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Ive never been able to pull my foreskin all the way back and last time I got a bj, she complained about the smell. Ive been working on stretching it back all the way but was wondering if there was a way to get rid of the smell before Im able to bring it back all the way
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The smell is from the natural microbiome laced under the foreskin. Same reason it's always a little moist. Only way you can fight it is by rinsing with alcohol twice a day, which will lead to irritation, or circumcision.
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You have either osmosis or phimosis, I forget
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>>692960810

Use lube and keep pulling the skin back, it will stretch and losen. Use antibacterial wash to rinse out under the foreskin, then use water. That should shift your dank smell.
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>>692961198
>You have either osmosis or phimosis, I forget
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Get circumsized, its the reason people do it. Enjoy your dick cheese and chainchoker tip tho
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>>692961198
>osmosis
Phimosis you retard, osmosis is a chemical reaction.
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>>692961381
Lol you can pull foreskin back and wash under it you retarded ass jew
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>>692960810
Keep stretching, use vaseline to help. Doing it in a warm bath as well. Don't go too fast or you risk paraphimosis. Search "norm uk" for more advice.
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>>692961446
Osmosis isn't a chemical reaction you fucking dipshit. It is water passively moving through a selectively permeable membrane.
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>>692961647
>>692961218
Thanks. Should I use it on the little ring of tight skin?
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>>692961446
>osmosis is a chemical reaction
Wow the retardation is high
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>>692961723
>>692961446
What's the thing where you move objects with your mind then?
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>>692961723
nigga filtration is a fucking chemical reaction
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>>692961446
>chemical

Pls be trolling
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>>692961506
>jew
If he was jewish he wouldn't have foreskin.
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>>692961867
i dunno it's osteoporosis right?
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>>692961867
>move objects with your mind
That would be telekinesis.
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>>692961867
Telekinesis? If OP had telekinesis he could move his foreskin.
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Try soap and water
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get a new gf
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>>692960810
why the fuck aren't you circumcised? your parents must have been some of those disgusting liberals sex fiends.
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>>692961891
No it's not. Chemical reactions create something new. Filtering is just a physical change.
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>>692961953
No no that's alkalosis
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>>692960810
Tell that bitch to shut the fuck up and keep her eyes open as you blast in her eyes. When she complains about the stinging say, "is that all you do bitch, complain?"

Don't let bitches punk you or you're the bitch. Fag.
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>>692961218
This. Ultimately, the only way to get rid of the smell is to pull the skin right back, so you can wash properly.

It can be done, because I did it myself. Am now the proud owner of a hooded, cheeseless schlong. Just keep on stretching, a little every day, say every time you shower.
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>>692962052
>If OP had telekinesis he could move his foreskin
LOL
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diet is very important
eat more fruit
pineapples
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>>692962060
wait, what is that on his dick?
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>>692962408
How long did it take you?
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>>692962060
god dammit the thumbnail even makes me gag now
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>>692960810
You should have smacked that cunt for speaking during a BJ.
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>>692962490
Heroin
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>>692962456
That only affects the taste and smell of cum, if you got a colony of smegma on your dick, it won't do anything
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>>692962490
French dip
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>>692962826
You would know, fag.
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Seriously how people grow up with this kind of problem??? Don't you have sex ed classes, internet, or the slightest bit of curiosity about your fucking body?

I pulled my shit when I was 10~12yo, if you grew up with it go to the doctor get your dick chopped because you clearly don't deserve it
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>>692963051
My sex-ed classes only ever talked about the anatomy of a cock, safe sex and consent. Never said anything about cleaning out cheese
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>>692963051
Right on.
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>>692960810
and this is the same board with uncut ugly ass faggots talking about how good it is to be uncut. enjoy your dick smell you fucking dick cheese loving faggots.
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>>692963263
Enjoy never having a little pocket to hold your cum after you jerk off loser
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>>692962569
Honestly for me it would happen randomly. I remember a girl sitting on my lap and she rubbed against my cock and pulled it for me, hurt like a fucking bitch but now when I'm hard my cock skin stretched and it's like an inch bigger.
Good luck man, it's like having a 10/10 cock
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>>692960810
pull it forward and wash inside the foreskin you moron.
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>>692963470
Thx for the help dude Ill send u pics when Im succesful (no homo)
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Anon go yo a fucking doctor it shouldn't smell bad
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>>692962490
Smegma
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>>692963263
normal uncut dick can be cleaned properly without problems. not being able to pull your foreskin is called phimosis and it isn't normal. cutting part of your fucking dick isn't normal aswell.
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Try not having a gross alien cock that weirds girls out
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>>692962569
Dunno, it was about twenty years ago. But not long, maybe a few weeks.

