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check this (impyng there are femanons)

went from fat fuck to this.
Now just want to get really thick shoulders and arms and voila.

>>693125513
I have a similar buil to you, but i'm bulking so not as muscular atm. Chicks dig it anon, but you need to have a little money too in order to attract the female for mating season. Otherwise your just another sperg or neet.

>>693126216
timestamp or gtfo

I like my bfs body.
Hes got a total chubby dad bod and hes cute af.

>>693126380
If he told you he wanted to lose weight and get ripped, how would you react?

>>693126216
great pecs, need more arms development, forearms too

>>693125513
I like them pre-pubescent. :)

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>>693126280
>implying I care if some fag annon believe it's me.

>>693126677
I wouldnt really mind as long as he didnt let it get to his head.
I dont want him to turn into some meat head.
Plus since im not really in shape id probably feel a bit more self conscious sonce id be the only chubby one lol

Worrying about your body is pointless. Plenty of women like fat dudes. Fat chicks are super fun to fuck too, you can pound em nice and hard.

>>693126838
>posting on a board filled with fag anons
>posting a half nude picture for fag anons
Who is the real faggot here?

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>>693125513
I have a pretty standard white body

>>693127105
You can pound any chick nice and hard.

>>693126696
yeah, I have been cycling and a sprinter/soccer player whole youth and my arms are pretty thin (though I also did boxing.. doesn't grow arms, but I can punch like a train, so at least some compensation).
Fast methabolism adds to that, so I have been eating like a pregnant wolverine and drinking mass gainers lately.

Basically have been lifting for the past 2 months purely to grow arms and shoulders and upper back. Rest is just maintenance.
Pic is from december btw.
How's your development doing? Any problematic areas?

>>693126216
How long have you been lifting?

>>693127197
It's interesting to hear comments about your body.
The girl I slept with just 10 hours ago didn't complain about my fagginess much

>>693127064
That may be the reason why you don't like manly aesthethic guys.

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rate my body /b/

>>693127607
This dude has a fucking hole in the chest.

>>693127345
2 years. 1 year just fooling around, losing chubby mass. Did some sports here and there for the last 7 years though. Then started studying about lifting a lot and have been pretty much serious for the last 6 months. Problems with eating properly didn't allow progress - stayed the same weight while gaining a little muscle and noticeable strength. But I've mended that I feel and just aiming for mass mass mass now.

>>693127236
>white body
>only shows dick

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>>693127380
>Bro I slept with so many girls, I make them all squirt too. I'm super good at sex, all the girls in my girls-only-club told me so.

Calm down faggot. Go grab yourself some tendies.

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>>693127380
Kek "hey guys I slept with a girl"
I sleep with a girl that's sexier and smarter than anyone you'll ever be with. Want to know why?
I'm not self conscious about the way I look, although I'm extremely attractive, I'm fat or what people would call fat but I'm 6'5 (probably about 6'8 after back surgery) and white. The whole thing is you need to understand that your body can't really carry you through anything. And ontop of that me being fat I can't probably bench/lift more than you when all I do is hit some 25s when I see them on the floor.

>>693127673
I am aware of that.

>>693127770
>serious
I mean like I almost die every second time I go to gym.

>>693127401
Oh dont get me wrong before my bf i used to fuck guys who were ripped.

That was actually what i preferred. I just so happened to fall in love with a chubby guy

I actually prefer kinda chubby guys

>>693126216
I see you've never skipped a fucking leg day in your life. Those thighs bruh.

Can't say I really toned bodies. Too bulky physiques generally scare me. The abs just throw me off. I like guys who have nice arms but with pudgy tummies and thick thighs.

Can't date a gym rat because that hoe just be eating his gym cheese rather than my pussy.

>>693127607
I've got a friend that has that shit, something about a sternum or someshit. He puts a beer in the hole when we float down the river.

>>693126216
>>693127770
>>693127273

Every muscle is connected. I didnt realize this until about 3-4 months into lifting.

