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pyrotechnics thread
amazing it seems the fags are actually out enjoying themselves for once
Not all of them.
dammit freklz I wanted to see you out having fun most of all
I've been out of the house for the past 12 hours having fun
>>693039591
Gaayyyyyyyyyy!!!!!
>>693040433
holy shit yeah its time for you to rest
twelve hours that like
half of the day
>>693040354
hello Maru
it's raining and i don't celebrate foreworkds 'till two weeks later
where my town stocks up on discounted fireworks and holds an amazing fireworks show in the park
for free
>>693040614
Hello. Why aren't you out having fun, huh?
just got sick of being around people really
>>693040732
Mostly because I'm taking care of someone sick and she doesn't like fireworks at all
>>693040749
I'm giving you shit I feel the same way really, I reach a people limit point.
HELLO FRIENDS
James
>>693040818
What a noble reason to not be out.
hey kathleen
hi david
>>693040946
Hai there
did you like those goats
the were acceptable
Hey David
would you pet a goat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9twWaP5_mBs
Maru, Freklz.
no because they pee on themselves
>>693041289
Why not
>>693041486
you've pet things that peed on themselves haven't you
itt butt you want to sit on your lap
>>693041427
Yeah, but so do you.
What's going on since we last talked, James?
>>693041679
This one definitely
I've made my own custom color using raw pigment and linseed oil.
>>693041657
well yeah but its generally understood you clean up after the fun's over
>>693041726
at least I have the decency to cover it up with clothing and lavender scent
fireworks are really loud
pretty, but loud.
>>693042313
Yeah, but your dick is still hanging out dribbling urine down your legs.
Sounds like you've been decently productive.
>>693042367
Hello Demos.
>>693042367
I hate the loudness too, have to cover my ears all the time
everyone always has better fireworks than me
>>693042447
well, some things there's just no helping
>>693042479
hello again maru
i hope you've celebrated america today
>>693042487
ditto
Extremely productive.
>>693042568
Yeah, but at least stop shitting on yourself too.
>>693042677
the stopper is in the mail
>>693042487
I know of one thing that's rather loud that two people can do together.
>>693042645
I don't live in the US anymore. I went to the doctor and was told I need to get a series of tests done to know what's going on with my body.
Happy 4th though.
>>693042761
The shit plug, if you will.
>>693042845
My money is on a burst appendix. Gotta cut those things out before they go rogue, Maru.
>>693042819
I probably won't have to ask what that is
>>693042559
are all fireworks not the same or
>>693042845
oh fuck
what have you been experiencing to need to see a doctor?
>>693042863
the pooper neuter
>>693042987
That's right, you guessed it, arguing!
o merica
>>693043118
Yayy!
>>693043098
The turd cutter stopper.
>>693043192
I don't like to argue though. I'm more into heated discussions. There's still a sense of mutual respect.
>>693042967
I would be in considerably more pain if it were that.
>>693042997
Chest pains. One of which is significantly painful, enough to warrant the visit.
Once I was there, though, the doc inevitably found more stuff that caused concern, so I now have to get some studies done. Ultrasound, echocardiogram, xray of the chest, bloodwork.
this is g/fur/?
does anyone know what a rapebat is?
>>693043306Not sure what you're suggesting but
ohwell, how's it going with philosophy and stuff?
>>693043488
Chest pains? Sounds like you've got a broken heart.
>>693043641
Aw, that's cute. Maybe that'll show in the ECG?
>>693043621
I'm suggesting that argument isn't the right way to go about things, rather people should engage passionately in discussions. What else would I possibly be implying?
It's going the same as it was two hours ago.
>>693043776
I bet the doctor will find that your shit's all retarded and you talk like a fag.
>>693043816
I dunno, I'm a bit slow
I'll assume it's going good then
>>693043488
are you gonna die
>>693043936
I already went, he didn't find that at the consult. Pretty sure you don't need an echo or an ultrasound for that, James.
>>693044059
Please, Demos. The doctor didn't seem alarmed, just expressed concern. I'm sure whatever it is, it's completely manageable.
>>693044033
Well, they say slow and steady will win the race. But I prefer playing it fast and loose.
Sure, you could say that.
>>693044284
There's that fag talk again, Maru. But seriously, lets hope it's just stress related and nothing serious.
>>693044284
oh
i was gonna let you know that i knew a place that did cheap funerals but i guess we won't need that
hopefully it's not too expensive
>>693040651
Some of these photos people draw are actually really good. It's shame they have to waist their talents on stupid as fuck furry bullshit.
demos now is your chance do it
the fuck
>>693044674
Whatever suits you best man
Well, good luck with, whatever it is you like to do
>>693044692
Oh, that's uh... very kind of you, Demos.
No, I think I won't be needing that, but thanks for the offer.
>>693044674
Yes, seriously, let's hope it's nothing serious.
>>693045252
A few things suit me.
I like to do a lot of things. What do YOU like to do?
>>693045284
I made an incense burner out of a bottle cap, a powerdrill, some rubber cement, a 2"x4", a cinder block, and seven nails.
>>693045284
maybe someday
besides that how has your day been
i see youve been here nearly all day
>>693040070
Duh, we always have a gay day
Do you pronounce Lorre lore-y or lore?
>>693045575
Regular stuff I guess, internets, video games, reading, eating, sleeping...
>>693045617
That's because I get off work really early during the day. Before the doctor visit it was OK, went out for food and got up to speed with the dota team captain.
>>693045575
Why would you need seven nails for that?
>>693045836
Lore
>>693045988
Reading what?
>>693045836
You pronounce it Lorre.
>>693046047
Because I only had seven nails.
>>693046289
Haven't read anything in a long while, I used to do it a lot on breaks at school, and last time when I was interning, about 10 months ago. May pick it up again once I get a job hopefully
>>693046097
Thanks
>>693046289
HELPFUL
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream~
>>693046824
that's suppossedd to move wtf
bung bung bung bung
>>693046882
What do you like to read?
>>693047001
I am to please, but I shoot to kill.
I'm hungry.
truly demos you are the best accompanist
there's no one better
i have the voice of an angel
a gay angel, but an angel no the less.
>>693047214
Aim even.
There's no such thing as a straight angel.
heaven sounds a lot more heavenly that way
too bad all my friends will be in hell
Fallen angels are the best, they're all kinky.
>>693047762
Well, it's better to laugh with the sinners than dine with the saints, Demos.
wicked.
hah GOD
hah
JESIS
HAHA
as if
>>693047975
please stop
offend
Indeed.
>>693047975
Don't tip that thing too far or you'll not be able to see
>>693047214
I'm not sure I can give an intelligent answer to that, I suck when it comes to genres. But I like books that deal with the supernatural, or just downright strange things, and have some realism in them at the same time you know? Makes it feel like it could actually happen but you know it can't
>>693048260
That is called magical realism. Read rushdie, garcia marquez, etc.
>oh gosh
>>693048037
>>693048071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eQQKVKjifQ
name fixed
Where did Maru go? I want to yell at him about thinking that Pedro Paramo wasn't a great book.
>>693048260
Magic Realism? You should read Borges and Paramo.
the notion that hell is a fun place where you can have all kinds of kinky sex with party people is propaganda set by satan in order to turn you to evil