Thing is, I still do it, because sometimes it seems to be getting tight again. Maybe I'm just paranoid.

Anyhow, the first time you get laid with the skin pulled back, it feels fucking amazing. You're about to find out what you've been missing anon - I envy you.
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A small surgery can correct this, then learn to wash your penis correctly, it won't take more than 30 seconds in the shower, and your life will improve a billion percent.
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>>692960810
had phimosis as a kid.
docs told me (and parents told me) to try to pull it back every day.

then became partial phimosis when someday I pulled back last millimeter and exposed the crown of the glans on one side.

another six months were required to gradually pull back the rest.

Never bled. Hurt a bit when I pulled too much, but there's a sweet spot where you can "unstick" the foreskin from the glans without hurting yourself.

When revealing the crown of the glans, that was full of smegma there. For the first time I could wash my dick entirely and it smelled better from there on. Delicate scrubbing with hot water, and a touch of soap everyday and your gf will love bjs.
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>>692964620
Just with soap and water right?
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>>692960810
This is one of those legit situations to talk to the doctor about circumcision
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>>692964428
Thanks grandpa. Appreciate some mature advice and I cant wait
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>>692965088
Sure. You don't want to use anything too irritating in such a sensitive area.
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>>692965192
I dunno dude is it even worth seekng a dlctor about? Everyones saying just work on pulling it back which seems to be easy enough if I try doing it every day
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>>692961506
>jew
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>>692960810
Get a circumcision. It's cleaner healthier and it's the future we don't need foreskins anymore. Just like we don't need body hair. Having a foreskin is primitive and disgusting. Also just becuase some religious shit heads do it, doesnt mean its not healthy. This superficial nonsense about keeping your foreskin is fucking stupid. Get he wi th future cut it off and do your part in the manual evolution of our species.
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>>692965329
Well that is an option if you're able to do it. But if the skin is too tight for that, you have a problem. I'd say it doesn't hurt to talk to an actual doctor about it, unless it's very costly to go to a doctor where you live. But given how important part of your dick is to you, I'd still probably go ask a doctor.
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>>692965515
you know... "manual evolution" made me chuckle.

also, avoiding masturbation in little boys was the original primary aim of circumcision.
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>>692965515
America, mudslimes, and Jews are the only ones that do it. It's not a thing of the future, uncut cocks look so much better and they're sensitive and fun to play with.
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>>692965733
Shill info detected
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>>692965755
No they don't you fucking caveman
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>>692965851
Lmao enjoy your saltiness because your cock is broken.
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>>692965755
>oy if ppl I don't like do it it must be bad

Stupid shit logic.
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>>692961198
Phimosis. I had it and I fixed it myself in 48 hours.
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>>692965792
Well, that's one of the original reasons for Americans do it in wide scale.
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>>692965922
Lol have fun with your bacterial infection and smelly dick. You degnerate
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>>692965960
How bad was it? Howd you fix it so quick?
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She just doesn't want to suck your dick!
I've had girls suck mine after its been in their ass, so yeah its not the smell; ITS HER.
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>>692965755
The funny thing is you can't say anything about a circumcised duck when you have never had one. EVERYONE thinks it's fun to jack off retard. And I know girls who would only date circumcised men. Who the fuck cares what you have
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>>692960810
It's something you should go see a doctor for, like for real, it's a common problem they can fix
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>>692965960
With rubber bands and a paperclip?

>2016
>having to "fix" your broken penis
>not being circumcised

topkek
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>>692965922

How would we even know the difference?

Your dick resembles that of a dog.

