's 21.5
>Together for 1.5 years
>Living together for two months
>Sex every day, once or twice

Life's good

>>693128773
>Dying before her
>Dying while she's with you at your death bed

I think that means you won't die alone.

>>693135466
When i moved with my girl we fucked 12 times a week for 8 months straight. Then my sex drive got kill
Now down to once a week
Bummer

>>693127415
>Me: 22, Her: 23
>Been together for 4 years
>No kids (thank God)
>Once every 1 or 2 weeks
It's because I don't want more though. She'd be ok with twice a day if I wanted

ITT a bunch of people that have never been in a long term relationship.

When you've been fucking the same person for over a year, sometimes you just want them to keep their panties on so you can have some beers and play vidya

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I'm 36, she's 33.

Have never been married because that shit's for people who can't do math.

Intercourse probably 5 times per week.
Oral to climax (both ways) probably 5-7 times per week

6 kids

>>693135934
What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you a porn addict or something? You're 22 and only want it once ever one or two weeks? You should get yourself evaluated, that's not healthy.
Use it or lose it, you won't be able to sustain that shit for long, pretty soon it will be once a month, and all downhill from there.

>>693136060
Six years and counting for me, the fucking only gets better. Get on my level.

>>693131114
>She's the type that can go fuckless for 2 weeks
>Being this stupid

I'm 23, she's 25.
Not married, no kids.
We don't have vaginal sex anymore because she has some medical issues. We do lots of other things though at least once a day.

>>693136372
Care to elaborate?

>>693136168
I don't know why I don't need more, that's just the way it is. Sure there's porn but I don't think I'm addicted.
Actually I'd like to try a few things but she's not really open to discussion on that matter so it's basically missionnary position in our bed, I guess I'm just bored

I'm 33, she's 31. Married almost 8 years. Usually once or twice a month, but she's trying to get back to once a week. Literally used to be daily... fml

>>693136495
You want me to spell it out?
S O M E O N E E L S E I S F U C K I N G H E R.

>>693136580
aaaand there's your answer.

Boring sex does very much decrease your libido. Not being able to change it does as well.

I used to fap every day together with fucking my wife. Now I never fap and we fuck about once a week.

I am repressing my sex drive because I don't wanna cheat

>>693136060
This

>>693136710
why do you even put up with that shit?

you only live once and you're pissing it away on some bitch who doesn't even meet the most basic standard for a romantic partner.

>>693136791
She works from home, and leaves the house only when we go out. I know where she is at all times, even though I wish I didn't.

No, she isn't fucking anyone.

I wish she fucking was so I could too.

>>693136580
Ah, I see. You need to open up a discussion. You should also quit the porn by yourself, if you can, watch some with her, you'd be surprised how much a woman can appreciate porn once they get over the hurdle and try it.

>>693136905

Got a kid with her who i love more than anything. Couldn't leave the kid I'd i tried. We've been thinking about having an open relationship, might go that route. But sadly, aside from the sex, we're actually very happy together

>>693137130
>But sadly, aside from the sex, we're actually very happy together

This tho^ Same page breh

>>693136967
You got a camera on her at all times?
How do you know she didn't invite an old boyfriend over?

I don't mean to pour poison in your ear, but that's usually the case when a wife is young and "rarely wants sex."

>>693136798
There's no alternative so I guess I better get used to it. Until we reach the point where she wants it so badly she'd be willing to try more daring things maybe

>>693136967
she might not be cheating but she wants to. you dont satisfy her, she wants tyrones big black dick

>>693137301
Scratch the young part, that should read childless.

9 months
19/ me :22
Once a week more if i decide to take her by force which she loves and hates because it leaves her with a sour vag and tits after although i like using her as my slave by sheer force occasionally, id love to just have casual sex a little more so i could fill her with cum without expending as much energy

>>693137301
I'm home most of the time.

I'm not worried about what you're saying, and it's the most common answer, but not the right one for this.

I can assure you she isn't fucking anyone. Not even fapping.

>>693131482
go on and at least give one real reason

>>693137366
Good. Let Tyrone take her in the fart box. I might fap to it

>>693127415
You need variety , no man can fuck once a week the same woman for 11 years .

>>693137128
We've tried porn, I thought I could start with basic one on one bedroom porn. She said it was "disgusting" and I had to find a "romantic" movie. We tried again once or twice then I just gave up

>>693137557
you're a virgin.

