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Enjoy jail time faggot
>>693063468
The first "finger" is clearly the backside of the second one.
>>693063710
those aren't fingers m8
>>693063737
kek wtf
>>693063713
Stop posting photoshopped shit you fuckin turd burglar
>>693063466
What the FUCK are those other tabs you have open??!
>>693063737
Kek
>>693063916
newfag
>>693063916
new
>>693064048
fucking zombies
>>693063916
It's illegal to be this summer, faggot.
>>693063466
top kek
>>693064243
Gabe Newell tries playing consoles.
>>693064243
>starts video
>looks at file name
>closes video
>>693063834
Toes, sorry, my mother language makes no distinction between them.
>>693064243
How the hell do you have a gut that size, and yet have Hank Hill's ass?
>>693064727
>shyphhhhhff ydfydyyhhhhhhsss
>>693063713
fake
>>693064882
These are their stories
>>693063466
The tabs always get me
https://youtu.be/xrOyQBtZVRs
>>693065012
Can you photoshop this to where the guy is holding a hotdog in his left hand?
That would make my fuckikng day.
>>693063466
Clean up your task bar faggot.
>>693065144
"I can't work because I'm fucking disgusting. 1 like = 1 zit pop"
>>693065182
Genius Party?
>>693065144
The sad part is no one wants to touch the money that he tries to spend
>>693065182
Sauce? Please tell me theres more.
>>693063557
fucking brits
>>693065082
Tfw i was hoping I didnt post the wrong one, but remembered this thread was for weird shit
>>693063713
Will smith it's not black you numbnuts!
>>693065654
Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the smelliest poo in looer of them all?
>>693065266
>being this new
>>693064727
I thought the elephant man was dead, or is that a cock attached to his face?
>>693065182
haha wat where is this even from?
>>693063218
More spoopy shit like this.
Here.
Here
Here.
Here
Here.
Now.
>>693065144
I met a guy with that condition when I was a kid
>freakedthefuckout.gif
>>693066011
Get fucked cunt, an unorganised task bar is an unorganised mind. Have some fuckin self discipline.
>>693065705
Brazilian plastic surgeons don't ask questions
>>693064048
they came (on her) back
>>693065142
Here you go
>>693065182
what it feels like to chew 5 gum
>>693064243
>lifehacks.jpg
>never carry a lunchbox to work again
KILL THE JEWS, KILL THE JEWS, SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>693066814
> DEVILISH
>>693063467
did it died?
>>693063409
Winner!!!!
>>693064727
Let the trunk people have sex and get married, c'mon
>>693064542
www.me_in_20_years.com/kateupton
>>693064727
ha ha
dick nose
>>693066814
How many of you faggot's are already thinking about how you could get away with handing these out.
Admit it cunts.
>>693065114
>aliens appropriating white culture
>>693066640
That was a funny day
>>693066358
That's the joke, rookie.
>>693064727
>it's a legit trunk person. Where are michael and the denny singers?
>>693067169
He grew up
>>693063737
Niggers have such terrible reaction time
>>693067166
>>693066807
I'm scared of my own body right now.
>>693066015
Lena Kochman's worst nightmare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYl68KipxeM
It was inevitable
>>693067492
Niggers hate midgets
>>693067474
What the fuck is this seriously...is this person still alive?
>>693063557
this is what the Bush's baked beans dog has been trying to tell us for years
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>>693067166
that's fucking metal
>>693067701
What is alive?
>>693067701
Pitbull attack
And people still defend those dogs
>>693063737
Dez Bryant offseason training
If you can catch a midget stripper, you can catch a ball
>>693066287
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey
Hey
Hey now! You're an allstar, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
>>693067861
I don't believe it. This looks more like drug induced psychosis to me. Sliced face off with a knife or something.
>>693067811
Just a little on the top, please.
MAGGETZ
>>693067634
Mrs angemi?
>>693068037
Well you're wrong, because it was a pitbull attack
>>693063409
lol this made me genuinely laugh
>>693068178
Prove it.
>>693067701
probably not anymore summerfag
>>693067474
context?
>>693063467
This is fucked up. Miscarriages should not be treated like that.
>>693067978
You win....lets archive thread NOW
.....please
>>693066165
Found it
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0452039/
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open up
>>693067755
Checked and also provide proof he said this.
>>693067756
anyone know the story on this? wtf is happening?
>>693065144
Why the fuck doesn't he kill himself
>>693067481
I love you....thank you so much for this!@#!@
>>693068559
Shop owner's kid was threatening to kill himself, dad grabs gun thinking he's joking, shoots himself thinking the gun wasn't loaded.
>>693068037
Too much Hannibal.
>>693068559
Son and father got into an argument, father felt son disgraced him in some way, or disgraced the family. Put gun on table and told his son to just shoot him to put him out of his misery. Son shot himself instead.
>>693063737
LEEROOOOOYYYY JEEEENKIIIINNSSS
>>693067481
He's like "Oh golly I want that hot dog so bad. Maybe if I do a trick!"
>>693063467
Everytime I see this pic I see the blond boy that hates the fact his mom is making him hold a dead fetus.
