>>693031137
wanna translate to white?

>>693031712
This gentleman has found himself in the company of a rather dark skinned female

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>>693032368
>a nigger finds another nigger too nigger?

>>693031137
He couldn't pick up some ghetto white girl or a chica?
He should be ashamed, that thing looks disgusting.

>>693032979
One baby daddy is niggerer than the other

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>>693032566
checked

blacks are such racists.

Attorney here with predominantly Black clientele. These true stories made me laugh.

>Defend Negro in traffic case
>Judge orders Negro to go to different floor of court house to watch traffic safety movie & return with proof he watched it
>I also explain to Negro what he is to do
>Negro goes to a commercial movie theater & watches a Hollywood entertainment movie
>Returns with his ticket stub for proof
>Judge calls me: "WTF anon?"

>Negro client seeks divorce from wife
>Negro says he lives with his wife, but in separate rooms
>Wife says he lives with his "ho"
>Negro says that because he's a professional clergyman, man of God, her accusations are ridiculous
>Judge says "Because you're living with your wife, you must pay half household expenses
>Negro client realizes that claiming to live at home will cost him dollas
>Negro client: "Don't be listenin to me Judge, listen to my wife. I'm just a lyin ole' nigger."
> Whole courtroom erupts in laughter

>>693034289

Negroes love the Caddy’s

>In court, Negro before judge declaring bankruptcy
>Judge: "You can either have your kids or your Cadillac. You can't afford both."
>Negro: "You'll have to take my kids. I need my car."
>Judge gets up and storms out of court

Different Negro, but LOVES his Caddy
>Judge: You can’t keep your home AND have a Cadillac.
>Negro: You can live in your car, but you can’t drive your house. I’ll keep the Cadillac.
>Judges jaw hits floor. His point was Negro was bankrupt and needed to trade the Caddy in for a used Honda.

>>693034399

>Me: new to law. Don't know Negro slang.
>Negro asks me: "Can you put a suitcase on a cat?"
>Me: huh?
>Finally figure out he wanted me to file a lawsuit against a guy
>put = file, suitcase = lawsuit, on= against, cat = man
>Soon after another Negro calls me up. I now know about ‘suitcases’
>New Negro: "Do you do luggage?"
>Me: "Yes sir, we do luggage."

Other Black requests / complaints
>"We had insects in the family."
>mfw I figured out there was incestuous abuse

>Negro: "I want an annoyment!"
>mfw I figured out he wanted an annulment of his marriage

>Negro: "I want a free flirtation."
>mfw I figured out he wanted a free consultation

>Negro: “I’ll take a polyester test.”
>mfw I figured out he was willing to take a polygraph test

>Negro: "They are putting me through the changes."
>mfw I still have no clue what this means, but hear it all the time

>>693034399
Negro court stories!

>>693034514

I've learned in my career NEVER ask a Black why he did something stupid-- you'll NEVER get an intelligible answer

>Negro client divorcing wife & trying to hide his assets
>He buys a parcel of land & PUTS HER NAME ON THE DEED!
>Wife searches for property she owns & finds the deed
>epic asset hide fail

Different client
>Negro client divorcing wife & we're trying to minimize his child support payments
>Negro tells me he has other kids to whom he pays support
>This is good as it will reduce his child support payments to wife he’s divorcing
>Negro is on witness stand: "I don't have any kids from other women."
>When he's off the stand I made the mistake of asking why he said he didn't when he said he did earlier
>Negro: "Did I say that?"
>mfw I have no idea what version is true

>>693032368
>>693031712
Theres a handle of a bat in the lower right hand corner you dipshits.

>>693034609

Child support laws designed in Anglo Saxon common law fall apart when applied to Blacks. They're so promiscuous the ludicrous occurs.

>Fathers are to pay a % of their income as child support
>20% for the first kid
>25% for the first two kids
>50% for 5 or more kids
>These rules apply per baby mama: 2 kids by 2 women = 40% income to child support
>Horny Negro has 12 kids by 10 women
>mfw he owes 220% of his income in child support

>>693033698
kek

>>693034721

Unlike cops, social workers, parole officers, and others whose professions, unintentionally, put them in constant contact with Negroes, I actually have to get my Negroes to pay me. Not as easy as it sounds

>Did work for client
>Client didn’t pay
>Calls, letters, etc. still no pay
>Have to sue him
>Garnish his wages to get paid
>6 mo later same Negro calls me up and asks me to take new case
>Me: I don’t want clients who don’t pay their bills
>Negro: You got all yo money. You got nothin’ to complain about.

