Kiss a guy somewhere random in public.

>>692912520
tits or gtfo

You should do nothing. Itll happen eventually.

Tits or gtfo cunt

Checcem

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>>692912520
You know the drill tits out too

Whats your snap op I'll fuck u

Wait for the right one fam

>>692912630
That's what I used to tell my self but idk anymore

How bigs your penis

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Comparison is the theft of joy. You look very cute from that picture.

>>692912695
>>>692912520 (OP)
>You know the drill tits out too

Fuckkk

paper on head

>>692912520
1) Get banned from 4chan.
2) Go make something out of your life. You're not going to be happy trying to live someone elses' happiness.
3) Do what makes you happy.
4) Mingle with other people, just get to know people. Work on socialization skills, it really does help.
5) You'll find someone, don't rush it. if you rush it you can end up in an abusive relationship liked I did. Take the time to find the right one. You'll know when you do, it might not be instantly, but when you do - you'll know.

>>692912695
Wtf

>>692912520
send me money and ill be your bf or gf or whatever you want me to be dad sis mom uncle son gma whatever paypal.me/Robolaxen

You'll be fine op.

>>692912753
Meh. Trust me im in the same boat and I aint worryin bout shit

>>692912695
Looks delicious

>>692912520
its not too late to post tits then gtfo

>>692912861
I'm starting to worry that there's something about me that people just don't like or something

tits

>>692913188
yeah, the fact that you didn't show us your tits already

All these lonley men asking for tits. Just look up porn fam

>>692913188
There are people that most people dont like, but theres always someone who likes em

>>692912695
Replying to this loser.

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>>692913301

>>692912695
fucken eh

Ay. In the same boat. I wouldn't worry about it too much. There's much more to life than dating guys. You're better off finding someone you care about than rushing just to cross dating off a checklist. For now enjoy the freedom of being single.

if you show tits we'll rate

>>692913301
>implying i dont already have 7 tabs and 2 separate monitors of porn running

>>692913188
find some guy to train you to be worth the effort

All these people want nudes and i want pictures of spiderman FeelsBadMan

>>692912520
get a male escort to take your virginity

>finally of age
>tfw going Amsterdam in a month with the lads to hit up the red light district

gonna be good

>>692912520
you've got a boyish face im calling a trap on this one guys

>>692912695
Faggot

>>692913188
Here's something more comforting than it may seem: Nobody fucking cares.

That awkward moment from 4th grade? The one that makes you want to disappear into the wall behind you? Nobody on earth remembers it but you. Your half-assed reply in a recent casual conversation? It was disregarded before you finished your first reminiscion of it shortly after. What people who know you percieve as your hopes and dreams? What they actually are, these people's opinions of them shouldn't have more influence on them than whatever the time spent discussing with them hold.

>>692912520
You could start by showing your tits

>>692913784
That could be true we need a better pic op. if youre a trap then it's obvious why people dont like you.

>>692913784
nah, its female the eyes give it away

>>692912520
>fishing for compliments this hard
Just pick a guy you like, ask him to hang out with you casually, do some boring shit girls do, look at him with puppy eyes and kiss him when you feel like you've got him
How hard can it be?

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>>692912520
Jeez OP, you're a fucking female. If you walk outside your house, you'll literally have cock wanting you every moment. All you have to do is look average/pretty.

Women have so much more of an advantage in getting a relationship. Men actually have to put forth much more effort.

>>692912520
I felt the same way, didn't find the one until I was 21. Don't feel discouraged and don't try to force it, enjoy life and it will happen when it happens

>>692912695
you bastard

>>692912520
Literally any girl even if they're ugly or socially akward have a good chance at making it with plenty of guys

>>692912520
Develop an interest, something you're really into. This sounds like BS, but follow things that you are interested in. So that when people look at you they say "She really likes reading all kinds of book" or science or film, or politics or music. Whatever your interests are, hone that. It won't be for everyone, and that's good, you want to be true to yourself and weed out incompatible partners. It's just better and more positive and memorable for people to look at you and say "She is all about saving the bees" than "She's just so lonely but can't find anyone" Don't make that be your defining characteristic. Work on becoming an complete, full person on your own, not one half of a couple. That way, if a guy treats you bad, you will be able to walk away and not need to stay out of fear of being alone.

