OVERWATCH THREAD
Who do you main?
Who do you fap to?
Talk, discuss, debate, post porn.
>>692925280
Main pharah, aka best girl
>>692925710
sky nigger makes me puke, needs a nerf
>>692925710
Best offense girl, perhaps.
I prefer playing Zarya, though.
Main Zarya
FAO Bastion
Torbjorn main.
Dont fap to anything cartoon, not autistic and actually have a life and gf.
>>692926068
Zarya is cool too. But all girls are best
>>692926416
>I have no imagination
Torbjonn's pretty nice. An attack map against a team with two of them is always a pain in the ass.
>>692925280
Main:Junkrat
Fap:Junkrat
>>692926881
So you're one of those guys who plays a character because they're hot, are you?
>>692925280
my mains:
O: Tracer
D: Torbjorn
T: Roadhog
S: Lucio
I realized none of them really require any aim. Am I cancer?
>>692926962
No i just really like junkrat
>>692927226
We're all cancer here.
>>692927497
>that little mound between her legs
Never fails to turn me on.
>>692927865
you mean her vagina anon?
where's your adult?
>>692927865
Just wanna pound her cute little ass from behind
>>692928085
Everytime you fap to dva u loose out on a gf
loli roadhog a cute
>>692928311
Brb getting noose
>>692928302
>loose
Just go away, fun police
>>692928085
While she keeps the suit on. Somehow.
junkratte for both
>>692928542
You don't stick your dick in crazy.
>>692928411
how about an otaku roadhog/
>>692928563
>The Ass Duo
>>692928619
>>692928619
but what about crazy sticking its dick in you?
>>692928788
Good question.
>>692928722
God yes
Ass
A cute
>>692928949
>waiting for match to start
>enemy team members show up outside the door
>you wave at each other
Things can be pretty cozy before you need to blast each other to pieces.
>>692929210
Purple.
Main
genji and mei
Fap to d.va
>>692929402
Fuck me
>>692929549
Did they fuck?
>>692929535
Go suck a dick.
Main=mei you can seperate healers from the rest of the team. Self heal&also iceblock any ultimate. Choose which enemy to pick off and lock the others out. Is a hard genji counter. She freezes and ruins tanks days. Use iceblock/wall to shield your team from ultimates. Helps people get to untouchable spots in the map. Ultimate is pretty decent. With a quick cast time. Rightclick to snipe take out turrets etc.
>>692925280
I would be maining Junkrat if I could stand Blizzard's shitty balancing, joke-worthy netcode, retarded "always favor the shooter" philosophy that actually favors the person with the worst/most distant internet connection, and retarded projectile hitboxes.
All the females except the feminist propaganda creature are goddess-tier fap material.
>>692930354
Who do you fap to the most?
Tracer's ass <3
Want to pound
>>692930339
Yeah, her self-heal is pretty neat. Or annoying, if she's an enemy.
>heal lots
>be invulnerable while doing it
Christ...
And her freeze is, of course, a massive pain in the ass.
Her wall is breakable, though, I've noticed. Tough as shit but breakable.
>>692930634
Probably D.Va because she has the most straight porn, as far as I've seen.
Widowmaker's up there, but there's only so much of her that doesn't involve a horse cock pasted over her crotch.
>>692930354
>>692930348
I cant wait until this steamfilmmaker porn is 3d so I can enjoy POV mercy and look around and have everyone else in an orgy.
>>692931028
Yeah D.Va is cute af. She's prob number two for me after Tracer. Both have a nice ass
>>692930795
ALL Tracer's holes should be up for use.
>>692931249
Sounds like you're an ass man.
>>692931249
Every single female character has a nice ass, other than the "stronk innepenndnt womyn."
>>692931600
Aye.
what is this, this porn is hot
is this a game
>>692931765
Fuckkkk that's hot
>>692931846
>>692931556
All Tracer's holes need to be filled with cum
>>692931793
Sadly, the porn isn't taken from the game. You can't actually fuck the characters in-game.
Would be cool if you could, though.
>>692931950
>>692931793
Overwatch fam. Play the game because it's fun. Fap to it because the girls are sexy as fuck
>>692931950
Fucking love Tracer getting reamed
>>692931956
Yes.
Yes they do.
>>692931950
>that ass-jiggle
>that smile
Oh god yes
>>692932237
Rip holes in her pants bend her over and just fuck her right on the spot
>>692929881
Fuck I love this one.
>>692932399
Same. Would love to plow her from behind like that
>>692932383
>rip a hole instead of taking her pants off
So very much agreed.
>>692931765
>tfw into strong women
I wouldn't have any problem doing her.
At all.
who are all these characters
>>692932182
One of my favorites. So hot. And her ass looks amazing
>>692932803
From the game Overwatch.
Haven't you heard of it or something?
