>>692888221
Because I like men faggot

I'm ugly.

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I suck at talking to girls, but i'm trying right now to snag one.

>>692888221
I'm crazy

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am ugly, poor, boring, bitter, hateful and shy

>>692888221
Because she prefer some dickhead

>>692888221
Cos women are too much effort

>>692888221
Is being married a good reason?

>>692888801
only one of those things is out of your control

I have a pretty sweet life living alone and don't want to give up my freedom.

>>692888221
I'm scared of women. I became either homosexual or bi-sexual when I started dated a transexual. Gay or bi-sexual was my first sexual experience. A friend of mine who was feminine but a known male who I spent alot of time with in highschool and college came out as trans. As he transitioned into a female I became attracted to him physically and already knew him so I was very comfortable staying around him. We began dating when I noticed my feelings it's been 3 years now. Depending how you look at it I already have a girlfriend or never had one.

I'm gay.

because i never got along with anyone in high school, so i dont care to socialize as an adult now

>>692888221
I actually do have a girlfriend.

Had a fiance but got left for being an alcoholic.

I hate my life

>>692888888

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>>692888221
I've been too socially inept and unattractive since grade school. now in college, I'm getting more physically fit and socially skilled to able to talk to grills. but I've also lost interest in pursuing a relationship because it'll be too much of a hassle and I'll be quite busy these upcoming semesters, so I'll be focusing on myself. though I'm a 20 yo virgin, at least I'm not kissless and I've gotten a bj before

>>692888867
So let her have yours

>>692889183
Kek. Where's your alcohol now?
Good thing I realized to quit before I fucked up that bad.

girls suck

>>692889494
That's exactly why you should have a girlfriend.

>>692889390
Thanks bro.

Because lying whores are the number one cause of emotional trauma.

>>692888221
because I completely gave up on everyone around me and I ended up turning into an angry, drug-addicted misanthrope

>>692889183
Alocohols still there, and since there's no chance (looks like) that well end up together, I don't care anymore. I'm starting to lose days. Reason I'm staying in and getting fucked up alone now is cuzz I messed up my foot and I dont remebeer why.

My plan is to just drink myself to death.

Dunno, women run away from me. I guess im an asshole

>>692888221
Because women are a bunch of fucking hypocrites and bitches. Just a bunch of walking spermbanks

>>692888221
>You're a great guy
>you should have a girlfriend
>not me though
>mfw

>>692889183
Fuck it dude, [ALCOHOLIC TOO] Let's get fucked up together

>>692888964
i know, i've been going to the gym lately and taking some languages courses to interact with other people and my life is improving little by little even though sometimes i want to throw everything away and just sit in my room and play wow

I haven't tried to get laid and there aren't many chicks I hang around and the ones I do hang around have fucking stupid boyfriends. If it wasn't for that i would have gotten 3 or 4 girls worth of pussy.

>>692890179
heres to selfmedicating clinical dpression

>>692888221
I have one. After a few years of no luck I'm 4 months in.

>>692890210
>taking some languages courses
What lenguajes?

>>692888221
I do have one, but she is a faggot tranny with a boi pussy instead of a grill with a pussy. But that's ok because it's what I wanted.

>>692888221
Burnt out, tried many times only to fail. Einstein did say insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results, guess it's a sign for me to quit

Because my ex lied about me beating her because i dumped her now everyone thinks I'm an abusive psycho

>>692890322
Coke seriously helped me through some really dark times, self medicating's not as bad as people make it out to be sometimes.

Because I let myself be a beta fag and not call out on any woman's bullshit in hopes of getting close to them. Thankfully I realize that now rather than later.

>>692888221
I'm religiously celibate.

Because they never let me date them also>>692888801

>>692890588
Don't you have proof that you didn't?

>>692890539
>she

Lies!!!

>>692888221
My opinion on women changes every minute.
I could love a girl and want to date her, then change my mind within 5 minutes.
Plus I like being alone.
And I don't go out much because of that.
I'm also an asshole.

>>692888221
Because I'm awesome and every bitch is too fucking crazy to love me back.

>>692888221
Autism

>>692890607
I use weed and beer. Should i move to coke or am i golden?

>>692888221
Because I love cock

>>692890607
i used to do it, but now i stick to weed and booze. cant really handle another addiction but if i dont grow balls soon enough to kill myself i'll prollytry it out.

>>692890954
Whiskey is probably better than beer

I did. She just dumped me about an hour ago. Probably should fucking an hero now but I know all you guys would want to watch. Time to get back on zoloft nigs.

