>>693119161
Is that anne frank in that pizza?

>>693119161
Delivery boy here

I guarantee that you are black. Seriously.

These are pretty much the ONLY people who don't tip me.

Me and my boss often joke about it, there is literally a 95% chance that if you don't tip that you are black lmfao

>>693119161
Delivery guy here

I never ask for tips, a tip is a tip. I'm grateful for anything that isn't a penny because that's just insulting. Also, nice copypasta you raging fagqueer

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>>693119506

>mfw I'm black
>mfw I never tip
>mfw I never order from the same place twice
Theres like a thousand takeaways downtown from where I live

>cucked in the bedroom
>cucked in the food service industry

>>693119506
Blacks or rednecks who live in apartments. Old black ladies alway want exact change. "Bitch I don't have 25 cents just give me the 25 cent tip."

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>>693119506
I cant wait untill all of you losers are replaced by self driving cars like the truckers. Fuck you and your tip. Im a white aryan and I dont tip. Maybe you should get a job that actually pays well, dipshit.

>pic related. Its your big, white tip

I always tip 10 bucks on a $40 bill, must be tough being a delivery guy at 30 years old

I'm fine with not getting tips unless you live 20 min away in the next town over. Then you should give enough for the gas. I'll be honest that if you never tip and you live a distance away. We jack up your price a few bucks because you never tip. Now your giving me a 4 buck tip each time

>>693120010
It pays well when decent people give good tips. You ever walk out of work with $140 in one day?

>>693120157
This. I never expect a tip unless I'm delivering to you 1minute before we close or you're at the FAAAR edge of our delivery range.

OR if you promise to tip if we agree to deliver to you when you're out of our delivery range, then they don't fuckin tip.

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>>693120283
Yeah, its called selling drugs. I can make 140$ by sitting on my ass and playing videogames and waitin for people to text me.

>>693120547
And all I do is drive around smoking pot. Your point

>>693119728
obligatory you will always be a nigger reply

>>693120547
But you don't because you're an anti social fag who sits on his ass all day with his chicken tendies OR you actually do sell drugs in which case it's only a matter of time until your ass is going to end up looking like a collapsed mineshaft courtesy of big bubba who ALSO btw, doesn't tip either.

But you'll get his tip that's for sure..

>>693119161
48 dollars for a pizza? wtf lol

>order pizza
>masturbate while waiting
>delivery boy come and find me naked
>act like he doesn't notice
>"it's pretty big by the way"
>Thanks
Gave him a good tip

>>693120283
Fuck you greedy asshole, thats over $10 an hour to deliver god damn pizza. Entitled bitch. Do something meaningful.

>>693119506
Or maybe it's because you literally do fucking nothing. Someone else cooks the pizza, you're just a fucking food transporter. I'm not gonna pay you for doing your fucking job

>>693120948
Someone is jelly of my income ;)

>>693119161
Ancient copypasta, fuck off

Why are you using an old greentext OP?

former delivery driver here

people generally tip, i used to get paid minimum wage and make another, separate minimum wage equivalent salary just from the tips

i live in europe though


to be honest it's kinda pointless to tip unless you order very often (so we remember you) or if you ask for special shit (like stopping by a shop to buy a pac of cigs or something)

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>>693119161
Guaranteed replies

i order every week or every other week and get the same guy.
at first i thought he was a dick because he was rushing me and telling me to write him in a tip.
but i just kept tipping him and he's actually not a dick, he gets my pizza here before the little website bar thing fills up and he greets me informally as if we're buddies, which i don't mind.
i hate when people are tentative.

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>>693121362
>Using the word jelly in 2016
kek what a faggot

But i'll humor you... I'm a Junior Chief Executive Officer. I’ve got degrees from Harvard and Oxford and I'm only 23 years old. I make 470k+ a year,
and that's just a starting salary. I'm travelling the world 24/7, flying Elite class, driving the finest handmade automobiles
or sailing $25 m yachts. Money, women, respect, the whole shebang. I’ve got it all.

Sometimes I look down from my airplane window and think about all those "little people" like you, getting up at 6AM, driving their little Hyundai's
to their cubicles or building sites, and coming home at 6PM to eat their pork and beans before having pathetic and gross sex with their ugly
wives. But when a smoking hot stewardess comes over to bring me my $18.000 bottle of whiskey, I forget all about them.