As far as shoulders, trying doing a shrug "attack". I'll do 10 reps w/40# dbells, 10 w/ 45s, 10 with 50s, 10 with 55 and 10 w/ 60s. Thats one set. Repeat 4 times

>>693128100
Why?

The most attractive male body type is rich.

>>693127236
The dick was unnecessary. Not everyone on here is gay

>>693127916
so u are a fatty boi boi?

>>693128315
/thread

Ever heard of Dad-bod? I much prefer that over fit guys. As far as cock goes, maybe 7 inches? But I'll still fantasize over bigger dicks.

>>693125513
Not a femanon but i wouldnt go any bulkier if i were you. You are very fit, congrats. Any bulkier and you start getting into a space where only certain girls will he attracted to you. You will look too much like a meathead and lots of broads just arent into that

>>693126216
7/10, can't take out to mc d's without feeling guilty about extra fries; would friendzone

>>693127607
wouldpuncleftboobtoevenitout/10; nice thooo

>>693127916
That's nice, but we are literally talking about bodies here. My trusty biological machine my brain is sitting in has carried me through more shit you could imagine. Never breaks. Never lacks that extra ounce of willpower or some odd hormone or energy.
Let's not start discussing who what where, and how accomplished are we, because you have no idea who may sit on the other side of the screen.

We get the point - fat also may be attractive.

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>>693128477
Dad bod here. Wanna come suck my dick?

Also, rate pls. Trying to lose 10 lbs fat and then add 10 lbs muscle. Already lost 50

Damn, why all the hate for fit guys?

>>693128952
Thats not dad bod.

>>693129042
Insecurity with a little dash of feminism.

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>>693128477
Sort of like this I guess, since I didn't post a pic/gif/webm to compare.

>>693129092
Pretty sure it is, actually

>>693127236
i like your door knob

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>>693125513
I prefer toned guys that aren't super muscley

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>>693128648
>without feeling guilty about extra fries
nah, once you start lifting you burn so much calories, that doesn't bother you anymore.
While I avoid fries because of the oil (which somehow fucks up my skin) I enjoy fast food. Heck, I love sweets as well
there is the "Infarct-pancake" I made with a friend
- take 3-4 cookies with boiled condensed milk (as pictured. they are reallw really sweet and really good with weed btw) covered in chocolate, roll em up in a crepe pancake, cover all in honey or condensed milk or nutella

>>693128100
Liar.

>>693129430
Dude, lifting burns negligible calories. I'm dead serious, a hard leg day burns less than 150 calories.

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>>693128315
Agreed

>>693128952
I'm going to have to agree with >>693129092 .

You are too lean for dad-bod, but I like the hair. And the "wanna come suck my dick is such a beta turn off. Either be MORE forceful or play the long game.

>>693128193
traps seem to grow best when I use relatively low weights, but do a lot of reps. I feel they are similar to forearms or calves - very dense and very powerful .They get tired but won't break. 50 reps with moderate weights and doing different exercises seem to work, but my traps are shit too.

my friend is into archery and has crazy traps, similar to Zyzz - I feel that doing incredible amount of something similar to reverse dumbbell flys will make them grow a lot. They often shoot about 500 arrows during one training session, so imagine that's be like doing 500 fly's some 3x a week.

>>693129544
Ugh I hate that argument.
Sure the calories from physically lifting might be that few. However the the metabolism is raised for some time after lifting. The process of repairing damage to muscle is costly in kcal consumption.
Add in the fact that the muscle you gain from working out over a long time dramatically raises your basal metabolic rate.
My basal rate went from 1500kcal as a skinny fat 20 year old to 3200 kcal now 6 years later.

>>693129615
Also agree. Not dad bod.
Shirtless Seth Rogan....thats dad bod lol

fat and funny. can't be beat.

>best at sex
>best at snacks
>best at jokes
>the best

>>693129544
I've been doing it all wrong then, cause I feel incredible appetite after lifting and if not eating all the time and continuing lifting I start to loose weight.

