Claim you're celebrities wife /b/.
once someone has picked her,she's gone, so be quick.
I pick natalie portman
>>693120928
You bastard. Dubs to steal? If not here's my claim
Snagging Emma Watson before its too late.
>>693121141
Yehh dubs steal, forgot to way.
>>693120928
>>693121141
>>693121454
I like the way this is starting
>>693120928
Yoink
Amy Santiago from Brooklyn nine-nine is the hottest chick I've ever laid eyes on
>>693122073
Helps that she liked to please
she´s mine
Chloë is mine
>>693122515
>>693122605
At least you guys are picking good versions of her, I had to drop her after the Camel Toe picture
>>693122605
Might want to look back two posts
>>693120928
I claim natalie portman
>>693121454
You can have her, I lost interest when she became a feminist
>>693122515
>dat manface
fucking trap lovers
>>693122892
> I claim natalie portman
He already claimed her, dummy
> You can have her, I lost interest when she became a feminist
/rolls eyes
>>693122761
Yeah, he beat me by a few seconds. I'll just claim McKayla.
Lauren Cohan is mine.
>>693123200
McKayla looks better than Chloe imo. I'd say you still got a good deal.
>>693123200
>>693123405
Both are plummeting down their descent.
>>693123405
everyone looks better than Chloe.
Caitlyn Jenner
Dat ass
>>693122892
>I lost interest when she became a feminist
>implying these claim threads are anything more than physical attractiveness
>Implying she is not still hot as fuck
Mine!
>>693122892
OP hear, I didn't say dubs steal, pick again, Miss Portman is mine.
>>693123197
No I claim her! Natalie portman is claimed by me fuck OP.
She won't let you have sex with her because that's rape. Unless if you offer your tight asshole to her so she can fuck you with her feminist strap on
>>693123610
she has two backwards L's on her leg.
>>693123514
Tbh I feel the same way. She's one of those girls I just dont get the attraction. But if people like her that's there opinion.
>>693123610
She is hot as fuck but when I look at her I see floating hermoine faces screaming 'muh patriarchy' or 'rape'. Who knows maybe she'll get fat
>>693123652
Too bad I dont play by the rules... not even my own
>>693123633
She probably has the one of the most masculine facial structures of female celebs out there.
Claimed
>>693124232
Yup yup yup
But what are you doing out of your cage nathalie? Get back in there
>>693122747
this. can someone post it?
>>693124187
Pay attention ChloFags and McKayla lovers, *this* is an example of how to pick a girl on the rise
Jenifer Lawrance is mine
>>693123886
>I see floating hermoine faces screaming 'muh patriarchy' or 'rape'.
Stuff her mouth with cock and that should fix it for a little bit.
>Who knows maybe she'll get fat
I doubt it. She's been a good weight her whole life and been pretty fit looking as an adult. I just cant see all that changing somehow.
>>693123796
>backwards L's
J's?
>>693124354
ignored
Her big goofy, toothy fuckin' grin is mine!
>>693124488
Oh and those dubs secure Emma Watson as mine. No thievery
emily blunt get
>>693124520
Aarrrghhh my nipples! They hurt when I twist them!
>>693124409
Gotta love Selena
>>693124718
That picture is a prime example of why she's Waifu material. There she is doing a meet and great, making contact with her fans/strangers. Letting them touch her.
And she's wearing a braless, thin, nearly see through black top at a time where she *knows* people will be taking flash photography of her.
>>693120928
>>693124632
Wtf man!? Play by the fucking rules you hairy cunt
>>693124608
Stealing with dubs.
>>693124868
>waifu material
You just described a raging slut
Ellie Goulding is mine, fuck you all
if dubs every claim will be reverted and everyone has a new chance to claim youre waifu
>>693125103
Her eyebrows are their own entities. I personally don't find her to be beautiful, although she is certainly objectively "pretty"
>>693125103
Her face works for me hey, I picked Emma but she's a contender for sure.
>>693125071
You don't even have dubs and THERE IS NO STEALING STOP BEING A NIGGER
>>693124927
Steal GET
>>693125198
NO SHE IS MINE
>>693125123
Except she's not fucking a ton of guys, check that dating history. This means you're getting a supremely sexual girl that doesn't give her body away.
>>693125352
>>693125103
Terrific choice. She seems like a really cool chick and would probably wear the Dany wig in bed for you
Claiming Scarlett
>>693125198
>>693125442
motherfucker shut up
Claimed
>>693125545
All the surgery would worry me for waifu, she's nice to look at though.
>>693125103
DAT filename irony
How the fuck has no one picked her? You guys are faggots
>>693126077
>>693122515
I'm glad at least someone is looking out for the autistic among us.
>>693126118
> tfw when you'll never get her tipsy and talk her into having sex overlooking the beach.
If not her, Yvonne Strahovski.
Claimed
thank youuuu
Ellie Kendrick
this slut, I dont care she's trash
Claiming Sarah Gadon
>>693120928
meh
>>693126870
You're a bit late on the draw there bucko.
>>693124579
>>693126897
We're talking Waifu here, not hate fuck or one night stand. You sure?
>>693126897
>>693127161
fuck it Im sure, bitch is too hot to let go
Claiming all three
>>693127278
I can see why shes " hot " but the fact that ever single thing on her body is cosmetic and done by a doctor is too creepy and ruins it for me. Literally her whole face, ass everything. Now her sister Kendall can get fucked hard
I am a celebrities wife
Claim Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Claimed
>>693127474
>>693127474
so? All these bitches in Hollywood have had work done
>>693127474
Ding ding Ding
>>693127623
I know, I live there and see it everyday, but shes just overkill. Im sure Kendall has had some work done but like the extend of a nosejob or something which doesnt bother me as much, but touching a total fake ass is just weird to me
>>693127617
Exactly.
