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>Ryan
Henry is like if a Neckbeard was a Neckbird. so he'd be a Hen-reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

>>693089921
henry

normie old sounding tootoot bet u grew up christian also why dont you floss your teeth henry

>>693090249
ryan
fucking retarded. normie as fuck reeeeeeeeeeee

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>>693089921
Hawthorn

do ur worst

Darcy

Matthew

>>693090819
Impractical and people constantly go "What?"

>>693090819
Sound like a prep fag

Mines Landon

>>693090819
Didn't know 18th century was back in style for names.
>>693090887
Either your parents have down syndrome or they're mega-hipsters.

>Alex

Egan

>>693090887

male or female

Corey

>>693090249
Ryan masterrace

>>693091040
Hawthorne is ye old english spelling Hahaha try harder

Kameron

>>693091074
Male

Rodney

>>693090819
Redneck Hippie shit, Mother was an avid reader of some over poetic egotistical writer and dad was a hick who whop spent his time hunting ducks and rabbits in the woods cause he was too much of a pussy to go after deers.

>>693091014

>>Mines

Are you ISIS? alaah alhbar kys

Evan Starr do you worst faggots

>>693090923
a little over used, i can never say it right, comes out as maf-you, which is annoying.

>>693091068
it sounds too much like egg, i hate eggs

>>693091104
6/10, too much of a mix between a kids name and a not a kids name

jasmine

>>693091188
really offended. my dad hunts bears only because he is a massive faggot

>>693091014
>Mines Landon
>Mines London
>>693091242
I think this guy's onto something. Isis gotta have bombs all over London.

>Tyler

>>693091184
What was it like being in the robots movie?

>>693091184
>Rodney
>My parents watched way too much telly and named me after some tv character because we're poor and have to go to Blackpool for our holiday every year and the only friends I have are the other children that have no other friends and I speak in a stupid droning monotonous voice because I never learned what a personality is.

My name is Jack.

>>693089921
Reminds me of JJ's son from Criminal Minds

>>693089921
Tony

>>693091383
>If you give me painful memories when I was really into total drama island. Get out normie I don't want to deal with even my most minor problems in life.

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>>693091162
nigger detected

My name is Derek. Do your worst meanieheads

Gavin, I think it's beta as fuck

Adebowale

>>693091443
Do people even have the name jack anymore? I feel like it's just a regular name for an average, "underdog" destined to win adventurer.

>>693091370
I forget one damn apostrophe and this is what I get. Guess I'm off to join ISIS now

>>693091676
Jack is the most overused name in 90s shows and movies

Logan

>>693091443
They were actually really drunk and combined "Rod" and "Knee". So Rodney.

>>693091784
fuck thats a good story

>>693089921
>tfw named Victor but im a loser

>>693091610
More like Gayvin

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>>693091557
Confirmed not

>>693091841
know a guy called victor, he's pretty alright

good name, 9/10

>>693091930
get out of this thread

>>693091841
>Named a faggot name like Riley
>Calms people down
>Named a ghetto name like Destiny
>Destiny is to stay at home on the couch
>Named a normie name like Billy
>You're being arrested for tax fraud

Victor makes you sound like a shitty 50's movie villain.

My name is Alexander, often referred to as "The Great"

>>693091779
Cast Sorcery, wears a big fucking hat

Louis

Chris van Eagle

>>693092046
Enjoy being called just Alex.

>>693092046
i like the sound of the name alex, but anybody with the full alexander, all the time, sounds full of their own ego

>>693092164
Doesn't bother me, try harder faggot

>>693092046
Alex the Normie
has an okay ring to it 3/5

Tyrone

Please be nice I'm sensitive

>>693092176
So what if I am?

Stephannie

Cley

>>693092340
Tits or gtfo

>>693092272
You're probably sensitive because your dad wasn't around to teach you how to be a real man

>>693092272
Sounds gay.

>>693092244
Ok.
>Alexander the great
>having a small penis

Kevin, also I'm white and blond

Joshua :^)

>>693092361
The fuck kind of spastic retard name is Cley!?

>>693092272
A Nigger,
with a Trigger,
but his is bigger
now thats the Kicker.

