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my legs hurt from riding my bike
take a nice bath
Froggo doggo
tomorrow
>>692881143
So just take that leap and stop doing that.
>>692881414
How does money have to do with getting laid? I get laid a fair amount and I'm a broke artist.
do not neglect to stretch
Doggo froggo
would you like a massage
>>692881754
To-morrow and to-morrow and to-morrow.
>>692881084
Indeed he did.
Self needed to change their runescape name
they fucked up again
demo fremo
thank you dom
m-maybe
eisen frysen
eisey peisey lemon squeisey
damn
Cumo Bummo
good luck topping that one, chum
Post fap nap.
Everyone is invited.
i can't ;_;
>>692881936
It should be X to the Z. Cause we all in the family.
Cummy Bummy
i still pronounce it "eye-sen" rather than "ee-sen"
good because that is the proper pronunciation
i meant that the other way around
you know what i meant
:3
i'm way too loose like
catch me hanging from my noose like
ehhhhhhhhhhhh
i'm heading out for cigarettes
see you boys later.
>>692881805
The only people who "would" fuck me are hundreds to thousands of miles away. I need a car obviously.
>>692881926
Lucky him
who the fuck is joe
>>692882997
excuse the tranny stuff, just sort of randomly chose something.
Any girls fucking guys with strapons?
>>692883350
hi nibi how has your week been
>>692883504
Working, being bored, playing games. I am having my last beer tonight and I will proceed to get tanked tomorrow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEr6w7P44Nk
Wewlad
gamesdonequick
>>692883768
celebrating the 4th properly i see
There's nothing believable in being honest
>>692883922
Yes
You havent been being gay have you? Its UnAmerican.
sounds like you have trust issues
SO COVER YOUR LIES UP
WITH ANOTHER PROMISE
>>692884301
>>692884301
>>692884301
>>692884301
>>692884301
i mean i haven't done anything particularly gay lately. what would count as being gay?
I WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE MY FRIEND
YOU CAN CUT TIES WITH ALL THE LIES THAT YOU'VE BEEN LIVING IN
>>692883052
There are people closer to you surely. Hell, I'm sure there would be some willing to travel to you.
>>692883108
He's friends with Jack, Sid, and George.
AND IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE ME AGAIN
I WOULD UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
this is not death grips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrYxPH1zH18
demos this song is for you
>>692884417
Touching your butt, singing along to songs SF listens to, saying words like "Cute" or "Super" out load.
thank you
>>692884898
Hey, I listen to hetero music too
gote butt appreciation thread
UNDERNEATH THE STROBE
LLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
>>692884898
>touching your butt
why is that gay? what if I want to wipe my ass?
>>692884620
Everyone near me is black, mexican, old, dirty, has STDs or a combination of all of those.
Only ugly old men would travel to me.
EVERYTHING I SEE IS RED
I'M GONNA KISS YOUR PINEAPPLE
>>692885159
I'm sure Sharky would travel to you.
>>692885038
I do not habeeb it.
>>692885137
There's a brief "straight" window when you wipe you butt. If you touch it after the protective situation you are gay.
holy shit you posted that right as it came on on my end
this is amazing
it's funny but i still enjoy this musically
>>692885137
Haven't you heard? Only faggots and people named Tim wipe their asses anymore. Us real men walk around with shit filled asses all the time just in case we have to make it official.
i used to listen to this band with my mommy in the car when i was like five
wow u kids r losers
LUNA LUNA LUNA LUNA LUNA
>>692885298
He cant
i listened to janis joplin with my mommy but i think i already told you that
>>692885534
excuse me, there are no losers here
>>692885398
well i cant say ive touched my ass lately
i guess i'm straight now
>>692885398
Really I've got all sorts of songs about fucking bitches on my computer and such
p a t r i s h
>>692885612
Why not?
oh it's fool isnt it
of course it is
>oh it's fool isnt it
>>692885116
I saw a goatkid cosplay/fursuit yesterday.
It wasn't cute.
Who else would it possibly be?
>>692885979
HELLO!
sorry i'm not as fast as you kids
>>692886035
dude what's good
>>692886035
Where at?
>>692886091
Hello sir, how are you?
>>692885665
Good job dude, im proud.
>>692885698
Those may not be gay, but they are terrible.
>>692885769
He lives in california. I cannot pay for him to come here.
demos is only quick in bed.
>>692886169
I'm in a hotel with Squid and Amal.
The latter says "[you're] a faggot and also hi".
how do you know this
he doesn't
>>692886230
clearly the only good music is gay music
>>692886314
you 3 weirdos are spending july 4th weekend at a furry convention?
I have my ways...
yes hi hello eisen what do you want
also demos I am 200% certain that there is at least four losers present here.
luna are you mad at me
>>692886540
no why?
>>692886202
Guess where.
>>692886612
that greeting seemed like a departure from what i am accustomed to
>>692886627
I'm gonna have fucking nightmares
they are not losers they just aren;t winners
>>692886627
Holy shit, that is frightening. I have no idea where, but I'd like to avoid it at all costs.