>>693127273
i just started 3 months ago, but i think i'm pretty good physically, i actually am the opposite of you, nice arms but crappy pecs

>>693128201
Idk just think its hotter. Skinny guys just dont do it for me. I like em hairy too

>>693130232
that's actually pretty reassuring.
thanks.

>>693130253
No he's just an idiot. Gaining muscle will increase the rate you burn calories far, far more than the number of calories used to physically lift the weights.

>>693129378
tits? or how about gtfo

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Rate?

Winter here. Going to tone more in Summer

>>693130232
Don't know about the sex part but they do tend to be awesome friends. We can just talk gibberish for days and not get bored.

But I don't know if that's scientifically related to their fat levels.

>>693130106
How much weight did you gain? Obviously going from inactive at a low bodyweight, to active at a higher bodyweight is going to drastically increase basal rate. This has nothing to do with calories burned through lifting.

I had a lot of plateus cutting and bulking, and when I let go and stopped caring about any calorie burn from lifting it all came together.

Do an experiment. Bulk as if lifting only burns 50 calories, and only use a surpluse of 300, you'll gain.

>>693130232
Yes this is who my bf is.

I wouldnt consider him fat. Just chubby but man hes hilarious and when we eat its no game.

>>693130209
As much as I don't think he's attractive, I'd agree with the body type. When I think dad-bod I usually think Putin or a chubby Vin Diesel. Yum.

>>693130501
Anyone working with a body thats not particularly great has to rely on other attributes. Humor or being relatable for example. The gold mine is the guy who grew up ugly, then physically bloomed late once they were already intelligent and a decent person.

>>693130474
8/10, would sit on face. Your horribly blanked out face.

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>>693130867
I think I'm that ugly person. Also overweight but I don't look like it with clothes on. But I've got friends that always wants to talk.

Feels nice, man.

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>>693130501
>friends
>friendzones fat guys

>>693130570
exactly!

>>693128193
I lift heavy and at first I was like pfft. Fucking weak. Then I kept reading. Hmm respectable after all. Then I read more. *That is one set* Damn! That's a serious set.

>>693127894
>go grab yourself some tendies
L0l

>>693130474
>>693130874
>>693128477
Actually, can I see your cock? That pic has made me a little turned on.

>>693131200
No, no, no! We're both guys. He's actually quite the player. Fully fashionable and confident and shit. Not in the faggy way either. Shit, I feel like I'm bringing his game down whenever we hang out.

>>693130534
Went from 55kg to 75kg. Same bodyfat percentage.
The calories burned from physically moving weights are always going to be low. Add in that muscle burns calories very efficiently it's really the lifting that causes the ability to cut fat. It's not directly because of lifting but from the bodies response to lifting, meaning the repair and upkeep of muscle mass.
Lifting weights is the most important part of losing fat right behind diet. Cardio is only useful for heart health really.
You would of course gain if you eat any amount over maintenance. However if I stopped lifting and lost muscle mass I would gain fat very quickly. On the other side If I gain 5kg of muscle from lifting weights and then eat my current maintenance I will strip fat crazy fast.

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>>693127916
You gained 3 inches from back surgery? Did they have to disconnect your brain from your spine to do it? Because that's the only way someone would think they could gain 3 inches of height from "back surgery".

>>693131664
Curious, how many cuts and bulks did you do?

>>693131664

On the same path as you, at 65 now. Started at 54.5 with 14% bf (still the same bf now), how's it like at 75?

>>693130232
this took about 25+ years to learn, fellas.
dating children is where you get these childish ideas of muscles and shit.

>>693131671
I'm just saying, man. I feel like the main reason why we hang out so much is cause our houses are like a 5min walk away from each other.

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>>693131915
How tall are you guys, and how long did it take you? I'm 6' and 60kg, low enough bf to see my upper ribs

>>693130086
Form > Weight... everytime

As far as traps, i could see that. Maybe some lat pulldowns would help too.