>>693127296
Why does Katee Sackhoff do it for me?
>>693127744
Because you have latent homosexual tendencies?
>>693122073
True that
>>693127744
Because she's a babe
>>693127862
kek
claim
>>693127862
You would expect trap threads to be enticing then but they aren't
Emilia Clarke
>>693123936
>not even my own
no that would require creativity. they're just some other newfag's 'rules'
>>693127053
oh noes
>>693127474
>ever single thing on her body is cosmetic and done by a doctor
So basically engineered to be sexy and less affected by aging? Sounds good to me.
Mine
Don't even care that she's a jew
>>693124868
Anyone that says the word waifu is perpetually a disgusting fat weaboo virgin. U guys are disgusting get a life.
>>693128434
Good choice anon
>>693128568
Or just injected with a bunch of weird liquids and shit. No thanks
>>693128894
Figure of speech for the thread here, ease up.
>>693128696
Waiting for this chick to get naked
>>693127278
>>693128568
Yeah, who cares if engineered. Those hips omfg
>>693124232
meh
>>693123200
McKayla is looking better and better.
>>693126826
muh feminism
>>693127744
Dubba dubs
Sackoff=/=Whackoff
>>693120928
Olivia Wilde
>>693124409
On the rise? She's maxed out already.
>>693128226
nice feet but meh
Cockeyed feminist commie
>>693128587
>>693129733
McKayla is looking as good as she has since her reappearance after the leak. Pre-leak Mac was a stone cold ten. This isn't anything compared to that.
>>693129905
Selena? Maxed? Are you daft, mate? She's getting hotter and hotter.
>>693125071
Keep your mudshark.
>>693125475
Dating history maybe, but she was a slut BJ queen at the Mouse House.
>>693129905
Fuck no dude
fucking plebs
>>693128587
>>693129759
>>693129947
to be honest it's her feet that kinda do it for me. lol
>>693130268
I've never heard that in any sort of way. Any source other than your imagination?
>>693130469
Would be her footstool, as long as I didn't have to hear her speak.
>>693126113
Name?
>>693130569
couldn't have said it better
I win, this cutie patootie with sex appeal to booty. And I have a feeling she can cook. MINE!
>>693130618
seriously?
Claimed
>>693127278
Double bag your dick, then.
Does anyone have the pass to acces this imageboard ? Seems interesting ibchan.com/fappening
>>693130277
Fuck yes. You will never see better than this pic, and her career has alteady peaked.
Isla Fisher. Claimed
>>693130618
alison brie
>>693131567
Ohh nice, her character in wedding crashers, sore dick material
>>693130814
Yeah. Kinda why I asked
God I miss her young self. But I'd still fuck her until my dick hurt
Dove Cameron . Claimed.
>>693131785
Dude for real. Glad to see someone agrees
Kimbra claimed
>>693130677
does no one care about melissa?!
>>693126730
more please
taylor swift taken
>>693131802
You know 4chan has image search built in right?
Claimed
>>693131361
you're talking bullshit
>>693132058
No i didnt. Im failry new. How do i do that?
>>693124376
This it?
>>693132397
The little arrow next to every post, if there's an image there's an image search option.
where's that feminazi-bitch
I don't know her name
-but she's gorgeous
>>693132559
Is it the same for the app? I dont see anything.
>>693128826
Something tells me she's going to age terribly
Louis CK my love and dream husband
>>693132559
Nevermind i figured it out
Anita Sarkeesian
You know nothing
>>693133888
Why would anyone ever want to be married to her? I mean, she's good for some hatefucking, but to live with her on a daily basis would probably just crush your soul.
Jessica Alba
Morena Baccarin, surprised shes still here, top tier imo
o munn mine
>>693122561
Dubs says she's not.
Claiming best Olsen
Not my first pick but I'll take Blake Lively
>>693138199
legs for days.
Claimed
>>693138329
>>693138199
Best check yo' sel
>>693121141
f
I Claim Rosie Huntington
>>693120928
Barbara Dunkleman (she might not count as a celebrity but holy shiit)
>>693139561
Did you see her without makeup tho?
I claim Rashida Jones
Motherfucker claimed
>>693123886
Yeah, pretty much this - a fucked up feminist cunt. Flashing her curlies at the Paparazzi, then blaming Hollywood for sexualizing her. Considering she's a shit actress, sex is all she's got to sell. As bods go, Emma's is nice, but since we're all dreaming anyway, there's better to be had. She's all yours mate.
FELICITY JONES
>>693141029
> These thoughts
> 2016
Good Luck out there
>>693140084
still would tho
>>693140084
Tbh, I've seen better pictures of her without makeup but I get were your comin from man (pic not really related)
M-My M-Mistress Ariana Grande has told me she needs a real man to satisfy her... she s-says I'm not good enough for her... She says I'm n-nothing m-more than a wimp without fame or fortune: I-I bring nothing to the relationship... She s-says she will start meeting Bull Lovers and she hopes I die f-from shame and anguish while she is seeing them, waiting at home...
>>693141580
She still is pretty hot with makeup on
> 2016
> not claiming natalie dormer
thanks normies
>>693141540
So damn hot mann
>>693141341
All women are twisted mate, just gotta pick the ones bent the way ya like. I'm doin' just fine, thanks.
>>693141658
Oh for fuck sake man give it a rest
plebs
pretty much
>>693141658
love her feet, they're so hot
>>693142220
Fuck me, totally forgot about her
My sleeper. Leslie Mann's got a smoking bod, so I'll claim her.