20
0

16 and 1

42 2

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>18
>0

fml

21
0

34 years old
0

26, 3
to my immense surprise, this does not include hookers.

38
45ish

>>692959849
who is this semen demon?

31 - 2

27
8

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21
7
Mostly girlfriends and a single one night stand

pic related

>>692959849
22
1

>>692960011
MODS

28
17

>17, 18 in 12 days
>0

feelsbadman

21
16

>21
>1

21
8

28
46

>>692959849
22, 5

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>>692959849
24
0

19
3

30
3

>>692960630
>24
>0
same

what's your excuse?

28
8

38, 32 of them

>>692959849
20
1 (does sister count?)

20
1 (my gf)

20
11

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Just turned 33. Somewhere around 21 women? It's hard to remember all the random drunk hookups. Especially if you add in the 15 or so trannies. Then it gets real confusing.

28
6

>>692959849
50
21 (But I have been monogamous with my wife for the past 28 years so......)

>>692959849
32 YO
Lost V at 13
70ish
Stopped at 22 when I got married life is good

>>692960792
>does sister count?
g-green text?

29. 64 women.

>>692960539

If you're still in school, especially junior or senior year, and haven't fucked a bitch yet then it's your fault. I wish I were still in school. I'm only 18 but I graduated early in January when my birthday was and everybody just thought I dropped out because at the same time I dumped the previous girl I was with and went ghost for a minute. Bottom line is if you have a year of school left then use that to your advantage because if there's one good place to meet sluts at this age it's a school

>>692959849
20

0

:)

>>692959849
24
8

I've had a couple of hookers

>>692959849
22
5 women

No I don't go to clubs or get drunk.

Just a nice dude bro who drives 1970's-80's imports in decent condition and plays PC games.

>>692960702
Social awkwardness + no motivation to do anything.

>>692959849
19 and 2

First bitch was a fat man beast, dont know what the fuck i was doing, young and dumb i suppose.

Second bitch is my current GF, Always up for Sex, and was a virgin.

24

0

>>692959849
20, 3
And 1 hooker

20, 6

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26

0

:(

27 6

20
1

>>692960948

>went to same sex school
>hear this shit all the time
>weep for what might have been

23 and 1.

26, >50

>>692960999
you are me in 4 years. also checked

25
0

I don't even give a fuck, maybe if I ever went out I'd get something

>>692960896
Not that interesting really, I was 12 yo and sis was 17. She just wanted to do something fun with me and told me to get naked. She rode my dick. We did it 3 times total but third time she was on top of me my dick kinda broke, so I was wailing in the bathroom and we stopped after that.

>12
>57

>>692959849

31

4

>17
>1

>>692960999
>>692961011
dayummmmm I got some company

For my money, i declined twice both with age 19, Im fucking great 8)

22
1

20
1

46
about 70

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>>692960812
I salute you

>>692959849
womenIHaveFucked (24, 3) ;

>>692959849
18
3

>26 years old
>30-40
I'm a piece of shit but I have a 7' and a baby face, I also drink a lot.

18
0

>>692959849
19
1 and didn't even finish the job

>>692961173
hot

what is your relationship with her like today? every thought about doing it again or is it something that is never spoken about?

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>>692959849
Age: 25
# of women: 24 (a lot have been hookers)

>pic related It's one of the hookers.

37
87. I'm married now, out of the game.

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>>692959849
>28
>2
>hundreds of prostitutes tho

17 (and can see +25 more years like this)
0

>>692959849
19
6

29
8
Couple gf's, couple hookers.

18
1

>>692960833
>50
>21 (But I have been monogamous with my wife for the past 28 years so......)

...shouldn't you be out mowing the lawn or fixing shit instead of hanging out in random threads with retarded children?

>>692961286
first param is useless as fuck in this func

27
12

I have yet to have a threesome and it's becoming infuriating

>>692961422
This

18 and 10

>>692961351
where the hell is that?,its not a first world country is it?

>>692959849

Age: 24
Women fucked: 78

Protip: be a musician

>>692961286
Why are you passing it to a function..? I mean I guess it would work, but it's sort of a weird name for a function (not to mention ineffective, you probably want an object instead) whose purpose is to set two variables.

>>692959849
19, 3

>>692961532
SEA

>>692961351
My nigga an asian hooker too, 3 and 1 hooker, did the hooker a month ago fucking anal and everything

19 | 1

Current girlfriend, but many things in my life are chaning right now, maybe more the next years, or zero.

>>692961532
Nah that is pattaya, Thailand

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25
0

23
7-8 (cant tell exactly, was too drunk)

>>692961338
Just normal brother/sister relationship I guess. We never talked about it. I wouldn't want to do it again though, she has gained weight now. She was alot hotter when she was in her teenage years.

22
3

>>692961637
Kek, they are awesome. I love Thailand

M 33
2 one is my wife
Decent looking but I suffer some kind of autism, skitzo, depression so it's incredibly difficult for me to become attached to people in the correct way.

