Dude, your dick begins like at the top of the barcode, pulling your balls with it doesn't count.
You can't handle the fact that you're small dicked, gtfo

bigger dicks in every boring old r8 thread

>>692855916
At least I can see out of my eyes you fucking yellow.

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>>692856250
it's a damn shame that my shaft hair creates that illusion, I'm looking into laser hair removal in the future.

>>692857014
I'm getting the impression you hot glued that monster can to your dick.

>>692855916
I don't drink monster, so even though I'm average sized, I'm still superior to you :^)

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>>692855916

>>692857167
I can only get hard when I rub my dick against monster cans.

>>692855916
That's one small monster can fam

>>692857601
I just got chewed at by my boss for laughing at this while a customer was trying to ask me a question. Fucking hell man you're great.

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>>692855916

>>692857944
you're welcome but why the hell are you looking at dicks while at work?

>>692857559
>Cut
AHAHAHAHAHAH

>>692858199
Check em, least it's not small

>>692857559
Herpes

A great question of which I don't have the answer to.

Yeah, but, Asians are fuckin ugly. I mean a few of the wiminz are OK at best. But the dudes all are ugly as fuck. Dick size don't matter if the rest of you is fucked.

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>>692858257
look at that thumb to dick head ratio and compare it to OP, your dick is a pencil in comparison

You make me want to mail a bomb to the nearest nail salong.
I bet your nickname whenever you go to an animal shelter is Hannibal Lecter.
You have a tattoo inside each of your eyelids, it says "Why do i have a driver's license?"
Just to end off this rhyme, yo momma love me long time.

>>692859841
>dizaster fanboy detected
fuck off, sandnigger

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>>692859272

>>692855916
>Loser has big dick
>posts it here coz no chick will ever see it

>>692860407

thats so tiny...

>>692859841
I just cringed harder than that time i walked in on my grandma's gangbang

>>692858174
They don't make that flavor anymore and it was my favorite :/

>>692861195
Post dick then

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>>692861624
not the same guy but, if you want to prove how big your dick is, just post a can comparison pic

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>>692855916
I know everyone here thinks a soda can is a great way to measure your dick but they're not as standardized (>>692858174) as you think they are. Research done on dick size is bone-pressed with a ruler as that's the only real way to obtain an accurate length and hence distribution for penis sizes.

>>692862277
that thing is so fucking small LOL

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>>692862277

>>692862364
sure on paper
but taking a picture with a ruler is hard to do, and you don't handle a ruler everyday, but a soda can, a standard 12 oz can especially makes it very easy to gauge the size of a dick.

>>692862784
and what would that be in a standard unit?

>>692862277
>>692857559
your dick is literally made for camera tricks

>>692863207
a little less than 5 inches.
and I don't think we care about total accuracy, just use a common object and we can already tell how big the dick is.

take this one for example. >>692862277

also, the can makes it easier to estimate the girth as well. can't do that with a ruler and measuring tape, you'd need 4 hands to do that.

>>692863688
Check em, can't trick this

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>>692862364
The real truth though is that posting measurements/soda cans online is inane. There are a lot of ways to take misleading photos, and many people measure incorrectly (i.e. not bone-pressed) and people lie. Perhaps the best argument against the whole thing though is that it's highly unlikely anyone is going to be grabbing a ruler or a soda can during sexual activity.

Best thing to do is just to post a photo and nothing else, and it's going to fit in one of a few size categories. small/average/big

>>692862784
>you don't handle a ruler everyday
inb4 I am an architect.

>>692860407
>>692863688
This is my dick, same dick as the other pics. That's pretty straight forward profile view of it >>692863835

>>692855916
For curiosities sake, I'd like to see how using a can translates into an actual measurement using this method >>692862364

>>692863688

so 12 oz = 5 inches??
how did weight suddenly become length??
why do you americans have to stick with that old outdated system that make no sense at all?
can we get some si units in this bitch?

>>692857014
>>692855916
Nice dick. I'm not even gay - but I'm not envious either.

>>692864292
>why do you americans have to stick with that old outdated system that make no sense at all?

Trust me, I had no say in it. We can blame it all on President Ronald Reagan who made the metric system optional.

>>692864014
I've seen you and your awkward gait post in these threads all the time, including getting called out on bullshit claims (7-8" / misleading measurement photos).

You have a complex, anon.

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>>692864292
because 12 oz cans of household brand name soda have a standard size so they can be used in vending machines?

they're all slightly under 5 inches.

>>692863871
Even caring whether or not he did it right or whatever is stupid. You still have the penis you were born with.

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>>692864570
Ok

>>692864665
I agree with you anon, those other reasons are just for the people in these threads who care about measuring their dicks.

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>>692864292

>>692858175
>you're welcome but why the hell are you looking at dicks while at work?

I suppose there are better times to look at dicks? some times better than others? When is it really great to look at dicks, anon?

>>692865006
I wonder what you look like when you try to walk in a straight line

Thats not true. At least we don't fucking squint our eyes all day long.

WHATS THAT COMING OVER THE HILL? IS IT A A MONSTER? IS IT A MONSTEEEER??

>>692860407
The door is wide open you animal.

>>692864493
reagan, thats like kinda long ago...
it's not like it's hard to make the conversions, but it's just fucking a bit with my head when you are going from one unit to another, lets say inches to foot to yard. 12" o 1' and 3' to a yard or is it 12' to 1" well fuck it, it's almost 3 am, and i think my point is clear... maybe

>>692855916
I can't compete, and I don't.

FML

>>692865478
Maybe he lives in a family that doesn't punish nudity?

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>>692865258
Why?

>>692865643
We call those people degenerates.

