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>>692924264
lol u realize thats just cod of duty right? its not real
>>692925878
story?
>>692925878
aww they killed poor rat boy
>>692925486
what exactly happened?
>>692926356
kid stole his stuff (Gun i think), tried to sell it back to him when he was caught,
Dude packs two.
>>692925486
That nigga can run holy shit
>>692925998
I hate that I laugh when I see this one. Homie looks like he's just really trying to deliver Chinese food.
>>692928096
why did he speed up?
>>692926286
ikr!!1!
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP, Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>692928963
it shows us how quickly life can end. Gives more purpose to what time we are given, to be shown how quickly it can be taken away.
>>692928963
Summerfag :)
>>692928963
Wow, you sick 4chan assholes have really crossed the lines this time. My friends and I are left speechless by your actions here today.
I hope you all know by now that the police are working with the owners of this website to track every single one of you perverted bastards down and bring you to justice!
The news articles are already telling the world how you have planned the murder of this innocent woman.
It is beyond me how anyone could wish such hatred upon another human being. SHE WAS A MOTHER YOU ANIMALS! And here you are making fun of her and doing unspeakable deeds to pictures of her poor deceased body. I'd pray for your souls, but I'm afraid there is no salvation for people like you.
YOu need to be locked away for life and I hope you all burn in hell for this!
God I am so angry, you made my girlfriends sick to the stomach and they are still crying.
I am personally going to make sure this evil website gets shut down.
>>692929370
>>692929092
its a bait faggots
>>692927325
I hate that I keked out loud at your comment but it really fucking does!
>>692925486
Fake as shit.
>>692925998
sauce?
>>692925486
I think it's a brazilian cop chasing a criminal in the car
Superlurk here. Someone heard my wish. Thank you /b. Am not disappoint
>>692925486
This is just flat out epic.
>>692927050
A police officer from somewhere I believe
>>692930910
punched the liberal out of that guy kek
>>692931050
faggot bikers
>>692931161
Kek
>>692927325
At what point can you see the other people laughing????
>>692930910
Shouldn't have pissed off Sean Bean.
>>692925624
This metal rod is going to need a 1/4" adjustment to the right
OK SIR
>>692928310
he didn't, the speedo updates are behind the actual video
>>692931333
>chequed
Kaboom
>>692931333
Kek dumbass
>>692931372
>reading comprehension
Yours is bad
>>692931527
>tries to steal purse and fails
>laughs it off
>tries it again
What a dumbass
>>692926356
Shot by drug dealer who he mugged off in Brazil
>>692931961
what the fuck, is that a grown man?? he looks 6.
>Getting mugged by a man child
what the fuck, im never going to Brazil.
>>692925802
IRL COLLAT MLG PRO 360 NOSCOPE ITS LIT FAM MOUNTAIN DEW
>>692931987
That looks like some BOPE justice
>>692924264
Geez, how much does a hellfire missile cost. Did he run out of bullets.
>>692932435
Retarded kids with guns. Welcome to Brazil
>>692932558
>>>692924264 (OP)
>Geez, how much does a hellfire missile cost. Did he run out of bullets.
58000 each missile
>>692932558
He did run out of bullets actually
>>692931843
story?
>>692932615
>filename
kek.
>>692932615
>picks him up
>>692926356
kid is alive and well...there's another video on youtube of him talking about it a few months later.
>>692932879
>normalfag
More like a newfag if you couldn't tell that was some stupid pasta bait
>>692931333
>>692931677
>>692932600
>>692932822
>>692932866
Someone had to check
>>692930461
top kek
>>692933052
Link to video?
>>692931161
Usually I never click ones with animals but this time I did out of curiosity. That was fucking funny.
>>692932879
It's a bait to get newfags riled up. It works.
>>692931243
nah dude. not this time...redneck tried to run one of the bikers off the road. faggot redneck had it coming. full video tells a different story
>>692932818
flagellant. its a religious thing.
Superlurk here. Beginning to get disappoint. More rekt.. please?
>>692932724
That's an expensive kill.
>>692931333
sweet karma in full effect
>>692932347
Why don't we pours bleach in our cups of urines?
>>692933491
cause mustard gas
>>692933459
Yea but there's a hellfire surplus so they probably said fuck it
>>692933584
Bet they're still together.
>>692931579
At first when I looked at it I was like that little punch knocked her out? Then I realized that he spun around and elbowed her in the face. Damn son
>>692931579
don't start shit you cant finish.
>>692933747
That is fucked up beyond belief
>>692928310
Course correction, he was gonna miss the baby
>>692933747
Fap fap fap
>>692933802
Topkek this isn't ylyl
>>692934039
This is the fakest fucking thing I've ever seen.
