ITT: We wait.
>>693120936
For what
>>693120967
you'll see
*farts, achieves loud orgasm*
S-sorry
>>693121153
It's ok; we are all humans beings. Just don't let it happen again!
>>693121153
*walks in*
This room smells like shit
>>693120967
I'd say.
>>693120936
At least the AC is working today. My name is Rudo, it's nice to meet you. Last time it took them two days to open the vault.
>>693121485
I don't like you 'Rudo'
*walks in with my dick outside*
I am back
>>693121609
Where'd you go?
Is this the Duncan Principle
>>693121682
I brought the melons you asked for
>>693121601
I don't like you or Rudo
>>693120936
I hope you guys don't mind, I made popcorn. But I'm not sharing. You just have to suffer through the smell of burnt popcorn.
>>693121991
you monster!
Would any of you like to talk about our lord and saviour fluttershy?
>>693122087
Ah, I just melted some margine in the microwave and added a dash of table salt. Does anyone have some milk I could drink?
<mumbles>
I hate you all
>>693121745
WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG
>>693122437
You're triggering me
>>693122721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0oG5ZhvtPI
I brought some cuban cigars for us to smoke and pass the time
Good thing I brought my own time waster.
*turns around in chair*
*Muffled noises occur*
>>693122944
Did you brin whiskey?
>>693123014
*muffling intensifying*
Fuck you fags. Who took my seat
*coughs like a retard for 10 whole human seconds*
Oh, I feel like I'm gonna sn-
*sneezes all over your face*
Shit, sorry mate.
>>693123152
Was it named?
Fuck you.
*I hate you all*
>>693123016
Nope sorry
>>693123146
*muffling mufflers with your mother's muff*
ON what are we waiting for?
can you all shut up, i´m trying to read a manga over here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFltXDMQsQQ
>>693123474
>u all shut up, i´m trying to read a manga over he
Why are all of those children naked?
So, lovely weather we're having, huh?
>>693123469
You'll see
>>693123474
You're reading it backwards.
WHAT ARE YOU FAGGOTS DOING IN MY SWAMP?
(lean over to far but nothing happens. Leans back. farts loudly)
>>693123557
TITS OR GTFO
*takes out nail clippers*
*CLIP*
*CLIP*
*CLIP*
>>693120967
To check these
Allahu akbar motherfuckers
>>693123806
Are you gonna eat that?
*begins licking clippings sensually*
>>693123548
you wouldn´t understand, it´s art
>>693123622
no i´m not. now leave me alone, i want to know where those tentacles end up
Please rate me.
>>693123975
Ooohh, my uncle got 12yrs for his art.
>>693123975
>you wouldn´t understand, it´s art
I might understand more than you think...
>>693124116
12yrs sounds a little like pic related
>>693124358
That's my fetish
>>693124033
Aren't you the guy that said trips to kys live on twitch
>>693123016
Hey i brought some beer if you want
*has an autistic meltdown*
https://youtu.be/yTU8WbTbZMI
>vid related
Excuse me anon do you have the time.
>>693124616
I'm gonna need it. Gotta drink till these chairs are sexy.
>>693124712
I do, sir. It's time for me to say something rude and/or childish, however, that something eludes me at this moment
*starts masterbating to anime*
>>693124712
sure, its 15:43 UTC
>>693124670
yeah mommy lay down on me
>>693124532
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
There are many impostures but only one true KING of /b/.
Where would my people /b/e if I'd leave them?
No m8. Twasn't me.
>>693124871
Ow shit. I was supposed to pick up my son at 13:30 UTC. Fuck see ya.
So... What are we waiting for anyway?
>>693125345
No clue
>>693125239
there was news on the radio about a kid that got run over by a bus while i was driving here
I hate this. Takes fucking forever and all I smell is popcorn.
>>693125407
Hey you turn up that tv.
>>693124878
You waiting on the VA? Good luck with that.