Different Negro
>Take divorce case
>Do all prep work
>Hours spent doing good work
>Client reconciles marriage
>Refuses to pay because he didn’t get the divorce
>Me: Sir, you are paying for the time taken to prepare your case
>Negro: I paid for a divorce, but didn’t get one. Why should I have to pay you?

Protip: when dealing with Negroes, make sure you are paid IN FULL before you deliver services in full, otherwise you’re not going to get paid.

>>693034810


When representing Blacks in court, it’s VERY important that your directions to “dress appropriately” are specific! Otherwise, your clients will incriminate themselves.

> Client on trial for drug charge
> Shows up wearing a shirt with a marijuana leaf

> Client accused of crime involving gang activity
> Shows up wearing gang colors (bandana, shirt, etc.)

> Client on trial for a shooting
> Shows up in shirt with pistol on shirt

> Hearing for probation violation
> Client shows up in “Rules are 4 Suckas” t-shirt

Not only must you tell them what appropriate dress is, you have to tell them how to behave with specifics
> Don’t call judge “Dawg”
> Don’t swear on witness stand

Check out the black couple interviewd in this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUhuv_QFYCA
They like the aryan look.

>>693034810
Their drug dealers could have told you to collect in full at the start

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>this thread

>>693034681
actual retard. that's her arm across his torso.

>>693034877
Man I ain't no fancy nigga son, I just got shit to do

>>693034810
>>693034721
>>693034609
>>693034514
>>693034399
>>693034289
>>693034877

Nice pasta

>>693035137
>actual retard
look to the right of her arm

>>693034609
>intelligible
not used this way dumbfucker

I went to a predominately black high school, about 90% black, and they are racist against everybody, including darker and lighter skinned black people. Basically light skinned niggers are crazy, too dark niggers are too responsible, albeit still ratchet bitches, and the inbetween darkness are just plain ratchet. Now there are some that don't fit and are actually respectable people, but most are ratchet bitches that are racist against their own kind.

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>>693035325

I wrote them, people liked them, so I copied them and now paste them.

Would you rather I re-write them for every ylyl Negro thread?

Filthy Negro.

>>693036020
Chris Rock is a racist as fuck bigoted nigger

>>693035700
Same, I work in a city which is 90% black, they're way more racist against their own than they are about white people.

>>693035702

>saved

>>693034810
Protip when representing negros. Always advise them to take the plea deal

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>>693035702
They aré very good! Please continue

>>693035702
no you didn't or you'd understand that every state in america reduces child support for if you have more than one person you're paying to
Also traffic is criminal and the rest are civil cases.
Attorneys don't mix unless doing a favor for a friend.

>>693034721

Ok but most niggers dont have real life jobs though. What happens then?

>>693035702
he is thanking you nigu

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name something worse than an entitled millenigger?

>>693036261
He has to pay 220% of nothing.

>>693036193

At this rate will we eventually run out of black people?

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>>693036446

>>693036514
Do you not know how they procreate?

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>>693036383
their children

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>>693036514
.

>>693036236

> Yes, the point was that laws for Whites can't be applied to Blacks. Obviously the judge didn't order him to pay over 200% of his income in child support.

> LoL

> Decades in a career will lead to practicing in different areas. It's like a cop working beat, detective, trainer, SWAT.

You're a Negro. Be quiet.

>>693036595
could someone translate that last line?

>>693036383

What would these entitled brats have without their pretend sense of being oppressed?

>>693035082
Guy sensei is AWESOME!!

>>693036383
a group of them?

>>693036916
Lactose intolerant

>>693036236
>no you didn't or you'd understand that every state in america reduces child support for if you have more than one person you're paying to

That depends. A guy I was stationed with, when the judge got done with him he was required to pay more than he made. When he pointed this out to the judge, the reply was you need to get another job to make the money.
>Also traffic is criminal and the rest are civil cases.
Traffic is not always criminal and many Attorneys handle both traffic and civil cases. Look at a phone book.
>Attorneys don't mix unless doing a favor for a friend.
Yes they do look at a phone book.

>>693036916

What part of lack toast in toddler ant don't you understand?

>>693036261
>Ok but most niggers dont have real life jobs though. What happens then?

