None

>inb4 *tips fedora*

>>692978384

The religion of the AI.

Luicfarinism

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Pastafarian

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Catholic

Anglican Church

Buddhist

>>692978384
Episcopalian

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>>692980798
Catholic as well

Latter-Day Calvinist Episcopal Witnesses

agnostic ofc

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Zoroastrian

I'm debating on being a Muslim or Christian... No trolling. Dad is Morrocan Muslim but mom is a French Christian. I've heard both sides of the story. Fuck.... Is there anything in the middle as a musristian?


Inb4 edgy faggots reply

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>>692978384

lol i dunno

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Religious naturalist
My system of religious beliefs is the only correct one
Debate me

>>692981839
Christian.
Mark 12:29-31:
“The most important one,” answered Jesus, “is this: <snip> Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind and with all your strength.’ The second is this: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’ There is no commandment greater than these.”

ezpz

Catholic

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Mormon

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>>692978384

None, I've got a functional brain

>>692981370
pictureforants.jpg

I'm more agnostic now but still hold Roman Catholic beliefs.

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>>692982074
There's nothing to debate. You're just an atheist with arbitrary criteria for morality. Just like any other atheist.

>>692982592
Really??

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>>692982650
Aside from the autism, anon

>>692983055
if you had access to a universal truth, how would you know?

>>692982592
Fucking hate mormans

>>692978384

I SMOKE GOOD NIKKUH

>>692978997
So you believe it's all a simulation?

>>692978384
Jewish.

>>692980798
that's an orthodox pepe

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>>692983308
With science, you dumbass

Protestant

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Lutheran.

Zen is my philosophy. Science is my religion.

/b/

>>692982592

Same. Im mormon if anything, mostly an existential nihlist though.

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Agnostic

raised catholic, confirmed, been an atheist since I was 17.

Hedonist

>>692978384
I'm a Jedi.

>>692978384
Since I started swimming, I became Poseidonian.

>>692983330
Me too dude

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agnostic atheist

>>692984908
>>692983330
same dood

Niggerarian- won't stop living until all niggers are lynched

>>692984742

how the hell do you take Hedonism as a religion, its a philosophical inclination you moron

>>692984957
lel atheist pleb

>>692982592
Friendly reminder that if you don't have at least 3 wives you are un-American.

>>692984957

>Agnostic atheist

If not bait, holy shit how dumb can this board be

>>692985242
>how the hell do you take Hedonism as a religion

Because I can

>implying philosophy of life and religion are different things
>kys

>>692978384
Yezidi

>>692985242
>implying a philosophical inclination can't be a religion...
You disappoint but you do not surprise, my good sir.

>>692978384
Agnostic

>>692985387
why would it be bait

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>>692985387
dumb enough for you to be confidently wrong

>>692985519
kek!

Pastafarian

>>692985242
Kekekekek
Self-fuck

>>692980601
Yeah man

Agnostic atheist ofc

>>692985811
Bobaclat, star, you too!

>>692985424

i fed the troll, didnt I?

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>>692985811

religion is for retards

>>692986321
/Thread

>>692978384
anarchist cause scyhes and shit

>>692986321
>>692986401

samefag

>>692986321
/b/ is for retards too yet here we find ourselves anon

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>>692986321
You, literally.

>>692981839
>Quran (2:191-193) - "And kill them wherever you find them, and turn them out from where they have turned you out. And Al-Fitnah [disbelief or unrest] is worse than killing...
but if they desist, then lo! Allah is forgiving and merciful. And fight them until there is no more Fitnah [disbelief and worshipping of others along with Allah] and worship is for Allah alone. But if they cease, let there be no transgression except against Az-Zalimun(the polytheists, and wrong-doers, etc.)"

i hope youre white

>>692978384

I choose to ignore the 1000s of pieces of scientific evidence because I think a book written by a few guys who didn't know where the sun went at night is far more accurate than all the obvious logic disproving it. It matters not that not a single miracle has ever occurred or been witnessed, because I am afraid of the afterlife and critical thinking.

I am a Christian/Muslim/Jew etc

>>692986708

>literally

No wonder you believe in God, you don't know sentence structure or word definitions. I hope you enjoy church.

who needs one?

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>>692986708
mfw when people say literally when they mean figuratively

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pic related, ask me anything

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>>692987314

>>692987784
What is this?

stallmanist

>>692988206
Scientology

>>692988206
Its an e-meter. Scientologist.

