>>692985585
Tell her to get more napkins.

>>692985585
Tell her to get off my table.

How rude.

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>>692985585
>check my privilege.

>close my eyes as to not rape her.

>give her 30% of my wage, because she earned it.

>go home and educate myself on women's rights.

>>692985585
For me this is scarier than a guy with a gun on my head

>>692985585
fall in love

>>692985882
why?? are you a shy guy or you don'tlike her?

>>692985844
/thread

>>692985585
tell her to get the fuck out of your table

Be curtious an ask her if she's alone. Then proceed to have a convo with her about whatever. End meal and ask her if she'd like to meet up again sometime, exchange phone numbers. Fuck it she did the hardst part (walk up to a stranger). Easy after that.

Converse like a normal person

I'd say hey how are you, something I can do for you.

Balls in her court

>>692985820
This.

It'll only make her want your dick even more

>>692985585
NO Taco Belle!!! I told you my Gordita crunch is for me! You already had 12 of them!

Pull out my cock and start fapping. I mean look at those tits !

This will never happen, no chick would sit down at a total strangers table unless she wants something

>>692986334
Yesterday while I was walking on the highway I stunned into a rabbit
He said me to don0t talk to you an then I ate a cupcake
BUT
I was a squirrel

>>692985882
fucking fag

stand up do a 360 then walk out of the place

>>692985585

Geek out; tell her she's one of my favorite porn stars and that I thought she was a good choice for Harley Quinn and how sad I am she wasn't cast in Suicide Squad, no matter how unlikely that would have been. Go home, jack off, post on /b/ about it.

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>>692985844

>>692985795
/thread

>>692985585
The only thing you can do, get up do a 360 and walk away

>>692985585
The only thing you can do, get up do a 360 and walk away

>>692985585
"Hi, Lexi, and yes I watch porn"

>>692986719
180* fucking dumbass a 360 will land you facing the same direction

>>692986501
you have no faith my friend

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Tell her I can't wait to see them tittays

>>692985585
Tell that bitch to leave. I love cock

I would say hi. She would day hi back. Then I would smile and ask her if she'd like to sit with me.

This little light hearted sarcastic remark is enough to break the ice

>>692985585
blow up the place
after feeling dem titties

>>692985585
Anyway
It will never happen
:(

OP what would have you done?

>>692985585
"bitch i aint paying for you"

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do you guys even watch porn?

nod, mumble "hi", eat rest of meal as quickly as possible in awkward silence

>>692986557
WTF

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>>692986811

Are you eating at taco belle? lol bitch got fat

>>692986811
Sure I summer in here

ask her if my mother will die if I don't answer her.

>>692985585

Introduce myself, ask her name. Ask what convinced her to sit with me? Ask her how she keeps such a nice figure if she's eating bullshit like this. Tell her I have to run, but would love to continue the conversation, grab her number, and as I'm leaving ask if she drove herself, or needs a ride.

Like a normal fucking person. Jesus.

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>Wake up

>>692985585
Tell her about the crust in her eyelashes

>>692985585
"Feminine penis or gtfo"

>>692987022
this is the only correct answer

>>692986837
Girls only start doing the strip circuit when no one will hire them for porn shoots anymore. Sad to see her career end

>>692987023
NO
YOU
MUST
BE
FUCKEN
SICK

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Show her a pic of her future self...

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>>692986811
Tits or GTFO

>>692987206
So much hotter...

>>692987325
>>>692987206 (You)
>So much hotter...

Probably. Fat fucks usually are.

>>692985585

>Stare at her with the fact that I don't know her plainly visible on my face.
>Say "Yes?" with an eyebrow raised because I don't like when total fucking strangers watch me eat.
>Stab her with a wooden stake when she tries to inform me about Jehovah's Witnesses and sell me a copy of The Watchtower.

>>692987445
>(You)

Fuck sake.

Are we all going to ignore the face on that guy's ass?