>>693133112
SUMMERFAG

> stop making shit up
> never happened

I'm 30, she's 23.
~ 3 years together.
no kids.

about daily. ~28 days a month.

>>693137667

Sex is 1000x better with a person you love. And there is plenty of variety available even with the same person.

>>693134681
> over nine months
Thats cute anon

>me 25 gf of 5 months 23
>fuck 6-8/week
>pleasantly surprised to learn she squirts
>buying more towels

>>693137657
it's actually more of a tube than a box, just fyi

>>693137914
Lold

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I am cheating my fiancee. She doesn;t know. The new girl knows about my fiancee and that I love her. Something pushesd me to the new girl. Soon I am going to move in to our home with fiancee. I am not sure about that anymore. Something is lacking here. I do not know what to do. Do not want to dump fiancee or new girl. Do not want to hurt anyone. Just want to be happy. But how.

Help.

>tfw I am the person that I despite
>tfw I am cheater
>tfw I do not know myself anymore
>tfw 2 girls are worse than none

Pls help.

>I am 24
>fiancee is almost 21
>new girl is 25

>I was my fiancees first man
>I am (or will be) new girls first man
>call me lucky
>or rather unlucky?

Now sex with fiancee is everytime we have possibility, sometimes 3-4 times wa week, sometimes once.

Help me, what do.

>>693127415
im single and i fuck a few times a month on average with different hoes

>I'm 30, she's 29
>Married 10 years
>No kids
>5-10 times a week. Lots of bdsm. Discovered figging recently and love it.

> 33, She 33
> 33 together
> No kids
> Everyday

>>693138070
>figging

>Figging is the practice of inserting a piece of skinned ginger root into the anus or the vagina of a person. It has been used as a means of punishment. It is also used as a consensual BDSM practice.

kek

both 22
sex 4/5 times a week, bjs maybe once a week, eat her pussy 6/7 times a week, anal twice a week, footjobs two or three times a week. no handjobs because they're crap.

>>693138002
> i am a cheating fag, please help me
lol idiot

>>693138002
You need to end it with one of them and I'd suggest the fiancee. If you move in with the fiancee that will always be a time bomb until she finds out

>>693137888
he speaks the truth

>I'm 28
>she's 30
>together 10 yrs
>no kids
>1-2 times a year

I'm 26, she's 26
Been together 4 years, living together 3 years
Usually only like once a month


Is she getting it somewhere else?

35, married one year. No kids.
28 4 years, once a week.
28 1 year, six to ten times a week.
19 1 month, once a week.

>>693137913

>pleasantly surprised to learn she squirt

you mean she pisses the bed

>>693138227
You are right. But what if breaking with her would smash her feeling and broke her, same badly as me? I can;'t imagine taking her pain, doing that. That's fucking wrong. Shit. And I am stuck here with few possibilities but every of them seems wrong, bad and makes me feel like fucktard without heart. But it's still here.

>tfw fiancee and I share some life goals and views
>tfw new girl is just attracting me, I want her, fuuuuck, probably different views on world

>>693127415
53M
Married 7 years
Sex 2-3 times per week
I fap every day
>last year I counted how many times I ejaculated: 421 times or 1.15 times per day
@3 cc of semen means I cam over 1.23 L last year.

>>693138405
>Is she getting it somewhere else?

Lol. She's got Chad's dick down her throat as we speak my friend

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>she's 26, I'm 21
>1 year together, no marriage though, fuck that
>1 kid from a previous dude, but she never pushes him on me and knows I aint playing daddy so it's fine. He's not a nigger at least. Blonde hair, blue eyes.
>anytime I want it unless the little shit is up and about, at least twice a day.
>I fucking hate kids

I'm 28, gf 26. Relationship for 1.5 years. Multiple times a day.

>>693138423
kek

>>693138162
Starts out like nothing slowly turns into a roaring fire in her bum. Makes her squirm and buck like an epileptic jack-a-lope

>>693138498
She's at work right now. I've come home unexpectedly on her days off, looked at her phone a few times when she's asleep and haven't seen anything.

Not saying I don't think she is, but no luck finding anything

>>693127415
> I'm 22, she's 22
> together 2 years
> No kids
> 3-6 times a week depending on how our weeks line up/mood.