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>>692959849
21
5

>>692961549
>78 that is a count no one would remember
> "Protip"
> fake

>>692961382
Youd be surprised how many chicks are complete sluts just go out there

26
25-30

>>692959849
31. 3 is the most I've ever had. 2 is easy but 3 is like high intensity impact training. I damn near died that night. I'd post pics, but that was 2 phones ago.

18
3

32
No fucking idea

>20
>6

three fuckbuddies, 22, 27 & 46 years old
two girlfriends same age as me
and a one night stand

24
0

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>>692961637
Here is another few I was with, love these girls.

18

1

23
29

>>692961964
I should say it was the one on my left and right, the one in front is just the bouncer.

>>692961806
I'm on wheelchair...

>>692961964
how many of them had a floppy dick tho ?

then again the one in the front is 10/10

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35
4
not counting raping my sister

>>692961745
Thailand? She was japanese

Fucked 10
My Age 30

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>>692959849
5
20 including ur mum

>>692959849
31
1, not counting oral sex.

>>692959849
21
1

just broke up, I guess that means it's time to double the number of woman I've fucked

69 yrs 420

>>692962162
kek, none were male.

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>>692962222
Quads dont lie

>>692962171
K, like I said this was in Thailand.

>>692962222
>>692962222
>69 yrs 420
>>692962222
>>692962222
> QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADS

>>692961792
You could remember it. I keep a list of all their names. Not this guy though. 30 and 54 girls. House parties are the secret, stay out of the clubs yall.

>>692962128
You ON a wheelchair? Nigger get the fuck off it. Someone might need it. There's probably some poor miserable crippled guy crawling around coz your ON his wheelchair.

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>>692962263

>>692962128
Oh shit my bad dude

Age 29
28 females

31, female
0 men or women

>>692961549
>Age: 24
>Women fucked: 78

>Protip: be a liar

age 20
11. I started having sex when I was 17 and used to be more of a relationship guy.
Well, since my gf and I broke up 4 months ago I have fucked 5 women. I don't get that mouch out of it anymore so I just do stupid shit like reading Mein Kampf out loud to her after fucking

>>692962413
And i thought i was horrible for thinking about telling him to walk it off

>>692961792
You Wish.

All true.

Are you saying she's Japanese ? >>692961351
>>692962171
I think I misunderstood

>>692962092
>not fucking the bouncer

Step up your game, nigga.

>>692962413
Hahahaha, sorry, English is not my home language, but u understand

27 years old
7 ladies.

>>692962716
>home language

>>692959849
20
11, 2 of them was with benifits and 1 ons. rest Gf's during the years.

>18
>0

25 years old
7? or maybe 6.5

>>692959849
21 and 3

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>>692962376
clubs are shieeeeeeeeeet
never scored in a club
accidently to many drugs as usual
>>692962571
let us be the judge of your problem
>pic related
>>692962612
>why should i wish for that
more power to your penis than

>>692962606
Yeah but that would have been pretty lame.....much like our wheelchair friend
Bombom tish

>>692959849
>20
>0

20
0 unless fingering and bj's count, then one

>>692962716
The lady in the photo is not Japanese

29
1

>>692962644
I never said she was Japanese, the pic was taken in Pattaya, Thailand. I just love Thailand for all the girls. Also I don't think she was Japanese because she spoke Thai. Not sure where the Japanese thing came from.

does fingering my ass count as sex?

>>692962644
The chick was japanese, she told me its been a month since shes been here

>>692959849
> over9000
> over9000

Fuck you, OP. Don't tell me how to live my life.

23 yo
5 gals
but i lost my v-card only like 2 months ago.
i never felt the urge to have sex with a woman. i would've had sex with any woman since i've been 9 years old if they asked me straight on, but i never felt like going to a woman and talking shit to her and stuff and basically work for hours just to have sex. that changed rapidly in the past couple of months. it's like i'm constantly on cocaine, i always feel the need to burst out of my shell that's suffocating me and do stupid things, do stupid whores and do stupid drugs.
if this phase of mine goes on i am 100% sure i will die of aids before i turn 30, or at least get each and every std there is.
and to all the virgins out there: sex isnt THAT great. sure is nice to have a woman take over the wanking and stuff, but as long as you dont have these hormone rushes like i do dont bother and just work on your career, get fit and become the man others should look up to. if your virginity really bothers you that much, just go buy a hooker. it's a lot less awkward than you might think, they had so many micropenises, they had so many fugly hairy bastards, do you really think they will care for you for lobger than you pay her for? also dont give me that its illegal"". its in the best interest of her too that you dont get caught.

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>>692962833
>6.5

29
7

>27
>215

32.

I'm 25, white guy in decent shape.

Mix of hookups, relationshits, and hookers.

Would recommend/10.

Current regular is a curvy 18 year old who likes to share me with her petite redhead best friend.

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24 - 8
4 of which were at the start of the year while abroad. I've always found it difficult to be in one place on the grind and prioritise dating etc. When you're travelling you're in the zone, no worries etc.

