/g/et me some freedom
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/g/et me some freedom
really lay into the ass hole tenderly
>>693068651
Found this thing randomly on the internet, any idea WTF it is?
This is the story of Michael, this lonliest boy in town
>>693068358
( B R U S H E S )
>>693068370
Good boy
fuck fuck fuck I take my phone out of the otterbox for one minute to marvel at how thin and small it is by itself and I break the bezel.
fuck
>>693069415
But he likes it rough
>>693069678
Come here lonely boy.
This is the story of Michael, the ugliest boy in town.
Ugly and weak, they called him a freak.
So he lived on his own underground
lived on his own underground
lived on his own underground....
>>693069594
A louse fly.
>>693069536
Yeah, that's always the most difficult part of insects, trying to step around them. I used to go around at one job I worked and flip over all the June bugs that had flipped onto their backs so they could continue towards whatever destination they were heading.
>>693069678
You must save your love for your special one!
>>693069858
we suffer, but why
>>693069788
awooing softly
>>693069905
oh my~
>>693069678
>>693069678
w sad :c
>>693069788
i am the best kitty boi
>>693069858
everytime i take mine out i drop it and leave a small mark. its fukcing maddening
Stop being so intimate guys you're making me feel left out
>>693069999
Oh ok, thanks
Nice quads
>>693069999
And we all worship our kiiiiiing
our kiiiing
our kiiiing
our kiiiiiing
intimacy is in my blood
I want oreos
>>693070477
Go eat oreos
>>693070618
Have fun with that
>>693070477
the mixing of the races is disgusting
>>693070323
We must feed him. Feed him gravel or he gets angry.
>>693070296
I am a super amateur entomologist. I have several insects and arachnids I keep as pets.
>>693070019
Do you "awoo" for bf?
>>693070090
Good kitty, you can hav another CHEESEIT.
>>693070359
Is that so?
>>693070679
I'm having so much fun
>>693070792
so many cheesits its a dream come true!
>>693070792
i do m-more than awoo for him
>>693070823
yes.
>>693070792
I can haz one too plz
>>693070901
Sounds good
>>693070771
Thought it was a spider with wings first time I saw it
>>693071132
Spiders look like this. Two segments, eight legs, two pedipalps, and two fangs.
>>693069999
As long as they stay out of the house.
>>693070296
Post your butt to be intimate with.
>>693070882
Gobble dem CHEESEITs, BOI.
>>693070901
Dont tell me too much, it will make me feel ENVY.
I don't know how insane and disgustingly pathetic I would be if my life didn't have intimacy
>>693071251
What's your favorite idea?
>>693071408
Even in the house. I catch them and put them back outside.
>>693070988
You earn deez CHEESEITs, boy.
>>693071485
Stop tempting me to make jokes.
that's harsh
>>693071251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnNfDE98HBs#t=21s
>>693071444
okay deal, smooch
>>693071485
You'd be me. Except fat.
>>693071444
i can gobble them all night long~
>>693069181
Why does he have a dog cock bulge but a regular dick tip
>>693071251
digital style!
Getting my BD Austin tomorrow!
Super hyped!
>>693071574
go ahead and make them
>>693071656
fat-ter
how fat is pops
>>693071739
Okay. Probably wouldn't be much different from what your life is like now.
>>693071569
I'll do whatever it takes cause I cause I've ran out
>>693071397
Never seen arachnids with wings before
>>693071509
The dog and cat take care of the ones that get in.
>>693071691
Digital dancing, oh what fun!
>>693071934
They don't have wings.
>>693071929
So you're saying I would be happy and feel fulfilled without it. I don't see that.
That was a terrible joke nevermind stop trying to be funny.
that really wasn't a joke at all
>>693072010
is that the thing from power rangers??
>>693071408
Not my butt but have one regardless
>>693069486
And here is man sized
https://soundcloud.com/junior-gordon-1/daisuke-ishiwatari-sky-should-be-high
>>693071654
Danke for dat smooch.
>>693071674
You make me suspicious.
>>693071739
Arent you like super fat and eat eggs?
>>693072010
I don't have a dog, but this cat I once had liked to hunt roaches.
>>693072068
I mean, it would be as insane and disgustingly pathetic as it already is. Maybe a bit more feelings of inadequacy.
>>693072039
I know but that thing pretty much looks like it
>>693071408
Not him but how's mine?
>>693072271
>eggs
god dammit james
>>693069181
there's a song called Get some freedom
it's by big data
>>693071722
weeeeeeeeeeew
>>693072271
h-how?
>>693072344
Not at all. Not at all. Arthropods are generally easy to tell apart.
>>693072515
They remind of each other is all I'm saying
>>693072492
Tha ᵗᶦᶫᵈᵉ
>>693072659
i-i really like cheezits ok
>>693072492
first male BD toy. Have a Natasha, but am really hyped to find out what all the fuss is about regarding the BD specialty.
>>693072750
Maybe you can tell me how to earn one lol
>>693072124
I'm going with yes.
>>693072163
No, post yours.
>>693072310
Almost every cat I've had hunts bugs. My current one likes moths.