>I'm 21 she is 18
>be together for 2 years
>1 kid
>At best once per 4-5 days

im too young for be in the nofuckcozmarried zone

>>693137575
Tax breaks?

>be 29
>he is 21 (ftm trans)
>2 year relationship
>force him into loli clothing (dom/sub)
>fuck 3-4 week, on certain days, 2-3 times in a day.

>>693138603
>single mother

lol you're getting screwed dude. back outta that shit. the sex isn't worth it.

>>693127415

I'm 34 she's 42
Married 9 years
One kid
4 to 5 times a week

We 'make love' 2 or 3 times a month. The other times, we fuck.

>>693138458
Either way you're going to hurt her, but leaving her is still better than waiting before she finds out. You shouldn't have cheated in the first place
Trust me I know, I've been there I wish I followed this advice

>>693138635
I have to admit, I'm curious now.

Only Problem:
>her
That's not gonna happen.

>>693138345
Liar, no one's that much of a cuck.

>>693138638
why won't she fuck you?

>>693138696
>lmao

>Both 23
>5 years not planning for kids
>always before bed
>Pretty much every other day

It's an ok life anons

>>693138603
>the kid isn't black so it means I'm not a cuck

deluded cuck faggot logic lmfao

>>693138892
How does that make me a cuck?

>>693137752
>still believing in summerfags

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>>693135179
does this mean your other hand is 20?

>>693138845
Got kik or anything to talk? You have been there? Can you tell me more details? What happened, what did you do, what you wish you have done different etc.

>>693127415

>I'm 18, she's 20
>dating for 10 months
>Every night, sometimes twice a day (morning and night) if i'm up for it
>both her and I have very high libidos, so if one of us wants it it just happens

I'm a very lucky anon.

>>693138988
If you read through the thread, you'll see that this dumbass is saying "cuck" to every guy with an older girlfriend.

>>693138906
She's usually just "tired" from work or whatever. Maybe I'm not putting enough effort in. I make it very obvious that I find her attractive and want to have sex.

>>693138854
Try clitoral stimulation with ginger first. Less sensitive to the heat than you'd expect but it greatly increases sensitivity.

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26
26
Not married, been together about a year
No kids
At least 15 times a week, sometimes like 30 if we have time

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>>693138988
1-2 times a year?!?!
Sometimes it's debatable if it's once a week, but twice a year at most?!?!
She's cumming on someone else's dick.

>>693127415
>I'm 48. she's 44
>married 24 years
>5 kids
>3 or 4 times a week

I'm 28 she 29
Once a month
Dating 9 years

>me 32, her 37
>8 years
>one kid
>on average 2-3 a week

sex is ok. would do a lot more but she is not into other stuff like anal etc.
used to fuck once a day.
i think i am gonna start fucking escorts in a few years if nothing happens

>>693139116
Guess again shit for brains, look at the other reply.

>>693127415
I'm not a professional, but I am working on my masters and I'm attempting to specialize in cultural anthropology. So take this with a grain of salt. From what I've been able to gather from the literature on the varying sexual practices around the world, past and present, is that men crave novelty and females usually become complacent. Which is a horrible mixture in long term relationships. Sex seems to taper off over the years and satisfaction with the marriage seem to follow shortly after. I think this is one the reasons divorce rates are so high in the US.

I'm not married but I've been dating the same women since highschool. So for as about 7 years. We don't live together, but our sex life has plummeted. No more than a few times a month. We still supposedly love each other, but that sexual crave isn't there any longer. However, I so feel sexual attraction toward other females. Just imagining a night with them gets me harder than actually being in bed with my girlfriend. However, I still "love" her. I want to go old together, my body doesn't seem to respond in terms of arousal for her. I've never cheated on her but I still feel a painful impulse to try my luck with other women.

>>693138002
Become a Muslim and take them both

>>693139255
I've thought that many times. I spied on her, confronted her, everything to find information about someone or something and there is nothing. Truth is about 4-5 years into our relationship she went frigid. She doesn't even masturbate and I've stopped caring about sex altogether.

>>693139177

Yeah, I might try that. I'll test it on other parts down there first, though. I'm too pretty to die.