>>692886409
Would you really be surprised?
also idk if i showed you this lemun
>>692886798
anthrocon, I think
>>692886807
Surprised wouldn't be the word, no.
TUMMIES
>>692886693
you yelled my name like 5 times so I assumed you had something urgent to discuss.
also i love you my sweet angel too good for this world
>>692886879
You did, I still don't know what's going on with kara's belly.
>>692886202
I'm fine. You?
>>692886230
So what if he does? He's going to be traveling to some con soon, he could surely afford to travel to you at some point if he could afford that.
tumtums
>>692886978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeo1hiH8bB8
>>692887027
looks like it was drawn on
I am now the designated Channer for 3 people at the moment.
Not enough wireless connections allowed for all our devices at once.
>>692886314
Did you have a threesum yet?
>>692887107
wells hit I dunno I haven't watched nichijou in a while I sry
nanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonano
>>692887218
No.
>>692887150
Good god I'm so sorry.
hakasehakasehakasehakasehakasehakasehakase
>>692887247
i 5give you
Are you feeling better
>>692887065
I'm good, just enjoying my long weekend. Anything interesting going on with you?
>>692887112
B-But why?
>>692887150
Nope, I'm just lazy
>>692887325
cause he's too lame to actually have sweet tum muscles
>>692887316
I was yesterday
now I have a headache again :~;
I'm always sick and it sucks
>>692887065
Yes, a con in his state.
I do not have a place for him to stay nor much to entertain him with.
>>692887497
I'm sorry to hear that ;_;
>>692887457
THAT PIC HGNHN
>>692887325
Painting, which I find interesting, but which nobody else around these parts does. Except Snuggles. He's terribly indulgent towards me.
>>692887553
David and Duke are both going as well. David can't go to California. His mommy and daddy would say no. As for a place to stay, a cheap hotel, entertainment, well, that's you.
I feel like I relate to people here, chat to me if you wish kik:gameover169
>>692887457
Looks more like he's really skinny than like he has muscles.
>>692887576
Care to share anything?
Well that's because Snuffles is a big teddy bear.
>>692887264
Y Not?
>>692887568
hmm?
>>692887853
wellllp
sounds like his problem
>>692887864
He only watched
>>692888006
Do you draw muscles on your tummy?
>>692887775
Relate in what way?
>>692887853
I've shared enough of my work with the denizens of this place. It would go unappreciated and misunderstood.
Snuggles is, well, let's not get into what he is or isn't, suffice it to say I owe him a debt of gratitude for what he has done and will be doing in the near future.
>>692888144
My tummy has /real/ muscles
>>692888051
I do not with to touch the cow.
>>692888395
Guess I'm enjoying the Lagunitas too much.
are any of you three wearing fursuits
>>692888681
Not currently.
>>692888295
What exactly are you looking for when you do share something?
That's rather cryptic, but I guess it's good that's he's helping you, or whatever he's doing?
>>692888350
Post real muscles.
i am right now
>>692888798
let me clarify: do you have fursuits with you
>>692887765
I am pretty sure there are no fur cons near me.
Also I do not believe I am worth time, money, and effort for mediocre entertainment I would provide.
>>692888051
Oh, so he's like Andy Warhol?
>>692888850
no
too manly for threads
>>692888881
You should know by well how I use precise language and what that implies.
snap me your muscles
>>692888595
I mean, I enjoyed the lagunitas too too
>>692888681
No
i'm in bed tho
>>692888967
I dunno, this thread is pretty manly.
o-ok
>>692889008
I haven't talked to you in months. Answer the question.
>>692889075
who is that
>>692889159
Read the badge
>>692889075
They were better than I'd expected.
Slightly more bitter than I've come to associate with a pilsner.
>>692889311
It says "FOOBAR" which in my mind is more a state of being than a name
I can't read the name-tag.
>>692889342
Yeah, they were pretty good
there you go
o m g
m
g
>>692889127
Not.
Manly.
Enough.
WHERE'S MINE
>>692889668
How many do you need it?
it's vip only
>>692889731
at LEAST 3 chest hairs manly.
this thread is about as manly as the weeknd's voice on the town verse 2
>>692888850
Understanding. The same as everyone else.
It's not cryptic at all, he indulges my art talk, lets me ramble at him about the impossibility of what I'm trying to do, and will be looking after some old work of mine so I don't destroy them in a fit of rage.
>>692888960
Mediocre in what way? And why would he have to go to a con just to see you?
i don't listen to homo music so i dont get that
It's Squid, you weapons-grade plum.
>>692889890
I thought that's what you were implying?
Also im pretty boring.
>>692889911
you should listen to the weeknd obviously
>>692889940
I have no idea how I could've derived that. It just says "FOOBAR"
he might like trilogy
probably not tho
>>692890124
You don't know people by their fursona names by now?
i really don't think i would
>>692889804
This goat has AT LEAST three chest hairs is that NOT good enough for you?
>>692889890
In what sense? If you're trying to convey something through your art, not everyone will get what you're going for.
Well, it sounded cryptic until you explained what he was doing.