There are no guidelines. The judge just has to sort it out the best he can.

BTW, if you're thinking of law school, realize that (outside corporate law) most of your clients will be backward 3rd worlders who can't navigate modern society.

>>693036882
not knowing Consumer Credit Protection Act caps child support at 65% of income across the nation.

>>693036020
I'm pretty sure Chris Rock hates niggers more than anyone. He definitely talks more shit about niggers than anyone I've ever met. He'd probably hang himself if he could but he's so skinny he doesn't put any pressure on his neck he just kind of flaps in the wind.

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>>693036383
their stench

>>693032979
She are teh niggest

>>693037240
pass the ashtray...

>>693034289
>>693034399
>>693034514
>>693034609
>>693034721
>>693034810
>>693034877
Ha ha what hilarious and 100% true stories! Now I'm convinced niggers really are subhumans :D

>>693034609
>I've learned in my career NEVER ask a Black why he did something stupid-- you'll NEVER get an intelligible answer

I have experienced this at my job. But why? It is incredibly aggravating.

>>693036317
YAAASSSS QUEEEN

>>693037179

Negro, the point was that Blacks are so promiscuous that child support laws designed for Whites can't be applied to them . . . The judge did not order him to pay over twice his income in child support.

Please get a vasectomy before you become a client of mine and the judge orders you to pay 65% of your income in child support. Negro.

>>693037179
Is this true??

>>693036446
This isn't entirely accurate. He was sued in the 80s for discrimination against black tenants. Not saying it's accurate of course but there is a pretty long list of people that accused him of being racist before this.

>>693035525
Dude lost a lot of weight. Good for him.

>>693037437
this. this so fucking hard.

>>693037051
no the judge didn't.
either your friend was trying to get pity or you're full of shit.
Consumer Credit Protection Act caps payment of child support even with alimony at 65%.

Black people are the biggest fucking drain on the united states and they're trying to bring everybody down with them. I truly believe if we eliminated them, things would instantly get better. I don't care how they get eliminated. They just need to be gone. If we ended ebt/gov assistance, they would surely all starve themselves out. The remaining would kill eachother off. Hopefully these things will still actually happen, it'll just take a little longer. Fuck those worthless pieces of nappy headed greasy shit. They dont deserve what we've given them.

>>693037503
https://www.dol.gov/whd/regs/compliance/whdfs30.pdf

>>693037450
because niggers

>>693036864
That is disturbing. She should'nt curse and say "pussy" or "dick". It's unbecoming.

>>693037437

LOL Trumptards really believe this, holy shit. My sides, never change /b/

>>693037558
god this is depressing

>>693036595
>Lack toast in toddler ant
Topkek

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>>693037598

Hillary Clinton certainly wasn't, nor were any politicians, which is the point.

>>693037120
lactose intolerant

>>693037186
He actively blames white peopled or nigger issues. Somehow it's our fault when Jamal shoots Jamel

>>693037386
And considering whites outnumber blacks by 5:1, that means that a black is ten times as likely more to likely to kill a white than the contrary.

>>693035454
Is the pedal on the opposite of his good leg?

>>693037739
imagine if a virus was created that only effected black people, something that reacted to the melanin they never shut up about... only in sci fi right.

>>693036446
Bullshit. Literally the last thing CNN was talying about before the announcement of Bin Laden's death was Trump bring racist.

>>693037822
>dat c section scar doe

I wasn't racist until I became a waiter. Seriously, fuck niggers. 8/10 will tip under 5 percent, 1/10 will stiff you, and the other 1/10 will tip 15 percent, maybe.

>>693037935
they already tried. AIDS failed.

>>693036916
>He doesn't know about lack toast in toddler ant

hurr durr trump is racist because he wants to keep people from a country from entering here illegally. DATS WAYCIST

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>>693037739
perhaps The Donald is the hero we need

>>693036255
WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ANOTHER CULTURE HOW TO ACT

MUSLIM CULTURES NEED TO STOP OPPRESSING WOMEN

>>693032979
i can't believe she used "than" correctly

>>693037883
Why do racists think about black cock 24/7?

>>693037491
I'm native american.
You have no understanding of law.
You're just using a shitty pasta that's full of holes.

>>693036020
>name it they got it

"Black father"

>>693032905
Comment underrate

>>693038165
Save our white race from the unrelenting nigger horde in this country. Kill 'em all, let Satan sort 'em out!