I started doing this shoulder workout (along with shrugs, military presses, Arnolds, and reg. Shoulder presses) and have gained a lot of definition

>http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/kris-gethin-high-volume-shoulder-builder

>>693131889
I keep it pretty simple, bulk 6 months then cut for 6 months. I keep my Bulks fairly lean so fat gain is minimal but still some fat gained. Then I cut very gently trying to maintain strength so muscle burn isn't a problem.
I could probably have made more progress if I bulked hard and cut hard, but it's a ton of effort. To be honest though any program that is stuck to religiously will work as long as it's not totally retarded.

>>693131406
It's one of my favorite sets and has made shoulder day one to look forward to. Try it out. Put your max shrug at the top and work you way up from 20-25# below it

>>693132177

I'm the guy that went from 54.5 to 65
I'm 5'9, and I've been lifting for around 8 months now. I have been bulking the whole 8 months and I'm eating 3400-3500 calories a day at this point. Gonna continue my bulk for another 8 or so months and then cut for the summer.

>>693132099
Isn't that how men friendships work though? You don't have shit in common, you just get forced to spend time with each other for some reason so you just accept that person as your "best friend" now?

>i dont have friends

>>693131915
Hey man me too, except I started at 68kg at 26%BF, cut down to 55kg and now have bulked up to 65kg.

I wonder at 5'8 how much more weight I can put on before it's time to cut. I've been doing 2lbs/month and still have low enough bf for 4 pack

>>693132675

Im the guy in the photo with the really badly coloured face. Im 5"7 and 88kg. You can go much higher

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Femanons how much more weight should I lose?

I'm 180 5'10 but don't want to be super skinny but don't want to still be chubby...

165, perhaps?

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Rate yeah I know needa cut

>>693131915
I really like my body at 75kg.
I've always been very lean, currently 12% according to a dexa scan and skin fold calipers read 8%.
I'm 5'11" so I look like I work out but nobody goes wow unless my shirt comes off.
I found that the muscle I gained at 65kg - 70kg made more of a difference physically per kilo.
Gaining a lean kilo at 65kg made a great deal more difference than going from 74-75kg. Can barely notice a kilo now sadly.
Don't intend to get much bigger as diminishing returns has kicked in, in every possible way. It's way harder to gain lean mass and it doesn't make as much of a difference.

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I go for the lean look.

>>693132675
Congrats bro! That's great

You should just bulk till you look in the mirror and think "Hm.. I really think it's time to cut again" which should be around 18-20% bf I guess. Don't cut too soon though! It'll be useless, and a little fat isn't your enemy, just part of the game.

2lbs/month is perfect btw, I'm doing the same.

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>>693133175
>lean look
bruh, that's more like Auschwitz mode

>>693132177
I'm 5'11" 75kg at 12 percent bodyfat.
I have a fairly small frame so I'll never look huge in shirts but I find low body-fat is way more impressive than soft bulk. 60kg is very light for your height, the good news is you should gain pretty easily and starting pretty lean makes it way easier.

>>693132987
Love the body, but I'm more curious about how big that cock gets.

>>693133175
Thanks, Mr. Skeletal

>>693133161

That's awesome man, how big are your arms in inches?
My goal is 80 kg at 9%, which is probably close to my natural potential.

>>693133175

dude that's not attractive no offense
pretty sure women would choose some 5'4 manlet if he has muscles and is in shape. u just look like a twig that a 12 year old boy could snap..put on some muscle, shit.

>>693133644
1.85mts and 75kgs

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>>693133476

Thanks! I'm still trying to cut weight out.
Oh it gets plenty bigger...especially since I'm on NoFap and hitting the gym to improve myself every day and not fapping anymore! :)

>>693132607
I don't think it's that grim. I do think we wouldn't be as close friends if we didn't live closely but it's not like we sit silently for hours till someone says something. And the time I spend with him is super enjoyable.