>Were both 22
>Almost been together 4 years
>Fuck maybe 1 or 2 times a week
>The sex is actually just awful, everything hurts for her, literally everything
>Actually pretty unhappy sexually
>Shes kinda a bitch in general too
>Sigh

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>>693139055
I cheated a few times with a girl I knew. She was a total whore, not even good looking but I was drunk and she was easy. I didn't tell the gf because I didn't want to hurt her so I spend something like a year scared that she would learn. She did learn eventually because some people knew and people always end up talking too much
We nearly broke up, we're still together but she was really hurt, she brought it up every week for almost a whole year and I'm not sure she trusts me yet, given how she always needs to know where I am, with who, and sometimes came home unexpectedly when she was supposed to work

>>693139527
Go for it. If she likes getting spanked she'll be able to handle it.

>>693138002
Dump the new girl, You haven't fucked her yet so Loyalty is still intact. MAN THE FUCK UP! You already have a fiancee. You made promises, You need to fucking keep them. I am happily married 10 years with a woman i met online in a FUCKING VIDEOGAME and our promises were what keps uis going. Dated online for 4 FUCKING YEARS till she was able to save the money to get me into america.

>>693127415
Me 39 she 44
Married 17 years
2 kids
Once a week-ish

>>693134410
>>693134665
Me and my ex had a deal to fuck eachother whenever we wanted no matter if the other one was sleeping, wasn't in the mood, was doing stuff etc. Only fucked her in her sleep ones but I was told she used to blow me or use my hand to masturbate when I was asleep.

>>693139215

>we fuck over 4 times a day, every single day

unless you're both jobless and living off wellfare, or do literally nothing else in your free time, you're full of shit.

>>693139748
You are lucky that she is still with you. I am sure thet my fiancee wouldn't. I am more than sure, really. This is why I have that dilema.

I am scared that eventually I will talk too much. I am fucking talkative and I want to share feelings.

How do you feel now with yourself? What you think you could do better? Honestly. Please anon.

>>693139368
Fuck you, you worthless faggot. go die of stomach cancer

>>693139926
maybe he's a minute-man

>me 23
>her 35
>nothing with a label more than friends
>never at her place only mine
>2-3x a week
>she has 2 kids but damn she fine
She wont let me pick her up or anything, does she have a boyfriend or something?

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>>693135345
>19
>no gf/wife
>no kids
>can't fuck whenever I wan't because I have no gf/wife
>read your faggotry
>mfw I took the bait

>I'm 20 she's 19
>Together for 5 months
>no kids and not married obv
>Fuck 3 times on avg when together, which can be once a week or every day, it depends

>>693140121
Haha, have a great day.

>>693139926
Hey, I do that shit too. I work 12 hour days 6 days a week and have a carpentry business on the side. Still manage to go out once or twice a week, keep the yard looking good, and the house is clean. Shits pretty cool if you ask me. The copious amount of sex is the main reason I don't want kids

>>693140112
Yupe I'm really lucky but it took years to get back to a somewhat normal relationship even if I suspect she's still kind of spying on me
Do other people know? You should be able to hold your tongue, it's other people you should be scared of. And by other people I mean litterally everyone who knows. Even if they're your friends, they will eventually tell one of their own friends etc.

If I could do something differently, I just wouldn't cheat with that disgusting whore even if she had big tits. But if I had walked away maybe people wouldn't have cared so much and maybe she wouldn't have known, I don't know

>>693129459
I mean 2 years his senior years ain't bad.

>>693139522
After much internal debating and mulling over all of this shit in my life I ended up deciding that I was never with her to have sex with her really. That to leave her behind in my life to pursue fantasies of screwing other women only reduces who I am as a man to an animal driven by primal instincts. I may never even find someone who loves me again and what loneliness would I feel then? Would I be satisfied that I at least had sex again? I doubt it. I don't know why I was dealt this hand. I've always cared about sex a great deal. It used to hurt knowing she didn't have interest in sex anymore but I'm over it. I had to understand that it has little to do with me and everything to do with her.

>>693131835
yep... there's always whore houses.

I'm 33 she's 37, live together but not married...15X a month average

>>693141116
Lol maximum cuck

How does your wife like that big black dick?

>>693138405
If you're married probably not. If you aren't then probably

Women actually hate sex and only pretend to like it so that men will propose to them. If she hasn't locked in the marriage and still isn't fucking you're probably gonna get dumped soon.

>>693141295
That doesn't make sense at all in response to that post.

>>693141318
>Women actually hate sex and only pretend to like it so that men will propose to them
Lol'd

>>693127415
>Married
>No kids
Why did you even marry her?