>>693035702
i can't wait for the american election to finally be over, so you fuckheads will finally stfu about your conspiracy theories. literally every single discussion somehow ends up with someone blaming one political side or the other with claims about propaganda and secret agendas and what not.

>>693038346
pol is that way >>>>>>>

>>693032368
No, he literally means that the bitch looks like a bat

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>>693036446
That's because for the longest time he was just a rich scam artist.
And it doesn't matter if he wasn't before because he is now.

>MFW I honestly don't care if he really is or isn't.

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>>693038314
>I'm native american.

Go drink some fire water and get off muh /b/. Thanks. Prairie Negro.

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>>693038112
Asians are way fucking worse. I work as a dealer in a casino. I deal to a ton of nigger rich drug dealer types and make a ton of money. I see Chinese prices come in in dirty clothes and flip flops and buy in for 300,000$ play for 72 hours straight without sleep and not tip a fucking dime. They also don't speak English unless they want comps then they suddenly speak English like Winston Churchill. Seriously I'd rather chinks die than niggers.

>>693036916
Lactose intolerant

>>693037795
Prove anything in that picture wrong

>>693036514
One can only hope

>>693037680
Georgia don't give a shit. Especially when your in the military.

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>>693038726

>it's not nice therefore it's wrong and racist

millenial libcuck logic

>>693031137
My god did'nt know lil' wayne was a woman.

>>693037098
>implying americans care what happens in-, or know of other countries

>>693037447
>believing it was about slavery
learn2history

>>693038552
>enjoy your meth whitey

you should have seen all the blacks at the amusement park. it was the niggest

>>693038636
That's rough, most of the asians I've waited on have been cool.
I work seafood, so lots of niggers will rack up a big ticket and ask for the world and then some, then say there's a $145 ticket, they'll give me $150 and say "keep the change", like they did their part.

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>>693037098
>Anywhere

Anywhere must be another name for any white country.

Also illegal immigration isn't that big of a problem, it's blown out proposition.
They only take shit jobs no one wants to do for shit wages.

And they actually help boost our economy by reducing the cost of labor.

>You should be upset over jobs being sent to other countries.

>>693038551
Sauce?

>>693039065
>Also illegal immigration isn't that big of a problem, it's blown out proposition.
>They only take shit jobs no one wants to do for shit wages.
I bet them not paying taxes boost our economy too, huh?

>>693037558
In every African country where blacks are allowed to rule, they have fallen back into failed states.

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>>693038892

We are too busy being in the greatest nation in fucking history to worry about what happens in your quaint little vassal kingdoms.

>>693038522
fuck off Randy

>>693036595
>lack toast in toddler ant

sheeiiiit

>>693038248
fag read who posted it

>>693038443
how is that any better? pol is perpetual election year.

>>693037795
man youre sad..

>>693039182
You think they could afford to pay taxes?

>Does welfare for corporations or rich help the economy?

>>693039012
Enjoy government sanctioned diabetes.

>>693038584
>implying i care to read your bs

>>693038840
It's federal law.

>>693039065
illegal immigration is a massive problem cuck. You have 0 life experience or economics knowledge. Kill yourself, save us the medical bills

>>693039419
>You think they could afford to pay taxes?
Maybe if they went through the proper channels.
>Does welfare for corporations or rich help the economy?
Don't steer this somewhere else.

>>693039306
I am tired of your shit Ricky, you are always telling me to fuck off but know what?

FUCK YOU!

>>693039065
Reducing wages, here I thought democucks wanted to raise minimum wage

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>>693038136
Chink deserves it, fucking middle-class milennials thinking they can help 'those in need' by building a shitty wall and wasting everyone's time.

Superfluous story:
>have uncle who lived in Tanzania for 50 years
>he's white BTW
>he notices that volunteer groups of milennial faggots come about 5 times a year
>build a shack in about 6 weeks
>as soon as they are gone the locals just tear it down
>they then just rebuild a much bigger, nice house in its place in about a week

>>693039065
There is estimated that the Illegal population in the US is about the same population as New York. That is a problem. Also the problem I have is why companies left the US. It's called NAFTA. It sounds good on paper but actually sucks for the country. When you allow the companies to leave the jobs are lost. And I don't give a fuck how cheap they can make it some were else. If it cost a nickle and you don't have a nickle you cannot buy it.

>>693039464
your obesity rates are climbing you'll be with us soon enough