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GUESS DICKSIZE THREAD How to play: > anons will post dicks
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GUESS DICKSIZE THREAD

How to play:
> anons will post dicks
> other anons will guess size
> anon will say correct or incorrect


This experiment came from /adv/ because there was a discussion if femanons could correctly estimate the size of dongs.

I will start.
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>>692973816
Bump
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Going with 4
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>>692974540
Incorrect
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femanon from the adv thread here. i go with 6,6-7. keep in mind that i usually work with cm
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>>692973816
6.5 length a little over 5 girth
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>>692974867
also 5,5 girth
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guess mine
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>>692975091
7
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>>692974933
Correct! 6.5-7 it is, but probably 6.5 now because I don't think I'm at my best in the pic
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>>692973816
5 inches
>guess
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>>692974867
Also correct, good eye, it's bullshit girls can't guess size, or they doing it on purpose, to brag
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>>692975587
They can't thats a dude, you think a girl is going around rating dicks in her free time?
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>>692975274
6.2
6.5 on a good day
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>>692975706
If you stop spending time on /b/ you will notice there are actually quite some girls on 4chan
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Penis.
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>>692975706
kek. i'm pretty sure i'm a girl

>>692975091
that's harder because there's no hand for comparison. i'd say 5.5 and 4.6 girth

>>692975476
also hard with nothing to compare to. i'd say 6.2 and 5.4 girth
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>>692976077
wew lad
8.4?
girth 6?
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>>692976354
Here's another one, I thought side profile view was always the best. And no you're a little more then an inch off. Here it is in a standard hotdog bun
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>>692976585
Both great guesses!
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>>692976742
holy kek

this time i'd go with 7.4. it's hard to estimate without knwoging how tall a guy is etc. but having a hand for comparison is actually helpfull
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>>692976742
6.5 x 5, anything else and you're lying.
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>>692976986
oh well, you could have told me you work in cm. that would have made it easier.

the girth was off a lot. but that's really hard to estimate tbh
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>>692977055
Check em, you're right. 7.5 inches, I'm only 5'9 btw
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>>692976986
HOly shit nigger that's almost 9
Fucking nice


>Tfw only 7 inches
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>>692977234
>>692976986

Kek. This guy really wants us to believe he has a 6.7 inch girth.
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>>692977413
Come on dude you can barely fit one hand on your cock and you're trying to tell people 7.5 inches?
>>692977198
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>>692977234
It's not off by all that much and it's a bit thicker at the base anyway.
>>692977415
Thanks anon.
>>692977488
??? Look at the image again.
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>>692977632
I have oddly big fingers and hands for my size, same with my feet. Size 11, go get a standard hot dog bun and measure it out and add like a half inch maybe an inch and there you go. Don't be so jelly
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>>692977488
pretty possible. my bf's cock is 7.8 and 6 girth. since that anons cock is almost 9 inches, it's absolutely possible he has a girth of 6,7. it surealy looks like it. now stop being jelly. i bet that anon has turned a few girls off my hitting their cervixes. and he must be really lucky to find a girl that lets him do anal. it's not all unicorns and rainbows with such a huge cock
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>>692977801
>>692977488
Shane diesel is just under 7 inches around and he looks like this.
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>>692977860
Your hands are small bro wth are you on? Keep trying to prove otherwise, you know how big you actually are. Also over 6 in girth is incredibly rare less than 1 in 20,000 will have it yet theres 3 guys in this thread with one.
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>>692978042
0.3 inches can make a lot of a difference when it comes to girth
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>>692978147
Not the guy who claimed he was 6 inches thick, go be a fuckass jealous small dick salty fuckin cunt somewhere else fuck mat
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>>692978251
I'm bigger than you, kill yourself. Tired of seeing you post that manlet body in every thread
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>>692978425
Prove it faggot
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>>692978147
This is me chubbed up, not fully hard with one hand around it
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>>692978425
>>692978570
whoa dudes. calm your titts. what's the matter? why is it so important to you if this anon is actually 6 inches or not?
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>>692978186
Not this much of a difference.
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>>692978781
am laffin
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>>692978042
Anon, assuming you're >>692977488 either you can't read the numbers on measuring tape or your math is off. I never claimed my cock is 6.7" in girth.
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>>692978884
TAKE THAT OFF! holy crap that looks painfull
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>>692978792
Why lie? It's funny OP has a bigger dick than that guy yet he thinks OP is only 5 inches, kek. Also that pic isn't me I don't care what a bunch of fags think about my dick I just don't understand the lying
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How exactly does everybody measure their penis? Is there an image someone can share because im not sure if theres a special method or something.
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>>692978884
Shit man I'm going to do that

