Yachtzee

>>693118783
Maria

4chan

Salem

The Krusty Krew

>>693118783
peenoise

Taco Salad

DESU!!!

>>693118783
Sir-boats-alot

Niggers can't swim

>>693119158
reroll

The Sally McGee

>>693119074
lol. I'd become very friendly with customs officers from all over the world if I named my boat after the infamous hacker 4chan.

Jews Peril

>>693119199
winrar

>>693119155
>>693119199

Already going great for you OP

My suggestion: The USS Captained by a Massive Faggot

Das Boot

>>693119155
>>693119199

Sir-boats-alot has it so far :)

B04TZ0R

Holo-coast

The dirty oar

>>693118783

Cum Supertanker

>>693119345

No dude, you can't sail my boat. You have school to attend.

I cant think of any sailing puns sorry bro

>>693119458

Hahahahaah xD roll

>>693119458
reroll

>>693118783

>The tiny-dick-dinghy

Reddit

I'm gonna name my boat, beer for sail

>>693118783
The Big Booaty

Fancy Lad

Boat Trash V

4sea

Tit-antic

The dutchmans typhoon

>>693119496

Helmsman isn't the skipper.

Rolling for: OP is a faggot

>>693119199
winner winner chiner dinner

edcrftvgyhu

>>693119199
+1

Senpai-chan

>>693118783
The Event Horizon

or HMS Mootikins

>>693119155
dubs doubling down on that one

cirrhosis of the river

Bounding Bane

desu

Tsipras

>>693118783
The Sea Ward
(Get it??)

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nigger

>>693118783
Chum guzzler

The Slave Ship

4chan

HMS Holocaust

niggasail

>>693118783
Rusty Bucket

>>693119700

Haha, I can see OP screaming this to the coast guard as he sinks. "OP IS A FAG! OP IS A FAG! OP IS A FAAAAAAA----"

USS Faggotry

The Killer Kracker Krew

Tar Baby

The SS Cumbucket

>>693119784

Underrated post

The Salty Seaman

>>693120000
DING DING WINRAR

>>693118783

The Emilia

>>693118783
Clits rule

I guess I won the thread

winrar!

>>693118783
Saw a vessel come through town the other day called "Polifician".

Perky Lemon

>>693118783
Hair pie

Jessie simpson

>>693120000
Oh shiet quads

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>>693118783
Stormin' Norman

RIP my seafaring grandpa :(

Also, are you planning to single-hand her? A 50 footer is pretty ambitious and would make you pretty heavily reliant on autopilots and whizzbang power winches etc.

>>693120000
OH BABY

>>693120000
HEH

>>693120000

OP here. Fuck. Me.
Unfortunately, I can't legally have "SS" because that's for steam ships. Cumbucket could work if i got fancy with the "C" to make it look more like a G or something... ah, quads truly have spoken.

>>693120000
Oh shit, have fun with you 150k$ cumbucket OP

>>693120000
Win-fucking-rar

>>693118783
The great space coaster

Sundance Kid

>>693120316
Might need to do chumbucket to make it more pc
They might not register a boat with such a foul name

Nigger

>>693120472
Reroll

>>693120339
Just name it The Cumbucket or just Cumbucket and put the number of the anon's post with quads, he deserves it

>>693120339
Do something steamy with it. Have a steam powered tea pot aboard. Fuck the law!!

Just cally it "Jizzy Lizzy"

>>693118783
>http://www.yachtsalesgreece.com/used-boats-for-sale/boat-details.php?BoatID=4566353
that main that rolls into the mast
ew
but good on you anon, a bad day sailing is better than a good day doing anything else. Where are you keeping her?

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I did the same thing a few years ago. Sailed around south Florida and the Bahamas. Here's my wife taken by me. Identifying information blocked for obvious reasons.

>>693120432
Well, that works too, I guess. Are you going to give it a try, anyways?

>>693118783
Whyd you quit? Do you have a lot of cash saved up or invested? Also, why not file for a sabbatical?

Titanic

>>693120274

I'm going to find a crew to sail with me closer to the time, ideally someone who can cook and someone who can fish. Basically, if you do the odd night-shift, you can have a room to sleep. But not paid. Ideally i'll find a blonde travel-blogger, hah, but I think more likely a fellow-programmer who's sick of being indoors all day.

>>693118783
Himmler

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>>693118783
does she already have a name?

if so, don't rename her, it's bad luck.

Science Minister Jo Johnson.

The H. R. Clinton

>>693120845
http://www.boatsafe.com/nauticalknowhow/rename.htm

>>693120926
Rolling on this.

>>693118783
Full of seamen

Madison Rose Rebuck

The Flying Dutchman

>>693118783
"14/88 Race war now"

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>>693120733
Keks

Toss My Salad

>>693120713

I just finished my PhD and I have absolutely no interested in being a scientist any longer. Basically, my job is to write software that turns the observed data into the expected result, so people can publish papers on it. After doing this for 4 years, i've lost all appeal to be a scientist, and i'd rather code for money from somewhere sunny on the SS Cumbucket. Perhaps it's a delusion, but i have to find out.

>>693121109
Kek so close

>>693118783
MOSHI MOSHI MOTHERFUCKERS

That's my roll Btw

>>693120105
Does that mean you lost?

>>693121109
Rolling for this

>>693120000
OP YOU BETTER FUCKING DELIVER YOU SHIT NUGGET MOTHERFUCKER

>>693121166
More than I've done with my life, godspeed OP, make your dreams come true.

Boxxy

>>693121340
no

>>693118783
Titanic. For luck

>>693121166
Good work OP. Way to be awesome. OP apparently isn't a faggot.

Dutch Rudder

>>693118783
South Korean Ferry V2