>>693092313
if you're full of yourself you're only gonna rarely doubt yourself, even when you need to, which normally just leads to people being pissed off that you cant admit you're wrong about something without getting all whingey about it.

pretty good for when you're right and incharge of people, but you gotta laugh at yourself sometimes

>>693092461
I'm about average, nice try tho

>>693092468
Really not surprised that you have blonde hair, um your a more asshole type Normie faggot

Dave

>>693092500
Means fuck you jew lips in Australian

>>693092340
you have too many n in your name

>>693092272
At least you're not daquan or Lamar. Either way just like all those names your parents probably gave zero thought in your name

Josh.

There's nothing negative you fucks can say about the name Jeff

>>693092588
That's only a problem if I take a stance on anything, being neutral works wonders if you don't give a shit about success and just want to get by

>>693092627
good name, not too popular, not too weird. will never be anything more than average though, really doesnt do anything to stand out from the other names

jasmine

> Eirini
>>693091068
Must be a negga, thanks for your parents letting us know you bastard

Aldrin

Nick

>>693091040
Best name in this entire world. I mean come on, you can use it for women AND Men, it sounds cool, 90% of countries understand it, and aleksandar the great was close to rule the entire world. Aleks & Alex masterrace

>>693092778
Can you repeat that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfIOBLr1NDU

>>693092778
Your Jeff but you're not Jeff goldblum

>>693092804
Fuck kinda name is Eirini? How do you even pronounce it, let alone come up with it?

>>693092850
sounds like what you'd call an old man with really white hair, and a massive beard, who many people suspect to be a wizard. you need a cool pointy hat though, or slippers. lots of books

>>693089921
Kyle master race reporting in

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>>693092651
Actually my name is Tyrone Jr. and I had a white step dad growing up who taught me that privilege white Americans are bad and we should let in more refuges and other people so they can take the country from evil greedy white people

>>693092633
No, Cley is just a faggot name, "Fuck you jew lips" in Australian, is "Fuck you jew lips"

Btw, Agnostic Ausfag myself

>>693092952
ear and knee

>>693090923
>Alright Alright Alright

>>693092856
Reminds me of Nick Valentine.

>>693089921
Mihail

>>693093054
OK

>>693092894
Alexander here, feels good man

>>693089921
My name is Shlomo
>Neither me nor my family is jewish

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>>693093090
Nigger what kind of name is that?

>>693093131
its a good conversation starter

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Adam

>>693093058
>Like a thousand everyday people named Nick
>All you can think about is a fictional character in a damn video game.
Can't blame yah too hard anon. I must know seven Fictional Ellies but not a single real one.

>>693092761
Same boat
Being black with the name Joshua is pretty hilarious though, and I like to say the full thing so people ask if I'm a cop when I go get weed :^)

>>693093131
Radical dude, lives for the party, chill as fuck and smokes high quality weed. Also does crystal meth every once in a while.

>>693093122
Check em & fuck yes

>>693093218
Like the actor who makes shitty movies.

my
name is Tristan

>>693093122
name of a conquer
not bad

Abdul
>inb4 ALLAHU AKBAR

>>693093245
I'm the whitest fucker with the name Josh. I don't get shit for it, it just fits.

>>693093335
Sand Nigger

José
white too

>>693093335
How much do you make as a taxi driver?

my name is casey, male

>>693093413
Are you an Ausfag?

>Kenneth

>>693092975
>white step dad
Sure cause every white man wants to take care of a monkey unless of course he's a zookeeper, are you by any chance in a circle sealed off with glass and concrete? And do strange people come around each and every day pecking the glass and taking pictures while you enjoy having no privacy?

>>693093002
>>693092952
Close, murricans say irony, germans say airhini, but its more like irri-nie.

> second name xristovalanthu

>>693092966
tru dat
didn't find an ugly and not cool kyle yet

>>693093413
only works if you're under 10, you also need a really high voice

>>693093413
Stereotypical karate kid type bully. Secretly gay so try to act ruff as possible.

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Just call me Big D.

>>693089921
Hank.

>>693093407
How original
>>693093412
I actually work at a 7/11 irl :/

Eduardo

>>693093493
Living in freedom land, don't plan to leave.

>>693093413

Ur a faggot, casey closed

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>>693093218
>My name is Adamska. What's yours?

>>693093520
There was a psychotic guy at this mental facility I spent time at who was called Kenneth

>>693093002
OK earinknee got it, either way if your ear next to your knee we have problems

>>693093131
Pitiful manlet dude existing on the edge of society, exiled from both white and jewish community

>>693093520
You sound like a white trash smoker

>>693093413
Male? No you're not

>>693093409
>White too
Troll

>>693093323
If you're not gay now, you will be soon.

