Dear 4chan,It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader
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Dear 4chan,
It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no.
Here.
Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time 4chan will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant do sh*t"
Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.
As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.
The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
- The Leader
>>693117554
kek you can't do sh*t
>>693118147
DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO
>>693117554
k have fun with that kek
>>693118176
oh gosh man i don't know
(OP)
this shit again?
>>693117554
oh noes, not the anymoose
WE NEED TO RAISE ARMS AND FIGHT BACK! SPIDER-MAN MEMES GO
>>693117554
10/10 YLYL thred
>>693117554
you're nothing without us
>>693117554
kek u cant do sh*t
>>693117554
The only real sin on /b/ is being boring.
And you're boring.
>>693117554
fuck off faggot.
>>693117554
>Except this time it's the leader speaking.
>the leader
Stopped reading there.
What does kek mean? Is it short for cake?
go kek urself anonnymoose
>>693119166
Yea
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>>693117554
>Except this time it's the leader speaking.
KYS summerfag
>SUMER
>S
>U
>M
>M
>E
>R
>>693118685
That thumbnail
But I only joined this summer!
P.S. How do I make my text green?
>>693117554
>but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us
Kek this faggot.
Nice bait OPfag
Yes yes, well done anonymous, well done anonymous
HOWEVER
>>693119166
Its orcish for lol summerfag
Copypasta bait
>>693117554
Anonymous is over moralfag.
Also this is a chubby bread now
>>693119987
But the other guy said it was. Don't lie you big gaybo
>>693120198
too fat
>>693120202
KYS faggot, look it up
all you fucking newfags falling for bait. GOD I have never been more disappointed.
>>693119314
Whoopee. Sorry m9 I only just found out about this site.my friend is an oldfag he been on here for a couple of months
How do I join anonymous?
>>693118840
>>693120004
>underrated posts
>>693118616
there is only one thing you can do
>>693117554
I know that is a female,
its ok, sometimes my... loins... my loins. They get to me, I can't help but see a beautiful woman like you and get an erection... you know. I'm not sorry, the way I feel about you, I want to fuck you, and I want to fuck you.
check'em
>>693117554
> 12:00am Pacific Time
> 3 and a half hours
4/10 started a decent discussion thread
>>693117554
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Why haven't I killed myself?
>>693120479
Surrender
Snake bites don't spread. Yo mama do doe.
>>693117554
do it, faggot. improve my life so I can't return to this hellhole.
>>693120656
copypasta is strong with this one
>>693120866
Where's the upvote button?
Double mask makes you even more anonymoose
>>693117554
Good luck with that