>>693130454
Apparently there's a 12 year old who doesn't know what cuck means in here.

>>693127415
>Me 26 her 24
>3 years together
>Into bondage, spanking, rough fisting etc
>5-7 days a week depending on how sore she is
>If we don't fuck she blows me

>>693131482
Good on you, anon. Are you planning on kids or did you win the real jackpot and find a woman that doesn't want them at all?

>>693141388
U mad whiteboi?

>>693139475
Thank you for your input. I agree with your findings.

I still find my wife arousing, but only physically. Her attitude towards sex is what makes me not be that into her anymore.

There are only a few times when I get to discuss sex with other women, or even share pics and stuff that then I get hard enough to bone my wife as if we just met.

Our sex is only good when she's very much into it and relaxed enough not to bitch about every detail.

Other girls get me hard because they wanna fuck my brains off. So do I

>>693127415
>I'm 41, she's 28
>Married 6 years
>No kids
>5 to 7 per week (almost daily)

>>693137686
Rereading my post i do see why you'd think so
But believe what you wilst as they say :^)

>30
>30 years of forever alone
>no kids
>4 or 5 times a day

I'm 28, she's 29. We are married for 4 years and have 2 kids. If I'm lucky we have sex once every 1-2 months. Used to be a lot more frequent in the good ol' days though

>>693140844
dubs be the truth anon.
What good is love without sex, when you look back at what could of been? It's a haunting thought, but who the fuck knows.. Keeping a relationship together is harder than getting sex, and they both get boring without rising the stakes.

>>693127415
>we're both 21
>married 2 years, together 5
>no kids
>when he's home sex every other day or so
>haven't had sex in six months because military

>>693127415
the woman hould ware one to then that bitch wont cheat

Gf and I together 2 years next Wednesday

At least 1 bj per day
Sex 3-10+ a week

I want to add a girl to maybe once a week/month several hour long threesomes but am scared she'll try to bring a dude eventually instead

>>693139522
>depression

>>693139819
what a manwhore

>I'm 40, she's 5
>Married 1 year
>No kids
>At best once a day

>>693127415

>26, she's 25
>best friend for 10 years, started dating last year
>relationship is great
>sex is only ok
>good at what she does, but closed minded
>always says no to anything different
>1-3 times a week
>constantly disappointed in sex life

>>693127415
I'm 28, she's 25. Every other day for the last 5 years. She's 89 lbs. Every day the first several years but it's slowed down as we both got lazy. 69'd an hour ago though.

54
Sex twice a week at minimum
Married
Sex with wife; once a month

Use your brain and figure it out.

>>693142204
>wanting to bring a girl but not wanting that she brings a guy
>being so insecure

Me: 45. Her: 55. Married 20 years.

No sex since Christmas. Before then it was over a year. Masturbate daily.

Life's still good, sex isn't everything especially when you get past 30. We've done pretty much everything together two people can do without involving others.

>>693134772
based anon

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>>693138410

Don't get hung up on it, anon. If sex is the only bad thing in your relationship, it's better than most.

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>He's 25, i'm 20
>together for almost 2 years
>no kids
>he doesn't like giving or receiving head
>he doesn't like his balls being touched
>he has no fetishes
he has stubby legs so any position that inst missionary is difficult for him
sex maybe once every 11 days - two weeks
he takes male enhancement pills, but i found out that low testosterone runs in his family.
he's considering testosterone shots? any advice?

>>693142497
I'm not insecure I just don't want to
I'd end up having to fuck him too

>>693142653
You don't have to fuck him if you don't want to dumbass

>>693142640
>Doesn't like receiving head
That's a fucking lie and you know it.

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>>693138470

>>693142640
Inb4 tits or gtfo

>>693127415
Story of fucking life, op. Bitch can go weeks without fucking. I can't. I cheat. Fuck this gay earth's standards and morals. If she lives me, whatever.

I'm 34, she's 33

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>>693127415
> I'm 26
> she's 26
> known each other for about a month
> no kids lol
> we fucked three times this morning
> we fuck several times every time she comes over
> she's coming back over later
> pic related

Yep.