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>>692986708

>>692988206
An e-meter. In layman's terms, we Scientologists use it to measure electrodermal activity, caused by mental charges.

>>692978599
/thread

...also *tips fedora*

>>692987227
Yet if you listen to statisticians they'd tell you that the formation of a solar system is extremely unlikely, let alone billions of them...

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>>692988578

>>692988739
Yet you're fucking retarded and probably learnt to science from CNN.

>>692988206
An E-Meter, otherwise known as an Expensometer. It lets the scammer know how much money to demand from you.

>>692989039
and the atheist is the first to turn to insults...

>>692985493
Heval

>>692978384
sorry, i only deal in absolutes

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Finnish pagan.

>>692989130
i'm the stallmanist, dipshit. and this is /b/, you're supposed to learn to ignore ad hominems.

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>>692989185

Pagan

>>692981839
>I've heard both sides of the story.

Anon, that there are only two sides of the story is a lie.

Most religions pose the question as only having two answers, theirs and the wrong one. They pose the question so that they can control what answers are even possible. They ask loaded questions to guide you to the answer that they want. They stage their questions from within their own worldview.

Look up "begging the question" and "false dichotomy" then go read everything you can about all the different religions and philosophies you can think of.

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I'm a Natural Realist, I fully accept what I can prove for myself and take everything else at face value until I can.

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>>692989906

>>692987784
How much money did it cost to be in a scam religion

>>692990434
A lot. But then again, a BMW is also pretty expensive, and I also don't give a fuck.

Agnostic Wiccan

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>>692978384
I'm normal, I don't have one

>>692988739
Yet if you listened to the statistician beyond the first fucking sentence they would have explained that the moment something happens it ceases to have X probability but instead a probability of 1 because its already fucking happened. Yours is a logical argument

>>692991061
logical fallacy I meant.

>>692980601
*tips fedora*

>>692983416

If you know what I am talking about then it needs no explanation. Epiphany is upon you.

>>692991268
Implying that you're agnostic not an AI believer.

>>692981839
>morrocan muslim and french christian
lmao

Praise the pancake

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The napkin religion

Can't believe in nothing, none i guess

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JESUS wants your semen.

>>692981839

google "Chrislam" but that's kinda dead / fringe anyway

Muslims consider Jesus a prophet as I'm sure you know so I'd go muzzie if I were you. Best of both worlds.

>>692980990
If you're not Asian you're a faggot.
>>692982592
Fucking gay.
>>692983426
Share the shekels, nigger.
>>692984418
Kind of a fedora snowflake here but it isn't bad.
>>692989297
>>692989713
>>692990778
Oh god damn it, does it get any gayer than this shit?

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>>692980601
Touched by His noodly appendage in a cold steel rain.

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>>692983838
Who's the dumbass.. Lmao. Another atheist who doesn't even understand science nor existentialism.

Dudeist

>>692991921
And what are you?

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Suddenly, Dirt Man and Rib Woman realize that they don't have belly buttons.

>>692980601
Hail, yarrr.

>>692991370

Epiphany may never be upon you.

>>692991526
The one true religion. Thankfully, this was revealed to me recently. Peace be upon you Napkin brother

>>692992112
Atheist master race.

666

>>692978384
Agnostic, but I do see a lot of appeal in Mahayana Buddhism.
I just can't commit to enough of the guidelines to call myself a Buddhist.

>>692992560
You certainly don't act like a master.

>>692983055
Not really, I have a set of beliefs that have religious value, and depending on semantics I happen to be an atheist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqD9amv6FS8

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>>692992560

>>692992729
>implying you'd know one if you saw one

>>692993001
Weak banter.

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>>692992729

Dudeism

>>692978384
Evangelical

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Christianity is barbaric. Here's Original Sin in a nutshell: You got a letter in the Mai yesterday explaining that your great great great great....grandfather "Dirt Man" committed a crime in some 3rd world garden resort and you, yes YOU are being held accountable. You will start serving your eternal sentence tomorrow. That is just? Merciful? Hardly. There are many examples of infanticide, genocide, rape, animal cruelty and more in the bible. All endorsed or ordered by their loving, just God.

>>692991921
>Oh god damn it, does it get any gayer than this shit?
>Pagan
>Gay
What are you? A fedora-tipping atheist?

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The All Meat Religion

Religion? HAHAHAHAHA

>>692993706
>>692992560
You guessed it.

