Hello! Key on, earlier than usual.
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Hello! Key on, earlier than usual.
Tits or gtfo
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>>693063210
My bad didn't see it
This is a Meg Griffin thread
show pussy
hello beautiful!
doggystyle ass please
Show feet
Show me your butthole, please.
>>693063085
Those make me unhappy
Show me your sadness.
spread them pussy lips
>>693063469
Not that you all probably care, but panties match.
Wow!! Beautiful
>>693064000
Why does that pillow have powerlines on it?
Let's see that asshole :)
>>693063843
As a number have said in previous threads. Hence pretty bra.
>>693064245
Fucking edgy
Loving the panties, actually
Put some olive oil on those tits
>>693064245
Edgelord trash has edgelord trash pillow.
>>693064337
this
>>693064356
nice panties
lets see you spread
>>693064609
rub ice on nipples
>>693064245
Don't think it helps
>>693064770
Aww, you saved my pic!
asshole pls
was this also you?
>>693065023
I might have saved a few
>>693065210
holy shit
lemme see those lips baby
>>693065412
did she post any feet?
>>693065004
They don't behave very well.
>>693065461
did she ever
>>693065647
holy fuckin shit
more face + feet?
>>693065397
Yep. Same clips to prove.
Are my sad small boobs not distinctive enough though?
Just wanna see her fuckin asshole
>>693065991
i want to lick you all over
>>693065991
Hey Key, arrow dick here.
Still waiting for my rate. Kek
>>693065991
just have a bad bad memory
Fuck this I'm out
>>693065991
you into a bit of masochism key?
tell us your kinks.
>>693065943
>>693066038
>two for one
>>693066373
holy shit that cherry is ripe
>>693066038
There!
I wanna see you poop out a nice littl nugget baby
>>693066600
Let's see a close up of that spread pussy
shave your pubes into a swastika
Hey Key, do you fuck a lot?
sharpie in pooper
>>693067079
here, lets get that out of the way.
now key can move on to what we all want: full body nudes in that mirror.
>>693067079
this
what do you think of KD going to Golden State?
>>693066209
Your fingernails need to be cleaned under.
That stubble looks itchy.
Arrow isn't quite the word to describe it, the shaft would have to be much thinner (imo) to do that. Looks more like the beginning of a mushroom fruiting body.
And the very tip of your urethra looks like a tiny pussy from this angle, which confuses and amuses me.
Would giggle / 10
>>693067236
KD is a fucking fag. I hope they have a terrible season
>>693067211
Looks tight. Virgin?
>>693067256
Lol ya made me limp Key :(
Your body is still disgusting tho
>>693067256
Can I get a rate on this?
>>693066600
Bend over whatever couch/bed/counter you have and spread your ass OP
>>693067753
Hey mate, something wrong with your left nut....
>>693064356
That's what we call a pig in lipstick
>>693067890
Nah, it's all gravy
>>693067256
you said his stubble looks itchy, yet you have a massive disgusting bush.
use acne products on your tits and chest cause you have chest acne and its disgusting.
if there weren't so many virgins on /b/ you would be fat shamed into getting the fuck off this site.
>>693068019
a lie if i've ever heard one
>>693068019
You squirt?
sharpie in pooper
>>693068019
Honestly, you will probably stay a virgin for ever.... No way would a guy want to fuck you, Key. Specially when you judge a man's dick...
>>693067950
>>693068271
salty arrow head
>>693068219
>>693068173
>>693068271
guise I am not op, just reposting her stuff from yesterday because she is really slow at photos
>>693068314
show your face baby
>>693068314
fuck yes, I will take as many of those as you're willing to post.
>>693064356
You call those nylon sacks a pretty bra? Dear fucking god....
>>693068354
Little salty, but we all know it's fucking true. No one in this thread would ACTUALLY fuck her.
>>693068577
Forgot pic
>>693068577
speak for yourself, faggot
>>693068019
Do this OP
>>693068354
interesting theory, however im not arrowhead dick.
just a guy surprised that this behemoth has the gall to talk about a mans already shaved penis and say his stubble looks itchy, while sporting an australian outback bush
>>693063389
underrated
>>693068674
>>693068577
depends on her face
>>693068019
Ever shoved a dildo in your pussy?
>>693068271
I would fuck her in seconds. Nothing wrong with a woman judging a mans dick.
Where you at OP? I'll stick my ween in there
>>693068980
enjoy banging 3/10's man but not my cup of tea
>>693069063
I'm willing to fuck any chick. Nothing wrong with variety.
>>693068847
Be fucking real dude. She might look cute/attractive, but if she was laying on a bed fully spread out with her hair body, you would walk a way for sure. Also her excuse "it's too child looking" makes it even worse because it shows she is into older hairy as fuck dad looking guys. Probably dogs too.
>>693062707
Can i get a pick of you wearing a one piece swimsuit. Maybe something high cut please.
>>693068369
Thank you! I'd be faster but I'm on mobile and mobile is slow as shit. On Thursday I'm gonna have a day off though~
>>693069196
to be honest, i'm totally into her body type. maybe she's not conventionally attractive, but i'm into the puffy nipples and hair downstairs, but hey, different strokes, right
>>693069346
thursday your time? I'll make sure I'm online for that.
>>693069514
Dude, WTF, those aren't tits, they look like a chesty unibrow
Seriously.
>>693069061
OP is to good for us b/tards.
Now insert fingers in pussy, in the same position.
>>693068714
No counter or picture assistant readily available. Did my best.
goddamn i'm glad that you are posting more than just once.
>>693069346
Hey, I love your pics but haven't seen your armpits yet. Care to show them?
>>693069749
holy shit cute face. now i have to start saving all these
>>693069749
So, you say you're a virgin.