Do you hump furniture too?
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>>692965937
You seem to have missed the part where the majority of the world is uncut, only mentally ill and sheeple use circumcision. Enjoy your circlejerks with the dune coons and kikes.
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>>692966122
He tied his foreskin to the back of a friend's car and told him to step on the gas

Shit's loose as fuck now I bet
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>>692966249
Lol keep on shilling you tribal Moron
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>>692960810
use soap
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>>692962052
TOPKEK
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>>692966015
>thinking normal cocks with basic hygiene get these
that's hilarious, Americans really are awful at hygiene huh? must be all the fat rolls, can't reach to clean their microdicks.
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>>692966169
>not being a lost souls in the sea of social justice
i think i'm happier with my foreskin than in your case m8
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Using warm water can loosen the skin. So when you are in the shower try stretching it back. Trying when its dry at room temperature can be hard and painful.
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>>692966249

The majority of the world live in poverty and drink dirty water.

Enjoy your malaria-infested Zika cock.
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>>692966148
again, I go back to the only 'Americans and subhumans use circumcision' point.
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>>692962052
holy shit my sides
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>>692966483
zika is in the US you fucking retard lmao enjoy YOUR zika you stupid faggot
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>>692961198
>topkek
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>>692966413
Lil what ever euro tars have fun on your sinking ship of union.

Guess what not even American yiu stupid shit. You fucking euros so quickly to judge. Not wanting to improve yourself becuase your mudslide masters are too busy raping your shit.

Get bent faggot
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>>692961446
>osmosis is a chemical reaction

/b/tier intellectual everyone......
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>>692960810
Wash it you fucking faggot
get a bath or shower, pull the skin back, fucking get some water in there.
Jesus
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>>692961198
Topkek
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DO NOT OPT FOT A CIRCUMCISION.

My story - didn't realise I had phimosis until I was around 20. Didn't do anything about it because it wasn't affecting me too much. Then about 6 months ago I decided I was going to sort it out.

Stretch every time you shower, pee and every time you get in and out of bed. You'll see gradual improvement each week until the hood can slide back when flaccid. Then start stretching with an erection. I am now (only very recently) able to pull my foreskin back when erect, it feels/looks amazing. Now I'm dealing with a sensitive glans, but thats minor and almost gone.

Good luck anon.

TLDR; fuck circumcision and stretch as much as you can.
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>>692962918
Kek
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>>692966617
Circumcision reduces the transmission of Zika by, like, 100%
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>>692966654
>thinking I'm even euro
your retardation is showing, you know the world consists of other places that aren't Europe and America right?
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>>692966617
>being this idiotic

Have fun with your plagues small pox and ebola and alsI zika
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>>692966791
Not that matter
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>>692966854
your shit tier American education is showing.
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>>692966535
Lol your stupid patriotic nonsense is keeping you from improving yourself.

It's like you'd refuse to be rich just becuase the jews are
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>>692966730
Sounds like your uncircumcised penis is a work in progress...

I think my car requires less maintenance
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>>692966976
Slicing your cock isn't being rich, you're pretty poor because your cock looks like it was sun-dried on the head.
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>>692966927
Lol not even America you stupid euro. Go get beheaded at ikea. You sharia cuck
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Dissolve baking soda, one or two teaspoons in a cup of water. Drop it over your dick and rub it a little (wont be harsh). The water will probably penetrate throu the foreskin and soda will remove any smell. Just rinse it very well afterwards cause there cant be any residues there.
If it isnt enough add about two or three drops of vinegar in the same mix before using it next time. Its pretty safe in this dosage and wont burn or anything.
You can google it if you think Im messing with you, and wanna see your dick fucked.

If it persists, youll have to get that removed. Its better too look like a Jew than have a smeklly cock
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>>692967079
Lol becuase we walk around naked and don't moisturize.

Your shitty euro education is showing
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>>692965755
>looks better
Lol no, most girls think uncircumcised dicks look disgusting.
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>>692960810
Get your shit trimmed faggot
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>>692966927
>Not understanding rate of infection vs non US countries rate of infection

Having it here we are still better prepared and able to deal with it.....
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>>692960810
Shave your pubes if you have them.
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>>692967187
Lmao you're fucking stupid, it's dry as FUCK because it rubs on your underwear and shit. It looks like the goddamn desert surface. Disgusting.
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>>692960810
>You had never cleaned your glans before the girl gave you a BJ
Jesus fucking christ. I feel so bad for that girl.
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>>692967193
>most girls
>most girls now means just Americans
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>>692962052
Fucking archived
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>>692967390
>not knowing American woman are the only woman
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>>692960810
get a circumcision, but please ffs TELL THE DOCOTOR TO LEAVE AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE ! BEING CUT COMPLETELY SUCKS ASS, I CAN TELL FROM EXPERIENCE
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>>692967193
Yeah ive never have had a problem actually.