Got out of a 5 year relationship, she finished law school. I supporter her. Working on masters right now and enjoying a career debt free, and no kids...enjoying fucking single moms...why should I settle down. I am only 29.

>>692888221
>implying a girl would talk to me long enough to say that to me

>>692890487
english and french
latinfag here

>>692890954
692890607 reporting in, Uhh, it depends. If you can afford it and you're depressed, yeah, I'd say so. The first time I used anything, I tried to OD on a bunch of CNS inhibitors, turns out drugs are really, really fun so I do that now and I'm relatively happy, even without drugs.

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I'm a weeb edge lord who browses /b/ and sincerely hates human life. I spend all day playing MMOs, I sleep too much, and I have no regard for my own well being or the well being of others. I'm fat, out of shape, and can't keep a job.
One by one the people "close" to me are moving on to their adult lives while I sit, a shell of my teenage self, refusing to change or advance. I would rather fap on 4chan and live my sad, meaningless life rather than change it. After all, it means nothing.

>>692888221

I'm way too selfish and self-centered to even care

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>>692888221
Because I am a fat, alcoholic, cynical piece of shit. Also by choice. Girls choice.

>>692888221
better shit to do.

>>692888221
I don't know how to talk to girls, or anyone for that matter. I never know what to say. I have social anxiety which has caused me to mostly stay isolated from people. also I'm gay

>>692891041
Just try a bunch of different shit then, if you're gonna off yourself and you dont want to get addicted, try coke once, then move to like heroin or something, basically try everything once, by the end of it all it might help you and if not, it's not like you've got much to lose.

>>692891584
>>692891623
ah, like minds. 'sup bro?

Because the last one was crazy. Also, I need higher standards before I can have a stable relationship.

>>692891713
makes sence to me. cheers

like me.
Im ugly skinny af poor and i play wow all day but dude look at the positive side i for eccample have 3 warglaives 1 thunderfury and an sulfaras hammer u dont need girls just playwow raid with ur huild and ur probably gonna find a girl

I don't have the energy to take care of myself, let alone another person. Commitment scares me

>>692892167
Good luck man, try not to OD, there's some fun shit out there

>>692888221
Cuz I'm not a wonderful guy
Checkmate faggot

>>692888221
Don't need or want one.

>>692892234
>>692890210
Fuck im retarded

I don't smoke weed and I don't want a girlfriend who does.

Because I hate normies and all girls are normies

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>692891451
I'll just use stronger alcohol. I'm not ready to die yet, after moving from millionare to billionare maybe i'll OD

>>692892813
Well, I mean you probably wont OD on coke, but doing drugs is bad for your health so if you care about that, don't do them

>>692892937
>You
I don't. I'm fat... But i thought i could OD on Coke

>>692888221
Because I got stuck on one chick and can't move on. Also, she's a friend and she knows, and she talks to me. I'd try to move on but boom she calls and I'm back. I've even had chicks that tried hitting on me but like the dumbfuck cunt I am, I just pushed them away.

>>692893088
Well, you can if you're stupid about it, but that much coke is unpleasant

>>692893186
Cool but i'll keep with the softcore shit. Just mess up my mind, not my life you fucker LOL

>>692893186
Just eat it

>>692893185
Also I have standards

Because she doesn't like being called my girlfriend. She prefers being called my pet.

>>692893088
You could OD on the shit it's cut with though depending on who you get it from, basically, drugs are dangerous, and unpredictable, and bad for your body but if you're careful you should be fine. Most stuff is way safer than people initially expect because we're all led to believe you'll die from 20 mgs of vicodin if it isn't perscription.

Because I have a boyfriend ayyy

>>692888221
I fall in love too easy. Developed depression and anxiety. Just lost my hope to even pursue. 6 exes is a lot to clean up emotionally.

>>692893569
Nobody has died of weed. And rarely for Alcohol. So just those for me please

>>692893362
lol, yeah it definitely fucks shit up, softcore is good.

i go to an engineering school

My last, serious relationship ended about six years ago and it screwed me up more than I was, until recently, willing to acknowledge.

I started dating a girl a couple weeks ago. This is the first time in six years that I've been excited about a relationship, but it's, also, left me terrified and anxious. She's really sweet, but I find myself near vomiting with worry that she's grown sick of me, already.

Why can't I just stop worrying?

Because so many girls ive known fucked with me, due to my extremly awkward and shy nature, to the point where i dont even know what is real compation/simpathy anymore.