>>692986599
Fucking newfag, You know you're just gonna be facing the same way. Can't wait till summer is over

>>692987624
Kek

>>692987624
Faggot

>>692986557

fucking summer cancer

how's the 14 year old life of LOLXD random?

>fastfood
>eating alone

>what is a drive thru?

>>692987152
Act like I don't know who she is so hopefully we can fall in love and get married and have many little kiddies together. Hopefully this happens some day. She does live in the same city as me

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>>692985844
kekekek

there aren't enough memers good as this

>"Hey I'm meeting my friend here and that's the only other seat at this table"
>Finish my food in peace while friend never comes
>Leave

It's like you guys can't even into avoiding social situations.

>>692985882
Have you ever had a loaded gun pressed against your head by another person?
No?
Then you're exaggerating.

>>692988257

Yes.

>>692988346
Huh, then you should see a psychiatrist, bro.
That kind of reaction to a non-threatening human isn't normal.

>>692985585
Mom's spaghetti

>>692988572

It is if you have social anxiety. At least with a gun to your head you know it'll all be over soon, as long as the trigger is pulled. Or you get robbed. Either instance is done in minutes or less.

Social interaction can be over the span of hours with no foreseeable end as you don't want to be rude and just walk away. In the former scenario can you just say "PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER", then darkness.

>>692986219
...pleb...

At least you wont have to exchange genetalia because she already has all the fucking balls

>I'm not sharing, if that's what you're going to ask

>>692986128
He's a fagit that's why

>>692985585
>hello, you look familiar.
>where have I seen you?

>when you were jacking off.

>ah, that explains it. What are you up to?

Tell her she got dried cum on her eyelash

"You gonna eat that?"

>>692985585
Quietly get up and take my things to that table to the top left corner. Or just eat silently without making eye contact.

I am the mold that god shaped all other betas after.

>Awkwardly stare at her until she leaves again
>Go home wondering if she was interested in me
>make thread on 4chan

>>692986811
Summer day care

>>692989224

Blessings be with ye, Omega Overlord.

>>692988910
Look man, I'm as depressed as the next guy, but I've got shit that needs to be done, regardless of how pointless I think it is at the moment.
And when I go, it isn't going to be by some asshole who only wants to steal and kill.
It's going to be on my terms.

And, if you haven't already, consult a psychiatrist.

>>692988972
savage

>>692989601
And also with you.

say "hey i know you you're they pornographic actress who looks like deceased non-pornographic actress brittany murphy" and then propose intercourse since i was attracted todeceased non-pornographic actress brittany murphy when she was alive and also this gal too

>>692989608

You're thinking of a therapist.

>>692989224
Kek, I can see myself doing that.

>>692985585
Make her buy me subnautica for ps4 when it comes out in august

Be suspicious of her intentions, because I'm an ugly bastard who gets no action.

>>692986811
summer dubs!

>>692985585
Feminazi YouTube 'social experiment' is imminent. Prepare to be provokes.

>>692990157
*Provoked.

I'll buy you some lunch & then we can go to my place & get high and play vidya games. I'll tell you jokes and how awesome Hitler was. Then if i'm in the mood I'll show you my cock and you can suck it while I play ps4.

>>692985882
I know this feel bro, I´d do a 360 and run away.

>>692990304
Asshole she is already buying me subnautica, better back off before i fucking blow off my fedora

>>692986557
Been there anon
I came

>>692985585
wake up

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>>692986811
Welcome to 4chan newfriend

>>692990453
And then Wone time i wen on 8chen and my dick flew off into Moy mums Pussy and she got pregnant and gave birth to 3 pepper steak pussy nuggets

>>692989875
Same difference, get some help.

>>692985585
Reply the thread

>>692990343
>turn 360
>finish on the same direction you were looking at
Wtf fagg

>>692985585
Is she in her lexi or taco form?

>>692991507
We're truly in the summer of our discontent.

>>692991507
>2016
>falling for such an old meme

>>692991116

They're pretty different.