>>693093522
Racist white privilege male cis scum! You couldn't last a day in my oppressed shoes!

>>693093596
Holy shit, I actually feel sorry for you

>>693093634
Shalashaska/10
now spin them revolvers

>>693093536
Currently 18 and have a really low voice, constantly mixed up on the phone with my 50 year old dad

>>693093642

That was me. Your pants smell nice

>>693093582
Loves Propane and is a family man

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Gabriel

>>693093604
Someone called Casey that isn't Australian is a disgrace that does not deserve to live, an hero

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Teaguen

>>693093696

Actually Peenoise. You got the smoking bit right

Jared

>>693093696
>Troll
Portuguese
not a moor either

>>693093721
I said psychotic, not creepy, you fucking neckbeard virgin

>>693093797
Weird dude who sucks in a fighting game

Ray

>>693093526
Your second name looks like you just spilt all your alphabet soup and that's just a coincidence that those letters came together, that or you accidently sneezed while typing

>>693093895
jard or jar-edd

?

>>693093792
I think my mother's side is of Irish descent. 'Merica forever tho.

>>693093974
jar-jar-binks

Andy. God-tier name.

>>693093974
Second option

Destin

>>693093696
im on 4chan
im a fag by default

>>693093903
>white
>portuguese
choose one

>>693094035
Shit skin name, never met a white Andy

>>693094035
woody ain't the only toy you play with

>>693093907

Your hair smells nice too

Name is Vincent

>>693094006
Enjoy your Trump/Hillary presidency

>>693094099
t. alberto barbosa

>>693094121
Keked

>>693093942
cool guy

Ziggy... kill me

>>693090887
Dars-hole

>>693094104
Really? I know a lot of people named Andy who are white (though their real name is Andrew and they just go by Andy)

>>693094134
respectable in my opinion

>>693094134
>Vince
YOU'RE FIRED

>>693094134
Had long black hair, plays soccer because your a faggot kiss up

Dre

>>693094182
My Pokémon is named Ziggy

The name's Morgan. I expect a unisex joke.

cosmo

Name is Adnan do your worst

>>693094212
I know a few Andrew's but they never go under Andy

>>693094149
Politics have always been shit around here. You get used to it.

>>693092627
Dave could of been davequan with a few kids

>>693094251
>Forget about Dre

Nigger nogger asshole clogger

>>693094296
you sound like the lost knight of the round table

>>693094182
Get Ziggy with it

Hendrik

show me what you got

>>693094296
already added my nan on facebook

>>693093576
Obviously, this name is just compensation on your part. Hell, the fact that you hide your name under such a childish affront is proof enough that you have a lack of confidence in your real self and only hide yourself behind this flaccid identity of yours in order to have the pretense of "giving a damn". Also, what kind of bulls**t nickname is Big D anyway? Besides the penis thing, it makes you sound like a god dang thug. That'll be the LAST name a parent wants to hear.
>"So McKenzie, who are you bringing over for dinner? I never quite got his name..."
>"Big D. Why?"
>"...well, guess who's NOT coming to dinner?"

>Also, this ended up more as a faux-psychoanalysis than a roast, but who gives a crap?

>>693094328
My name is David but everyone just calls me Dave.

My name's fucking Allen, what kind of a name is that for a fucking white person.

>>693094134
knew an abo kid from the school i went to called that, he lived with his ugly as hell grandma. im not saying that as in she was a bit off, like her face was completely fucked.

his dad was in prison and idk about his mum. woulda been fine if he acted normal or whatever about it but he always complained and had it as a backup sobstory.

name is completely scarred, theres no going back. im sorry

>>693094150
been to Portugal once and that looked like Cape Verde, just saw literally 3 white dudes, rest of em were niggers or shit skinned people
also the city was Estoril

Habibi Mosihanad

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>>693094104
Never met a shit skin Andy or Andrew. But ive only lived in white as fuck litchfield ct and northern ri.

Mario
Italy
Don't be mean plis

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>>693091040
All righteous fucking nigger Alex is doing this shit.

>>693094435
Chill guy pretty average but trys to be out there. Probably wore a beanie s lot one point in your life

>>693094463
feels bad man

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>>693094399
is that the best you can do KEK

>>693094450
your name is a surname
and that's a bummer on it's own

>>693093645
Actually i dig how earinknee sounds, will use it from now on

CALLTHEAMBULANCE pic rel

>>693093947
sneezed

No actually its the equivalent to "goldmarie" with xristo being gold and valanthu just a normie name.