>>692912520
OP, im male 19 and a kissless virgin too, and never had a gf, don't feel too bad cuz i'm on the same boat as you

Let's make this easy
What area do you live in? Find an attractive person or anon if you're desperate and talk. You literally have the easiest role in courtship.

>>692912695
ass

>>692913994
>>692914041
sad but true

>>692912695
fuck

>>692912520
I want to see your vagina.
For science.

>>692912695
fuck u

least give us an area code, maybe the one for you in on this board

>>692912520
Where are you from?

>>692912520
m 20 here kissles ,virgin,autism lvl 100,neet.

Feet video

>>692912520
tits or gtfo

>>692912520
get mani and pedicures. just trust me.

Kissless until 17, never fucked until 21.

Don't worry.

>>692912695
fuk

>>692914435
I'm from Canada

>>692912861
Damn good advi anon

>>692914121
lol youre not in the same boat as her, she can get dick anytime she wants. You're just shit outta luck

>>692912695
Kys

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TITS OR GTFO

>>692912520
post tits we'll be honest about them swearzies

So many white knights here, 4 chan is turning into tumblr

>>692914540
That's not true.. he can probably get dick anytime he wants too

>>692914540
ik lmao, but just thought i should put my situation, im depressed af too, and always in my room playin games doesnt help either, just unlucky

>>692912520
Show your full face so we can rate

OH NO SHES A KANOOK

>>692914661
Your askin for a blowjob

just throwing it out there, Canadian girls are pretty hot

>>692912695
Fuckkk

>>692914741
dammit you fucker you made me laugh too much at that

>>692913549
Damn anon

>>692914540
this is kinda true but it works both ways too. there will always be a dude ready to fuck op but there will always be a whale for that anon to fuck as well.

you should start by not browsing 4chan, everyone on here is a socially inept nerd lol

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If I can pontificate a bit, for your edification, one of the rules of the internet is "There are no girls on the internet".
This rule does not mean what you think it means
In real life, people like you for being a girl. They want to fuck you, so they pay attention to you and they pretend what you say is interesting, or that you are smart or clever. On The internet, we dont have the chance to fuck you. This means the advantage of being a "girl" does not exist. You dont get a bonus to conversation just because I'd like to put my cock in you.
When you make a post like, "hurr durr. Im a girl" you're begging for attention. The only reason to post it is because you want your girl-advantage back, because you are too vapid and too stupid to do or say anything interesting without it. You are forgetting the rules, There are no girls on the internet.
The one exception to this rule, the one way you can get your "girlness" back on the internet, is to post your tits. This is, and should be degrading for you, an admission that the only interesting thing about you is your naked body.
tl;dr: tits OR GET THE FUCK OUT

>>692912695
Y tho

>>692915032
tru

>>692912695
feelsbad

you are a virgin cus you are not a hoe, everyone asking for tits, you dont give tits, then show face, you dont show full face..

>>692915032
sad but oh so true

>>692912695
Fuckk 3rd time today go fuck yourself

78 replies and not a picture worth a damn, no rules followed, and yet fools are still chatting this bitch up.

>>692915057
I've heard this copy pasta before.

>wise words

>>692912520
OP, don't listen to these faggots. Just do what feels right. You're a human being that is hard coded to breed, the only awkwardness will come from trying to hold yourself back.

>>692915057
OP has already abandon thread

>>692912695
I just reported this. Have fun in the pokey. Faggot

>>692912695

>>692915277
>yet fo
youre a fool for chattin here too anon

>>692915341
I'm still here

>>692915057
>>692915285
see
>>692913453

>>692912520
Focus on career, money, and stability in life. THEN you get all the romance and all that money-sucking sadness.

>>692915427
show tits btch

>>692915427
pls be my gf

>>692915427
prove it by explaining what you think people dont like about you.

>>692915427
Can u post a pic of your face u look pretty cute

>>692912695
I'm only replying because tits

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>>692912520
Post full frontal with timestamp now please.

>>692912695
shiet

no pics no proof

>>692915427
seriously if you show tits you will get guys so show tits everyone here already wants to bang you

>>692915427
look, there are other people in similar situations like youre in, 18-20 with no experience with relationships, im one of them, i should know, just talk to friends and find an interest and follow it

>>692912520
OP, don't post your tits for all of these faggots to spread around the internet. Just go out and have fun.