>>692888221
i dont fucking want one

>>692888221
Because I'm too busy sucking dicks

>>692890764
She didn't have proof of me hitting her
She has never had a bruise no one has ever seen me hit her or get violent but they still believe her

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>>692888221

I have a huge ego and I don't want to lose that

Fucked things up with my last girl friend, still pretty hurt over how it ended even though its been almost four years now. Part of me still has hopes that she'll take me back, but she doesn't even want to talk to me.

That and I haven't even bothered trying really.

They keep finding out I have a wife

Ugly, boring, no money and cant talk to women because socially retarded

I'm weird

Femanon here, (no I'm not gonna give you tits so stfu) guys don't be hard on yourselves, this is depressing

>>692895536
same girl here, i don't have a gf 'cause girls scare me A LOT

>>692893807
U KNOW IT MAN!

I never bothered to much. Only one girl really caught my heart. I moved on her, but I did not get with her. Though I guess it's not out of the cards for something to happen in a few months time

>>692895536
This is reality sadly. Gender doesn't mean guys don't feel similar things. Trust me this is a small sample of the thoughts that swim around male minds daily.

I would rather be alone than try to force a relationship with somebody who doesn't truley enjoy my company romantically or otherwise. I could have a girlfriend/wife if I really tried but what a hollow victory that would be to change youself so someone will love you. I don't want to date/marry a façade and I don't want to be one either.

male anon, I do have a gf bro, but I didnt have one for like 2 years because I got emotionally wrecked by a female and didnt want to work on a relationship and myself at the same time.

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i can't stop crying long enough to talk to one and even if i could i'm too ugly and disgusting anyways.

>>692888221

No girlfriend because the whole deal with dating doesn't seem to appealing. I'm not a misanthrope or anything,but I don't know how I feel about committing to one person that may not even love me back, along with the fact that dating seems like playing a big mental mind game of Minesweeper: you never know when you'll hit a mine and lose everything, except "hitting a mine" is really bad because people are involved and they can get hurt/messed up from a bad relationship.

Im just happy being single, and I don't wanna hurt anyone, or be hurt I suppose.

>>692895821
Same femanon, i know men have feelings too, i have tons of guy friends 'cause of my career and they are great people that share what's in their mind with me, most guys are great guys, so yeah, it's sad to see all of this

>>692895536
Tits please. Might cheer us up

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>>692888221
I no longer care about women, relationships, or delusions of "love."

>>692888221
Because i don't intend on having a girlfriend.
http://www.storypick.com/dont-need-a-girlfriend/

Because I'm terrified of the pain of not being enough

>>692888221
Because I don't want one.

>>692896283
Also, theres no fucking girl in my league.

>>692895536
>>692896243
TITS OR GTFO. Its just the rules honey.

>>692896172
Dude no, srsly you're not

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girl i was into told me that.
decided i should just go for it and try and get a girlfriend
conveniently there was another girl i was kinda into
after 3 days of talking to her and trying my best to appeal to her better nature, i got with her.
we've been dating for more than a year now
turns out girls are simple and easy so long as you're not fat.

>>692895536
Well of course is fucking depressing. You dress up, shave, look good, you saved money and finally have the courage to ask a girl out and she says " Oh I like you as a friend". Sure, if you don't succeed try again, but when it happens every time you just lose hope. :(

>>692896283
You should feel bad for posting this, retard. At least get some decent reasons, I don't want a girlfriend either, but I'm not a retard about it.

Girlfriends just left me so its been a long way down

>>692896488
Femanon here, jfc i knew one of you will come, but no thanks, sharing nudes it's not my thing, there's lots of boobies on the internet look for them

>>692888221
b/c I'm in love with someone whom doesn't love me back.

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>>692896665
What are you talking about?
These reasons saved me from fucking depression.
Got any better reasons, annon.

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>>692896665
I also have a waifu.

>>692896598
Femanon here, shit's hard, but i guess is better to be alone than with someone who doesn't give a fuck about you

>>692896703
>sharing nudes it's not my thing
Then 4chan is not your thing. Now get out.

Because I'm too scared to talk to girls because I talked to three and all of them hated me within 3 days.

>>692896703
No tits? Then GTFO

>>692888221
chicks are annoying af. i'll keep doing what im doing and having the odd one night stand when i feel like a root

>>692888221
I have one, she's called "my project car"

>>692897032
Hahahahah yeah, just 'cause you said so, bye :D

>>692897026
I guess so, but that's not exactly it. They just don't give you a chance. And you just end up feeling not good enough.

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>>692888221
I am thoroughly unlikable and perpetually depressed.