>>692932752
Oh, I don't have a problem with strong women (abs on women are hot as hell). I have a problem with a hideous stereotype made to please disgusting Tumblrina sows.
If she looked like your pic, I wouldn't have any qualms about fucking her. However, her in-game model makes her look positively rectangular; she's like a male construction worker with tits and a hairdo that says "daddy issues" and "my pronouns are xe, xer, and xey."
>>692925280
I play mercy.
>>692926416
yeah, anon's wife, he doesn't fap to any of that. you can go to bed now. we'll just stay and discuss champion skills. no fapping will take place.
>>692933079
no i havent, i guess i live under a rock and work all the time
the person in the yellow pants has a nice ass. i like ass
>>692928721
that's fucking brilliant
>>692933160
>>692928788
lulz fgt
>>692933122
I don't mind that she wears plenty of armor.
But I can angree on her hairdo being weird. Pink and set like some wanna-be popstar doesn't suit a woman who's used to battlefields and big guns.
It does fit the stereotypical tumblrina, now that I think about it.
Shit.
>>692931556
>>692933122
It's almost a shame Tracer wears those glasses(?).
Her face is cute as all fucking fuck.
>>692933713
She is really cute. And her voice is soooooo sexy
>>692933122
Isn't Me the real SJW though?
>>692933292
So she does.
It's so nice, in fact, that one of her victory poses was changed because people thought her ass was TOO nice to look at.
What an ass.
>>692933999
Mei?
It seems to me that those two girls adhere to two different SJW ideals: Women can be strong and women can be not-skinny.
>>692933639
>popstar
The word you're looking for is butch or dyke.
>>692933999
Mei is meant to look fat in order to please blimp-shaped women, but she's a lot thinner than she looks. Zarya is both an attempt to "break stereotypes" by having a heavy weapons woman character. I'd be a lot less bothered by her if her voice lines didn't sound horrible and she didn't have "look at me, I'm so different and special" hair.
>>692925280
Main Roadhog/Pharah
Fap to Widow,Tracer,Mercy
>>692933888
Her voice is great, yeah.
Makes me want to give her a big affectionate hug and fuck her brains out at the same time.
>>692934731
>can only move around by warping through space
nice butts in this thread
>>692934731
>>692934365
>butch or dyke
Yeah, that's a better way to put it.
>>692934551
she has a boy's face. no bullshit.
>>692934699
Mesmerized by the booty
>>692934778
kek
>>692928794
Jesus christ. Every single face I see this dude make looks exactly the fuckin same.
>>692934731
Now we need a skin for Roadhog that turns him into Captain Ahab, with a harpoon.
>>692934551
She could definitely use a good throatfucking
Play as Symettra mostly bust tracer is most fappable.
>>692934865
I'm glad they gave her those Arctic and Siberian skins; they help me forget what a horrible joke of a character she is.
I can see why people don't like the punk/goth legendary skins for her, but I find them a little better than her recolors.
>>692925280
The one girl that is sorta like Samus is kinda cool.
>>692935202
Pharah?
>>692935160
Or D.VA actually
O: 76
D: hanzo
T: roadhog
S: mercy
>im a heal-slut
>>692933456
To post number 692935202,
Nice maymay.
>>692935163
It would be nice if her recolors also recolored her hair.
And yeah, her siberian/arctic skins are wonderful.
>>692935496
>Lucio
>second point
Even got Play of The Game that way once.
>>692935424
If you fucking assholes are not willing to play a support character yourself if the rest of the team has not picked any then shut the fuck up. Don't force other people into roles you're not willing to play yourself.
>Pic super related
>>692927226
Mine are:
O: Genji
D: Torbjorn/Hanzo
T: All but Zarya
S: Mercy/Zenyatta
I'm probably more cancerous than you
>>692935853
Someone's touchy.
I'd love to play support if the options weren't
a) super negroman, the jack-of-all-trades and go-to pub healer
b) undo button with wings that only work on allies and corpses
c) floating handicap for your team
I'll play Lucio if my team has no support because I hate how Mercy is just a walking ultimate (and Zenyatta is a joke, even after the Widowmaker and McCree nerfs).
Blizzard really needs to make more supports (and recategorize Symmetra as a defense hero).
>>692936162
>recategorize Symmetra as a defense hero
I heartily agree with that.
She can't heal and she makes turrets.
The only support-y thing she can do is a shitty shield boost.
>>692936162
mercy if played correctly (avoid getting killed) is actually quite helpful.
When healing a team all the time and rezzing in key moments win chances go up
also, if teammates come back to you for healing
>>692936504
Rezzing is where Mercy is strong. I can't stand that so much of her power budget is spent on her ability to spam revives (and therefore completely negate skilled play). I'd like her revive ability to be revamped (perhaps it could charge much slower, but allow fewer revives with less than a full ult charge), and I'd prefer that her offensive buff beam be replaced with the ability to wield her staff and pistol at the same time (like she does in one highlight intro).