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>>692915576
Fine
>>692915558
I can't talk to people. I freeze up and stutter and end conversations horribly. Sometimes I just leave without responding because I can't think of something to say.

>>692915427
see >>692913755

if you're so desperate to lose it, a male escort is the way.

Attention seeking.

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im 26 and a super virgin, never even held a girl's hand before!
Lets get married!

>>692915847
then find someone as awkward as you and you dont have to think of anything to say, just say whatever you want

>>692912695
Momma

>>692915847
You aint gotta say shit, you have tits

>>692915971
LUL

>>692915847
lose the glasses. you're hotter without them.

OP, just learn to suck dick. Go around giving out free blowjobs, sooner or later one of them will leave you with his number

>>692913994
I fucking hate that this is a true so much that I thought for a second that it wouldn't be bad to have a mental illness and just get a sex change for the advantages of being a woman. Seriously wtf. I mean I don't have trouble with women or anything as I've had girlfriends and shit but seriously its like easier being a woman in terms of relationships. Btw OP, just ask a fucking guy if you want to kiss because, chances are he's going to say yes and I guarantee 100% that he will because you're a pretty girl and he's just a guy. Not a special guy or a Brad Pitt or anything. Just normal guy like every other guy that will say yes because he's going to get to kiss a girl. Doesn't have to be Kim Kardashian level of hot or anything. He will just do it.

>>692915847
Find a substance that helps you (weed alcohol) something like that to chill you out

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>>692915835

>>692915847
Beauty

>>692915847
seriously, go fuck yourself.

>>692915847
I met a girl like you today, OP. The most precious girl I've ever been on a date with. I'm gonna make her all mine.

>>692913301
I don't want to see her shitty tits, I'm just enforcing the rules.

>>692916052
Wrong.

>>692915847
Coming from a kissless male virgin of 23, 0/10 would not fuck.

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>>692912695

>>692915847
OP
>>692915837
This anon here:

Do you want to kik or something? I can one on one chat with you. Don't listen to these basement dwelling losers.

>>692912695
i honeestly wanna try and eat a slice of that ha

>>692915847
Ok so eventually you will just meet someone who doesnt wanna talk either. Ezpz. As long as you arent some annoying prick of a girl who just wants to party all day, dresses like a hoe, paints her face with makeup, and does other dumb shiz like that you find some fag that will suit you fine.

>>692916052
I absolutely love glasses on girls so I say keep them on OP.

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>>692915971
You're a virgin because your memes are weak as shit.

>>692916225
kill urself faggot

>>692916266
this

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>>692915662

>>692916361
Get v& underage..

>>692912695
imn

>>692912695
fuk off

Op or any other kissless friends. I didn't have my first kiss untill 19 and lost my virginity at 21. You'll be fine. I'm 28 and have had plenty of experiences suxual and otherwise.

>>692916225
>basement dwelling loser calling other people basement dwelling losers
>so desperate he wants to hook up with a girl off 4chan
>can't get a girl in real life

neck yourself you waste of oxygen.

>>692915847
What State do you live in OP?

>>692915847
OP just hop on omegle or someshit to practice talking to people, go out, hang with friends or someshit, and im sure you will meet guys

>>692916540
I live in Canada

>>692916540
here we go

>>692912695
I am a very good at it and I will be a good time to time and money to pay for the late reply but I think I can do it for the late reply but I think I can do it for the late

>>692916513
I don't want to hook up with her, faggot.
>this mad

>>692912695
Ill save you mom

>>692915847
Your personality must be garbage or you aren't trying very hard, because I know of people far less attractive than you who have gotten laid.

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>>692916225
What a faggot

>>692915847
NUDES
or a better face pic

>>692916717
whats sad is that this is so true

>>692916717
I'm pretty sure my personality is garbage

Uhhh???

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>>692912695
STOP WITH THE ANTIPROTECTION SHIT FAGGOT

>>692912520
Lie and say your saving yourself for marriage

>>692912695
Fuck you ya fucking nigger I'll paint the walls with your shit you kike

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>>692916698
>i d-don't want to h-hook up with her

>>692916621
Welp I was going to invite you over for some steak and shake but you live in Canada. Oh well.

