Waifu claiming thread.
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>>692902319
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>692914788
Yes. I'd dominate you ;)
Miho claimed
Im gonna stab a bitch.
Claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHlegwljVXE
>>692914967
You're doing god's work comrade!
And claimed as always!
Trips for kyouko nudes
BONGO TIME!
QOTT: weirdest thing you've ever put your dick in?
>>692915022
lewd
>>692915306
A birdhouse.
>>692915322
roll
>>692915022
ship with me? :3
>>692915306
A corpse.
>>692915407
Already taken
>>692915226
I already posted a lewd for trips.
Quads or nothing.
>>692915225
Thank you, it's no problem really!
Closing up at work now.
>>692913199
There's a lot to choose from man.
>>692913812
Wasn't the intention there friendo. The banter got out of hand. Jesus Christ, that is a apply noose situation. Hey you couldn't tell her this time but next time I'm sure you'll have something. Even if it's small, it's still a first step.
>Turned into a ghost
Oh yeah you were off the molly.
>>692913839
True that. It can go a long way and sometimes it's worth the extra dollar. Kek, they make organic cereal?
>>692914447
You always make me chuckle when I need it the most.
>Best idol claimed
>>692915489
You work 24/7
>>692915445
;-;
>>692915444
akiko
>>692915464
>quads
I got this.
>>692915306
hand :^)
roll
Still here
>>692915800
I can put up with sachi using ":^)" but I still don't like it .-.
roll
>>692915263
Nice try, desu~
Off to sleep now.
Have a good day everyone.
>>692915306
you :^)
>>692915995
learn to like it :^)
roll
>>692916060
goodnight
>>692914816
>>692915833
Got cheese sauce or chili? Burgers and dogs shouldn't be a problem right? Fries?
>>692914849
>sanae
Yeah boi!
>>692915263
It's bingo!
>mermaid man and barnacle boy reference
>>692915306
Both of my hands
>>692915571
It's what I do, bibi
>>692916060
Night!
hi
Jumping in late! Work tomorrow early but I dont care I love yall
>>692916223
My gorgeous Rikka.
>>692916223
Rikka!
>>692916213
discount karen
>>692916096
You're such a tease :p
>>692916156
:↑(
roll
>>692916194
I could never masturbate with both hands, I usually use the second to hold my magazine
>>692916483
am i???
>>692916341
Hello my sweet <3 how are you doing?
>>692916374
Oh its my favorite boat! Are you drinking again tonight??
>Hamakaze claimed
Also shinoa, im going fine now thanks for asking
>>692916374
Hey discount megumeme how've you been
>>692915306
What kind of question is that?
I expect better from you Konata!
>>692915464
You always set it up, and I thank you for you're dedication to /waifu/ .
You're awesome remember that friend!
>>692915571
Totally! And organic milk as well!
The cereal is full of things you normally you can't get. But it's better to space out the timing between eating cereal. I add berries and powder to it to help me out during the following day!
>>692916060
Goodnight baker and have a restful sleep!
>>692916194
You deserve it comrade! The ship between Mami and me is official! Please save this as official ship.
>>692916223
What's up Rikka!?
You're amazing as always!
>>692915571
Stop the bullying 2016
I sure hope so, i still dont have any ideas though.
I got lit in the woods, i was a ghost and i haunted lizards to make them drop grass. Good stuff
>>692916849
Are you avoiding the question? ;3
>>692916636
:(
>>692917021
why the sad face?? :x
>>692916639
I'm not >.>
>>692916696
Hey Saber. I've been fine~
Yourself?
>>692917131
I wish I had a ship ;-;
>>692915602
Hardly. Just 7:30am to around 5pm.
>>692917335
why not a ship with me??
>>692916483
:v)
roll
>>692916849
>expecting better from konata
looks like you have you expectations too high
>>692917171
89 cent megumeme
>>692917335
why don't you just change waifu to a ship girl? :v)
>>692917021
No, I'm not!
I never did such a thing Konata.
How about you?
>>692916849
Me amazing?!? Thank you! As are you, hmm nothing much just eating and gonna watch some shows before I go to bed, what are you up to?
>>692917171
Haha good, I still love you either way <3
>>692916223
You should go to sleep lol!
How's it going?
>>692917618
Maid person
>>692917733
You love me more when drunk? ;-;
>>692917335
You have chen
But you are a alut
>>692916060
Night.
>>692916194
You do it well. Keep it up.
>>692916223
Aww, how's it going Rikka?
>>692916849
Knew about the organic milk. Grandfather and aunt drink that like water. You must live a very healthy lifestyle huh?