>>693142874
Looks like you're invited to our next bedroom excursion, numbass

>>693142901
correction, he can't get off to head.
sorry anon. didn't think it mattered to be honest

>>693142640

Get a bull baby

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>>693127415
>I'm 19, shes's 22
>Honestly just fuck buddies
>5-6 times a week
I'd be cool with moving things a step ahead. We chill all the time and have enough similarities and differences it keeps things interesting and the sex is pretty good.
>inb4 why would you date an older chick
I get to drink when we hangout and she has got her shit together unlike most girls my age and we actually started as just friends since she'd come over most weekends to hang out with my sister and things just kinda rolled from there.

>>693142264
What's up, Muhammad?

>>693133071
Funny how pain dulls the morality, huh anon? Or, that morality was just a delusion made by inexperienced children.

>>693143039
I'd be glad to come over

>>693130454

you misspelled boytoy

>>693130581

he misspelled boytoy

>>693142640
Hate to break it to you but if a guy says he doesn't like head, it's because you're not doing it the way he likes. No fetishes - bullshit, he's either a little bitch who doesn't want to open up about them or he can never see you fulfilling his fantasies. As to testosterone, tell him to hit the fucking weights. At two years though - might be time to abandon ship and start over.

>>693143370
Good

I've been itching to dominate someone

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>be 17, turn 18 in November
>she's about to turn 17 in a month
>both seniors in highschool
>been together two years
>at least three times a week, every week since about two months in
>mfw I bust deep inside her raw every time

I know you faggots are going to become ravenous autists and start rage posting "underage b&" because half of you are 30 some year old kissless virgins who live on here because your only friends are retards on /b/ and /mlp/ and the only thing you all have in common is that you live off good boy points and chicken mcnuggies that mommy buys you so you don't go full cerebral palsy in your basement by your 7pm din-din time.

>pic related
>it me

>>693143458
And i've been itching to fuck your girl. So, where do you live?

>>693134772
>There's more to life than sex

34 here and cheating on wife. I beg to differ. No sex, no life, quite literally.

>>693143405
This post is gold

>>693142640
tell him to hit the fucking gym and see a therapist.

Also, if he doesn't like giving or receiving head than you need to get your head game in order. If he gets good head, he'll be more likely to reciprocate. Another thing, make sure your shit is clean/inviting if you want him to go down, most dudes won't give a shit as long there isn't a massive bush, but some dudes like attractive pussy.

try out something new and do more activities together i guess

>>693143566
Oh no you don't get any of her

This is strictly between us first

>>693127415
23me
22her
Married 3 months, together 6 years
Every other week at best

I don't really mind it because I don't feel like sex is super important to a relationship

>>693136065
Nigger, you dissing married people while feeding 6 kids?

Go fuck yourself retard.

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>>693143526

>>693134772

Did she used to be /pretend to be a sexual person when you were new?

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>>693143408
he's been with 13 other ladies and he says he's never gotten off to head. i talked with two of his exs to confirm.
i've tried everything, every technique i could find. i've always been able to get my exs off easily.

>>693142640

If he gets them, make sure he gets home and takes a nap after. There's some temporary rage stuff that some guys get.

turning 60, so is she. We have sex 3x week, minimum: Saturday AM, Sunday AM, and midweek.

Downsides: Always the same position, minimum to no foreplay, if she cums, she ain't lettin' on.

>>693134410
>>693134665

Come on, there's no way a girl is sleeping while being fucked.

>>693143888
His dick is retarded

>me 25
>her 25
> long distance relationship so 2-3 days nonstop every 1 or 2 months.
>dirty pics on the reg

I want to bring in a girl occasionally to peg me and-on fuck my

Good idea?

>>693127415

>19
>dating for 5 years
>no kids, not economically stable enough
>sexting, but actual sex is pretty often. once or twice a week.

>>693134086
>being this insecure over your shit relationship

Anon ...

>>693144276
Strap-on* Damn autocorrect

31 she's 30. married three years. sex whenever I want but I have to initiate. she'll only initiate when she has been drinking which is once every four months. I just want her to wake me up with a hummer or at least be more aggressive sometimes.

>I'm 27, she's 24
>been together 10 months
>no kids
>average about once a day? Unless it's period time, then I might get some anal once or twice during that 3-6days

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>>693144021
>>693144070
thanks anons
his dick is the most retarded dick ever.

Varies.

I'm 26 she's 25. Been together 3.5 years. Not married, no kids.

Sex probably 5 or 6 times a month. And then around the same again in blow jobs when she's not in the mood but knows I am.