Tomorrow I've got a meeting with some other executives over in Dubai. And guess who gets to decide whether or not our firm will open up a
new office over there? That's right: me. I even get to decide what shape the building is going to be. And no, I'm not going for the world's
largest tower. I don't need to overcompensate: I've got an 11" dick already.

Anyway, I've got to go now, because that smoking hot stewardess I told you about? Yeah, she brought her friends. They want to climb the REAL Burj Khalifa.
In my pants...

>>693119728
takeaway. shit you are black it's called fucking takeout you dumb nigger.

>>693121995
damn thats a nice pasta
a bit stale tough but i'll have it nontheless

>>693121995
>$18

>>693121995
What's middle school like?

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>>693122184
I don't have to take care of "my own people".
That is your job you pasty faced cumskin cuck

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>>693121351
We also wash dishes and sweep and mop all the floors

>>693121995
I know this is pasta but who the fuck would actually believe someone that makes half a million a year could afford all that?

>>693122422
You tell me.

While you suckers are still working your blue collar jobs or attending clown college in the
hopes of scoring a Mickey Mouse degree, I'm living it large.

>>693122177
but in England we say takeaway :(

Am I nigger now?

>>693122389
Kek

>>693119506
At my pizza hut, we put a +N on the customer profile. It prints out and shows up when they call. Let s everyone know they are dealing with rude, cheap black people

>>693119161
He probably shouldn't have raised a fuss, but you are human garbage OP. Don't order food from anywhere but McDonalds unless you intend to tip.

Faggot.

Never had an unpleasant delivery person, am from UK

>>693119486
Yes

>>693120547
prettymuch my entire school year in dorms.

>>693120948
Wrong, Bubba tips, then shafts.

>>693122934
That's because they don't expect a tip for doing their job. Tipping in the US seems ridiculous.

>>693119161
You are the entitled asshole in this scenario. How about stop being a shit human being and kys

>>693122567
Yes, cause it's food not first grade math.

>>693119161
I'm a pizza delivery driver and I hate when drivers do that shit to

Tips aren't owed and it sucks for me but that's what I fucking signed up for

>>693120010
>white
>aryan
Pick one

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>>693122934
>What ho? Fish chips cup o' tea mary poppins!

Drink bleach, kid. You're posting in an AMERICAN thread.

Shit if it wasn't still the 4th July I would kick your scrawny snaggletooth ass

>>693121351
If you think the delivery of the pizza is such an insignificant task, why don't you just go and get the pizza yourself.

>>693120335
You must be delivering to a fucking shit hole if you have people promising to tip. I hope you carry a gun anon.

ITT poorfags and niggers who don't tip and are proud of it.
How does it feel to be on the same mental level as a shitskin?

>>693123039
I give them tips regardless, most people I know do too. But if they asked, dunno what I'd do
America seems very weird

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>>693123333
Holy wasted quads batman!

>>693119161

Nice bait.

>>693121291
gay

>>693123331
jeez calm down edgelord
Specifically stated I was from the UK to show the cultural difference

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>>693123409
t. angry highschool dropout who can't get a better job than babysitting food for fat cunts on welfare

Project your insecurity elsewhere, please.

>>693119161
$50 on a fucking pizza? who the fuck are you, jabba the hutt?

>>693119161
>implying you have money
>implying your mom lets you order pizza
>implying you would lift your shit stained asscheeks out of your chair to answer the door

sure

>>693122523
It's not about being able yo literally afford it, it's about credit.

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>>693123576
You realise we got muslims working in 7/11s all over America? If I wanted to learn the UK's cultural differences I would ask them

>>693120283
Yes, actually, and I don't work very hard at all.
>weekend shift at factory
>12 hours a day at $15.14 an hour
>only work three days a week
>get paid for 40 hours, when only working 36.

>>693119506

No shit they already wasted the money on cheap beer and weed.

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>>693123618
>He has never ordered pizza for his group of friends before
Gee... Maybe it's because you don't have any?

>>693123783
$605 before taxes per week, $495 after taxes, calling that $140 per day since you work 12 hour shifts instead of 8. Technicality.