>>692933881
Is fake
Someone dump their rekt folder, newer stuff preferred. No isis crap unless it's interesting.
>>692934103
>he doesn't know
>>692934039
>>692934103
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murders_of_Alison_Parker_and_Adam_Ward
I think you have to take your words back
>>692934259
I'll drop some of my rekt folder including some of the "stories"
>>692934373
>>692934398
Oh I know. It's fake as fuck though.
In Los Alcarrizos – a municipality in the Santo Domingo province in the Dominican Republic,
a man was chopped in the elbow area of his arm with a machete. The video shows him holding
his forearm, as something that looks like a bone sticks out of his wound.
I like how the victim had to open the door to the ambulance himself with that wounded arm,
cause cameraman was busy filming the video.
>>692934398
Staged.
This video from Sadr City district of Baghdad, Iraq is a good old gore classic that everybody’s seen already,
except from the newbs so I’m posting it for the newbs cause it needs to be seen.
A suicide bomber went to harm innocent people but his vest loaded with explosives
detonated prematurely causing him serious bodily harm but harming nobody else.
The failed suicide bomber survived with one of his legs torn off, hand ripped off,
guts spilled and in obvious pain – as if Karma went to show him what uninvolved people
would experience should his suicide mission succeed, but befell the suffering upon the bomber
alone, sparing everyone else. He probably blew his dick off too – wonder if that’d have any
effect on his performance with 72 virgins waiting for him in factious Islamic heaven.
>>692930604
filename... lost
Good Samaritan tried to help a stranger who was being electrocuted and caught fire after
coming in contact with a fallen live wire, but got instantly electrocuted and lit on fire
himself. He used a tree branch to attempt to get the wire off the victim.
While I don’t have sufficient information as to the outcome, when a human person gets
shocked so hard he instantly bursts into flames, I see little possibility of him surviving.
Video shows a Turkish man who got so high on Bonzai (also known as “poor man’s heroin”),
he climbed on a roof of a building and thinking he was in a pool,
nosedived to his death from there. The video is for the most part quiet,
which only makes the cameraman’s “No, No, No!” and the subsequent splat so much more disturbing.
>>692934398
Ha, lecturer told us if we put up Wikipedia links we fail. It is nonsense
>>692934485
Ok. Don't forget to take your medicine tonight
>>692934480
Superlurk thanks you
>>692933584
Bitch had it coming
>>692931608
His jacket obliterated.
>>692934762
>>692934531
>>692934485
http://www.cbsnews.com/pictures/journalists-killed-during-live-broadcast-wdbj-tv/
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3211529/WDBJ7-reporter-Alison-Parker-Adam-Ward-shot-live-TV-Moneta-gunman.html
http://www.bestgore.com/murder/wdbj-reporter-alison-parker-cameraman-adam-ward-killed-during-live-broadcast/
>>692933747
Hey, it's Rudolph the red nose hooker
>>692934789
She took those 3 bullets like a champ and ran away like it was nothing. She must've been so strong...
>>692934807
But wait there's more!!
>>692934991
what the fuck is going on here?
1/4
Three men – two Australian and one Spaniard – were gored during the final running of the bulls
at Fiesta de San Fermin festival in Pamplona, Spain. 25 year old Aussie was
gored through the leg by bull named Olivito who slipped on the cobblestone street and got
separated from the pack. Fuck yeah, Olivito.
The last time somebody was killed during the bull run in Pamplona was in 2009 after a 27 year
old man from Madrid was gored in the neck. Over the past century, Pamplona registered 14 bull
run fatalities. The fiesta dates back to the 13th century and was depicted in Ernest
Hemingway’s novel The Sun Also Rises.
Anybody got selfie rekt
2/4
3/4
>>692934103
Do you live under a fucking rock? Anon.
4/4
>>692934285
She called me a gay nigger*
So I pulled the trigger.
>>692933584
I think bill burr is right. Not every ass whooping just falls out of the sky.
>>692934946
Oh wow. A mainstream news site didn't question what happened. Shocking.
On October 2, 2015, a motorcycle policeman was injured after he was deliberately rammed off
his bike by a truck driver. The incident happened on the A15 highway, near the city of
Spijkenisse in The Netherlands.
For reasons unspecified, the cop reportedly wanted to pull the truck driver over, who rapidly
maneuvered into him and knocked him off his bike. The trucker was later apprehended by citizens
who cornered the truck with their cars further down the highway.
