I would strangle it for free.

>>693108052
I would eat it for that much
Feathers and all

>>693108052
No, tis but a wee bird.

>>693108112
Arent you fucking edgy cunt

>>693108052

Bitch, for $41 billion, I'd strangle my own grandma

Hell yeah i'd even do it for a cheeseburger from mcdonalds because it looks like that cuck bernie

It looks like Bernie Sanders
killing it is a win win situation

>>693108052
It's not even a good looking bird

I would strangle 6 million Jews for 41 billion.

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Are you fucking retarded?
I'd do it for $5

>>693108281
"Birdie Sander"

>>693108052
yes

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>>693108112
It really works, I suggest you try it

>>693108052
Yes, I hate the simpsons.

>>693108052
I would stick it in my ass and strangle it with my sphincter muscles for 20 bucks.

>>693108052
Nigger i would strangle an adorable little puppy for 41bil, let alone that ugly fucking bird.

>>693108360
A...are you the internet?

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>>693108052
im bird hitler bitch ill do it for fun every five seconds

>>693108052
I'd pay 41 billion to strangle it

>>693108052
i'd do it for $5

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>>693108052

>>693108760
webm?

>>693108760
typical aussie

Retarded question lol
Not a soul in the world who wouldn't do it.

I would do it for $100,000, let alone 41 billion. With that 41 billion I could buy a building and make a bird nursery or some shit.

>>693108361
Lol everyone should spam every bernie sanders website with Birdie Sanders and pic related.

>>693108052
I would probably do it for $200

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>Would you strangle this bird for 41 billion dollars?

I've strangled my own dick for much less. So yeah the bird would be fucked.

Yesh

>>693108112
/thread

Make it 42 billion and we are talking.

>>693108052
It looks like an old man

BIRDIE SANDERS

Bunch of sickos in this thread.

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>>693108112

I killed a bird smaller and cuter than that the other day because it fell out of its nest.

Grow up and dont be a bunch of faggots.

>>693108052
what has the bird done to me? has it picked out my eyes or sth? else, no.

>>693108052
I'd strangle the fucker with the cash and take little bernie bird with me.

>>693109363
good idea more birds = more 41billion. you have it worked out man

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>>693108052
Fakov lad

>>693108052
OP would you?

>>693114361
Sure

>>693114545
I think that everyone would do it, so why have you asked that?

>>693114760
Fuck you nigger

>>693108052
id do it for £500. gotta have limits

>>693115935
No thanks, 41 billion isn't nearly enough for me to fuck a nigger

>>693108052
I'd make sweet love to it and raise it's children for that kind of money

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I would eat the mutherfucker and shit it out on its starving chicjs for that kind of money. ON FILM

Would you wash your hands for fifty cents?

>>693108112
Same

I kill about thirty birds a day. The local news has been doing pieces on our disappearing bird population

>>693108112
I would pay to strangle it.

>>693116784
Do you shoot the birds?

>>693108112
kek