*shouts "Allhu Ackbar" then runs out*
>>693125423
Popcorn? I love popcorn! Gimme some plz
>>693124670
>>693124842
>>693124948
>>693125784
*ignores all of the autism*
anybody got an idea where to get permit a38?
>>693125509
"A local boy has been stuck in the wheel well of a bus for the last 3 hours. Jimmy who has mild autism was waiting for his father to pick him up after school. Apparently when his father did not show up he ran frantically to stop a school bus. The driver failed to stop and hit jimmy. He is alive and conscious but in extreme pain. Firefighters and emt are working to free the boy now"
>>693125889
Sorry anon, I finished most of it. Here a few bits with all the extra kernels. Do my a favor and clean it all up when you're done.
>>693122944
Checked
>>693125894
>gets face fucked
>slurps with pride
*take a out blunt* you niggers wanta some?
>>693126263
You can't smoke in here sir
>>693126345
You can smoke my cock, and what about the guy with the Cuban cigars?
>>693126263
Eww, is that WEED?
*lights up*
i hate to inform you all that we are closing for today. we´ll be there for you again tomorrow from 11am
>>693126780
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>693126780
*pulls out sleeping bag*
>>693126780
You know what?
Fuck you
We're staying
>>693126780
It's not even 11am today...
>>693126780
It's 11am where I am right now
I will not stand for this treachery
>>693126780
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zfbK_dbsCu0
>>693126970
We're staying!
WE'RE STAYING!
>WE'RE STAYING!
not my problem if you all believe me beeing incharge. i´m just making my way to the front row
>>693126824
>>693126891
>>693126970
>>693127063
>>693127152
>>693127326
>>693127399
Any body want a hit of this super lemon silver pepperoni og kush ball haze?
>>693127659
>stabs with penknife
>>693125784
>Allhu
>>693127841
>Ackbar
>>693127782
at least i´m the first in the line of the emergency room. well maybe second after the bus child
Anyone want to play some Catan?
I brought Bagel Bites!~
>>693128274
What's Catan?
>>693128442
A board game.
>>693128291
Kys pizza pockets are better
So what are we waiting for?
Please rate me
>>693128964
Mario / 10
>>693128847
If you don't know why you're here, you'd better get out of the line. Some people are really here because they need it.
>>693128964
did you say Please rape me?
>>693128964
4/10 would mexican mob boss again
>>693128238
*huff* *puff*
*huff* *puff*
>*huff* excuse *puff* me?
*huff* *puff*
Don't mind me, just jamming
awkward silence
OP WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR!
>>693120936
my job consists out of waiting and cleaning machinery, i am tired of waiting. so screw this thread.
I'm still here OP
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
sorry guys, I forgot to turn off my alarm
>>693131065
me too. still here, still waiting..
>>693131278
OP please tell us why we're waiting
>>693131278
Please OP don't make us suffer any more just tell us what we're waiting for
>>693131916
>>693132277
you still didn´t figure it out?
This is Purgatory
>>693131916
>>693132277
we are who we are. we do what we do. we cannot change that within a short period of time. this is 4chan and this is my thread. so lets wait. what for you ask? we wait for dubs. we wait for trips. we wait for some brother getting banned. we wait for moot. we wait for jizzmas. we wait for EFG. we are all here, sharing this moment together in a manner that is suitable for people like us in a place where we feel the most comfortable. that is why we wait. why we spend time with each other. why we want to be alone - together.
and in case you wonder: yes, I am drunk.
>>693132572
Here are dubs
>>693132277
Here are trips
>>693132555
>>693133000
More trips
>>693132555
>>693133032
>>693133000
>More trips
You mean full house.
>>693133332
But you missed the quints
>>693133861
i moved on from purgatory to hell
Bump I guess
>>693135193
I said bump
>>693135350
Why isn't it working
>>693135396
Fuck
I tried OP
I really tried
Come on thread stay with me