>>692916914
You forgot the hashtag. Eh it'll come to ya with time, lord knows it took me awhile. Even now I'm still not 100%. Living the ghost life man, who doesn't want to spook the fuck out of reptilian creatures.
>>692916483
>magazine
>>692916691
Glad to hear you're feeling much better. But was that pay good though? :p
>>692916849
Gotcha! Need Mami in here then I got you
>>692918118
I try
>>692917415
who is this? :o
>>692917410
Those are pretty good hours
>>692917618
I might, I need to look more into the ship anime ;O
roll
>>692917626
I've put my peen in a pudding cup and shampoo bottle, nothing too weird, I did put nail polish on it, that really burns don't try it :(
>>692918098
He hates me, and you're back mystery anon :O
>>692917171
Good. Playing Dark souls so late replies
>>692918199
Usually playboy ;o
>>692918118
Maki get
>already know who
>>692918214
who do you think it is???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOI3cz9RsFg
>>692918199
Two hundred dollars closer to a gaming rig
>>692918310
Alright, what kind of build are you going for?
>>692918214
>>692918380
kagami!!!!
You are the only guy who writes in this stipid way
>>692918380
I hope sachi, kirie, ashlotte, syndra, chocolate, tristana but I like everyone :3
>>692917889
Nahhhh not now, maybe in like 2 hours haha its going alright how are ya??
>>692918073
No no I love you more when you arent but I love you either way
>>692918118
Its going just fine! How are you doing softie??
>>692916033
>>692916194
No, I mean Bongo!
>Makoto
>>692918601
is this chen??
>stupid way
>>692918664
neither of those actually....
>
>>692918214
Slut.
+shitposter
nobody likes you
>>692918537
Quality like usual in DS3. Doing NG+ because a weapon exclusive to it
>>692918884
Yes, is Chen.
>>692918696
I'm doing great! I don't have work in the morning and SGDQ (Summer Games Done Quick) started this week! I'm watching a guy speedrun Tony Hawk's Underground
Welp, I'll head off for my run now. If I don't come back, it's because it's two in the damn morning and I got murdered or some shit. Bye.
>>692918696
Eheh~
How have you been?
>>692918973
Wray kind of weapon is it?
>>692918430
Noticed
https://youtu.be/GzAyZCqw24k
>>692918532
Yay!
>>692918879
The African kongo?
>>692919224
Take care!
It's finally 4th of July!
>>692918884
:O
>>692918932
You like me, and I like you :3
>>692919085
you're the only person that ever calls my way of writing stupid!!
heya chen!! how are you??
>>692919224
please don't get murdered....
>>692918973
The coil sword?
>>692919224
Dont get raped!
>>692919273
Ye
>>692919326
O:
>>692917618
Maybe it was but it's Konata, you'll never know what's going to happen!
>>692917733
I'm drifting in blissful drunkenness.
You're very welcome! I would ship with you but I taken for! And very happy about it!
Sleep is wonderful! You being on is wonderful as well!
>>692918118
VERY!
But it does cause pimples if you drink it excess amounts.
I try to maintain it to such things to keep me feeling happy and energized!
>>692918199
I got screencap if want confirmation.
>>692918214
You never fail me to amuse me Konata!
Stay gold my psycho friend!
>>692918214
;o
why did you put nail polish on your dick?
roll
>>692918932
i like him ;-;
>>692919326
it was 4th of July 8 hours ago :o
>>692918118
I sure hope so man, it just worries me more and more
Dude i can spook anything, rocks, trees, lizards, pig people, you name it. Being a ghost sucks though and trying to find an alter to revive is the worse
>>692919468
It's like 2am you need rest v_v
>>692919475
Glad to amuse :)
>>692919493
It's 12:15am
I thought it would make good lube but it just burned my peen ;-;
Wew boy what a day!
Hows it going thread, hows your evening/day/morning?
>>692919995
YUNO!!!!!
Limited Edition Comic Con Exclusive Full Retail Price Shino Reporting in.
>>692919974
I tried to rub one off with toothpaste when I was younger. Dont try it
>>692919974
not without you :3
>>692920091
YYUUUUKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!
>>692919995
Ahhh! Komrade!
I'm feeling so good right now my crazy Italian friend!
>>692919118
Awwww lucky! I get off tomorrow at 1 so I get to enjoy my day a little bit! Sounds sick I wish they would play American wasteland
>>692919268
I have been just fine! Tired as usual but that aint stopping me from getting to you
>>692919475
Ohhhh drunkeness I wanna join you! Its alright I love everyone so you are with me as well wether you like it or not! Sleep is wonderful and you you are 10 times better than sleep
>>692920185
Sounds interesting :0
>>692920197
oh my
>>692920361
Ah shit! That's gud!