>>692994191
*tips fedora*

>>692993706
Paganism is the ultimate cringy tryhard faggot religion.

>>692991526
fuck niggers

>>692994191
>>692994514
Samefag

The story of Noah's Ark is fukin neato till you pause and realize...God killed every baby, every toddler, every old person, every beautiful woman on the fucking planet except for eight people. Why? Because that character is an egotistical maniac. Imagine, if that story were true, how they had to shovel yak shit, gorilla shit, emu shit, red headed woodpecker semen, camel dung, bat shit, canary feathers, porcupine quills, lion furballs, elephant shit, wiener dog poop. The list is very long indeed.

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>>692994603

None

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>>692994979

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Agnostic asatru

>>692992425
Possibilites
Troll ~ 80%
Moron ~20%

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Pornafarian

>>692984957
good one. will save. will help in future arguments with delusional religious ppl

>>692995272
Edgy

>>692978384
Catholic

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>>692988912
>about a god that you don't believe exists
>you
KEK
>implying that is only what atheists "believe"
>not knowing that there is more "evidence" showing that existence of deities on top of common sense and logic telling you the same
>using word belief ; saying "i believe" is like saying "i wish" // you believe something is true = no existing evidence / or / you think something is true = existing evidence makes you think something is true

>>692978384
Question for atheists, why are you guys generally so elitist about your beliefs?
People who follow a religion aren't doing you any harm, so why treat them like shit for no reason?

>>692995135
>Skjermdump
How's it going in Norway?

>>692994514
Why?

none
stop believing in some super ghost with magic fingers

there is none and never will

ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

>>692983249
The fucking muslims ?
cool.

>>692995567
Pretty good

>>692995636
Super ghost magic finger brothers 64.

>>692978384
Only true religion. Islam.

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>>692995537
>People who follow a religion aren't doing you any harm
I'm not an atheist but I have to disagree with your statement.

>>692985604
Atheism is not a religion, if they adapted it as one it is probably gay as fuck.

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>>692995521
Pedo supporter detected. You sick fuck

>>692995537
Most aren't because we realise indoctrination is powerful. However I really fucking hate people who left one religion to join a different one. You realised the religion is bullshit yet failed to realise they are all wrong.

>>692978384
Agnostic.

None, at the moment, but I don't even identify as an atheist. And actually I'm seeking for spiritual enlightenment at the moment. Going to a Buddhist reunion with a friend next friday.

>>692995693
That's a disappointingly short answer. Anyway, thanks for all the excellent metal.

>>692978384
Fucking zionists pieces of shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JaTjSKjJe0

>>692978384
Lutheran

>>692995871
Why is that?
>>692995940
People's beliefs can change, what's so bad about changing religions?
For example going from a deist religion to a non-deist.

Why is it that most atheists I see are so fucking pathetic? Honestly. Every one I've met is a fucking loser. They also have a lot of emotional issues usually stemming from their upbringing cause they had shit parents.

>>692995825
>Islam
>Good for anything
Why do you follow a corrupt book from the 600's?

>>692996272
Also assholes.

"Pagan" is not a singular religion
it is a term that describes many different religions, basically any religion that isn't one of the major world religions is considered Pagan.
If you're not Christian, Jewish, Muslim, Hindu, or Buddhist, then you're pagan

>>692996059
No problem. I was just listening to some

none

>>692978384
bastardism

>>692995537
No harm? Religion has been and continues to be a huge obstacle to advancements in science and medicine and, some religions like the RCC teach against birth control and condom use. They also encourage genital mutilation and their doctrine of eternal punishment is a form of mental abuse taught to innocent children.

>>692996261
Changing belief from indoctrinated to not indoctrinated is fine, going from not indoctrinated to indoctrinated means you're either A) brain dead or B) Extremely Irrational. Since the brain dead don't tend to speak to me much I assume Irrationality. Irrational people are whats wrong with this world in every single fucking way.

>>692996261
Well for some reason the followers of a certain religion are quite eager to separate the head and body of anyone, who disagrees with them. That includes atheists.

>>692996361
This is pretty much right.

>>692995537
I'm not openly like that in real life, but yes I do look down on people for believing in religion and it's just simply because it's not an intelligent thing to believe in. But I keep it to myself to be polite.

Protestant here

>>692992059
Fellow dudeist here, take 'er easy, dude.