>>692962833
Mermaid?

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>>692960372

>>692963114
M8 the fuck are you talking about this was my picture?

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>>692959849
21
9-11

32 - 24

>>692963046
The fuck is wrong with you dipshit lol

Just say you fucked a dirty little Thai slut. We don't care.
But tell us about the younger ones
Wink wink

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>>692963163
lel´d

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22 , 3

>>692961333
what happened anon?

21
4

>>692963281
Lol hahaha ohhhh that nigger trolling you
That was good

>>692959849
21
0
>Virginfag, forever alone.

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>>692963272

>>692963311
M8 that was another anon saying she was Japanese, I'm just saying I like Thailand for the women.

>>692963281
My bad i thought you were talking to me
The whore I did was japanese

18
1

17
6

22
0

19
26 ladies

ITT: we lie

>>692963561
Is good m8.

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>>692963333
Checked.

26
7
could have been at least 2 or 3 more if I had understood the tells they were giving me...

25
2

I'm with my gf from 8 years.

>>692963672
Nah m8, I've literally never had sex or been in a relationship.

17,
9 guys and 7 girls (I'm a bisexual female)

24
6
4 relationships, 2 of them lasted for more than 2 years.
1 mistake while in the first one.
1 good friend who was asking me because she missed sex after a relationship she ended a few months earlier.

>>692959849
12 and what is this?

>>692963577
Underage b&

Reported

>>692959849
27
1

>>692959849
35
1
fuck im boring

>>692959849
>38
>8

>>692959849
19
5 ladies

34
about 35 bitches

Age 21
Number 12

21
1 (once)
hey at least im not virgin, amirite?

23
12
Go out be Charming its too easy

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Here is another one of my pics with some Thai girls.

21
>24

>>692960011
>>692961199
>>692963810
>>692963825

Underage deported

22
12

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24.
5.

>>692961964
>no photo, no video

>>692963810
i mean, tits or gtfo

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>>692959849
age: 23
amount of girls: 11
from age 13 - 36

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>>692960127
I'm rooting for you, anons>>692960630
>>692960702
>>692960950
>>692961011
>>692961042
>>692961148
>>692961319
>>692961382
>>692961661
>>692961961
>>692962571
>>692962571
>>692962812
>>692962989
>>692962994
>>692963462
>>692963604

18
18

>>692964299
I get what I want.

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>>692963902
shit
>38
>10
forgot about those two dudes

43/32

>>692964229
the 12 year old one was a meme you dip

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>>692964308
and i bet you started with 13 at around 20

>>692964066
This
sadly im only charming when im drunk

age: 21
women: 4

>>692959982
same

27 yo
0

>>692964480
nope, i was 14 at that time.

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>>692959849
24
25

>>692964311
More like they cant afford a hooker

21, 9 girls

>>692964759
It's a damn shame.

>>692964464
>12 year old
>one
Underage deported

22

4 girls

18. 4

>>692959849
32
0

15, 8

>>692964715
was she gentle?

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25
0

At least I have porn and memes

20
4

>>692959849
I wish i had fucked her when she didnt have fake tits yet (then). Her ass is huge, and not just on this picture.

>>692964927
How's life as an all-powerful wizard?

>>692964759
More like don't want to pick someone off the street and get every sti (std) possible. Side note how much do hookers cost?

>>692962833
>6.5
did you fuck a midget anon?

>>692965128
I'm learning some lightning spells at the moment.

>>692959849
23- over a dozen

I use apps Lmao and work sometimes

23
5 + 1 hooker

About to get married in a few years. Not sure how it feels

>>692964311
That makes one of us...

>>692965212
Get off skyrim nigger

>>692965196
In the U.S. it costs an arm and a leg and it's not going to be that good. But if you are going to Thailand or any SEA country then its like $30-$60 USD.

>>692959849
27
between 90 and 100
(yes, i paid for it)

age 24

slept with 14 women so far

33. 10

>>692959849
19
0
Done everything else in the book though

>>692960662
Sup me

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>>692959849
21
3
all asians fml

>>692965599
rusty trombone?

>>692959982
Same, wizard inc.

>>692959849
HUGO BOSSHUGO BOSSHUGO BOSSHUGO BOSSHUGO BOSSHUGO BOSSHUGO BOSSHUGO BOSSHUGO BOSSHUGO BOSSHUGO BOSSHUGO BOSSHUGO BOSSHUGO BOSSHUGO BOSSHUGO BOSSHUGO BOSSHUGO BOSSHUGO BOSSHUGO BOSSHUGO BOSSHUGO BOSSHUGO BOSSHUGO BOSSHUGO BOSSHUGO BOSSHUGO BOSSHUGO BOSSHUGO BOSSHUGO BOSSHUGO BOSSHUGO BOSSHUGO BOSSHUGO BOSSHUGO BOSS

21
30-40

I have never kept track of this, and have slept with girls blacked out before as well, so I can't be exactly sure.