Zenyatta is also quite helpful if he's played correctly (avoiding getting killed); this applies to all characters.
>>692936482
I've seen some suggestions that her turrets be allowed to heal allies, but I'm not sure how to balance that. If the turrets couldn't do damage with that change, she'd probably need higher health (to allow her to use her left-click more offensively), a range buff on her left-click, or a faster charge/fire rate on her right-click.
>>692933079
They all look like they're on drugs in that picture
>>692937631
>>692937631
>>692933164
Im not married smartass
D.va all day, everyday.
>not maining Mei
>getting icicle no-scoped or frozen icicle no-scoped
>holding payloads by your lonesome
>walling off objectives
>choke-pointing everything at your whim
>going invulnerable during any Ult
yeah, you guys keep playing your trashy characters
>>692938533
She'll be nerfed, just wait
>>692938533
>noting the difference between icicles and frozen icicles
Anon do you know what the fuck an icicle even is
O: Pharah (main)
D: Widowmaker
T: Roadhog/Reinhart
S: Symmetra
Fap: Mercy
>>692939679
nigga do you even play Overwatch
she freezes mother fuckers
and since there's no aim
every shot is a technical no-scope
so you are either
getting no scoped
or getting frozen
then no scoped
jesus I hope that was bait
>>692939614
Roadhog needs a nerf to his healing.
Junkrat needs a nerf to his basic attack damage.
Lucio needs a nerf to his wall-ride.
I see those happening long before a nerf to Mei.
If you don't main one of these characters good luck getting passed 70
1. Pharrah
2. Roadhog
3. Genji
>>692929346
I want that femboi pussy Lucio pillow
>>692933122
Pretty much why I hunt down and repeatedly murder Zarya every game
Anyone who truely 'mains' any one character is what is wrong with this game. Play the character that best suits the situation. Be that support because the rest of your team are fuckwits, or tank for the same reason.
>>692941200
Nope, you're a fucking retard.
What did you get into in your placements games
>>692941437
You're a retard if you disagree. Good luck winning any matches without carry
>>692925710
Damn straight
>>692934088
what font is that?
>>692941200
This is correct
>>692941774
Without a carry?
What is a carry to you lol?
I play with top 200 rated players
>>692925710
Here's a higher res
>>692927958
You mean her vulva anon? Where's your 7th grade bio teacher?
>>692942576
well, sort of
there's characters like Lucio, Mei, Tracer, Junkrat, Roadhog, Soldier 76 and Pharah that have means of being JoAT's.... but yeah I guess a little correct
sort of
O: I don't play offense heroes
D: Torbollini
T: D.Va (main), German Grandad
S: All but Lucio
Fap to: all of them, except russian dyke (pic related).
>>692942648
Oh boy, you play /with/ The Top 200 in a game with a wonky-ass ranking system. Better yet, on a system that is easily manipulated by means of secondary+ accounts. See you in MLG2017 and beyond bb.
Oh wait, this game will never get that kind of treatment because it isn't competitive at all.
>>692943337
No, some of them are on C9.
They're good players.
I'll tell you where you're wrong anon,
1. I'm not saying never fill a role but try ti play what your best at and ask for the to switch first if they're good at the other role.
2. Certain maps require certain team comps, no point in switching if your team comp is already fucked.
>it isn't competitive at all.
It is, you're just shit.
It's not even that unbalanced currently, everyone besides Mei gets played
>>692943604
let me guess, you main tracer and always get play of the game?
>>692929881
Got this as a gif? Mobile fag that can't into webm's
>>692943918
Are you fucking with me anon?
If you think Tracer gets POTG you really are shit
Casuals games still have MMR based off your rating, if Tracer is getting POTG's at your MMR you're trash shit.
I play Reaper, Rein and Winston.
POTG's most of the time are Genji, Pharrah or Reaper
>>692935163
first thing I did when I had enough credits(?) was buy the siberian skin
>>692926962
:^)
>>692927481
>We're all cancer now.
>>692944077
>this much bullshit in one post
D.Va = best girl
>>692927226
mine are
O:Reaper, Mcree
D: Basically none. I'll play bastion/torb/junkrat if i absolutely have to.
T: Roadhog, Zarya
S: Lucio, Symmetra
>>692942576
would eat this pussy until the end of time.
if she told me to do so, i would eat ass.
most hours and best stats on junkrat (ez class, I don't know how people are missing so many direct hits and top damaging as junk 24/7)
I'm pretty lost on attack, I can do roadhog, reinhardt, 76, pharah and lucio but there's nothing I feel 100% comfortable with.
tl;dr probably junkrat, roadhog and reinhardt