Wish I had some beer but I already drinked earlier lel
>>692918199
Up to anything?
>>692918371
Pathetic attempt.
>>692918696
Glad to hear! Eh I've had better nights before, think I listened to too many sad songs. Should avoid doing that during the night.
>>692919273
>I got croissants in Atlanta
Kek. The original is a guilty pleasure.
>>692919475
That's wonderful. Aside from drinking tons of water and getting physical there isn't much I do in that aspect. Yeah that doesn't sound too good haha but hey if it keeps ya going more power to you.
>>692919578
Even if you do find it those worries will be replaced with others. One step at a time man. You can spook rocks? I would rather stay one honestly.
>>692920477
oh my indeed....
>>692919364
I woke up too soon.
How about you?
>>692919974
wow
how long did it burn for? :v)
>>692919995
Tsundere-chan
>>692920755
You say that, I think about hotaru-chan and remember she's going to be gone for a few weeks
>So ronry
>>692920722
you couldn't stay asleep???
>>692920680
cute pic :3
>>692920755
Maybe like 20 minutes :O
roll
1 thread too late, but these threads sometimes scream to me Hitler should've survived and instead been used as a guide.
>>692920252
You know, I never noticed how much her boobs bounce in that gif.
>>692920426
I loved American Wasteland, probably more than the Undergrounds. At least you have most of the day off, plenty of time to do whatever
>>692920993
cute like you :)
>>692921082
Why you staring at me waifu's tatas boy?
You naughty~
Yozora claimed.
Lock your windows, close your doors.
>>692919404
Kitty with titty!
>>692919475
I beleieve you. Wouldnt be the same with the pic and the > right?~
>>692920675
Laying bed looking at my new favorite meme
>maki get
https://youtu.be/HNO5ZNh7NRw
>>692920426
>that aint stopping me from getting to you
>
>>692919404
>>692919268
The Twin Princes Greatsword you need to buy both of their weapons and then combine them into one because they share a soul
>>692921335
>close your doors
Na bro, come on in, I shall welcome you
>>692921222
Look, when you're running towards me with yo tatas floppin' around, I get kinda distracted. Besides, my waifu doesn't exactly have any.
>she do got dis ass
>>692920986
Yes, because of the heat, but that's fortunate, in a way or another. I didn't had time yesterday to listen to more albums, so I am happy that I woke up this early because of the more free time I have to enjoy more music and listen to more albums.
>>692920675
Yeah I know the feeling maki I know that feeling all too well
>>692921082
It was my favorite! I wish I could play it on the ps4 so badly. Yeah I think I will mostly sleep though!
>>692921517
Get over here you <3
>>692921607
I dont blame you for staring~
Mine has both!
>>692921335
>day gif
>
Rapist loose in lincoln park?
>>692921852
Qua-sont
>>692921629
it's still hot there for you?? i hope you can get some more sleep later on!!!
what kinda albums are you listening to???
>>692921852
bad squat
>>692921922
>day gif
Meant dat gif
>>692921556
I see, what SL are you?
>>692921706
What do you wanna do~?
>>692919118
>Underground
Ayy, Eric was a cunt.
>>692921222
Heyo Yuno. When will you be down for some more OW?
>>692921437
You're a few months late m8. Still hilarious nevertheless.
>>692921706
Just came outta no where. Kinda ironic when a comedian makes you sullen.
>>692921706
About the time Project 8 came out is when I switched to the Skate series, but the TH games are so much fun. You should check out the stream. They have a lot of games to run for the rest of the week.
>>692921765
That she do
>have a lewd
>>692921029
desu
>>692920993
:o
i remember one time i wanked 3 times in one session then it burned for like a hour afterwards
it hurt :o
roll
>>692921335
done
what next?
>>692922194
Fuck Eric. Literally the worst character in any video game
>>692921922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEf8yhhxr2g
>>692921984
Good legs.
>>692921222
Checked
>>692921922
>>692921592
They raping everybody out here.
>>692921955
Yes, it is still kinda hope.
Right now I am planning giving a listen to Ghosts I-IV from Nice Inch Nails and Tool-AEnigma.
Thanks for your concern, probably I will sleep, do not worry yourself about it.
How about you, why are you still up?
>>692922194
Yeah gimme a bit, eating right now lol
>>692922250
Where are these bikini yuukis coming from? lol
>>692921437
That link made me laugh so hard I fell out of my lurk.
Back to it.