A man tried the famous wheelie maneuver in the Northeastern Brazilian State of Maranhão,
and it didn’t exactly had the result he anticipated. He somehow lost control of his motorbike
and got his leg skinned to the bone. His face tells the rest of the story.
>>692934470
Sauce?
>>692934103
Uhhhh
On the night of Wednesday, April 27th, 2016, a 64-year old man was gunned down while he sat
outside his house in rural Ouricuri, Pernambuco, Brazil. The victim was identified and
witnesses report that three men arrived in a silver car and shot him until his head exploded,
then fled. Authorities believe the men to be the victim’s nephews and that this was a revenge
hit sparked by a murder believed to have been committed by Ademir last year. Only speculation
at this point, but damn, that is some brutality right there.
>>692935052
I've shot a deer and watched it run about 300 feet before collapsing before.
I guess you've played a lot of video games though so you know how bullets work better than me. Don't get shot in the toe! Bullets are magic
>>692931608
Was that nerve gas?
>>692934630
No it isn't. It works every time.
>>692935399
> bell ringing intensifies
>>692935415
You can look in this fucking thread and see people get shot point blank like that and fall straight down.
>>692926356
Killed for his ivory.
>>692934946
These don't prove anything except for your gullibility
>>692935431
The only thing I can make up is that there was some kind of gas leak beneath the manhole cover and he wanted to show his kids something funny by dropping some firework in the manhole and that ignited the gas?
>>692934946
Staged false flag. do you even redpill
Idk who is posting the gore with information but you are the real MVP
Probably this guy
>>692934480
>>692930604
Perfect loop
>>692934644
Watch the guys body as it slides
>>692935655
Well I didn't say anywhere that I believed the stories the news posted. I just dropped some links to prove it wasn't fake but I didn't say it was staged.
>>692935210
Why is there pizza on his leg?
>>692931987
I love the brazil police force. Just kill the fucking lowlifes, theres no due process for fucking retards.
>>692935846
he just came from 4chan
>>692935508
Jesus fuck. This is bait right? You can't honestly believe that every single person reacts to getting shot the same way, no matter what caliber or where they were shot, right?
>>692934103
nice bait anon
>>692935659
Raw sewage produces hydrogen sulfide
>>692935976
This will be a classic. Underrated gif lol
>>692935976
Nicely made!! If you can remove the black bar I will use this with the 4 pictures the next time I'm gonna post it!!
>>692935293
probably the worst one of the thread
>>692935642
Why does this make me horny? I'm not being edgey or anything. I'm just so confused about why vore is so hot
>>692934256
I hate fat people so much this makes me so happy.
>>692935896
Good job. I bet you took a very long time working on this. probably took you a whole hour.
>>692936119
And now that goat has his honor back.
>>692935948
The hand is white, perp was supposedly black nigger
>>692936151
It's because the last picture is in a different aspect ratio. I don't think gifs support transparency
>>692936119
impressive, surprised by clean cut
1/3
Today I have a gory gift for all the good boys and girls. A bear mauling that took place near
the Denali Highway in the state of Alaska, USA on April 15th, 2016. Circumstances of the attack
are still unclear but the bear left an indelible impression on the victim. Authorities have not
released the name of the victim but he is expected to survive. Looks more like a failed shotgun
suicide if you ask me.
>>692935642
Why is there a tail hanging out from the snek's mouth? In the beginning? Did it eat a rat first?
2/3
3/3
>>692934470
story?
>>692935210
this guy have som balls..
>>692935366
Dumb as fuck
>>692936256
How black was he?
>>692935948
>>692935975
Just check out the weird shit surrounding the event. Like this fucker right here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6E73GWjWCs
>>692936088
Someone have the story to this?
>>692935216
She called me a fag,
Booked her body bag
>call me a foreigner,
>call you a coroner.
>>692931101
Based pedestrian
>>692936570
that was an off duty cop
>>692936508
>>692936550
He survives a knife attack and ran out but the attacker follows him inside a store and finish the job
Look at his arm and the blood trail in the floor
>>692936631
No half measures Walter...
>>692936278
whats happening?
>>692935508
Well there. Maybe it has something to do with following
1. What weapon
2. Where is hit
>>692936811
nerve gas
>>692935550
Could chew corn on the cob through a chicken wire fence.
>>692936508
>crisis actors
https://youtu.be/8LzHNEgYekU
Fuck
>people who look alike are the same person!
Don't go to las Vegas or Hawaii, you'll realize Elvis is alive and he's always watching you
>>692936811
nerve gas. really
>>692928096
alive.. alive.. alive... alive... DEAD!!!
>>692936684
Ha, figured that, his situational awareness wasn't up to scratch, was it. Random street thing was it?