At least I look good from across the bar, right?

Because I'm fucking ugly

"Nice guys" only get women if they're rich, assholes and dickheads get all the women

I have no idea.

>>692896570
Duck with a dick speaks the truth

I actually do though fucking cucks

Because I choose not to try and get one. Don't really know why but I feel my life is better without needing to worry about someone else.

>>692888221
I'm a beta.

>>692897373
Femanon here, I don't mean to sound harsh but why even try to date someone who's not interested, i've tried that, it's fucking boring

>>692888221
because i only sit at home and play stupid games instead of socializing.
I aint even mad

>>692896909
They usually disagree with drug use, and can take 50% of my income whenever they please, if I want my family's name to live on.

>>692897915
>>692896909
or whatever fraction of income they take, it may not be 50%.

Eat dookey homo

Because I hate basically anything that is living unless it makes Kek

>>692888221
Im saving myself for the shit heartbreaks for when im older im 22 now and am just tryna fuck as many women as possible

anon with a gf here, just find someone with similar interests. don't change yourself for someone else, and don't expect to get a top tier 10/10 girl, you go on 4chan for fucksakes

Due to my personality and ideas, lets just say women are not interested in cynical pessimistic people which is fine since i don't believe love truly exists nor do i want to fake feelings.

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>>692888221
because... idk no one will like me. love me or anything. and this is the only place where in welcome.

>>692898266
Don't listen to this retard's shit advice, don't belittle yourself because you browse 4chan. If you are going to put yourself through the pain of having to deal with an annoying ass relationship, that bitch better be 10/10.

>>692888221
Because I'm a fat bastard. I'm losing weight but still.. It is slow when you're doing it the right way. I imagine I'll be on the market in 8 months or so.

>>692888221
Because I'm not a wonderful guy. I'm not even an average guy - I'm broken. Hence I don't have a girlfriend. Sometimes the simple explanation works just fine.

I'm a shut-in with cripplingly low self-esteem and no prospects at even getting friendzoned by a new girl my age, getting a job, or even living outside of my parents' house. Also no friends and I'm an asshole (not in the way that PUAs say girls like).

>>692889879
fag

what a shitty drug to die on

>>692896570
/thread

>>692888221
Because I've been married for 8 years and honestly even if I wanted a gf I couldn't afford another woman in my life do to kids and whatnot.

>>692898929
Agreed.

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>>692888221
I'm Afraid to talk to girls and now a days, girls just want perfection

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>>692888221
If the girl in OP's pic asked me I would respond; "well would you be my girlfriend". There then would be awkward short silence, when then I'd abruptly finish the conversation with an icisive statement; "thats why."

>>692888221
Record low self confidence, and racism levels over 9000.

>>692899207
Perfect example of why most people in this thread are luckier than they think.

>>692888221
>short
>socially awkward
>rarely leave the house
>spend most of my free time playing video games.
Also, I like to suck dick.

>>692899339
That's only in your mind, just fucking do it.

Because of him...

Too damaged, women can smell it on you.

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>>692888221
because i have problems with premature ejaculation.
had sex with only 2 girls in my life.
havent touched a girl sexually in 3 years or so, too ashamed.
it literally takes me 10 seconds to cum

>>692888221
I'm gay.

>>692889068
Same here

>19
>never had a girlfriend
>virgin
>fat
>living from paycheck to paycheck
>suicidal

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>>692888221
Cause my dick

Got to 30 and still a fat balding virgin.

Pretty much lost all drive now. Once you're over that precipice, anything that requires more effort than cleaning my Fleshlight seems so tiring.

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>>692899507
OH WOW, no one ever told me that, that's the best advice I got from The Internet, thank you and I'm very serious.

>>692895536
Get out roastie

I have one, it has roughly been four months. So far so good

>>692888221
I'm short

>>692899900
Kek, you're not applying yourself. that's the only reason why it's shitty advice, cause the people I give it to always still believe there is a point to everything, and that it's going to matter in the end, just stop being such a faggot and do it, who gives a shit if she says no, if she does, consider yourself lucky you will be a free man for a little bit longer.

>Checked

because im not a wonderful guy, to women at least,

I'm balding, have shitty vision, never developed social skills until about 4 months ago, religious family, I need to lose about 15 pounds

Because I'm socially inept, out of shape, and ugly.

im a professional classical pianist so i practice about 8 hours a day and give a lesson or two and then do a performance or something. my free time is spent jacking off to shit on /b/ so there it is.