>Hope my dick doesn't die
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Guess /b/
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>>692979125
6.4
girth 5.6
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>>692978974
It wasn't the best idea in the world.
>>692979107
You can just RIP AND TEAR the cardboard off anyway.
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>>692979356
lmao at those pics. yes, your cock looked like it was suffering. do you have a flaccid pic?
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>>692979413
7.7
girth 5.9
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>>692973816

FUCK OFF AND DIE FAGGOT
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Looking for the pictures of the guy who sometimes posts on the dick rate thread

He takes pictures in his bed?
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>>692977860
kek how long is a hot dog bun, 7 inches? You can't even fit your entire dick inside it, you broke the bun halfway so it'd fit faggot. Your not even 7 inches
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>>692979643
5.9
Girth 5.5
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>>692979606
Very close
7.5x5.5
Within a inch........... we have a winner folks
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>>692978978
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>>692979356
>You can just RIP AND TEAR the cardboard off anyway.

Yup
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>>692979830
you faggots stop with that nonsese now and instead estimate dick size. mkay?
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>>692980057
Kek poor guy
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>>692979959
awww
almost
i'm suprised i can guess that "accurately", kek
though i'd fuck up majorly
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>>692979460
At least it made for interesting pictures.
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>>692973816
i actuallr read in an article(i should find it)
females consistantly guess wrong the size of their partners
always assuming the penis was bigger than it actually was
being 5 inches and she would think it was 7, for example
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>>692979830
If I couldn't fit my entire dick inside it wouldn't that mean it's too big for the bun? Cause it being too small to fit in a bread bun makes no sense
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>>692980128
Just proving this faggot wrong because it is a guess dick size thread if you haven't fucking noticed. Try taking sneaky camera angles and lying about your size in another thread faggot
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>>692980310
fucking autist your reading comprehension is worse than your pathetic body. You dick is shorter than hot dog bun you can tell from your pic because you had to shorten the bun to make it fit. A bun is 7inches so gtfo liar
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>>692980292
so, you're a grower and a shower. congrats, anon.
i dunno. something about falccid cocks is pretty arousing to me
you can post more silly dick pics if you want. i like them
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>>692979294
Quite close anon
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>>692980446
Oh u mad, pretty much when someone gets this mad about it I just assume your dick is substantially smaller
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>>692980593
aww shit. told ya girth is harder
oh well, i tried my best
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>>692980483
Thanks, figured at least they're something different.
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>>692980593
Folded 1st inch. Super loose girth measurement.
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>>692980738
5,8
girth 5.5
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>>692980617
Think what you want, you obviously are insecure as fuck if you have to lie about your size.
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>>692980874
saved the chopper. that put a smile on my face
do a silly dance for me?
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>>692981025
Lol yeah im sorry i have to agree. Theres no way his dick is as big as be claims he is.
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>>692978884
How much are you claiming your girth is then?
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>>692980906
5.1 both
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>>692980897
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>>692980897
Lol
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>>692981349
7?
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Guess
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>>692973816
So then you want a bunch of guys telling you how small your dick is??..
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>>692982055
Checked
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>>692981091
Eh, don't think I have any of a silly dance but I do have a bunch more in general. Can't record right now.
>>692981264
Try reading the number on the measuring tape anon. Hint: it's not 17cm.
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>>692982530
you and your cock seem to have a good time. i love it
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>>692982679
If I can't have fun with it, what's it for, right?
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>>692982949
dat twitch at the beginning
fucking hngggg
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>>692973816
It's a bunch of dudes here, they'll all say 7 or 8, after years of exaggerating their own penis size it's all they have.

