>>693025719
i would help that glorious angel back up.

>>693025719
Long live the king

I'd help that piece of shit. rich as fuck and might be president. who better to owe you their life?

>>693025719
save the president of the united states of course. without trump we will never make america great again.

I'd help him. I wouldn't be able to live knowing I let anyone die.

Man, I want bed sheets that look like an overhead view of NYC. That concrete blanket is pretty badass too.

Step on fingers

>>693026093
You live in ny too anon?

>>693025719
Being the person who killed donald trump is way worse than being the person who saved donald trump. Prison is worse than freedom.

>>693025719
Help him up .
Then THROW his cheeto colored ass off

Freak the fuck out, im scared of heights.

Jump off

>>693025895
/thread who else is going to make America great again?

Help him up and gently Tell him to Sign a contract giving me 300 Million dollars if he doesn't want to go back to the ledge.

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>>693025719
No fam, the fucker must weigh 300lbs if he's an ounce. No point him taking me off the edge with him. Let it go, let it go

>>693026052
welcome to /b/! I advice you to "lurk" the threads before you post! I'm sure you dont wanna stand out between all the experienced people here!

>>693025719
Jerk off and bust in his face while he hangs on for deer life

>>693025719
take him home and love him tenderly

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>>693025919
Exactly.

Save him, for Jesus is love.

Save the fucker, hate him or love him, that is one rich cunt owing their life to you, shit could be good to cash in on when you need it

>>693026373
>deer life
>deer

>>693026310
You smell more new than him, grow up faggot

In the hope he would pay me some money for saving his life I'd help him up. If he doesn't give me anything atleast there will be less mexicans.

>>693025719
I would jump

Yes, I'd do it. I'd save him, handshake him firmly, look him straight in the eyes with confidence and say "Let's make America great again, pal!"

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>>693026373
>deer life
>deer
What kind of faggot are you?

>>693025719
Hang with him

>>693025719
Viva Mexico!!!!
*Step on his fingers*

>>693026515
Do you hate wildlife?

>>693025971
smart

>>693026526
That's fucking racist man. I'm mexiCAN!

>>693025719
Implying an angel can't fly

>>693026373
Oh deer Jesus no

>>693026310
Jesus you sound like a huge faggot.

>>693025719
negotiate the price

>>693025719
Make a deal

>>693026769
we should test this

>>693026049
Can you please lick my ass as well?

>>693026515
fuck you ill strangle you with my bear hands

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I'd take his hand, pull him up to safety, and shed a single tear while saying "make america great again, fearless leader."

>>693025971
exactly,
everyone else in here with their douchey edgy hurrr hurrr let him fall bullshit.


when in reality you save him you can pretty much write your ticket and be set for life wether he wins the election or not.

any idea for a company or product you ever have you have guaranteed investors. even more when you make him attach his name to it for the publicity.

if he wins you tell him to get ready with that presidential pardon because you're gonna falsify stocks and move tons of cocaine.

be realistic b

>>693025719
>will you do it /b/?
*stomp* *stomp* AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!................*THUD*

I'm a goddamn motherfucking PATRIOT, I am..

Then I go vote for the Libertarian candidate. Because Hillary fucking SCARES me..

>>693025719
give him a small loan of $1 million

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ITT: Ameritards thinking they have someone worth voting for in 2016.

>>693026966
Before or after you let him cuck you for life and deposit his orange semen into your asshole?

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since i bought this at a gig yesterday...
no answer needed.

Depends:
If he just won the election: STOMPA< STOMPA those little cheetos fingers
If he lost: help him up and watch him cry about the "rigged system"

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>>693025719
pull him back up. tell him ive seen things his people wouldn't believe. die.

>>693025719
i would try to help him like I would anyone.

>>693027141
Before and after

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>>693025719
Fuck it, I'd help him up. Only true assholes let anyone fall. And let's face it, Libtards saying they'd let him fall are fuckin' hypocrites.

>>693026962
Ewe couldn't live without me

>>693025719
I would take a dump in his face. If he didn't let go afterwards I could possibly think on not stepping on his fingers.

>>693025719
Keep pissing on his face.

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Piss then shit on him, post video on /b/

I'd lay a chocolate finger right on his face

>>693025719
I would help him up because im not a liberal cuck

>>693026962
HAY, no need to threaten me

>>693025719
Help him up and save 'Merica...happy 4th niggers

>>693025719

I think he's a fucknugget. But I wouldn't let him die.

>>693027138
>ITT: Ameritards thinking they have someone worth voting for in 2016.
Not all of us. I don't like or trust either Trump or Clinton and refuse to vote for either one of them for POTUS in September, I'll vote for a 3rd-party candidate instead as a protest of being presented with such shit-tier candidates.