Yeah, maybe a bit

>>693120283
>he thinks $140 is a lot of money

Hey >>693123576
Please disregard this faggot that has no clue what the fuck he's talking about.
>>693123761
Hey retard, the Indians run the 7-11's, the Muslims run the dunkin donuts. At least know who you're talking shit about you Fox news sheep.

>>693119161
You're a bit of a whiny cunt
And also a fuckin fatass who orders that much pizza by themselves

>>693123222
In math it would be to "take away" and in this context it would be "takeaway".
So sort your neck out pal.
Also who the fuck says take away and not subtract or minus?

CONFIRMED FOR GAY FAGGOT.

>>693119506
Tipping is a bad thing that Jews invented for the shekels. It's a norm only in America. You're not in anyway obliged to tip, workers get their salary, if it's not enough they should find another job.

>>693119506

I'm white and never tip. I just look while they wait. If they say anything I say sorry I don't have enough for a tip.

Lol money's tight for everyone

>>693119161
Just right. Fuck Tipping.

>>693123331

You are the epitome of summer.

>>693120283

Yeh easy. Actually according to my math I make 105$ a day from military disability and social disability,

Just join the military and alost get killed a few times and you can be like me.

Gym everyday for muhgains, smoke weed everyday, play vidya, fuck bitches when I feel like going iut to get one.

It's not hard.

>>693119161
I only tip anyone if they did something that I consider to be above and beyond. It doesn't have to necessarily be a job skill. Like if the guy has a positive attitude that doesn't seem fake, or if I'm at a restaurant and the waitress gets that perfect timing of coming by often but not enough to annoy me.

As for pizza guys I don't really see what the big deal is in tipping or not tipping. Maybe it's just here in Iowa but they never ask for tips here, no delivery for anything asks for tips. They have it on the receipt but all they ask you to do is to sign a copy and to not keep their pen. If I don't have enough money to tip or if my delivery doesn't come fast enough it just take my food, set it down, sign the paper hand it back, say "have a nice day" and close the door.

Tldr; Iowa must be a weird place to visit.

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>>693125386
Big words for a faggot limey

So youve got $50 to blow on food but you cant give that driver a fkn dollar? Cheap disgusting entitled piece of shit. You should be ashamed of yourself.

former delivery driver here. I tip $10-20 usually to my regular place cuz I lke the guys.

I was in the midwest recently and got a pizza and tipped like $5. Older guy. Dude called me up and siad thanks for the tip, people like you are why I deliver pizzas. Sure, I don't believe it, but it was a nice gesture none the less.

also
>niggers have never tipped
>they only want to chimp out over being short $1.33
>they also want to rob/rape/beat you
fuck niggers. We'd never deliver to their areas.

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>>693125767
>>693125386
wrong pic
here ya go newfag
thank me later

>>693120283
Lol and then the car costs. And gas. And everything. Lol. Dipshit

>>693121995
You are eating chicken tendies right now.

>>693126019
Hey delivery anon. Im >>693125754

You should believe that guy. A lot of older guys driver in the Midwest and they're always very appreciative of tips. There's one guy i get papa johns from who after I got drunk and tipped him twenty bucks now he will always deliver to me, he gets my orders to me first, and we always chat when he comes by. He's a super cool guy, old enough that he spent a year or two in nam.

People who tip their delivery driver any less than 20% are literally scum who should choke to death on their pizza.

>>693122858
I like dat.

>>693126362
oh I was just being cynical, but I have to say I was touched, and if I got pizza from him again I'd flip him a 20 just for being cool. Yeah I chatted with him a few minutes too, now that you mention it.

I was born in Ft. Dodge, by the way. It's weird to visit heh!

>>693126497
enjoy your shit job that requires actually 0 skills or training, keep bitching about how you're underpaid

>>693126754
No shit?! Fort dodge wasn't too far from where I grew up. I live in Ankeny now but I grew up in Paulina, an hour or so away from fort dodge. Northwest Iowa lol

>>693123590
how does that obvious b8 taste faggot?

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>>693119728
Watch the webm of onigger getting denied handshakes.....it will be like this for you with pretty much everything in life.....btfo nigger.