Quit being a fagget you insecure piece of shit. Has a Woman even seen your dick?
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>>692962060
I hope to fuck that is fake. That's fucking disgusting.
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>>692967532
if they were the only women the human race would go extinct because they're all fat or ugly, no thanks.
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>>692967187
You moisturize your dick???
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>>692967343
No it doesn't you uneducated retard. Plus when it's cold it hides itself.
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>>692961446
Then whats the thing pennies are made out of genius?
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>>692967702
>it hides itself
LOL confirmed microdick.
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>>692967193
Nah this isn't true... I'm uncut but my skin goes back and stays that way if I let it. Women think I have a gorgeous cock. Just sayin....
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>>692967611
Ye my fiancée is actually from one of your europoor countries and says my cock is perfect.
>>692967625
>human race would go extinct
I doubt that m8 most families have like 5 kids
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>>692967643
they have to because they don't have a foreskin to do it for them
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So I can pull back my foreskin when flacid but not erect so I haven't got any cheese or anything but it's a bit difficult since Cummings is really wierd
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>>692967592
>leave as much as possible

what
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>>692967969
>not knowing a woman will say your cock is the best cock shes ever had to whoever she's with regardless if it is or not
moron
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>>692968059
go back to 9gag kid, you clearly haven't finished kindergarden yet.
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>>692967819
You realize when your balls get cold your dick shrivels, no matter how big it is.
>>692967643
You don't?
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>>692960810
Honestly, you are one of the few cases that actually needs circumcision, or to cut the string below your penis head.
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>>692968059
Do you make big cums?
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>>692968059
Go get your disgusting cheese dick cut and quit being such a cuck like the rest of the eurocucks in this thread
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I have long foreskin but there is zero issue, you are just a dirty cunt.
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>>692968012
That can't be true. It would be hilarious if it were though
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>>692968169
>thinking every subrace woman you've ever dated is of any comparison to a woman that got a Ph.D. at 22
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>>692968242
BIIIIG CUUMS FOR U <3
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>>692968169
Some men don't get into loving relationships with every woman they sleep with beta not all females are scared to be honest because they worry it will effect thier relationship. Fucking beta sleeping with betas....
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>>692968343
it is though, compare the average heads of both kinds of cocks and you'll see the difference, the uncut cock looks smooth and moisturized, whereas the cut cock is kind of scaly or dry. not to mention the ugly scar line most have.
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>>692968242
my dick thick mushroom too
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>>692968378
your woman isn't special, you'll see that in years to come. I pity you because you're blind.
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>>692967193
LOL, only Jewesses who will never give you head anyway.
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>>692968012
Foreskin doesn't moisterize, it keeps your sweat and dead skin contained under your glands. Most guys probably don't but since my cut cock is rather nice I like to keep it waxed and nice for the wifey
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>>692960810
>the smell.
Guess the Jews have been doing it right for a long time.
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>>692968378
Idk what your talking about but your sister loves my cut cock
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>mfw circumcised
>mfw learned dad had MY foreskin stitched onto HIS penis
>mfw dad stole my foreskin and I'm gonna have to do the same thing to my son
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>>692968647
it does moisturize, in a sense. it helps keep the glans moisturized and protected, helping with sensitivity.
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>>692968595
She is special, to me. So your opinion and your aspie attitude lead me to believe you're lonely as fuck. I'm not even a full normie and I can tell you're a virgin.
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>>692961931
Thats his point you know, person he have been replying to obv doesnt have one
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>>692968647
I thought you were just pulling my dick. What the hell, you moisturize your dick, this is too good man
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>>692968715
You can tell it's summer time...
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>>692965960
How'd you fix it?
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>>692968715
She's 12, but that's legal in your mud hole of a country right?
>>692968831
But in a gross sense, it would be better for you to hit it with some lotion for the vitamins and clean it everytime you go to the bathroom.
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>>692969006
Fuck, dude. Normally I don't post on other anon's girlfriends 'cause who the fuck cares? But I'm kind of drunk already on this, our nation's birthday, and that girl's got the perfect fucking body.