Are you British? If so then STFU, your politics have Yakity Sax playing in the background even more than ours do, so you have NO room to talk.

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>>693026284
Holy fucking kek

Underrated post

>>693026310
kek fucking newfag

>>693026093
I think thats actually Hoboken. I buried some dead hobos in that vacant lot back in '79

>>693027153
you are probably some poor fuck from Florida or Cali who has never held a long term job in there life. gtfo u parasitic shit.

>>693025719
In all honesty I'd save him, the guys fucking loaded. never paying for anything for the rest of my life sounds nice.

>>693026143
>>693026176
>>693026305
>>693026373
>>693026650
>>693026924
>>693027197
>>693027369
>>693027359
>>693027350
Found all the cucks and full autistic niggers

>>693025719
I'd tell him he's fired.

>>693026310
fucking jewfag niggercunt doublenigger polish asshole licking lawnmower blade rubbing cock breathing piece of insignificant newfag trash. gtfo my /b/
_cereal man

>>693027922
(you)

>>693027922
Found your mom, she says you should go to bed, it's past your sleep time sweety

>>693027721
They're touring Europe atm, you dumb fuck.

>>693025719
depends how much he weighs?

>>693025719
I would jump.

>>693025719
>Small gift of $1,000,000 for saving him
Fuck yeah. I'd pull him up so quickly that my fucking grandkids would be born with a hernia.

Nothing, eat umm... Doritos... And... Drink... Mtn dew...

>>693028197
I seriously doubt he has liquid assets that could afford $1M USD, all so-called 'businessmen' like him are only worth $$$ on paper.

>>693028103
Oh yeh well I found ur dad and he says ur a bigger fag than he is

>>693028337
Citation needed

>>693025719
are you really asking me if i'd save a billionaires life?

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>>693028257
don't 360 noscope my future prez ples?

>>693028457
Are you really asking him if he's asking you that

>>693028409
I don't have to provide 'citations' for my opinions so suck my dick faggot

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Yeah, like anybody would risk their skin to pull his fat ass back up. He's got to be pushing 300 lbs, no fucking way I would try. I'd be like "Hold on Donny, I'm calling 911!" Maybe feed him a cheeseburger to keep his strength up.

>>693028343
Ooooh, we'll done m8, only you could have pulled a good one like that. Should contact you so you for tuition. Btw, your mom was very clear

>>693028596
Another internet victory for me then

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It's simple, really.

>>693027922
he would have had to do something bad to end up on this ledge

>>693028692
>Btw, your mom was very clear
Btw, your dad was very queer

>>693028724
>only chops one hand off
>throws axe away
>other hand still gripping firmly
too easy

>>693028888
Nice quads, friend

>>693028888
curse strikes again..

>>693028103
Another wild cuck appears.

>>693028888
How did you so badly misinterpret this image. What a waste of quads.

>>693028888
Out skilled

>>693028961
thanks m8e. i got them just for you, faggot!

>>693025719
I'd be happy to save him for a large amount of money but the problem is that I wouldn't trust him to keep the promise. Therefore, I'd just let him hang or push him off (because lulz).

>>693028704
Yeah sure you win 100% of ABSOLUTELY NOTHING you pathetic excuse for a homo sapien. Buzz off, hominid.

>>693029178
I may not have won anything but you lost your credibility and your temper

>>693025719
Let him either fall or get up by himself. Not because i don't like him or anything, it's that i know my own lack of strength and i do not want to fall off a tall building.

>>693025719
Stab his knuckles

Help him up. I can imagine a great award for helping the next president.

>>693025719
Of course I'd save him. He's sadly the best hope the U.S. has right now. Plus I would probably get a fuck ton of cash.

>>693025971
Rich people aren't exactly known for being thanful

>>693029309
sad singles of truth are sad
>kek

>>693029501
You obviously have an active imagination.

>>693028337
doesn't matter you dipshit. why take 1million cash when you can take the controlling share of a few of his businesses.

once you do that you can strip them down and sell them since you are the majority shareholder. that's how you get actual tangible money in your account dumbass

>>693029309
>assuming someone is mad
>thinking you ever 'win' on the internets
You're a pathetic loser and will NEVER have a girlfriend, EVER, even you leave your basement lair. LOL

>>693025719
he is a human being and it is not for me to judge if he deserves to die. i would help him and hope he appreciates it.

>>693029645
>implying that fatass loudmouth piece of SHIT would give you ANYTHING
dream on

>>693029648
:^)

>>693025719
Help him despite not agreeing at all with his political inclinations and ideals, because he is still a human being, and life is sacred.

Record it, upload to theYNC

>>693025895
Agreed to based anon

>>693029531
He's in the public eye, he would have to be even if he wasn't morally obligated.

