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>>693079426
Hey Dash.
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
>>693079560
Hey, how's it going?
CANCEROUS FAGGOTS
WE HAVE ENOUGH SHITTY THREADS HERE
QUIT MAKING MORE
assanon reporting
>>693079608
Pretty good.
What're you up to?
Listening to anything good?
>>693079784
>>693079824
One of the g/fur guys posted a song from a band I haven't listened to so I decided to give it a listen. It's bretty gud.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JH0gwjVGXM
>>693079608
U18 is still down. Anyone know why?
>>693079945
No idea. I haven't gone there in years.
>>693079853
That was a good week.
>>693079934
It was pretty chill but then the vocals. Cant really into it.
Though I do like dethklok but its a little lighter.
>>693080080
it was
>>693080258
Yeah, death metal vocals aren't for everyone. It's a bit of an acquired taste.
>>693080344
Ive only really tried to into power metal.
>>693080344
>implying you are a real metalhead even though you've never gone moshing
>>693080805
Power metal is good. I'm a big fan of Blind Guardian, and, although everyone likes to shit on them, DragonForce.
>>693080883
I've never had a chance to go to a concert before. My parents never really gave enough of a fuck to take me to one. Not to mention how expensive they are. But I can guarantee you I'm a real metalhead, and can name far more metal bands than anyone else in this thread. I'm even wearing a Cannibal Corpse shirt right now. Besides, I'd get crushed in a mosh pit being as tiny as I am.
>>693080883
>implying you're a real necrophiliac even though you've never fucked a corpse
>>693080886
Blind Guardian is the shit.
DF is great as well.
>>693081077
Its not that big a deal.
Ive only been to once concert and it was when I was 12 so I dont remember much.
Though it was Papa Roach, who im not super into. Was originally going to be Godsmack but I think my mom thought it would be too much for a 12yr old or something. Or she just couldnt afford it, idk.
>>693080883
Source anon-kun?
>>693081322
1. Fantastical necrophile.
2. I have kissed corpses.
>>693081341
>>>/vg/aa2g
>>693081416
How did you come across a corpse and had a moment of privacy with it?
>>693081518
he never did
hes all talk with no proof.
>>693081460
I would have preferred to cum via thigh sex anyway, provided i couldn't also kiss her at the same time.
>>693081518
I didn't. I did it in the presence of everyone in my family. It is standard funeral procedure.
I mean, I am a hitman with a very particular set of skills. Whenever my client's target is a woman, I subtly eliminate her and them give her a goodbye kiss before I dispose the body.
>>693081869
Thats pretty gross.
Im never going to Korea.
>>693081869
>i'm a hitman
sure you are buddy
Hotdogging is nice, too.
>>693082001
To be fair, all corpses are buried within 24 hours of death, so the corpse is always pretty fresh.
>>693082190
Its just teasing and teasing is dumb.
>>693082257
So efficient.
>>693082265
>>693082190
you should like you enjoy the fetal position and sucking your thumb
remember kids
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>693082345
Not sure how those are related.
>>693082345
sound*
>>693082412
look at this faggot
look at him and laff
>>693082538
because i'm right
>>693082345
someone doesn't like foreplay
>>693082820
how the fuck is liking thigh sex hating foreplay
>>693083076
because xenu says so
R/ing leopard or cheetah