>>692916621
This explains a lot, buddy.

>>692915847
Not that this will help but the only way to conquer this social anxiety is to practise. Start small, go out and buy a coffee or walk through a store, talk a bit to the workers or just be around in a social environment which can build up the nerves to talk a bit more.

>>692916621
Are u gonna post tits or not I don't wanna waste my time

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>>692916394

>>692916841
Well what are your interests then?

>>692916921
Kys

>>692912695
MAMA!!!!

>>692917005
>kys
this isn't facebook you monumental faggot.

>this many underage faggots
Jesus Christ, virgins.

I'd recommend a bleach cocktail, ya cunt.

>>692917005
Faggots first.

>>692912695
huhuh

Tits or GTFO, Autismo.
Timestamp or it doesn't count.

>>692912695
No please

>>692917005
The fuck you say nigger? Time and place Fite me faggot.

>>692912695
my mom just died. don't you wanna come over and abuse her corpse along with me?

Give us kik op.

>>692916841
lul just go simple and talk to ppl on omegle or chatroullete or someshit, if you freeze up, just skip that person and try to talk to someone else

>>692912695
Poolkju

>>692917097
Being this mad over 3 letters...

Is it hard to lick the window with your helmet?

>>692915847
>Sometimes I just leave without responding because I can't think of something to say.

how's that autismo working out for you?

>>692912695
bcvb

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>>692913899
Exactly this.

>>692912695
Fuck you

>>692917272
Kiss me first you faggot.

>>692916841
If you want actual advice just sorta own your awkwardness. Once you accept that you're likely to make a fool out of yourself it'll stop bothering you, and then you'll end up doing it less.

>>692917154
We'll do it together <3

>>692912695
noooooooooooo

>>692912520
Please watch WataMote.

>>692912695
ay

>>692912695
oh you fucking piece of shit

You're all a bunch of underage faggots.

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TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT

>>692912695
Cockend

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>>692912695
My mom's dead already...

>>692916052
way hotter with glasses, keep them (but only if you also need them. as someone with eyes just as bad as they come, i hate all those fucking hipsters that wear glasses solely for the looks)

>>692917867
im 19 you basement living fag

Canadian here. Bored as fuck sexually cause gf won't go on birth control. Have made girls who literally could not comfortably speak a word in a social environment into outgoing banter...ers...Anyway, let's fuck. You're cute.

>>692918202
Hahaha ok
My address is 1234 you'reAFaggot Ave.

Kik: RubenCZ777
Hmu changos

Actually don't make any effort, as any girl would do, because effort is called testosterone effect to look for power. But try to look for your heart inside, then give it to someone.

post more pictures of your self OP

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>>692918202
>>692917654
>>692917515
>>692917418
>>692917324
>>692916991
>>692916941
>>692916921
>>692916861
fucking faggots

>>692918459
IS TITS OR GTFO

>>692915847
Connie?

>>692912520
do you have deformed boobs or a weird vagina?

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>>692918530
Oh look a summerfag.

>>692912695
Reply

>>692918530
I'd trade the sex for several thousands of dollars worth of armour any day.

ITT: A bunch of faggots that think by cheering up OP, and sharing how they alone and rejected they are as well, she will realize gentlemen were always on 4chin and will spread her vagina to them lmao, OP probably is some fat faggot too, 1/8 because you made me reply OP, it really pisses me off to see /b/ is (even more) filled with faggots that will reply to a thread just for the slim chance of a girl being the OP and chatting with them over kik

>>692912695
Ok

>>692912695
You bastard

>>692912520
youre joking, right? you have pretty eyes, lets see that face and eventually tits ok just kidding. how old are you, might i ask?

>>692912520
talk to me, kik onemoreprime. youre cute, lets get to know each other, maybe meet up.

>>692918974
Its summer; what do you expect?

>>692919091
read the fucking thread you fag, it says 19

is it cause you're fat

>>692912695
nice pizza, asshat

>>692919091
>tips fedora
>m'lady

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>>692918799
do you even 4chan?

