Waifu claiming thread.
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>>692954727
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Kill self Kirino
gayretard who likes blake signing in
>>692963508
not claiming homura, this is just for the other homu poster. cause I'm a cuck like that.
>>692963416
Well, me and my friend talk through Skype, so it's not like it'd be hard to post them again. Plus, I wouldn't be asking till tonight anyways.
>>692963579
This
A guy who just can't handle his life anymore and just lives to spread out drama should consider this
>>692963286
but /b/ is incredibly transient, what if they are missed? some of us have murrica day and other shit to do.
>>692963674
sure but that doesn't mean i'll recognize you.
>>692963826
It's pretty hard to confuse me.
>>692963713
>>692963579
>posts hate messages on a thread
>calls someone ELSE out on spreading drama.
you two are retards aren;t you?
would that be a great waifu?
Somebody loves you
Never lose hope
N A N I
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>>692963986
but I have no idea who your waifu is by heart.
>>692963579
>>692963579
Kek
You still going on about months ago?
Or point out something recently please.
>>692964122
i love you ;o;
roll
>>692964186
why do these guys hate you lmao
>>692964132
>>692963616
>>692964203
Take 2 (you)s love :3
>>692964186
What did you do to them? :(
Claimed.
Happy 4th from birb 2.0
>>692964132
Then just ask for Makoto. Or if the name is too hard to remember, I'm known for talking about motorcycles. That should help a little.
>>692964271
also, this is the one I want translated the most myself. its the only one where madoka comes up in conversation.
>>692964387
Birb 2.0
>>692964387
*quack* 2.0
>>692963627
Well thanks once again.
>>692963282
>see, is that so hard?
A bit because it doesn't respect her original personality and intents.
>>692963609
Thanks but I definitely don't fit with some persons, not working with everyone is something to be expected and I don't really care much about it though.
>>692964234
I'm used to it by now.
I really don't care much by this point
>>692964352
They're upset over me talking about shit from months ago. Or something happened recently that I don't know about
>>692964401
makotocycle. got it.
>>692964186
i like you
>>692964477
well i was asking why exactly
>>692964477
I'm a scat porn guy too :0
>>692964494
You probably shouldn't
>>692964568
Basically talked about my problems on here a while ago. About it.
N A N I
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>claiming yume
>>692964478
...how is it that no one has called me this before?
>>692964717
why do they hate you for it?
>>692964123
>>692964768
What's wrong with her voice?
claimed
>>692963245
>Blake
I'm pretty sure wasn't because I would have remembered something
>>692963286
>Makoto
>that blush
Makoto pls
>>692964352
>>692964352
>>692964352
Thank (You) bby
>>692964717
why?
>>692964850
Probably because I done it a lot.
I realise it was cringe and useless now, but it was nice just talking to someone I guess.
>>692964912
It is the blessed sound of heaven, the very trumpet of the Archangels.
>>692964970
What? Akiko this is not new, pls
>>692965036
i personally dont see a problem with that. must have been more to it, if they still hate you for it
>>692964970
well, here
https://mega.nz/#F!A4QxWLbJ!fDeTPb5DDPPjvXyFw2PMcQ
>>692964476
>thanks
No problem, I'm glad you like the images in the first place
>a bit
neither does waifuing her in the first place.
I'M AWAKE
I'M ALIVE
>>692965352
Froge. How goes it?
>>692965030
Well, I can't stop you for liking me I guess. I don't even know who you are.
>>692965242
They will probably respond to that and tell you if there is. I got no clue.
>>692965273
>>692965167
Are you celebrating God (America) day?
>>692965273
2 homos? :0
>>692965500
>>692965522
>2 homosexuals.
How did you know?
>>692965499
apparently something to do with discord, so that implies a lot of you guys know each other personally, so maybe its personal beef
>>692965273
Not waifuing her is what confuses me but I guess it's all about ideals. Even two different Homura waifuists can see her in a very distinct way, like the artist of those scribbles and me.
>>692965666
someone stole a waifu.
>>692965666
The thing is I haven't said shit about my life in Discord. So more than likely he was just saying it to stir shit.
Sup Satan.
>>692964451
Cat 1.0
>>692965522
If you mean grill ten pounds of beef and playing with fire, then yah. My weeb friends all did that together Saturday.
Today I'm just enjoying being off work.
>>692965743
lmao in the discord, or my satan get?
>>692965833
lmao so is there some kind of official waifu thread Discord server setup?
>>692965496
It goes good! How are you?
