I am showing =b= to my friend.
Do your worst bu
Hello, newbie! Welcome to /b/, reddit's official board on 4chan. Feel free to post whatever you want, just don't cuss or post illegal things. Have fun!
Why hello good sir I hope you're having a wonderfull day.
nice to meet you friend ^-^
By the way, newbies should check 4chan's rules on our reddit - /r/4chan
Enjoy your stay, newfriend!
he s not impressed :(
Someone better ruin this thread right now.
Welcome friend
You have no friends.
Welcome to our safe haven. All is safe here. All we ask is you make sure this paradise stay safe for others to enjoy too.
Then show him a YLYL thread instead, faggot.
>>692992871
But you asked to show the worst. And I think the cake that was shown earlier might have nuts and that could be dangerous for people with nut allergie.
>>692993314
You are right! Admins, could you please remove this potentially triggering material?
>>692993292
You could get banned for doing that, friend!!
Welcome to /b/ the most progressive place on the internet. We make it our goal to make you feel welcomed, no matter your sexual identity, or race. Even if you have transitioned, we will love you :)
>>692993292
Oh my this kind of content is just to grusome for this website. We are gonna have to kindly ask you to leave.
>>692993292
but there is no ylyl threads right now fag
>>692993292
overturn on 180 km/h... Sounds like a newfag on our Autobahn...
>>692993632
>>692993292
Stop with the name-calling, we're all friends here!
No need to make fun of other people's sexual identity.
>>692993490
I know right ? I mean this is just unsensitive
>>692993567
We don't even mention sexual identity here. That's for bigots and people who need to grow up.
welcome amerfag
>>692993654
Excuse me, but that kind of content is not allowed on this website.
>>692993813
haha, that picture is totally me
>>692993846
Exactly only sensitive and reasonable people here.
>>692991907
How's 8th grade?
Sow which one is your favorite, /b/?
>>692993866
>>692993654
Please, kindly stop posting triggering content. That kind of behaviour can get you banned, and we wouldn't like that...
/b/ is accepting of all political views
>>692993987
Now this just wont stand. I must ask the mods to delete this awfull picture.
>>692991907
Pls dont ban me for this sick and not perfectly cutted cake
>>692993931
Haha, ikr! #otherkin4life
>>692994223
omg mods
>>692994223
My, my, my... Could you please add a trigger warning, friend?
>>692994017
not yet in 8th grade :'(
"tastes like chicken"
>>692992223
This is what 4chan is all about. We believe in the facilitation of positive, healthy relationships between what we call /b/rothers. We frown upon the unnecessary profanity that other men might playfully toss back and forth among one another. It can be tolerated. Excessive use however will result in your termination.
>>692994311
>>692994311
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>692994223
TRIGGERED
>>692994046
>>692994223
Now this is just wrong
I'm bored. Does anybody mind if I post my feral porn collection here? No? Great
>>692994445
fuck off summer cuck
>>692994560
>>692994640
>>692994563
you forgot what this thread is about?
>>692994729
>>692994821
>>692994400
is this real?
if it is, sauce?
>>692994560
Of course, /b/rother, go ahead. We tolerate all sexual preferences and genders.
Thank you for participating in this thread, everyone. It feels great to get together from time to time and talk about our amazing motherland.
>>692994400
wtf i thi crap! thi i called murder.... fucktard....
>>692994888
>>692994904
>furry
fag
>>692994903
only ever seen the two pictures never seen anything like it
>>692995061
>>692995158
>>692994906
S U M M E R
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>>692995061
That's not very nice, my friend. I feel very triggered.
Welcome to 4gag!
>>692995269
>>692995385
I have more, but meh. Which should I dump next? Loli? Shota? Maybe pokemon? I have a lot of pokemon
he is starting to get it, but comon it is not the real /b/
>>692995554
Lolimon
>>692995554
hmm...
>>692995601
the real /b/ is pretty dissapointing. Honestly just show him the catalog. YLYL, roll, and rate is the vast majority
>>692991907
>>692995731
Unfortunately I don't have that much loli/pokemon, but I do have a few
>>692991907
Here you go anon, show him this - >>692989223
>>692995972
>>692996138
>>692991907
>>692996291
ooh, I should color this one in some day
>>692996552
>>692994392
That's an interesting theory. I suppose you'd have to surveil the entirity of the Earth at all times, including people sleeping. 24/7 really. Do you surveil all people on Earth all the time? That'd be interesting. You might need some better technology than what's in the public domain in order to do so though. Maybe some time altering craft, or an army of humanoid-esque androids, that periodically go in and run tests on people's memories, to see if they've been abducted.
Wait. It's you, isn't it~! You're the one masterminding this whole thing. Wooooo~ooow. Either that, or you don't actually have a planetary surveillance operation, and you're theory that
There's no such thin as aliens abducting people.
is just straight out of your own ass, and a bunch of wishful thinking. It's one of those two possibilities, not sure which desu
>>692996608
this one never stops being adorable
>>692996714
hmm, looks like that's all of my pokemon x lolis
guess I'll just post random pokemon for a bit
>>692996928
>>692997020
>>692997057
>>692997133
where is the gore where is the rekt where is /b/?
>>692992405
Lmao
>>692992223
Fuck off you twat, calling all spideys!
>>692997213
>>692997215
Are you not pleased by horsefucking?
>>692997415
>>692995554
Is that monster hunter?
WHAT ARE THE FIRST AND SECOND RULES OF /B/ SUMMERFAG FUCK OFF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NYPA
>>692997215
>>692991907
>>692997550
I honestly have no idea. I've never played it. I got a couple I know are but that one's up in the air
seriously guys, can we tone it down a bit. i think my friend is going to gag...
>>692998090
>show /b/ to my friend u guise!
>NO wTF STOP HE'S UPSET NOW
>>692998161
obvious redditfag who thought /r/4chan was cool
>>692998090
>>692998090
>>692998455
>>692998273
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>>692998161
Told you already to check out a ylyl thread, faggot!
>>692997753
Schizophrenia.
>>692998161
>>692992223
awh man you almost had a quartz, so close!
it would have been awsome if your post had four two's at the end!
Bump
>>692994400
Oh nice meme
>>692992095
This actually looks fucking delicious but its on b so who knows, the fucking thing might blow up in the pan or emit some deadly gas