>>693133514
Typical bicep measurement flexed after a workout is only 16 inches. However 16 inch biceps look pretty damn good when lean.
I don't think I have the genetics or mentality to make it to 80kg lean. You would really need both sadly however you never know until you try, and if you fall a little short you'll still look damn good! Lean gains got so very much harder over 70kg for me.

>>693132965
I would, but I actually don't lift I do calisthenics on rings, so my goal weight is only about 160lbs. If I get too heavy it will make certain movements too hard to execute.

>>693133773
Oh the cringe. This is definitely a guy who's thought his body is the reason he's not getting laid, when it's absolutely fine. Fun fact: it's your beta that's showing and scaring people away.

>>693133033
Nah, you don't need need it. Might as well just cut for next summer and put on more mass.

>>693134223
>a guy who's thought his body is the reason he's not getting laid

True story. I had an easier time getting laid when I didn't care about my body at all. Now I'm in much better shape but I'm like 100% more self conscious. Fuck me.

>>693134053

Damn can't even imagine having 16 inch arms. I'm at 13 inch now but it's mostly because of my age and the fact that I did dumbell curls (yes.. I know) wrong for like the first 6 months, only felt them in my forearms. Getting there though, arms have been growing solidly for the last 2 months.

Good luck with your goals man! We're all gonna make it

>>693134706
Damn man, I have TERRIBLE bicep genetics. I can fit almost 4 fingers between my inner elbow and the insertion. Getting my biceps to 13" even has been a struggle. But then again, I guess I can't expect big arms at 143lbs lol

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>>693134223

Not cringy at all. I haven't gotten laid because of my body. I'm not chubby but I'm not skinny. I'm skinnyfat. Low self esteem maybe is one of the reasons. Also dick is about average and nothing impressive. I wear briefs now because w/ NoFap I'm too horny all the damn time.But thanks for the advice? haha

>>693130318
You like them chubby because you are fat yourself and you don't want to put effort into yourself.

>>693134041
Yeah but you guys didn't actively go out in an attempt to meet a "friend". You probably just ran into each other one day and decided to tolerate one another for a while based off proximity to each others houses. You guys have shit in common, sure. But friendships seem to be based more on convenience than they are the desire for friends.

I used to have friends a long time ago, but its only because they forced me to talk to them via FB. I just accepted them as "friend", because I talked to them all the time and we had a few things in common. But I didn't actively seek them out, is what I mean.

>>693134887
I'm exactly the same as you.. 4 fucking fingers. Can be a bit depressing at times haha but well, we gotta work with what we have. I am 143 lbs too so yea I don't expect 16 inch arms either

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>>693133265
More recent leaner photo

>>693129092
Disagree. Thats totally a dad bod. Not fat but not skinny. Definitely some muscle but not ripped. Like a former athlete that eats just a little too much pizza

>>693134268
In in aus so its winter now lol..

>>693133518

I do have some muscle. Here's a better one. 5% body fat.

>>693135458
You guys realize arm size comes from your triceps right? You guys probably don't even do curls properly either and hit the entire muscle so you probably have those silly baseball biceps.

>>693131511
And I just came. Not much thanks to this thread though. Hitachi ftw.

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>>693135746

Try again.

>>693135776
Yes I know, and my triceps are fine luckily. And I don't curl, I do weighted chinups and tuck lever rows. My bicep work is more than adequate.

>>693135876
Durianrider is that you?

>>693127251
Not true. Fucking a fat chick is very diferent than fucking a small girl.

>>693136011
>Durianrider is that you?

No idea what Durianrider is.

>>693135776

I hit my triceps just as hard as my biceps. And no I do not have silly baseball biceps. What do you mean with hitting the entire muscle? Care to explain?

>>693127894
I second this

>>693135876
That is never ever 5 % body fat. Have you ever seen somebody with 5 % body fat? I have and have a PhD in sports science ... you are about 10 % body fat.

Let me geuss you use a bodyfat scale or?