Here's my joke:
Why aren't there any female carpenters?
Because they've been told all their life this is 8 inches.
Photo related.
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>>692983151
Oh?
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Guess the dimensions. Maybe r8 too?
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>>692983268
feck. i like those dick twitches... your vids really got me going
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i want to say you're a size cant-pleasure-a-girl-for-shit.
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>>692983362
that's a nice one. perfect size and dimensions, only flaw i'd say is the color, i prefer lighter dicks and scrotums. 9/10 would slurp on. can you send me more pics by email?
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Guess this, noggers
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>>692983388
Glad you like 'em!
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>>692983758
Don't do e-mail. But here is another view.
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>>692984037
that's triggering my penis envy
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You should all kys gay fags
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>>692984148
!!!TRIGGERED!!!
>>692984206
You first, anon!
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>>692984345
no one cares there's the same one guy replying to you, way to derail the thread with your limp dick faggot
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>>692984345
is it weird that i would like to have your cock attached to me but cringe at the thought of it hitting my cervix. i guess i'm just a weirdo
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>>692984439
7 inch 4.8 girth pencil dick
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>>692984129
yesss! snapchat or kik maybe?
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>>692973816
5"
easy
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>>692984028
10 inches?
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>>692984483
Love you too, anon!
>>692984603
Positions really make all the difference when it comes to avoiding that.
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>>692984028
Length is probably no less than 7.5, but the girth must be major, this thing is fat.
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guess

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/cas/5666387113.html
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>>692984979
Hahahaha no chance, it's a bit less than that my friend.
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>>692985114
Hahaha, thank you I think.
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>>692984028
probably 7 inches by 5.3 hard to tell from that angle
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>>692973816
6 in
>>692975091
7 in
>>692976077
7 in
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>>692985394
Nah you're quite a bit off, try increasing all measurements.
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>>692985487
try posting proof, thats about how big I am and you are not much bigger than me
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>>692984797
Sorry to say I don't use either of those. What is it you like about it?
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>>692985464
That looks like a smaller version of Danny D's cock.
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>>692985565
7.9 by 6.3, I'd lost proof but I'm at work, sadly.
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>>692984028
Can you fit three hands around that?
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>>692978884
Is that usable? Do chicks actually let you impale them with that meat spear?
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>>692973816
Jdjdj
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>>692985640
God damn thank you anon
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>>692985773
nah I remember you from the other night your dick fits inside a 5.5 toilet roll. idk what you get from lying about your size
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>>692986179
Yeah, I mean there's bigger ones out there. Women vary in size just like men though so it can be a bit difficult.
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>>692985574
you should get a snapchat right now, it's not that hard to set up. I just love how long it is and how the head is the perfect shape. It's just a really good looking dick, what more can I say? wish you'd shave though...
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>>692973816
roast me /b/
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>>692987601
Ur fat do about my size. 4"
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>>692985834
Yeah I can, actually.
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Step right up,
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Guess it /b/
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>>692988824
whats your girth honestly?
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>>692977055
Hands come in different sizes you know
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>>692988939
7.5 maybe?
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>>692987874
It's 4.7 actually
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>>692978884
>>692979356

damn shame you're built like a ladyboy
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>>692989125
6 but that feels good to hear. Have a picture of my ass
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>>692977872
Implying more length = more girth
6.7 girth is HUGE. It's out there but it's HUGE.
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>>692989059
Like 5.3 to 5.4 Get a boost if I have a cock ring though.
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>>692978186
lol you know fuck all
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>>692989595
I said honestly
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>>692989572
He's maybe 5.5 girth no way 17 cm like the picture claims
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guess guise
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>>692989719
I jest not sir. I have medium sized hands and if I'm full on I am a good shot away from being able to complete an okay symbol
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>>692989386
Huh? I'm not fat or buff but I'm not exactly effeminate. I'm 189cm tall and have pretty broad shoulders.
>>692989787
I can't believe you still can't read. The picture doesn't read 17cm.
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>>692990206
stop posting you are literally retarded.
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>>692990376
It's at the 16 line, anon. The 17 is further from the line that matches up with the start of the tape measure than the 16.
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>>692990376
I think he's supposed to be faking "16cm" which is still a huge lie.
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>>692984451
Self bump
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>>692989003
Self Bump
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>>692978884
>>692984028
The two biggest dicks on the thread, genuine monsters, and funnily enough they are called out for being "fake" or "lies". What's the point of these threads when 80% of the posters are insecure and envious?
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Can one of you cock monsters tribute this?
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>>692991310
We're not the ones lying about our size, stay mad because we're not a bunch of retarded 14 yo girls from omegle.
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>>692975706
Yeah i am actually
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>>692991670
But they're not lying. It's you developing the construct that they are lying. You're just in disbelief because it doesn't match up to what you want. If someone posted exactl measurements as proof you'd say it was flawed or false.
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Too small you faggot
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>>692991961
Feel free to post a legit measurement, the two guys with the "monster cocks" always lie and post fake measurements I think that says enough.
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>>692992371
which do you think is the actual biggest in thread then? non-fake
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