Thank my parrents that send me on the neverending quest of having first, middle and surname spelled out for all those fucktards in the world. Also being called irene, irina, etc etc by those lacking memory saving capabilitys

Name is Johnny.

>throws canned response
"Do your worst, ablghablghabl"

>>693094576
did i say i was trying to shit on you?

>Isaiah

>>693094450
What's it like going from sucking Charlie's cock to sucking the cock of the new guy who's name I don't even fucking know

What do you guys think about William as a middle name, was named after my uncle.

>>693094713
what's the first name

cosmo

Alex reporting in

>>693094520
Travels though the sewer and beats the shit out of turtles in a quest to find your ex wife who left you 12 years ago, eats mushrooms so much your always cracked out of your head is why you never leave the sewer intill you found enough coins laying around to buy yourself food a shrooms.

>>693094626
Not to mention my middle names are fucking first names. Thats right names. I got two of them fuckers. William and Royal. Jesus fuck what a fucking white trash name I've got going for me

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Alessandro

>>693094182
You named after Bowie, Marley, or the comic strip?

there was this asian chick at school with a name that sounded exactly the same as someone sneezing

her friend apparently said her name, i said bless you, teacher gave me the dontfuckingdoitagain look and confused the hell outa me.
happend again a month of so later and a different chick said bless you, i found it funny.

kick arse story i know

Shawkneekwah Washington

>>693094764
Get original, we've had like twenty freaking Alexes. Quit hopping on the bandwagon, you goofy f**k.

>>693094816
Memelord

>>693094467
the most successful man itt

>>693094520
sly. dunno why, first association

mine is Bogdan

>>693094816
>being a cheeky breeky

>>693094744
Casey, white, male, lives in 'Merica and grew up in the Northwest. My mothers side is of irish descent, which might have something to do with the choice of first name.

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Jimy

>TFW your name is misspelled

>>693094713
fairly common to be named after family as far as a middle name i don't see a problem with it
makes sense

>>693094809
damn
also as far as a name for a white man i'd say very
allen is a scott name

Uziel

Edgy friends in junior high called me uzi

Cody

>>693094651
Well I'm glad I could fix you up a new way to say earinknee (already forgot how to spell it) and what language are you even translating? Either way sounds like and interesting time writing your name down and such

>>693094760
You are a fucking dog

>>693095017
its pronounced ji-mee, with a big i

>>693094435
Go to YouTube and watch the music video for the song white guy, then you'll appreciate the davequan reference

>>693094953
Not from Nevada are you?

>>693094953
not too bad ;)

>>693091570
i had a knife named Derek

>>693095121
No. Nevada isn't really Northwest though, kind of just West. I'm in WA.

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Mine's Ivan ... do your worst

Niko.

>>693095188
western australia? what

>>693089921
Taylah reporting in

>>693092272
It's funny this is an Irish name but once black people started using it white people won't touch it

>>693095239
do you wear adidas on the daily

>>693095239
strong name
short but carries weight

>>693095253
Washington state you pee drinking doo doo head

>>693095066
i would guess you are good in IT

>>693095239
simply Terrible.

>>693095086
hahha true

Darcy

male btw

Jack

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>>693095239
cyka

>>693095239
"You see Ivan"

>>693095469
captain?

>>693095312
I don't own a single sportswear in my entire house apart from a a pair of jogging shorts and a sport top both form H&M

>>693095239
i think ur pitooh and chmo

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Louis, but most of my friends just call me Louie instead

First name Ramone middle name Alva
Have fun

>>693095558
ruski?

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>>693095335
wouldnt it be WS, or wash, idk

WA is taken

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>Patrick

literally only hate my name because of Spongebob, and that 'Pat' means boob where i come from

>>693095239
with this name you could either be a nuclear scientist or the prison rapist

>>693095679
At least you're destine to become a star

>>693095679
dont hate your name, its a fine name

could change it to rick if its that bad, though rick is pretty shitty

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Gabriel

do what you can

>>693091162
No one really can't think of anything for my name other than calling me a nigger, really?

>>693095626
no Bulgarian

Flynn........fucking try me /b/tards

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>>693095730
An all-star

>>693095751
angelic, curly hair, slutty girlfriend ,

>>693095787
Rider?