>>693133644
either you have thinnest legs in the world of your bones are empty.
I am 180 / 80kg and look 1.2 that big.

born a metal endoskeleton with living tissue over it-always a terminator.

>>693136307
Using full range of motion instea of ego lifting like every other twat on earth jiggling their hips around and leaning into the curl to use their back and when doing dumbell curls turn hands a little past 90° toward the top so it hits the long head of the bicep. Like starting out as hammer curl but once past the hip start twisting to be parallel with the floor but just a smidge further.

>>693135603
Douche_2000_lookatme

>>693132594
Manlet.

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>>693136685
What?

>>693128546
Bullshit

>>693136828
Nah hes got size decent physique dont hate on someone just because you cant achieve it

This sounds like a topic for >>>/soc/

Higher ratio of femanons there

>>693135428
Oh, right. I think that goes for most actual friendships. If you're just going out saying Hi to 20 people and hope that 2 shows interest, I don't count that as friendship. It just seems rather shallow. We were in the same community so we'd talk a couple of times and we liked each others company. So when he moved houses and got closer, it just became easier to be friends and being closer geographically meant more interaction thus a closer bond.

I think I get what you're trying to say. I just don't think it applies to my case. The people you describe are what I call acquantinces. Just people I know that I talk to sometimes. My friends are people that I can openly joke, laugh, talk shit, hang out with, etc.

>>693133461
Thanks for the input bro. Do you think I'll be able to see decent results in 6 months, lifting 5 times a week? How long would it take to attain something like the picture?

>>693136615
If that's 10% body fat, then why aren't his abs showing?

I went from 220 to 171 in 3 months. I noticed that females were way more into me and gave me more chances when i was skinnier as apposed to being heavier. I fit into my clothes better, finally got to wear a medium shirt and 34 waisted pants.
>i've always had a larger waist

Also, when I was skinnier, my confidence was through the roof. I didn't have love handles anymore, my chest was flat but my pectorals popped out nicely... Shit was fucking sick. I was so happy with myself. Also, I used to fuck with this girl who was exclusively into no shit, straight up fat white dudes with huge beards and no physique. I got skinny, and she distanced herself from me. I got heavier (now 194 :/) and she came back.

>>693137554
I tend to agree with the other anon. Chicks want you to be fit. That anon is obviously fit. But they dont want some muscle bound, roid head

>>693135336
its obvious why you faguettes are still single.

>>693126216
I've seen this pic on /fit/ before.

>>693138059
You're right, thats a more apt word for them.

>openly joke laugh talk shit hangout with etc

I don't do that with other people.

>>693138445
So you probably don't have people that you can call close friends. I think that's more common in the world than one might think. You'll find someone some day.

>>693127607
Hit by cannonball/10

>>693136788

I use full range of motion. I don't ego lift. But yea I know what you mean

>>693136838
I'm 16, so no.

>>693129378
those fingers.....

>>693127380
>>693127894
Haha the guy owned the other guy

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>>693128100
Just like guys prefer girls with "meat on their bones" kek
Quit your weak attempts to not appear shallow.

>>693126216
That's kinda hot.

To me personally it depends on what kind of relationship I'm in. I want a cute, muscular boyfriend to show off to my friends and stuff but if it's something sexual I'd much rather settle for someone that I genuinely find disgusting due to the degradation from that(that's my fetish)

[spoiler]femanon[/spoiler]

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18 year old chad checking in

>>693139076
See you in 2 years

>>693127607
Bro your PE looks pretty fucking bad. Go see a doctor.

>>693138150
>If that's 10% body fat, then why aren't his abs showing?

Genetics. I carry most of my fat on my stomach. Can't shift it.

>>693127607
Are you in Katy?

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>>693125513
This one

>>693140694
That's basically the same as the pic, just with more bodyfat

>>693140270
Lack of ab development. If you can't see abs at 10%, you don't have abs. I still have a 4 pack and I'm at 15% BF.

>>693125513
>implying female anons exist

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Who cares what women want. Just get big.