>>692965665
I'm bi it's ok :3
#lovewins
>>692965855
Sounds fun, hope you enjoy the day :0
>>692965695
Not waifuing her is what you should do if you don't intend to follow through with the relationship. It's staking a claim on someone you are pretending you aren't claiming. You can love homura without making constant reference that she is your wife you know?
the problem is that before you ammended your ideals yours where conflicting, as getting into a comfy romantic relationship then spurning that waifu is pretty mean spirited, and idealizes homura in an unhealthy way as not going that extra step is just more likely to be insulting, possibly to madoka as well. Imagine if you could never touch someone or be seen by someone and then the person that someone settled down with wouldn't touch her.
>>692966013
Well not really.
From what I gather there is a clusterfuck of 3rd party programs that people seem to use. I'm in one with some Overwatch guys.
Theres a Telegram group but yeah.
>>692966132
or in this case, Love doesn't win. because I'm cucking out myself for straight homufags. but thats not their fault or anything.
>>692965499
thats ok then i guess
My waifu
>>692966238
ah. i only talk to one of you guys outside of this, and thats from a guy who i met back when i posted here 10 months ago. its on steam
>>692965194
Doesn't matter
I've seen the sunset a thousand times, but it's still beautiful
>>692965242
Thank you
I sure do love nekos
>>692966326
>>692966326
I'm always available if you need me :3
>>692966626
>>692966515
np, my entire folder is about twice the size of that with some mp4s and webms, but that would take even longer to upload than that sample folder
>>692965846
Birb II
>>692966114
Not too bad. Trying to fall asleep before it gets too late. Gotta get up early to go get my grandma a birthday present.
>>692966515
I wonder how you'd react to the lewd pics from this artist...
>>692966679
what exactly do you plan on doing?
>>692966781
>>692966958
HAVE NOT
>>692967017
>>692967017
Why live?
>>692966781
I like to snuggle c:
But I'm always available for a chat :o
>>692965244
>>692965244
>>692965244
>>692965244
that's a lot of (You)'s
roll
>>692967122
Because I'm used to being alone.
>>692967152
I don't know, that sounds really straight, are you sure you aren't a guy?
>>692967263
this ones pretty interesting. I'll translate this one since I know exactly what it says homufag.
>>692967429
It's a great pic, I'm a bit worried the translation will not be to my taste but I will be interested to know what it's supposed to say anyway.
>>692967263
I am, aren't you a guy too? :O
>>692967241
roll
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>>692967429
anon:I love you
Waifura: I know, Because you say it all the time. What do you mean saying it abruptly?
anon:Today is white day.
Waifura:you mean, because I don't say it back you want it returned?
Anon: Yes
Waifura:... I see
>>692965202 (QT)
What's wrong?
>>692967717
That was cute.
>>692967626
No.
>>692967572
Its just one of those japanese things. Homura is supposed to be archetypally one of those cold girls who gets embarrassed being affectionate.
so uh.
how are you guys.
>>692966370
Fuckin' character progression
>>692966711
fukken saved
I am curious to those webms now
>>692966715
I'm sure I woudn't mind seeing them
How much do I have to roll for those?
>>692967977
oh my, well its all good, hope you find someone then :0
>>692967572
Also i Love this image, and I feel like homura never teaching madoka how to /k/ is a missed opportunity. Unfortunately, I know from experiance those cork shooters rarely shoot straight no matter what you do.
Claimed, desu~
Claimed
>>692968032
i can give you the mp4 i already have on my mega
warning, super lewd
https://mega.nz/#!M5Zj2YCQ!Q4UHt48exl6_DPJJsusQaj2g7aTZYSMkOd6fZyA4MxI
>>692968186
what does "~" mean?
>>692968015
I always hate shows like this, where the girls are literally slaves yet the guy is always very shit and doesn't handle them well at all.
>>692968199
cute
>>692968236
Can someone pick Chen up already?
>>692968323
>>692968421
>>692968032
>Rolling for lewds
Akiko, I'm even stingier than Karen. You won't get lewds from me, you're better off saucing and finding them in the Boorus.
>This is as lewd as I have saved anyways
>>692968186
Bongo took time getting used to. Once I started treating her like a Heavily armored Cruiser rather than a BB, things went better for me. Too bad my teams mostly sucked hard ass no matter how well I was doing.
>>692968311
Kinda like a teasing semi-sexual yet acting either innocent or hard to get, desu~
>>692968499
claimed
>>692967977
I assume her to be that way, that's part of what makes her a kuudere even tho her personality was shaped heavily by those first timelines.
>>692968124
Wew, that's a bit on the lewd side.
>those cork shooters rarely shoot straight
Isn't that why they exist? To make you fail miserably and waste your money?