>>693072347
Added to the collection.
>>693072650
Only in that they're all cute and adorable and full of goodness. Except bees, wasps, and hornets. Those things are the devil and need to stay away from me or I'll cry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdRhQ669s2c
>>693072763
hope you have fun bb~
>>693072844
just be yourself
>>693072865
Ain't gonna happen, sorry
>>693072896
I love bumblebees though
>>693072865
Then I'd try to shoo away all the moths before your cat can get to them. I have a particular soft spot in my heart for them.
>>693073019
They frighten me.
>>693072998
That's funny cause people tend to hate me when I'm myself hahah
>>693072750
I might have to hold them back from you then.
Toxic games of dota are so bad...
>>693073221
but honey is really yummy and bees make it so they are good
>>693072763
enjoy the tearing
>>693073221
You'd hate to use my shampoo then
>>693073297
I didn't say they were bad. I said I'm afraid of them. Also honey is gross.
>>693073353
Is it just bees that you've trapped in a bottle?
>>693073233
hmmm. well lets see if it works for cheezits
>>693073242
o-oh ;~;
I'm gona get to bed duder. see ya later~
>>693073304
On Natasha? At the risk of emasculating myself, I'll say that I haven't had any such issues. Still, I'm aware that the shape is just naturally more prone to tears than the rounder anal toys. Just my preference though.
>>693073462
noooo its goooood!
nini jams
>>693073499
I have a natascha, ripped within a few months. Her and janine are bound to happen eventually. I just ordered a dukebutt to replace it.
>>693073019
Bumblebees are adorable.
>>693073063
If she can catch them, they're hers. The fatty.
>>693073658
See ya round.
>>693073743
Poor little buggers. Moths are little sweethearts.
>>693073465
Mm, dreaming is always an option
>>693073462
No need to, they like getting tangled up in my birds nest for hair. That's quite terrifying but if you stay still they won't sting
Actually they probably won't sting regardless cause they're so damn friendly here lol
>>693073856
Fat doesnt make you fat. Carbs and a lot of them make you fat.
>>693073897
Moths are cool too!
>>693073956
are you trying to meme me cause that's literally what i tell people here and they don't listen
>>693073956
No, eating more calories than your TDEE makes you fat. Macros are irrelevant.
>>693073915
I would seriously start to cry.
>>693074012
Moths, roaches, spiders, scorpions, all arthropods really. Except those damn bugs that fly and have stingers.
>>693074057
If they think otherwise they are morons. It is fact.
Just like dont stuff your face.
>>693074152
Literally what I said.
>>693074159
The hatred of flies I can relate to. We've had one flying around in our kitchen for FREAKING DAYS now, and it NEVER freaking leaves the room!
>>693074306
K well I was called autistic for saying that earlier lol
once you deprive yourself of carbs your body uses fat as energy
>>693074057
open your ass for my cock, boy.
>>693073743
Got that right
>>693074405
Someone was trying to meme you.
>>693074469
are you just a tripfag trying to ruse me?
>>693074366
Flies are alright, I leave them be. They're just going about their business.
>>693073716
Fair enough. I've only had mine since May, so we'll see. I know it'll happen eventually.
I'm looking at either Snowball or Duke myself for my next one. Any chance ya have a suggestion either way?
>>693074566
arouse you mean?
>>693074648
Except I haven't told you about the one that went in and out of my room constantly and buzzing me in the face when I tried to sleep one morning. That was really annoying
>>693074562
I hate being memed
>>693074847
whatever fag if you have nothing important to say
>>693074469
You're not old and fat enough for him.
>>693074919
Meme em right back.
>>693074972
from the looks of the shit you post it's starting to look like you're the one who likes fat old men (:
>>693074706
Either is probably fine, personal preference.
>>693074888
Even then. I just shoo them away when they get close to me.
>>693075494
That's what I did too, but listen, it did not
>>693075636
That doesn't mean anything that it didn't. You shouldn't kill anything unless you intend to eat it.
>>693075182
Posting them all for you, bby.
>>693075783
I don't intend to kill anything
It was nice talking to you but gotta go now, see you later
>>693075919
See ya round.
Well, Nibi, have you reentered your Existential crisis? Or is the reprieve still in effect?
>>693076964
Do special forces still use revolvers?
>>693075940
gote
I am "ok" I guess.
>>693077053
I don't know much about it but the french do often and some fbi and police officers can choose to. The jews use deagles for no reason at all
Well then. Mayhaps this'll stick long enough for you to get your shit all squared away and make some moves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDPMmaHWj1I
>>693077057
hai
>>693077229
Some people just can't let go of the classics.
>>693077733
sup
I am only "ok" because I am listening to music and not thinking about things that bother me.
What music?
>>693077810
I've been doing a mental exercise for the past 5 days.
>>693078040
Merde.
>>693078134
are you a wizard now
Metal, not your type of thing.
It helps me escape.
Metal, that's not surprising
I can get into some metal. Motorhead is fantastic.
>>693078257
No, but I might be able to cast a pretty strong water spell tomorrow.
>>693078657
>
Amnesia isn't that much of a scary game