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rate me plz.. people say i am too bulky and look older cause of it. it eats me everyday. my sholders are monsterocities. i weigh 150lbs and am 5.1 height

>>693140930

Know it all, eh? 4 years in army Rangers, 12%, no pack. Please try to tell me I wasn't working out enough to get one so I can die of laughter. Not everyone is built for a 6 pack.

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>>693141438
i thought gaining muscle would suit me. now i am not so sure weather chicks dig me or find me scary.sorry for shit camera quality.

>>693141957
>>693141438
At your height if you get too big you'll look like an overcompensating manlet. Slim down and focus on definition.

>>693141957
The only way to tell is talk to people, man. If I saw you on the street, I wouldn't be surprised if you had a shank. But then again, people in your area might have a different view.

>>693141811
>4 year ranger
pics or stop claiming.

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>>693141811
>Army fucking rangers
anonymity can only go so far

>>693139851
You know femanons wants different typo guys depended on theyr menstrual cyclus ?

Just before and during you want a masculine butch whos capable of pounding your ass the whole night. Just after and until max period you want a man who you feel secure with and whos capable of providing for you (and your children)

That's evolution right there.

>>693142133
i am indian i am avarage in height. and my weight is not going down. dieting makes ne go in hibernation. i sleep for entire days and wake up really hungry. i box and exercise saily. i run a 2 miles daily(my ass is arnold swizenager litealy , its hard and musclle thats why i only ware loose thick pants.) nothing i do losses weight and always backfires.

>>693143466
Sorry typo: *until next period

>>693141957
I have a similar body. Its all about being confident but not completely unself aware, you have to strike a balance

>>693143553
go on a high carb vegan diet

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19 years in the Marine Corps. Will turn 38 this year in the fall.

5'9, 160ish give or take a couple of pounds any given day. Feel pretty good about myself most days.

>>693126380

100% this girl is fat af.

>>693126380
>>693144272

For real the only girls I've ever met who claim to like chubby guys/dad bods are because they're fat themselves and therefore being with a guy who's fit makes them insecure. Doesn't mean that ripped dudes don't make them wet though.

>>693142273
people started moving out of my way and giving me space by themselves. chicks stare at me wired. i have never been stared at by cihicks before but this makes me really uncomfortable. its gotten to the loint where i never meet eyes with anyone. i think girls dont like musccle. and i am vegan since birth (vegiterian) never ate any meat or evan egg do and i dont think i can get any more vegan rhen i already am.

>>693140069
See you then :)

>>693127894
>damage control
>u r an fageet looool I'm so cool and not a fageet

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>>693139062

>>693127916
Jamie seabrook?????

>>693144272
>>693144571

Can confirm. Been married for 15 years. Wife is fat as fuck. Not attracted to her but I ain't divorcing her either. We fuck, it's good, but she is insecure as fuck. I'm sure she wishes I wasn't in good shape and fit.

Still holding out that in a few years after the kids are gone she gets her shit together and loses the weight.

>>693143634
what fo you mean by balance and what is unself aware?

>>693127673
its pectus extravatum, i have it too, there is surgery to remove it if necessary

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>>693144571
I don't want to have to prove anything, but the first girl I fell head over heels for like total pussy on pedestal, chocolates on her doorstep major crush- loved some chubby, greasy asshole with the exact 'dad bod' that anon mentioned.
Chick was a smoking 10, blonde, drew anime (like a fucking prodigy), probably bulimic now that I think about it, even took breast enlargement pills because the bf mentioned it apparently. Not to mention she inherits like two houses and a shit ton of money and an insurance firm if I'm correct.

The guy and I were okay with each other, even hung out multiple times for years. But I felt superior in almost every way yet it killed me inside to keep being friends with this girl who threw me in the friend zone. Like actually told me, "I like you as a friend."
She actually loved the shit out of me, and I only found out like 3 years later that she was dangerous cheating material (after she demonstrated to me, alone, how she could fit an entire water bottle in her mouth). Would have definitely fucked me if I made even the slightest advance. But I was a fag of course. She probably thought I was too.