Daily reminder that by "tipping" you are supporting lower wages

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>>693126954
You tell me.

>>693126497
Yeah tipping is cancer. Tell your boss to pay you more like the rest of us have to. I actually hate the people that pay your payroll more than I hate you. It's funny how nobody fights for equal pay because robbing paying customers of extra cash is better money.

>>693126959
>webm
Post it then shithead

>>693126935
kek
All I can say is, that fort looked sooooooo big when I was a kid heh!

Holy cow I don't know those cities...actually I had a barber recently from Des Moines...he said it was like hipster or cool or something now, or at least trying to be....who knew?!?
My old neighborhood actually *did* look the same as it was when I was a kid!

>>693126878
This. Literally shut the fuck up. No one cares about if you arr comfertable about what you get paid, we dont sign your check. Have a problem with money? Get a different job asswipe

>>693119161
>Be pizza guy
>Be living the American dream
>get order for a family of 4
>Slave over pizza and bring the lovely family a pizza
>500 pound nexkbeard answers the door while wearing a fedore INSIDE
>he hands me a 50 and asks for a dollar back
>4 kids at home, i need that dollar
>bitching wife never fucks me anymore, complains i dont make enough
>let him know of my struggles and plight
>he doesnt care, he has his pizza enough to feed 4 people
>return to work
>Boss man Nick (nice guy) tells me i have no job now
>heart sinks
>the american dream was a lie.
>return home fearful of abusive wife
>dont tell her
>fear for family, home, and merital wellbeing
>sit in the bathroom that night and cry

>>693121995
I know this is pasta but it still made me cringe so hard

>>693127263
You sound like a girl trying to sound like a guy.

Tits with timestamp

>>693127263
tits or gtfo

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>>693120010
That hair looks fake as fuck.
And you have black pubes, wtf anon?

>>693127389
Should have stayed in school imo

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>>693127389
I mean its 1 dollar.

If you're depending on tips at your job to get by, maybe it's time to find another job, dumbass. Do you honestly think people want to dish out more fucking money after they just spent 50 bucks on food? Other people need money too, you asshole. Fuck you.

I never tip. I also never eat out, unless somebody drags me along somewhere, because I'm not that useless of a human being and can actually cook for myself.

>>693127515
>and I have a fuckhuge reaction image folder

Calling bs, screen shot that shit

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>>693119161
>Protip your story is copyposta
>even if it wasn't the manager was just feeding you a line to get you off the phone
>next time you order 110% chance your pizza will be spit in and other nasty shit
>110%

You always tip the delivery guy at least 5 dollars or more.

>>693127678
Oh wow a true oldfag! Tell us about the good ol days!

I kinda refuse to tip people. Its bullshit I work for 10 dollars a hour (now 11) and they make the same. If I can live and get by they can do the same. Conclusion just because you drive or walk to my table AND DO YOUR FUCKING JOB you dont deserve extra. If that applied at a gas station then I demand 14 dollars for that pack of smokes which is 10.

>>693127829
>Let me tell you a story

Your mothers a whore.

>>693128084
Oh the edge!! This is what old/b/ was all about! Thank you true oldfag!

>>693127240
Des Moines is like that now. Kinda lame. But I just got back from Paulina and yeah it looks almost exactly the same. But I know what you mean about it seeming bigger when you're growing up.

>>693128667
>edge
The word you use when you cannot think of anything to say

>>693119161
ahahah murrifat ordering 50€ of pizza

i bet the deliverer was half of your weight

stupid fuckface its not others fault if you are obese , ugly and dumb

Damn. Even if you're poor, try to tip something. You know they pay those people less than minimum wage. Fucked up system I know but it's not the delivery driver's fault.

>>693120283
>It pays well when decent people give good tips. You ever walk out of work with $140 in one day?

I'm taking a shit at work, reading /b/ making $28/hr

$140 a day everyday, then some.

>>693119161
>Jew pizza hold the annechovies

my sides

>>693129977
Stop worrying about it, the owner has to make up for it if the tip receivers don't earn enough.

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>>693127635
Hope it lives up to expectations

>>693119728
>mfw I never order from the same place twice
>cucked

>>693119161
How much fucking pizza did yoy order to get $48? When I order pizza it totals $13-16