>>692920675
I guess that is how life goes. I just cant figure the first step, everything after will be easy
I can spook anything, pretty coolio. Well living is easily better, gotta be able to do things
>>692922043
93 going for a 120 build
>>692922370
Nignogs around here are popping fireworks.. while I dont mind it, there's a storm coming
Saw that baby flashing lightning from the distance whilst waiting in line in Mcdonalds
>>692922426
There's some SAO code register game thing that has a lot of pics like these. There's also a good amount of fan art too.
I'm sleepy bye bye!
>>692922255
Sounds fun wish I could join :(
>>692922043
Mouth to mouth!
>>692922194
Yeah I have yet to have a commedian make me feel but I do have those nights when I just listen to only in dreams then jut continue the sad all night
>>692922250
I love them too! Too bad tony hawk 5 was trash. I will check them out through the week and see if they have cool stuff!
Night all!
>>692922503
Alright~
I need to play DkS3 again..
>>692922590
Oh my~
C'mere you
>>692922550
Wew boy, I didnt expect Yuuki to have alot seeing how much screentime she had
>>692922575
>>692922652
Sleep well
>>692922194
FUUUUCK! Well it's new to me! How are you doing?
>maki get
>>692922362
https://youtu.be/4Rk2SAOPXLc
>>692922370
Do I hide my wife and kids?
>>692922450
Glad you like it
See above aswell
>>692919974
Thank you so much mt Mexican friend!
>>692920426
I love your appreciation, but you make waifu what it is! The reason is that you bring the party here!
>>692920631
It's alright you're here and that what matters!
>>692920675
Thank you comrade! You should try it and let me know how good it feels!
I like to help out everyone that has that problem!
>>692921437
What?
Trust me I've been here for a long time!
I'll show you!
I'm sorry that I'm late to respond.
>>692922652
I don't even know who you are nigga
oh yea the anon with 4 waifus lol
>>692922590
Haven't played it at all. I've just read the reviews and watched gameplay.
>>692922745
She's still really popular because of the LN series.
>>692922789
Awe, I'm touched
What you up to nigga?
>>692922803
Nigga please. More like one
Any girl from angel beats
>>692922549
Lucky you.
We aren't allowed to pop fireworks out here. Too many trees, city says it's a fire hazard.
>>692922575
>>692922652
Goodnight
>>692922788
Only if you aren't into cuck porn.
So how is everyone?
>I'm a bad, bad, bad.
>>692922734
Yes captain~
on my way
>>692922789
I love being the party where I am I am glad I could bring happiness to you friend!
>>692922963
I bought it day 1 and I regret doing that\
>>692922963
Damn really? I tried reading the LN once cause I couldnt bare to wait a week for SAOII episodes but.. I forgot I hate reading lmao
>>692923136
That the beauty of Texas! We probably have way more freedom (minus the weed)
I'm pretty good, hung out with bros, ate cici's, swimmed and drinked
>>692922377
ohhhh, have you listened to tool before?? i love them!!!
mmmm okay then, but worrying is what i do best!!! i still hope you get some good sleep....
ummm, no reason really, i tried to go to sleep earlier but couldn't!!
>>692923257
What made it so bad besides being rushed out?
>>692923334
Oh yeah. She's got a huge following of fans. She's basically the good version of Kirito (i.e. strong, but not fucking OP as fuck) in my opinion
>>692922575
goodnight bby
roll :o
>>692923600
I knew that from the anime when Kirito got btfo by her twice lol
>>692923337
I never listened to them before, therefore it would be a new experience (I tried a song and they seemed fine), but you loving them gives me some good vibes about it.
You should get some sleep aswell.
>>692923257
Be here faster!
>>692922984
I'm up to being drunk!
You're awesome! Keep being here!
You light up my day with your crazy and responsible RESPONSES! you're A TRUE KOMRADE!
>>692923257
You're ALWAYS WELCOME TO our heaven our waifu!
>>692922352
Agreed. Did you ever get the second ending where you deck him in the face?
>>692922426
Kek, didn't mean today. Not feeling it.
>>692922450
Take this before you go.
>>692922471
You have a point. The initial step is always the hardest. Damn that sounds like a nice perk. Man I don't know, spooking shit is pretty tempting.
>>692922590
Watch Bo Burnham then. Hilarious guy but a little too realistic at times.
>>692922788
Haha, enjoy it while it last. Ok, could be better. Just a tough night.
>>692922789
Anytime friendo. You're a swell guy ya know. I'll give it a shot one day.
>>692915444
story?
also checked
>>692922789
Lol ok!
>>692923136
Good cause im not
Pretty good. You?
>>692923334
I'm from Texas, too.