Probably not perfect by other anons' standards, but definitely perfect by mine. She's not thin as a rail, but definitely not fat or overweight by any means. Very soft and feminine... a little toned which I kind of don't like, actually, but a solid 9/10 by my standards.

Good job, anon. Fuck the farts out of her for me, will ya?
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>>692960810
I had the same problem until I was 15, lost a bunch of weight and a hot girl wanted to fuck me and I went into panic mode to get it pulled back.

Get in the tub, as hot as you can stand. Pull your skin back until it's tight and slightly uncomfortable and keep that pressure applied the entire time your soaking. Every so often put a little extra pressure on it if you can handle the pain. Mine hadn't been been for 15 years and it only took me 3-4 times in the hot tub to get it back all the way.

Once you get it all the way back, start pulling it all the way back and leaving it like that in your underwear while you chill out at home. Otherwise when someone goes to blow you or grab it your gonna take a seizure because it's sensitive as old fuck at first. It'll toughen it up slightly but not to the extreme of a circumcised person. Just enough to make it not uncomfortable to touch and it will keep you from blowing your load quick
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>>692961198
>osmosis
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>>692969099
Why would you not? If you're having sex daily it's better to keep your dick in tip top shape.
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>>692969006
I'm actually not I just don't see people as special because generally they're all the same (to an extent, usually selfish in some way too). I've also seen too many friends get robbed via marriage by their "special" girl.
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>>692969314
idk I think your cock is better off without the chemicals in lotion.
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>>692962052
And this is why ylyl are useless.
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>>692969436
I got you my nigga, I'll suck those farts out for you too m8.
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>>692961198
Osmosis... like, Osmosis Jones?
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>>692969006
So special to you that you would put pics like this of her on the Internet for weirdos on /b/ to masturbate too? And for the rest of God's creation to have intimate photos of her she in trusted to you? What a fucking piece of shit you are. This is how you show her love and respect you fucking beta? By using half naked photos of her to suit your autistic fucking arguement? You're filth anon and I hope she fucking leaves your beta ass....
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ITT: EURO CUCKS

I DON'T WANT TO GET CUT BECUASE PEOPLE I DON'T AGREE WITH DO IT AND I DON'T WANT TO BE LIKE THEM CAUSE I'M A INTOLERANT EURO TRASH RETARD WHO LET'S THEM FUCK MY WIFE.
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I stretched it over when I was 13, then couldn't get it back over. From that time that extra bit of skin just kind of slowly dissapeared. Am I a freak?
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>>692969674
Oh fuck yeah that's the stuff right there

Not even gonna lie, I'm jelly, and I've had a couple girls with rockin' bodies before...
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>>692969766
Hope this is b8

He didn't post her fucking face. Who the fuck cares?
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>>692969314
No the sister from your dads other family in Cleveland, Ohio
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>>692969527
See you are lonely, if a girl is the one she's chill with everything you do(mostly). She knows I look at trap threads, post her, and she's down with all of my friends. Legit she is that one my nigga, most guys settle for the first one they can get probably like your friends. But she's got an iq higher than 130 and is completely selfless. She took her Ph.D. and works at a prison trying to get them on the right path mentally.
I'm telling you dude good girls exist, they're rare but they exist.
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>>692961446
Anyone has the full gif/webm?
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>>692969523
I don't know, seems so bizarre to me. I'm not cut so I haven't felt the need to moisturize my dick. I guess you do your thing, the idea just seems so foreign to me.
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>>692960810
uncut masterrace
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>>692970122
loneliness ≠ realizing most women (and people) aren't special

good on you though I guess I hope she doesn't fuck you through divorce
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>>692969766
>not realizing she knows I post her on here and she doesn't give two shits
>>692970119
Fuck I always knew my dad was black
>>692969925
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>>692970378
>fuck me in a divorce
She's carrying me through life, she has to hope I don't fuck her
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>>692969830
I'm american and I don't give a fuck what anyone does with thier cock. I'm uncut I can pull the skin back behind the head and it will stay there, when Im hard you could never tell I was uncut. I don't give a fuck what people do but there is no logical reason to cut your foreskin off in this day and age. OP with the Rick cheese up here is a fucking retard with poor hygiene skills. Honestly I can't speak for women, but from what I've seen. Women could give to fucks less if you are cut or uncut as long as your a decent size, have a good looking cock, and can use the the fucking thing to make her toes curl.
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>>692970547
>implying that ever stops a woman from taking everything, even if that everything is nothing.
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>>692970603
>woman can give a fuck less
Sluts maybe
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>>692970081
It's not fucking bait you fucking autist. You don't post pics on the Internet of your fucking woman for others to jack off to and pass around unless you're fucking degenerate but I'm sure you're a regular on /b/ and don't understand that.
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>>692963180