>>692968236
>not on phone
>>692968386
Fuck off Konata.
>>692968520
This is true. She's high speed enough to get in and out of battles with little to no damage. Plus her secondaries are strong enough to get in a little close, desu!
>>692968537
My friend on telegram does it 'o'
This changes everything ;o;
>>692968652
~~~~~~~~~~
>>692968622
But, I called you and you forgot to answer.
>>692968718
~~~~~~ :o
>>692968718
Then they probably want the D. In the end, it's just a playful little thing, desu.
Happy fourh of July
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>692968323
I agree, it gets annoying as fuck sometimes, and I don't like the whole slavery thing either, but later on in the story, they even out a bunch.
The entire manga is great IMO.
It's just something about an all powerful sociopathic being starting to fall in love with a person that keeps her in check.
After all, she DID terrorize the synapse
>>692968695
Now I dunno about not taking damage, because I took plenty. But I did almost managed to get 2 kills within AA range. But my main guns were like, .5 seconds too slow, and they managed to get the final shot on me. That was an interesting match for sure though.
>>692968622
I'm just posting them mostly in order, waifura and this guy have a healthy sex life.
As for me, I dont see homura as hard to express her feelings at all really. I think the kuudere personality takes so much effort for her to maintain. Thats why I like homura so much, she's an emotional character and the kuu is just a mask. But I understand the idea that after wearing it too long it can be difficult to remove as well.
I'm trying to remember the picture that got corrupted in the last thread.
>>692968900
roll~
>>692968913
I see :o
>>692968945
Best country in the world
>>692968945
Happy freedom day, desu!!
>>692968652
Beat me to her..
I challenge thee to a duel... of.. EXPLOOOSHUNS!
>>692969013
I love slavery myself, but only if they handle that slavery right. and because its harem anime you can gaurentee there wont ever be real training and discipline.
>>692969135
Ah, now I remember, 99% sure its this one you missed.
anyone else got their waifus as their wallpapers?
>>692968945
God save the Queen
:^)
>>692969079
Is she upgraded at all? I always felt her mains moved at a decent enough speed, desu.
>>692969386
IOWA waifu
>>692969135
Agreed completely, she was actually very straightforward by the beginning of the story.
>I'm trying to remember the picture that got corrupted in the last thread.
If the name helps it should be 55027391_p33.jpg
>>692969462
>>692969244
Hell yeah
>>692969386
I like this pic a lot
>>692969469
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>692969545
Iowa is currently sleeping. They were working all nigbt, desu.
>>692969492
Fully upgraded, even have the main thereby upgrade for that rotation and firing range boost. 52 second 180° rotation.
>>692969788
Smugs, send a rack of ribs my way.
>>692969788
It's fantastic indeed. Motivating selfie.
>>692969862
*night, dammit. Stupid keyboard, desu.
>>692969862
god i love her. never in my life would i have expected to bust a nut to a naval ship
>>692969788
How will you celebrate this fine day, good sire?
How're you doing?
>>692969580
ah, it was this one then. >>692969462
back to your regularly scheduled lesbian middle schooler marries a guy 1 and a half foot taller than her and is in the middle of pillow talk.
to be fair though, it's my headcanon that megucas are frozen at the age they contract.
>>692970088
>>692970191
>>692969922
Wow. That's weird. Oh well, I still love her <3
>>692969993
Iowa is indeed 100% pure freedom, which is the spiritual embodiment of sexy. As amazing Iowa is, Kongou is my only boat, desu~
>>692970245
>>692970306
proportions are very bad in 2 so i skipped them, but picnicing homura is never too badly scribbled to post.
>>692970264
I probably just need to hit gud. My friend is always boasting about 2 citadel hits a match, meanwhile I freak out if I get 1 hit in 5 matches. Most the time I end up taking the full fury of half the enemy team before I can even manage to get a good salvo off, so I go down before I end up making any good difference. In the match.
>>692969922
Baby, why don't you come my way?
>did you see my pics last night?
>>692969981
Wouldn't say motivating. Just a really nice pic
>>692970058
Go to relatives and have another cook out. Maybe no fireworks
>>692970430
waifura talking to him about the thickness of breadslices.
>>692970264
agreed. ive fapped to some weird shit, but iowa is one of the weirdest.
dont care though, its the 4th of july and i need to celebrate being an amerifat by masturbating once again to the glorious ship
>>692970575
I got nothing here.
>>692970535
Scrub~
>>692970562
No, the selfie is attempting to motivate. Cause friendship, desu.
>>692970688
>>692970714