>>693067421
and now he's running for president.
ffs
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>>693066715
NICE!@#!@#!@#!@#
>>693063785
photoshopd
>>693068280
bro he's right, it was a dog attack
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7d9_1459375055
>>693068559
http://bangkok.coconuts.co/2015/09/21/gamer-shoots-himself-after-challenged-cop-dad
>>693068949
good ol jessi
>>693066775
what it feels like to feel to ch to ch to chew to feel a like feel of a feeeeeel feel? To chew a fffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF chew a five gum gum a chew a fuiiiiiiii5 GUM
>>693068756
Kekd
>>693063916
Time to kill yourself
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>>693065144
how does he have the will to live? i would off myself at the first opportunity
>>693063467
Fruit Rollup.jpg
I'm fucking done
>>693064243
Just remember, someone out there, doesn't matter who it is, or what they do, it could be anyone, your mom, your dad, aunt, uncle, brother, cluster, cousin, is going about all of their day to day activities, possibly talking to you, maybe at work, with a hotdog in their asshole.
>>693063466
>no "how to take a screenshot"
amost perfect.
>>693069052
No defensive wounds on arms or hands. Intredasting
>>693065144
Any medfags know what this is?
>>693063467
A friend I know was born like this, 30 year old now and he is a normal guy, no health problems
>>693068552
http://www.factcheck.org/2015/11/bogus-meme-targets-trump/
>>693069789
[EXTREME SEIZURE WARNING]
>>693067628
haha wtffffffffffff she always puts up videos about cones on streets of Boston, how they are raping her
>>693069969
sauce?
>>693063466
>How to unrape sister - DuckDuckGo
>mfw
>>693069870
He's just covered in cysts.
>>693068559
>Kid says he is going to kill himself if his parents stop supporting him.
>Dad decides he is sick of his bullshit and puts a loaded gun on the table and with a shit eating grin tells him to kill himself if he is realy serious about this, thinking he wont do it and admit defeat.
>Kid thinks "fuck this shit i'm out" grabs the gun and shoots his brains out.
>Previously smug parents lose their shit.
>>693063218
Could that be tuskman?
>>693070163
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaika_-_The_Coffin_Princess
>>693066814
As long as you skinned it, I say no harm no foul. But if you left the fucking skin on there you deserve to die.
>>693070163
Hitsugi no Chaika
Reverse seach, faggot.
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>>693067474
eh
>6/10 would bang
>>693070581
suaz
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>>693068500
Fucking metal
>>693069789
>>693069943
I knew I saw this somewhere before, alien shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMktBIzymaY
>>693066345
yeah me too, at the gym. his whole body was covered with that shit. so awkward.
>>693069969
Sauce Please
>>693065377
Frieza
>>693067701
I'm guessing theyskinned her or his face
maybe down in Mexico and Central America
>>693069140
That's fucking scary
>>693066358
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>693063467
You shouldn't play with your food.
>>693067775
Looks fun as fuck
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>>693066358
hello newfriend.
>>693064334
Masters of the Universe on VHS...
>>693071098
>ok, a couple more slices of bread and I'm going in
>>693071235
Okay dude first off,
1) A REAL Navy Seal wouldn't go around bragging about his accomplishments and possibly reveal his identity.
2) The United States isn't a totalitarian regime so if you were to attack citizens randomly, then you'd be going to jail
and
3) What is a Navy Seal doing on 4chan anyways?
You're probably a NEWFAG who cannot get fucking laid.
>>693063713
guess i wont be sleeping tonight
>>693071725
obvious b8 is b8.
>>693065144
>That nutsack coming out of his head.
>>693064727
It's a jew
>>693067217
Fucking kek
>>693064503
Russian?
>>693071725
Well This is 4chan and this is also /b/ so he could be anything.
>>693065530
It's from some shitty movie. That's the only good scene. Its on netflix
>>693071725
gimme your address
so i can punch your larynx through your fat fucking neckbeard
this gorilla will fucking stomp your fucking fat virgin face in
come on harambe wants your address pussy
talk shit
>>693072111
TRIPSSSSS
>>693071725
2/10, made me reply
>>693063466
Lost XD
>>693066982
BadgersuseAMEX.jpg
>>693067811
https://youtu.be/JOKn33-q4Ao
Nigger nagger bid cue cue duck hahaha
>>693069097
Chase- No- face <3
>>693067166
Fire breather gone wrong?
>>693071029
some other weird shit on that yt channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFKtm8lZTq8
>>693070581
FUCKING TOPPEST KEK OF ALL TIME
>>693066640
Story?
>>693073295
Actually pretty cool but it's totally ruined when it runs at the camera. That's exactly what you would expect it to do...
>>693065144
dont have sex kids
>>693069227
Thats some niggers on horse's
>>693065705
Rip Zyzz
>>693073620
Kek
>>693063557
Oh look, the Bean Boy's all growed up.
>>693063737
Haha I remember seeing this vine a fee years ago.
>>693072615
>asians have 23% more blood vessels
>also +2 Dex
>>693064727
Captain Knuckles
>>693073674
1 like= 1 rep in heaven
>>693072882
Filename
>>693073129
If this could be 1080p it would be my new wallpaper
>>693069927
He was born a stillborn
>>693074107
Thank you, kind gentleman
>>693063519
this shit always gets me
>>693064334
>that little piss spot
>>693069969
>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0452039/
coffin princess
>>693063557
Baked beans are delicious
>>693074829
bump don't let the thread die
Anyone have the webm of the dude with a split in half dick that he puts a dildo in