>>693025719
Look, you're a republican now, Donald. It's time for you to start pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps.

>>693028017
ill take all of the insults you have but dont EVER call me a lawnmower blade again, asshole

I'd help him up and hope he would give me some money for saving his life so he can be president and ruin the planet

>>693026310
Your a newfag

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>>693026373
>Deer life

>>693029939
literally laughed out loud, thanks

>>693030121
>file name
Elaborate

>>693030121
KEKKLE

>>693025719
i will pull him up. then i will take him to a fancy restaurant, treat him real nice, buy the best wine for him and take him to a hotel room and fuck him with passion and love

>>693030443
Don't pull his hair, whatever you do.

Try to pull him up
1. I don't ignore all ethics when I don't like someone. I don't even hate him.
2. If it comes to him vs. Hillary Clinton, he's... well, more interesting, and won't give a shit about lobbyists.
3. I'd be set for life for doing it.

Then I would fail pulling him up because I'm a weak starved slob

>>693025719
I would grab his hand to help him up then my grip would slip as I look him in the eye and say "make America great again "

>>693025719
If i saw he was going to die i would help. if i didn't help i would be like Hillary except my negligence would only lead to the death of one person not four

>>693030564
T0p k0k

*teleports behind trump*

>>693025719
Spit in his mouth.

>>693030705
oh snap, son. dem liberals just got pwnd

>>693030121
Oh stop it, you big silly

Cum on his face

>>693030705
It only took 8 republican led investigations into benghazi to say that it was nobody in the administration's fault what happened, but somehow their own constituents don't even read the reports.

I would agree with you if what you said had more than 0 merit, it would be nice if it were true.

>>693030526
im gonna make eye contact with him while im fucking him and im gonna gently kiss him.
im just going to gently graze upon his delicate hair while he sucks my throbbing cock

>>693030937
NEVER HAVE I EVER ENCOUNTERED SUCH VULGAR LANGUAGE ANON!

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Help him up. He may be the down fall of the greatest county in the world. But I can't just let a man fall to his death. Who knows, maybe he'll give me a small loan of a million dollars for saving his life, and I can hire a game programmer in Gmod to make the Healthy Hobo Swep and the Crazy Hobo Swep. Maybe...

I'd help him because I'm a human with a conscious

>>693031004
>I was implying you might pull his wig off

>>693031028
Sorry, i didnt mean to offend you.

>>693027922
Oh, the irony.

>>693031274
You haven't offended me. You've offended the Lord and savior himself. Jesus Trump.

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>>693031192
mhhmmmm everything;s gonna be off when we;re fucking

>>693025719
>step on fingers
>find remaining candidates
>assassin
>america is saved

>>693030970
well regardless she is a feminist who wants to kill all men because her husband cheated on pedo-island

>>693028817
Gahgahgahgahgah...
Oh my, that was your mom, hoe in appropriate

I know I lack the upper body strength to lift a full sized adult up over the ledge. I'd try, if I could brace myself so that I don't fall over the edge as well, since if somehow he got up he'd owe me his life. But I'm fairly certain it'd be a failure.

>>693030815
well thats oddly sexual

>>693025719

Even though I can't stand the SOB I'd help him up

>>693031555
trips of kinkiness

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>>693031437
It's just getting better, and better, and better

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>>693025971
>>693026701
Lib here, I'd help him up even not being on the ball enough to realize that. Assuming my skinny lesbian ass could haul him up.

>>693025719
I'd tell him to grab my hand, then jump off myself.

>>693031761
555 MEANS DEVILLLLL

>>693031849
tits or gtfo

to weak to lift his fat ass up

>>693031965
>implying I care if you believe I have tits

>>693025719

If his hands were as big as the ones in the picture he could pull himself back up.

>>693031965
Gtfo or killed by an alcohol

>>693025719
help him up, he's white.

>>693025719
First I'd put put one of these in his mouth then push
http://streamboobs.com/really-ample-penis-enhancer-flesh-p43861.html

>>693032005
whatever you got or get the fuck out libtard

>>693032076
>killed by an alcohol
>by an alcohol
>an alcohol

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>>693025719

>>693032130
WHITE POWER

>>693032076
Checked

>>693032246
Nice quads

>>693032176
newfag

>>693032178
sauce?

>>693025719
I'd jerk off on him.

>>693032857
A Tale of Legendary Libido (2008)

>>693032857
Captain meme and the curse of the iron manlet

>>693026396

LONG... LIVE.. THE KING!

>>693032416
>quads

>>693025719
Help him up. Then try again.

>>693025719
Tapdance on that pedos fingers

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all hail Trump King of /b

Save him so i get a reward