Have you ever had ANYTHING in your pussy? Hymen looks intact
>>693068778
His end in sharp, sudden points. Mine taper, since time has worn them from friction. It's the difference between beard shave hair and head hair. Head hair isn't that itchy at all.
>>693069951
yep. cute as hell, would facefuck vigorously
>>693069749
My dick is hard as diamonds right now
>>693069514
reposter, u got anymore feet?
>>693070071
And somehow you think this is itchy?.... You really haven't ever shaven, or at least not properally. If your shave looks like this, it is not itchy at all. Feels soft asf too.
>>693070496
shes never felt a penis so she really has no clue tbh
>>693069749
Third and final suggestion OP before i got to work
Assume the same position and insert your fingers in your pussy
>>693069747
Once same pose, one try to show fingers more.
>>693067462
Are you a fan? You look like a NASCAR or football kind of gal to me.
>>693070888
Seems like OP ninja'd me,I got what I need now
>>693069916
Just remember you asked.
>>693071122
show more face op
ever plan on doing a video?>>693071122
>>693070025
There's this thing called a "tampon"... It is like a people plug. Stick one in and suddenly no bleeding!
>>693071122
so do you just like the attention or do you have some kind of endgame with this?
Okay okay, one final, final suggestion
Write a note saying ''have a good day at work anon'', hold the note in your left hand. While sucking on your right hands fingers
>>693070496
I'm just going off my knowledge of beards.
>>693070987
I actually don't sports. Not that it'll surprise anyone.
>>693071269
I ate a carrot and made it a gif once. Go ahead and ask someone for carrot backstory.
>>693072112
you know your whole no-sex-because-babies thing?
we need to re-evaluate that. that body needs dicks all through it.
Poop on plate please
whats with the whole carrot thing?
>>693071395
Answer this, OP
>>693072475
Carrot in pooper. Then ate it
Can you put your legs in the air like a V shape showing asshole and pussy kind of up close
>>693072536
Blessed be OP
Will go to work and when I return I'll fap to quality OP
Hey op! Will u post a vid of masturbating????
One finger in pooper up close with vagina showing
>>693073159
You making me more than smile
>>693073159
fair answer, I will accept pics as the gift from the gods they are
I would marry OP.
>>693073159
Poop pls
>>693071122
Holy shit that's hot. No regrets! I'd most definitely cum on them if you get me even harder. If you got skype, add me: anr_antwerp
>>693073573
dont know about that, but she'd definitely make a good fuckbuddy
>>693073582
Hey op will u shave ur puss and send us the pics of u doing it???
>>693073582
PLEASE STICK A RANDOM FOOD OBJECT IN YOUR VAGINA
>>693073919
Nigga u weird
>>693073919
This
>>693074216
I LIKE BEING WEIRD, BEING NORMAL IS BORING AS FUCK
>>693074350
I'm being weird with my toothbrush.
>>693072536
fuck, your face is beautiful too
>>693073919
or kitchen implement, got a spatula?
>>693073919
>datboy.jpg
>boY
>turtle
>the pepe hand
i just laughed for a solid 5 minutes at this retarded bullshit
>>693074482
Insert it!!!!!
>>693074482
Because I had nothing better to do as I got ready to sleep.
>>693071382
Love your clit. Looks like lots of fun.
>>693074693
pic fucking related
>>693074216
Dude you can't just submit offensive posts like that. Some words are just unnecessarily mean to entire groups of people. Plz dont sai 'weird' on 4chan nigga-san, it triggers the weaker members of the herd
>>693073919
I AM MINTY.
Obviously you're still a virgin OP. But have you ever been fucked in the ass? That asshole doesn't look virgin.
>would totally fill your rectum
>>693074802
>nigga-san
lol
>>693074844
my dick couldn't possibly be harder than it is right now
>>693074844
Hey OP, ever heard what happens when you get sugar in yo puss? Ya fucked now lol
That bitch is gross...
>>693075269
so hot
>>693075216
I made sure all insertions were wrapped prior to enjoyment.
>>693075471
Sharpie in the ass
>>693075273
I would disagree, I think I'm wonderful. I'll even post me doing stupid faces on an anonymous forum because why not!!! Let's be gross! I'll start. Gross face. Blegh
/r/ "<3 Mario" on or by soles of feet please and show tops of toes with other foot please =]=]
love ya
ok be honest who here would fuck this girl relentlessly and passionately for hours on end?
I know i would
>>693075895
Hey girl will u finger urself and post a vid
>>693075801
I have done this before so many times
>>693075895
go to bed Egoraptor
>>693072786
Id eat it
>>693076025
do some masterbating outdoors.
>>693076025
How tight/loose are you? Like what do guys tell you?
>>693075952
/r/ "<3 mario" on or by soles of feet and with tops of toes showing on one foot please
very cute thanks
Take a shit for us tonight?
>>693076341
fuck you why does mario get special treatment?
>>693069749
You're honestly a 6.5/10.
Would fuck, but only if you're kinky.
>>693076025
Hot.
Fingers in both holes?
>>693076341
nice i wish i could cum my hot cum all over them virgin feet. more please.
Please use black pen or marker please. can barely see it =[=[
>>693076328
V I R G I N
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>>693076423
Seconded.
>>693076587
Gape ass
>>693076587
How the fuck? Jesus I'd fuck u in a heart beat
>>693076587
go outside in the nude and take a pic.
>>693076719
she is terrified of babby
>>693067745
Haha. Yes, abuse the girl that made you erect for laughing at your penis. I'm pleased you're going to die
>>693076474
Because what are you requesting. I have no poo to poo, so cannot do. Limited resources here man
>>693076891
I'm not the shitter guy
can you please write 'hitler did nothing wrong' on your tots for me