>>692919091
>just kidding
>might I ask
>Would you accept to go on a date with me ma lady?
>being this beta faggot
>might I ask

god, please an hero

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>>692918974
Who likes girls anyway? Like seriously, what are they all? Faggots? Goddamn.

>>692919091
>how old are you, might i ask?

are you thick in the head or just pretending?

>>692919091
faggot. This board is 18+

>>692912695
fuck you mane

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>>692919091
>>692919091

>>692912695
Feegfs

Are you sexually attracted to boys? Would it point out if I ask you what expression you like? Then show him what you like from you, he will look at you

Mm, it depends. If you have a very feminine penis, then all you need to do is go hang out at a coffee shop. Some swarthy, tall dark and handsome man, who looks like he ought to be riding a horse in a suit of armor, but instead has the simplest, but smartest looking button down shirt on will definitely introduce himself to you, explain that he likes reading, animals, and makes a lot of money (but not too much) at this office job, where he's very respected by all of his peers, but not in a way that lets it go to his head. He'll then hold your hand, and ask if he can kiss it, before inviting you to dinner that night, and to enjoy downtown later that evening if you're still feeling up to it. (There'll be a performance at the local theater that he was planning on attending, and although you're not very interested in that sort of thing, the idea of going there with him makes your heart flutter just thinking about it.)

If not, if you only have a giant penis, then you might find a greasy, disheveled NEET at that same coffee shop, who'll awkwardly keep looking at you, until you say something, and invite you back to his studio apartment to play video games and each pizza.

If, you poor thing, if you only have a clitoris then yeah. You're done. Nobody's going to want a 19 year old virgin who doesn't even know how to kiss. Sorry toots. Better luck next time.

>>692916853
pet pet pet
bellyrub
head pet

Are you Elena?

>>692919360
Are you fucking retarded or just a nigger? What kind of idiotic loser thinks 4chan is a place to hook up with girls? Even worse, encourages stupid girls to make threads on 4chan to boost their ego

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>>692919520
You're being baited you dumb faggot.

>>692919683
cringe

>>692919354
hahahahaa CALM YOUR BOY TITS and go take some xanax fat worthless retard

>>692912695
Fuck you

>>692920054
newfag

>>692919873
The way you like un sensually boys dressed up in girls discuss me. With no goal in life but get fucked, and nothing for future so they do the same as the other sex without assuming itself.

>>692919683
/thread

>>692912695
the actual fuck

>>692916225
Says the dude trying pick up a girl (who may not be real) on 4chan.
SHAME

>>692916540
Where in Ontario?
>further assumptions based on statistics

I am married and we are looking for a shy virgin to teach and please and force to work in our nearly fully automated and clean CNC EDM automotive parts factory for meals, dry socks daily, and being taken out of chastity and fucked slowly and thoroughly while the wife eats you and tickles your nether hole with her slim fingers and gently inserts one of her favorite types of toy, a Buttplug. We also enjoy feeling the soft thin hot wall inside you between your pussy and bottom with our fingers kneading you as the other makes out with you. I hope you enjoy reading Nichomachean Ethics, listening to Norwegian Pagan Folk Death Metal, enjoying meals prepared by a Cordon Bleau chef de cuisine (the wife) and desserts by myself (a tart baker, cane fruit farmer, automotive engineer) in our quiet but very large farmhouse. You can commute to university and live with us on weekends only once you've established yourself in our household.

Hamilton/London/Kitchener area. The part of Ontario east of Detroit and North of Lake Erie. You can spend summer weekends on our 42 foot sailboat with us if you can swim or be taught to swim. I'm not losing another non-swimmer again, the inquest took months out of our lives. So anyway if you can swim you're welcome on the sailboat. we both love your posted pics.

>>692912695
Why

>>692912695
Lmao

>>692912695
asshhole

quick question anons, what is a girl?

>>692920344
Best post so far. Good read.

>>692920344
> You can spend summer weekends on our 42 foot sailboat with us if you can swim or be taught to swim. I'm not losing another non-swimmer again, the inquest took months out of our lives.
This is currently the best post on 4chan at this moment.

>>692920503
haha you are so funny man, I wish i could like your comment!
>please die

>>692920503
A Female human being

>>692920503
À féminin penis called à vagina and a head that likes children

>>692912695
lllll

>>692912695
I love my mother