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I don't eat fast food. And even if I did, that would make her a person who eats fast food, possibly regularly—says a lot about who she is. Lose/lose.

>>692991507
If shit sound too dumb, its usually a joke fam. Lurk moar

>>692991507
Being this new

>>692991889
You know what I meant.
If you're American, set up an appointment tomorrow, cause most places are probably closed today.

Otherwise, drop everything and do it right now.

>>692992257

Nah I'm good.

>>692987089
Faggot

>>692987206
fat lexi is best lexi

>>692992579
Then you shouldn't resort death or misery.
You haven't used up all your other options yet.

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>>692985585
Tell her she reminds me of my mom

>>692985585
I wouldn't do anything to her. I don't even know her.

Unlike you OP and the folks here saying they'd fuck her up with a knife or whatever sociopathic nonsense you come up, I don't spend all my time sitting around thinking of evil things to do to people I don't even know.

Has it ever occurred to you that you're mentally ill and you need help? Has it? Because that's the truth. If you sit around all the time thinking about stabbing girls or getting other guys to say they want to do "things" to her, then you have a personality disorder.

Get some help before you hurt yourself or someone else. Seriously.

And if you think your post is funny. Or you think what I'm saying is funny, then that is also a symptom of your mental illness. Normal people don't do that and, by normal people, I mean people who have meaningful, worthwhile lives.

Grow up OP (and others here) and find the courage to take responsibility for your mental illness.

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>>692985585
>Say hi

>Fumble with the spaghetti seeping out of my pocket

>Try to take a bite of my taco

>Spaghetti slipping out the other end of it

>She giggles a little

>Pocket spaghetti soaking my pocket

>She leans in and sucks the spaghetti out of the other end of my taco

>Pocket spaghetti splatters on the floor

>Start burping, farting and shaking

>She laughs harder

>It echoes in my head like a hundred thousand angry birds cawing

>Fall on the floor crying, shitting myself with the hiccups until I puke

>mfw

>>692993097
Ffffff-

>>692985585

>"Hi, nice face."

It's not hard dudes.

>>692985882
Fucking this. I remember the last and first time when I went to a night club because of my stupid friends. A girl like on OP's picture came to me and she introduced herself, I started sweating and I wasn't able to say a word, but I had to man the fuck up so I asked if she loves ice hockey. she looked at me very disappointed and she went away.

>>692992959

this

>>692985585
Ask her why she came to sit with me after she already ate half her shit

>>692985585
I'll Be like:
Hello... Gtfo?...

>>692992961

I mean, I'm not actively going around looking for people to shoot me in the head, m8. If you're raised in Chicago, having a gun pointed toward you is basically like a rite of passage. It'll probably happen at least 3 times before you turn 30.

You know what the person wants, which is either for you to give them your shit, or first degree murder. Maybe both.

But a complete and total stranger? You don't know what the fuck they want or why they went to you in a restaurant full of people. Mix that with a (un)healthy dose of paranoia, and you've got yourself an intensely anxiety inducing situation. And to top it all off, you might still get robbed or killed when you walk outside.

>>692993181
Jeez, take a joke, asshole.

>>692985844
Our hero

>>692985585
Well hello there, smile and get to know her a lot more. Maybe by makingout.

>>692985585
stand up, walk over and put my dick in her mouth.

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most likley choke on food like the autist i am and spit it all over her the assume the fetal possison until my shame has passed

>>692993097
oh no

>>692993181

I know this is copypasta, but I find it kind of interesting how literally no one mentioned a knife or harming her, and instead have talked about how they'd nope the fuck out of there.

>>692994151
hello help helpper

>>692985882
Fuck up pussy. Make sure to feel down there because I think you might have a pussy

>>692985585
Go to next stall, do the same

Honestly, like for real, I can't stand sharing a table at any public place with someone I don't know, if it was a cute girl I would still tell her to fuck off cause I get uncomfortable when a stranger watches me eat.
It has happened in the past, just not with such cute girls but it still pisses me off when I just want to eat something and get the fuck out but someone wants to be social or just annoy me, cause I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

>>692993443

What, did she not like ice hockey? That bitch, she wasn't worth your time.