>>692899818
I'm 28 and slowly reaching this point. I used to worry about whether or not I would find someone, but about half a year ago it just stopped being something I thought about. I watched everyone I know pair off with someone, and it just seemed like their lives got way more complicated for it.

>>692891509
same tbh

>>692900823
coming to Philharmonie Essen by any chances some day :)?

>>692891509
>>692900957

Then why don't you change some shit? You clearly know what's wrong, and you know how to fix it, it will just take some effort. An amount of effort that you should kill yourself over not having, if that's the case.

Was too much of a nervous cuck to ask them out in the first two two years of highschool, didn't want to embarrass myself. Then I moved and didn't know any well enough during the last two years to feel comfortable asking them out.

Now I spend most of my time working on my house. If I am out, I am at either Home Depot or Walmart. Unsurprisingly, you don't find many 16-20yr qt's in those places.

No idea where to meet any honestly.

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>>692888221

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DcdXA3FOf8

because im a fat, depressed virgin that always catches feelings in every relationship he's been in. And he also has a small penis :(

>>692888221
bitches parents.
first bitch "wasent ready for a relationship" only to go out with my friend after we broke up.
still fucked her in highschool though. sluts will be sluts.

>>692901446
uh yeah potentially, ive played in germany before a few times, never in a hall quite that nice but im still young and my career seems to be growing.

>>692899817
Why? It look nice

>>692888964
Well but going by he was most likely like that in grade school and on, he can't just change into a different person overnight..

He also lack the experience, that would have came with not being shy, being around girls and all etc

But yee, going to the gym is a good start, thats the easiest, and at least you get somewhere while deciding what to do next

I do have a girlfriend. We've been dating for almost 2.5 years. Our relationship is terrible, at this point. We've had sex maybe two or three times all of 2016, and now my antidepressants are starting to give me ED and I'm about to be 24 in less than a month, so that's always great too.

I used to have a girlfriend but my wife made me dump her.

>>692903634
Kek

>>692888221
>wonderful guy
lul

To afraid of every way I can fuck it up.

>>692902275
well, i work there as a security guy, so maybe one day we will meet eachother, nohomo

>>692903781
Too*

>>692888221
>>692895536

Because according to her and many other women, I'm disposable.

I'm walking towards that dark night alone.

I already have very shitty one. First I need to fuck some better one, and then tell to the shitty one to make her feel bad.

>>692888221
Because love isn't the same these days. Bitches in high school who just entered 9th grade fuck with college students, some of my girl friends jump from boyfriend to boyfriend every 2 months. It's hard to find a girl that suits you these days, even if it's just a simple girl you look for

>>692888221
I'm not really that interesting of a person plus I'm a sexually repressed bisexual.

>dont wanna deal with the drama and shit
>dont wanna deal with the expense
>dont wanna deal with a fairweather bitch that will leave you as soon as the grass is greener in anonther pasture
>dont wanna deal with false rape accusations
>i just wanna be left alone, i dont give a fuck about crazy bitches.

>>692890694
This

315 4368 4337
Name is Ben Fasolo

>>692888221
Because I just got out of a relationship but I still fuck my ex

All you beta fucks are retarded, all you have to do is be rich. Then you can be disgusting and weeb as fuck and still fuck 10/10s.

>>692888221
I'm romantically retarded

>>692905773
>implying i give a damn about breaking my back for money

>>692905885
Get back to work you fucking goy.

>>692905885
working smart not hard

I find it as a waste of time honestly. I had a girlfriend and she was the worst decision I ever made. It's no longer that I can't get one but I don't want one.

>>692906028
not worth the debt.
no guarantee its going to pay off.

would rather work doing something i like and am comfortable with than doing it for money.

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I have always been a bit of a loner and never really ever part felt like I was part of a group even when I did have friends. What's sad now is I have had several girls wonder why I don't have a girlfriend and have been told I could get one if I wanted. Truth is I would not know what to do if I ever did get a girlfriend. So I just tell myself I am better on my own and try not to think about it.

>>692906217
sell drugs you'll get hot grills to suck your dick for coke and money

>>692906237
Reading that error-ridden paragraph was like getting lexical-cancer.

>>692906497
not interested in drugs, or the type of bitches that world brings.

>>692888221
i prefer staying single...honestly....and i dont have sex

Because I can't take hints for shit

>>692906637
You'd be surprised in how many hot womens that seem normie are into hardcore drugs. Plus a good drug dealer doesn't test his own product.

>>692888221
Coz im Packing 9, and I wrucked hur pussy

>>692906727
Amen.

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>>692888221
Cuz she's still in the freezer in a plastic bag