>>692935366
"Hey wanna see my superman impression?"
...
>>692936942
Awww you're so funny. I see grieving boyfriends/girlfriends all the time well dressed and reminiscing the day after their significant other was killed. All the time.
>>692937098
wow only 10 minutes this time? good work m9
>>692935550
underated
>>692937161
Hehehe yeah
>>692936278
That is fucking brutally efficient.
>>692935642
>>692936631
story?
>>692934991
Story?
>>692937296
What a beauty!
>>692937301
see
>>692936768
then pic related
>>692937296
>Dex vs str
But seriously can't even take down someone several weight classes below
>>692925624
>filename
>>692934604
*fictitious Islamic heaven
>>692935508
Depends on caliber and location of the shot. Having shot my fair share . People don't always drop straight down. .45 acp usually will drop a person. 9mm is rather unreliable but you have higher cap mags to supreme and move. I've seen a brother shot 9 times and still return fire then walk til he dropped dead. Real life is different from the movies.
>>692937450
I don't get it. He inhales before the act and still is down less than 30 seconds?
>>692936379
nutcase still got the bear.
>>692936334
Pythons have the ability to push their windpipes out of their mouths whilst swallowing large prey to allow them to breathe. Probably not the case here but still interesting.
>>692937450
yeah didn't 'splain the cop stabbing that dude to death in asia some where
>>692937623
45. Strong 9mm is too weak
>>692926356
1 kid stole gun from drug dealer in south america
2 tried to sell it back to drug dealer
3 drug dealer didn't want to do that shit so he just blasted the kid's fucking brains out
>>692937116
Oh, good for you I guess? Maybe you should see someone about this.
In all seriousness though, or minds cope weirdly. Within a few hours of my dog violently dying in my arms, I was laughing and eating candy. Just because something looks a certain way, doesn't mean it is. And if you look at things with the mindset of "this is fake" it will seem fake. If you, like a normal person, just accept it and don't care/dwell on something that in a year you will have completely forgotten about (unless you start sticking a web of yarn between photos on your wall) then it's normal.
Here's some thought:
Does it affect me
Why would someone go through this much trouble
Why should I care
>>692937524
because speed is better than weight.
>>692937818
except the kid is still alive... there's another posted months after that one
>>692931050
if you ever find yourself in this situation get a hold of the guys helmet, you now have a handle on a head and you can pretty much direct the guys head whereever you want
>>692937930
>ultimate sheep
>>692932615
idiot nigras
>>692933207
im the same bro
>>692936317
He survived he even has a new face now
>>692938289
Source?
>>692934470
kek
>>692938382
Kek?
>>692937551
Posed for the shot
>>692938065
Nice! Now I hope you're not using a cell phone. Those cause tumors filled with microchips that are activated when you get a vaccination.
Brings up the questions.
>why would they do it
>why would they do it like that
>why would they leave clues
>does this affect me in the slightest
Maybe you're the only one not involved... maybe we're watching you... maybe we need to be more direct?
>>692937623
Can't decide wherever soldier or street nigger.
>>692931579
Is that Geoffrey?
>>692930910
nice, wish he would come to London and punch the shit out of Bob Geldof
>>692938524
Fuckk off tinfoil hat fag
>>692938700
What is a tinfoil fag?
>>692938377
I forgot i saw it on a rekt thread like a month ago
>>692938524
Yes. I say we leave more clues. Remember the rules everyone.
>>692938760
You, you conspiracy obsessed faggot
>>692938800
kek
>>692925998
I like how the dust starts raining down because of the shockwave of the bullets.
>>692938473
what a shitty way to die
>>692936278
more of this stuff?
>>692933802
kekmaximus, my fucking sides
>>692928096
i shouldnt
>>692938975
i do not have
https://youtu.be/53ZBhZACc64
>>692938619
Kek, moron just blew his face off, didn't even aim right
>>692925468
>>692925048
>>692924750
I am on rekt threads all the time and finally some I haven't seen before.
>>692938545
>When the water is room temperature
>>692938524
If you're talking about why they would want guns taken away then the answer is simple. Power. Unarmed populous means it's much easier to control.
>>692934942
>>692933747
fake as fuck
>>692939148
I dont give a shit, shut up with your stupid little inputs
>>692934991
he bf was right there and did nothing
this gives me massive boner
>>692939145
Yeah. Seems like he was a bit afraid of what is going to happen and fucked it up
>>692937658
No blood in the brain
>>692937296
I thought blue was gonna get fucked up but damn
>>692939397
Reminds me of Kingsman.