Shit bro then you were screwed from the beginning. Idk if you're american but maybe they don't even cover this shit and show cut cocks as the normal anatomy, not even aware of how to clean a dick
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>be me
>circimcused as a baby
>it sort of "grew back" as I got older (was sloppy and hanging over the head of my dick)
>circumcised again at 14
>dated this jewish girl (now my wife) for a while and wanted to marry but family is conservative
>they want me to convert to Judaism
>fuck ton of studying and shit
>gotta go to Yonkers, NY for the "drop of blood" ceremony (that's where they prick your penis for a drop of blood as a symbolic gesture of the circumcision in already-circumcised males converting to Judaism)
>the "mohel" (guy who does the ceremony) looks at my penis and is surprised
>"there's actually quite a bit of material still here..."
>yes he actually called it "material"
>long story short... circumcised 3 times in my life

Everyone's gonna call bullshit, but it's the troof, son!
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>>692970710
Are you seriously telling me the latter? Are fucking retarded? A female isn't going to say fuck a dude and not date him because he has an uncut cock....
If he is succesful, and fucks her well with a good size cock, there is no way in hell.... don't be autistic kek
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>>692970912
That is both hilarious and sad anon...
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>>692971149
Yea sure
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>>692971445
Go fuck yourself
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>>692970829
Yes you do, you help out bros while feeding your own ego. 2 for 1
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>>692971567
Slut fucking scumbag
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>>692967713
For a second I thought I was on /sci/. I had to double check if I clicked correct board
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>>692971630
Degenerate.... I bet she appreciates that fucking autist
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>>692971758
You salty bro? Does your uncut cock size make you feel inferior? No worries your secret is safe with me....
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>>692971949
My cock is cut you dirty Mongol
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>>692971774
She does, because she's a girl and appreciates her body.
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>>692970603
A voice of reason amidst uneducated and inexperienced peasants!
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Thanks everyone that helped. I never thought this shit cancer faggot mentally retarded pedophile forum would actually be useful
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>>692971395
Nah it's all right. Not sure what my foreskin looked like as a baby but it must have been a fucking sock.
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>>692961807
Use coconut oil to stretch,
Fill your foreskin up like a balloon with water to stretch and clean under
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I can't pull the foreskin back because i feel like my frenulum is to tight, what can be done about this?
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>>692960810
You want to check this site
https://phimosisjourney.wordpress.com/pictures/
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Being cut is inferior to being uncut.
You feel less masturbating being cut, but the orgasm is about the same. It's not the end of the world
People who are uncut shouldn't be dicks about it.
People who are cut shouldn't advocate it (particularly for children).

t. someone who was cut midway through puberty on questionable medical advice
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>>692972613
I had this. I've had everything in this thread:

>foreskin was too tight
>frenulum was too tight
>smegma buildup
>head of penis was too sensitive

For the actual opening of the foreskin, I made a little device out of a paperclip and some rubber bands. I wore it every night for a week (had to sleep on my back). That fixed that problem.

For the frenulum, I used a binder clip (smallest you can get), hung a string from it, attached it to my frenulum and then stole a few of those weights you might have seen in science class that you use with the lever scale or whatever. I can't remember what weight I used but it was the second to least heavy one.

Anyway, you can't do that one when you're sleeping of course. You've got to be standing so I wore it during the day basically. Kind of uncomfortable but it stretches the frenulum.

Once all of that was sorted out, the "dick cheese" thing just sort of fixed itself. Could pull the foreskin back and give it a good washing.

As for the head of the penis being too sensitive, I got circumcised. Actually, more than anything else, that's what really worked to solve all my problems. My dick's 10/10 now.
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