>>692890266
Dude, I have talked to squid maybe twice in my life.
>>692890312
i dont think you quite understand
you don't get to see my belly
mornin sunshines
>>692890111
No, I was saying he could stay in a cheap hotel and you could stay in the hotel with him and entertain him. You're by no means as boring as I am, Nibi. I'm all gloom and doom and art talk and not saying anything otherwise unless it's some insult directed towards myself or someone else.
>>692890312
I'm trying to convey basic human emotions. Ecstasy, doom, and so on.
It still may sound cryptic. The destruction of an important part of my development as a human being.
honestly demos I think anyone who doesn't think kiss land is the tightest shit is a bad person
>>692890484
what's good
lose the name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgZvH8Cq1eY
hi squid and tem and amal how is the con
ohaiyougozaimasu~
>>692890484
Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy.
>>692890653
Everything. I didn't think the government's collapse would be so entertaining
>>692890866
where did my name go
Nef drop the name it is too obnoxious.
a land of kisses is a land for me
>>692890478
It's a good thing I already have two pictures of your belly then.
>>692890599
Well, it sounds like a simple enough point to get across.
Less so, at least. It's good to have someone who's there for you.
>>692890884
What's up?
>>692890976
It's not one name, it's eight names
Dumbass
The atmosphere the album conveys is brilliant.
>>692890919
Ooo what happened today?
>>692891020
so you are satisfied
>>692891099
Chilling in the room post-con.
>>692891176
Impossible, my hunger for bellies can never be satisfied.
>>692891103
Have a look at Australia's potential Prime Minister eating what's basically a hotdog.
This is the perfect picture to show the state of the country
>>692891099
Six too many.
>>692891317
How the fuck do they get these absolute money shots
>>692891020
But people don't see, they look and they don't see and they misunderstand.
Well, there after a fashion. You could also look at it as he's getting over fifty free drawings.
>>692890599
I doubt he wants to spend a few thousand dollars on someone who isnt that interested in him.
>>692891510
Officially, it's over.
But I'm sure there are more things going on in just this hotel downstairs.
>>692891506
Aren't you though?
>>692891304
well shuckles
go make groden satisfy your hunger
>>692891289
What kind of con. Fur con? Anime con? The kind of con where you scam people out of money through carefully planned deceit?
>>692891349
This country follows capitalism, not your filthy name-communism. I can accrue as many names as I damn well please through good, honest hard work.
>>692891495
He got the sausage sizzle as part of a photo op. Both potentials did. Sausage sizzles are fuckin important down here, man.
>>692891635
He's gotten a little pudgy, kind of a turn off.
>>692891783
it's too bad australia isn't really in the news over here since el donald went and tweeted hilldawg with a star of david
>>692891505
I believe that art is open to personal interpretation.
I doubt he sees it that way.
>>692891650
Why get one belly when there could be two?
>>692891650
your avatar is not /fa/ kys
>>692891961
I SAW THAT
That was amazing. Money background and a fucking jew star
Trump you madman you've done it again
>>692892376
I think he straight up retweeted white nationalists again. I love this guy.
are you cheating on me with other bellies?
>>692892499
It was in the world section of the newspaper this morning. I had a chuckle.
>>692892376
Watching gdq?
>>692892721
No, what is it?
H-He started it!
>>692892701
Trumpisms are ALWAYS newsworthy.
>>692892827
https://www.twitch
.tv/gamesdonequick
Speedrunning marathon
>>692892995
Oh. Nah
My nets too shit to stream most things anyway
>>692893142
Like what, you're on adsl 1 or some shit?
is this true doomooos?
>>692891892
Oh dear.
>>692892055
Sure, you could make that argument. But I'm with the school of thought that art can be completely misinterpreted by a viewer, could be completely gotten wrong according to the belief and intent of the artist.
Maybe he does, maybe he doesn't. Either way, he's doing me a service.
You might find this interesting, my hands are now a greenish grey and very itchy.
>>692893309
No, just live in WA and I'm far away from the local exchange
>>692893682
Twitch only uses like 200kb/s on high quality, thought most people would be able to watch that
>>692893905
On a very good day, I can get download at ~250kbps if I am lucky
frankly, when it does have to buffer, it's annoying as fuck and I would rather just not watch
>>692894104
So you have adsl1? That sucks
>>692894217
No, it's ADSL2
When I said I am far away from the exchange, wasn't kidding. It's a 10 minute drive without traffic. It's all copper too. No NBN here, not even Liberal's cheap ass version.
>>692894437
Sounds like cancer
my friends who live in the city somehow moved to a place with adsl1 after living with cable
They complain about it daily
>>692893515
It could also be said that any messages the artist wishes to get across should be clear enough that there is no room for interpretation. Though how obvious it needs to be is up for debate.
It's good that he's helping you out, at least.
And why's that?
>>692894722
It needs to be obvious just to the artist. Look at Cezanne's work. You think his work was about apples and nude women bathing?
I'm appreciative of it.
I changed out the rag on the bottom of my turpentine bucket and all the settled pigment got on my hands.
>>692894686
that should have been something he would have checked