If she's having a bad month and she's in a shitty mood for most of it, I'm lucky to get anything. If I'm extra horny and pushing for it, I can get sex the majority of the time I'm with her, but I don't like to because it's lame if she's not into it.

Quality of the sex is great, blowjobs are decent even if a little lazy sometimes. Every now and again she'll really make an effort to blow my mind.

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>>693143526

Reading your posts is like trying to watch a WNBA game with a straight face.

>>693136791

>>693136967

Don't worry anon, this thread is just filled with 15 year olds who can't imagine that sex isn't the most important thing in the world to some people/

>>693137301

> but that's usually the case when a wife is young and "rarely wants sex."

Citation needed.

Not everybody makes bad decisions on a regular basis.

>>693127415

I'm 33, shes 33.

Sometimes 2-3 times a day, then go for a few days without it. So in total, 2-3 times a week. (for a total of 8-9 times throughout the week)

4 kids

>>693138906

Some people aren't obsessed with sex.

>>693127415
I'm 26, she's 30

Proper sex a few times a week, but we both get off at least once a day. She's a lot of fun, my only complaint is that the bjs are pretty lame.

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>>693145490

Stop making people.

>>693145633
they have sex once a month, that's low even for people who aren't that bothered about sex. i'm not "obsessed" with sex but anything lower than once a week would worry me.

>>693145731

We are finished.

But why?

Me 25, theyre 18/18/20/25/32
I do at least one of them every day, usually 2, unless im sick or busy. Couple of time got 3 in a day.

>>693145748

People used to go 5 years without fucking eachother or else it was sacrilegious.

Some people just don't consider sex to be a necessary aspect of life. They aren't counting how long it has been because it doesn't matter to them. 1 week and 1 month is all the same to this person.

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>>693146049
>People used to go 5 years without fucking eachother or else it was sacrilegious

Not normal people. Normal people have always been fucking each other a lot.

I'm 19, she's 21.
>dating for 2 years
>she's a horny fuck
>more so than I am
>if it were up to her we'd have sex 5 days a week at least
>but we end up doing it twice a week usually

>>693138754
why does it sound so retarded to me? lol

>>693143888
>all that video game bullshit
Get a real man. After he gets home from work, cuts the lawn, and fixes up the house give him head. He'll bust all over that pretty face.

>>693139291
Sounds like a healthy marriage.

I'm 25 gf is also 25
she blows/ fucks/ otherwise makes me cum everyday we are together but we live in different towns about 1.5 hours apart so she comes over when she has time off usually about a week every month all together.

I also have a side piece in town that I could call at 4 am and get her to come over. I hook up with an old ex still from the same town my gf lives in. she comes over about as much as my gf and we fuck multiple times a day when she is here because thats really all our relationship is. I go out and flirt at bars/ concerts/ events and pick up one night stands a few nights a month.

>>693146835
we play video games together, thats pretty much the foundation of our relationship.
our first date was him driving an hour and a half to pick me up and an hour and a half back to his house
where we spent the next week playing video games and ordering a bunch of take out food.
together, our steam libraries are worth over 16grand.

>>693127415

> I'm 20 and she's 21
> Together 3.5 years
> Sex 1.5 times a week average, never more than 3 times a week.
> I feel like I'm constantly pressuring her into sex
> I masturbate daily, she thinks I don't masturbate

She constantly calls me 'addicted' and that having sex more than once in a day/over two days 'isn't normal', and that 'normal couples only do it once a week'.

Advice on getting my GF's libido up? We recently started watching porn together and she LOVES it, but she won't watch it unless she already wants to do it anyway

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>>693147269

God damn bitch you're fat and ugly. Never go outside and destroy all of your cameras.

>>693147269
how does it feel that your steam libraries could have bought you a car or payed the down payment on a house.

Money well spent.

>>693146835

Welcome to the 1960s everybody.

>>693143888
You both sound like children without ambition tbh. But for a man it's a bigger sin.

>>693147699

Probably has more hours on those games than they would have otherwise for a car. People seriously underestimate the value of a good game for people who sit down and play games 8 hours a day.

Both 32
Not married, 6 years
No Kids
Living together for over 2 years
Haven't had sex in 6 months, not even an old fashioned every once in a while. Fuck my life.

>i'm 23, she's 24
>engaged almost 2 years
>no kids
>if we have weed, twice a day, if not, down to twice a week, probably down to stress