>A lot of girls actually like that body type
>"chicks dig confidence" or whatever

>>693132987
Start by improving the underpants game. then bulk and cut.

>>693144844
Damn. I think you should perhaps work on your clothes and hairstyle, shoes, etc. People used to avoid me but I've started wearing clothes like z normal person and no one looks at me weird.

Then again, I have the face of someone that wants to kill people for fun. I cannot smile naturally to save myself.

>>693145124
like be confident around girls, smile and strike up conversation but don't be autistic

>>693128121
Kek

>>693132607
I think most males who are friends are better friends than most females who are friends. Usually men are more straightforward about stuff, like if they're mad they'll tell you why, but girls will stay mad at you and say nothing about why they're mad, or just start ignoring you one day for no reason, or just shame you publicly.
I know that only a small percentage of women are feminazi scum but they're the worst about this. A feminazi at my job got so offended one day when I told her about my views on gun rights that she won't speak to me to this day. She never told me what I did that offended her, just started crying for no reason and bitched to a bunch of customers about me.

>>693141438
>>693141957
Lol, 'do', you're sexy. Stop wearing what I assume are silk and cotton exercise pants when you go out in public like 'everywhere is your gym'.
That would be my body by now by the way if I didn't get cold shouldered by a girl over last christmas break. That's exactly my body , except a huge belly I've been stuffing full of Doritos and sweets.

And these fucking glasses of mine make everything small. It's so weird. On - I look anorexic. Off - I'm fucking enormous.

>>693139296
What's wrong with my fingers?

>>693125513
I have gone for various types. Most bigger, not much muscle, more so a fluffy cushiony, body type. Last couple bfs were skinny, but the current bfs is 165 and has muscles.

>>693125513
Implying

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rate

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rate me
I don't care if you're a gay guy or a girl, I just want comments

>>693147043
tbh looks like you play an instrument

>>693147187
I think your body looks hot.

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>>693139983
Chad, just where are your nipples nigga

>>693137581
thats the whole lot of cucks on /b/ , they want cocks and blacked out faces , motherfuckers wont ever achieve shit, and even if they somehow stumble upon it they will lose it, such is life of a non-real-white-european man.

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>>693133175
You're well done in half the time Skinnygirl

>>693131838
are you retarded

>>693132987
It's not what they want, it's what you want. And what you think what you want, wants, doesn't matter.

>>693125513
>fags also welcome
As if you were going to get anything else.

>>693133721
1.85 mountains

>>693147212
I do actually

Only fags care about body type. Women care about the car you drive and how much you earn.

>>693141395
might not be you but nice tat

>>693146535
>>693147021
yea its gym pants.
so two anons say its clothes so gota be the clothes. i am going to het some good clothes then. thanks.

>>693145080
lol thats not happening, i hate to break it to you. just be content with some side piece and keep your marriage for the kids
>>693145080

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>>693125513
>ITT
Bitch-tit Bobs vs. Calvin Kleins

>>693132987

>Literallymybody/10

Get out of those fucking briefs though jesus christ are you 6?

>>693148813
I like wearing what the fuck I want. But if alpha, female attraction is the goal, then yeah, I guess you are what you where. Nothing too complicated though.
It's mature too. Do you ever see successful men wearing their gym clothes everywhere they go?

If style is what you're going for then I strongly recommend giving >>>/fa/ a browse. Just avoid the cancer :/

>>693126216
>>693127770
How'd you get rid of chubby mass?

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>>693137581
>implying there are just as many nude pics of anonymous men on the internet as there are women.
Just find a set of nudes by some sexy built guy with a nice dick, then go play Kik and snapchat or whatever. report back with results in these goofy 'Pics you weren't supposed to share' threads.
>Win-win

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>>693147943
here they are bro

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>>693150000
damn chad

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best type of male body reporting in