>>692993097
not again

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>>692993443
top kek

>>692985585
Smokes, lets go.

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>>692987206
I would fuck future her in the pewper slowly and gently. You know, like a gentleman.

>>692994521
But its my last one..

>>692993097
Fuck

>>692993967
Way I see it, I'm a dead man walking anyway.
In a hundred years, no one's going to know I even existed.
Might as well see what happens, and stop worrying about it all.

>>692993097
>

>>692985585
>girl

>>692994712

>And if they start to think it's strange, well they won't think twice if they don't have a brain.

>>692986811
When is school starting again?

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>>692985585
Ask her to stop eating that taco bowl.

>>692995126
She's so fucking hot though.

You are pretty, but you are not getting any of my fries.

>>692994978
That's Lexi Belle, retard.
You can see her getting railed on pretty much every porn site on the net.

I'd ignore her. If she didn't take the clue, I'd just get up and leave.

>>692994393
Tell us more about yourself.

>>692988910

>It's normal if you have social anxiety.

That doesn't make it normal... You need to go get some help dude.

I have a bit of spaghetti fall from my pockets while talking to attractive girls (just one or two noodles...), but you should at least be able to talk to someone without viewing it as worse than having a gun put to your head.

Seriously dude, go get help, that's no way to live.

>>692996705
I am a lvl 80 warrior

>>692985795
That. Who do she think she is.

>>692985585
Use her gaping hallway of a vagina as a trash can.

>>692986811
>>692991507
Summer time over here

>>692996767
not him but what kind of help? going to a psychologist with "I am afraid to talk with girls" seems so cringeworthy

>>692985585
Smile, say hello, ask her what her name is, and don't be a bleeding dumb cunt to her not that hard

>>692985585
I would tell her to stop eating. From what I've seen recently, she's had quite enough.
>Taco bell

take bait and then swear i knew it was bait

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LAY OFF MY TENDIES BITCH THEY'RE EXPENSIVE

>>692985585
>>692987206
Before and after Taco Belle

>>692985585
This actually happened to me. It seemed like the place was crowded and it was only me at a 4 seat table. I think I did the right thing by not taking it as a sign. What does /b/ think?

>>692993097
Fuck you

>>692993097
Why would you even do this?

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>>692997559
do not view a counselor of any kind as your personal guide or someone who gives you a better perspective, life, whatever. Instead, view them as a person is has devoted their life to keep your secrets and respond to you in a way that you find constructive or valuable. If you tell a counselor you're afraid to talk to girls he should ask you constructive questions to figure out why you have the fear and what can be done to help you live better, not "call you out on some ratchet shit"

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>>692999536
You did anon.

>>692985585
SEX HER

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>>692999937

>>692993097
freaking hell

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>>692985585
Tip my fedora and protect her from some assholes

>>692985585
Contemplate the sad life choice I had made that lead to me sitting and eating inside a fast food restaurant alone in the first place, then get up and leave

>>692985585
Talk to her

>>693000476
Nothing wrong with eating at a restaurant alone fag. I do it all the time, not all of us are social butterflies that need friends with them 24/7 to feel good about themselves

>>692987186
Her career didn't end moron.

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i would eat ma mother hecking big mac and tell that independent woman to kindly go fuck erself

>>693000926
Sitting in a restaurant alone and eating is fine, but if its fast food, its weird. The exception being if your stopping while going somewhere and ordering something that can't be eaten while driving, otherwise your being autistic

Tbh I'd probably tense up by the sight of such a beautiful girl. I would be in shock for about a minute. Following an awkward silence. Then I would ask her if she came alone, and why she chose to sit at my table. If she gives me the answer I am looking for. Like"looked like u could use some company" or some shit, I would commence to be myself and just talk

>>692993097

Kill yourself

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>>692985585
Get phone look up lexi belle nudes get hard start asking how much for an hour