>>692923826
Oh stahp it, you're making me blush!
>>692923861
Oh alrighty lol just hit me up when you wanna play
>>692923878
What part?
>>692923735
Kirito is basically the reason everyone hates the anime I think. Remove him and we'll be set.
>>692923861
Hell yeah I did, and I loved every second of it.
>>692923861
It will work out. Its a decent perk, but not good enough to die for.
Yo bo burnham is my dude, new special made me sad though
>>692923956
>>692924162
Really? I thought it was the rush pacing of the anime
>Starts out with saying 100 floors
>2nd episode skips 2 years
>Skipped out 3/4 floors
Not to mention the setback of the 2nd half in the first SAO..
>>692923600
Everything to be honest! it was so so so bad
>>692923773
Im working on it! I need you!
>>692923826
Awww thank you so much you are to
kind to me!
>>692923861
Will do! Hope I dont get sad too....fuck t it will be a new adventure
Ughhhh gotta be up in 5 hours, gonna go to bed now talk to you guys tomorrow!
>>692923769
ill try to!!! thank you for worrying about me chen!!
hmm...here's one of my favorite songs from tool i can't remember if it's on aenemia!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDlC7oG_2W4
>>692923867
Pretty good, too.
Going to sleep soon I think.
>>692924047
Southeast, right next to the Gulf.
>>692924371
Well, he's one of the reasons lol. Lots of people hate it because of the pacing, characterization (or lack thereof). I enjoyed it but I recognize its flaws
>>692924431
I'll be sure to never play it then!
I'm gonna call it a night. Later everyone!
>>692924003
feet feet feet
>>692924556
Damn you're close to shinoa bro
>>692924615
Hmm I like to self insert myself as kirito becaue of his lack of persona. Ah well, sleep well yuuki!
>>692924162
>kirito
In between side-characters never getting screen time, a rushed plot, horrible direction and a forced second half, 2 years worth of semen are hard to wash out you will find.
Plus the writing is generally pretty poor.
>>692924431
>>692924615
Night frenemy and yuuki!
>>692923861
Wouldnt ask. I'd feel like I'm prying
>maki roll
>>692924556
So galveston? Htown right here
hello niggers. don't mind me i'm just here for the free food.
>>692924448
Your favorite song? Wow, this day is blessed ready, this is very kind of you.
Sounds great, I'm giving it a listen right now, the guitar sounds good.
Thanks for sharing and no problem. It bugs me, but people don't really realize that being kind and caring should be normal.
>>692924047
Will do. Did you make it past rank 25? Need to get those competitive juices going.
>>692924162
I know right? Gah he was a prick man. Too bad the newer ones aren't as good.
>>692924172
Yes it will. Maybe so but it's fun while it last. You like him too? Ayy yeah I found him a little while ago, been watching all of his shows. Make Happy was absolutely wonderful but the closing song got me. That's actually why I feel down at the moment.
>Are You Happy?
Goddamn it Bo, you lyrical genius.
>>692924431
His last show was the only one that was really sad. Hope you enjoy it though! Sleep tight Rikka.
>>692924615
Night.
>>692925028
Nah it's nothing personal. Listening to too much sad shit, like this. It's going away more and more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9jRv1cnjDA
>>692924912
Had SAO stick to aincrad with actually clearing the floors it would have been more flavoriful
Keep asuna as the badass heroin
Keep romance to a minimum
Give kirito personality (SAO abridge is perfect example) and we'd be golden
>>692925101
That picture has changed. It used to be 25, when you achieved wizardom, and learned some of your first spells. I'm certain quite a few people in this thread know at least one or two spells.
>>692925242
Nah not yet, a/c work has cut out time for me to play vidya
>>692923861
Arigato
>>692924847
Neato!
>>692925028
I'm a good 1-2 hours away from Galveston. Beaumont is the closest big city. I don't go to Galveston very much. Too many feels after my Grandad died.
>>692925434
i blame reddit
>>692925124
awwww!!!! you're very warm today chen...i love it!!!
and i think so too!! i like being nice!
>>692925562
Lucky.. I'm way the fuck over in dallas
>>692925617
also lvl 34 magician reportin fur dewdy
>>692925386
I don't know, a lot of that just seems like a "If it wasn't shit, it wouldn't have been shit" kind of deal.
>>692925818
What do you propose to make sao better?
I loved sao regardless but still I wished it was more about aincrad
>>692925474
Ah well hey it'll be good practice before we hit the big leagues.
>>692925535
Anytime shipmate.
>>692924003
Nice feet
>>692925659
I was actually thinking about moving near Dallas for a job, but I found a better paying one where I am.