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>>692865565
good, not a lot of average sized white guys are willing to bow down to me.

>>692865503
this is me: >>692864493

I learned both systems and use them easily and often, but I wish we would have simply switched completely over to the metric system.

>>692865339

clearly the can is photoshopped, are you even trying?

>>692865701
I wonder if you can do it; or if you sort of just waddle along.

>>692862507
post yours

>>692865711
>We call those people degenerates.

kek! I honestly laughed. My family is pretty modest too - but I have a buddy who goes with his family to nudist camps all the time. He ended up fucking his step sister.

>>692866000
inb4 post pics

She's a fat ugly hog

>>692866159
going to a nudist camp with fat ugly hogs makes my stomach turn

>>692865780
>good, not a lot of average sized white guys are willing to bow down to me.

wtf?

>>692866295
When he talks about it I like I think it's cool that he fucks her just to get him to elaborate while I laugh internally.

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>>692865830
Are you saying because of my dick being the size it is it messes with how I walk? Lol, didn't think I was that big

>>692865701
CUT DICK HAHAHAHA

>>692866535
Looks about like mine. Looks average. Do you wish your dick is bigger or are you more or less satisfied with your equipment?

You can't even mess with someone who is not hung up on his dick. It's impossible, because that person doesn't give a shit.

>>692866535
No, I'm saying it because you can't seem to stand without looking like you're trying to sit in a saddle

>>692865808
well i mainly use the metric/si, but also have a working understanding for the emperial, duo to converting, but some stuff bugs the crap out of me. an example: an oz is about 28 grams. but lets say 1 oz of soda is that 28 grams of soda, or is it about 28 milliliters making it about 30 grams since soda often is more dense than water

>>692866870
Well that anon asked me if I waddle or can even walk in a straight line. Idk why and am curious as to why asked

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>>692866629
Laughing at someone for being something he can have absolutely no control over, and something that grills don't give a shit about either?

I would post in this thread but it seems like everyone is way too hung up on cans and size and I really can't be fucked with all that

>>692867137
An ounce is approx 30 ml, and it's always measured in volume, not mass.

>>692867180
cans is the only way to prove that your dick is famalam

rulers are for fags

>>692855916
Monster cans are only 6 inches you small dicked yellow faggot

>>692867382
>rulers are for fags

Well, shit. How about tape measures? I've never had a desire to be with a man and I have two rulers and 3 tapes (4 if you include one for measuring waste size). My carpenter's square has rulers all over it.

How fucked am I?

>>692867783
Oh fuck I forgot about my yardstick.

>>692867301
so lets say I buy a bag of weed 1 oz, then i will be paying buy weight and not volume.. speaking of weed, time for a splif..
knowing this seams a bit like bait, but id like to get the hang of an oz vs. an oz solids vs luiquids

>>692867383
not stopping you from taking a dick pic with one bro, it sounds like you can clear that monster can with ease.

>>692865204
it's ok anytime, just not at work, i like to look at others penises that's why I make this threads, so other anons post theirs and I can jerk off

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>>692855916
I can easily compete with this, even more because i'm 193cm (6"3) tall and not an asian midget like you probably are.

The reason why you felt the need to post your cock on 4chan is probably because you have an inferiority complex.

But then again, it would be hard not to when you're a fucking chink and see how great it is to be white.

>>692867954
I don't drink monster

>>692868006
not even mad, post a can comparison pic and then we'll talk.

>>692867419
I think the ability to slam your balls against a girls ass hole is more important than how it looks next to a popular energy drink. Additionally, how often you slam balls against her ass hole is equally important.

>>692868119
use a regular can then.

I can judge your size just by using this pic
>>692861960

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Is this ok?

>>692867949
1 oz of weed? I don't buy weed, so i don't know how much by volume that is - but I'd assume it would be by weight only.

Some particularly light and fluffy weed coming in at an ounce will fill a whole zip lock sandwich baggy. It's light and fluffy, and won't get a fly high.

Some dank shit, full and heavy with THC will barely make a joint. Two regular puffs and 2 minutes later you're completely baked, traveling through all space and time looking for YouTube videos to enhance your experience.

>>692867965
>it's ok anytime, just not at work, i like to look at others penises that's why I make this threads, so other anons post theirs and I can jerk off

You've got an excellent work ethic anon. Enjoy all the dicks you want my friend.

>>692868534
yes, but just buy a can in the future, it's like, a thing now.

>>692868534
I'd suck it <3
kik?

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>>692868006
that is a nice specimen, how far does it spit?

>>692868886
Shiny/10

I mean seriously anon, do you wax your wiener or what?

>>692869059
kek

>>692855916
fuck off noah

>>692855916
>spending all that time to make a novelty small can imitation to post pics on the internet

>>692869001
Usually, all the way down your throat. Swallowing isn't as difficult with my penis because the blast is sufficient on it's own to fill your tummy with my warm man chowder.

>>692855916
>you white guys
>is a white guy

Lol what

Itt, getting baited into showing this guy your dicks.

>>692869213
Somehow shooped his hands to make them look normal size too.

Get a load of this guy

>>692869410
Wew lad, I almost pulled my pants down and snapped and posted a free image to see what would happen.

Smallest can of monster ive ever seen.. Op is a fagggggg bagggg

Why do all you fags shave your pubic hair? You a bunch of bitches or something? My lord! Act like men. Grow a fucking pubic forest. Sissy's ...

Curious if any femanons lurk these threads

>>692869760
Shaved is haram

>>692868625
well it could also have been rice or whatever.
my point is kinda when the fuck do you decide to use oz or fl oz if i remember correctly.. for example 1kg of rice is about 800ml or so..

also id like to see the joint making me baked in 2 puffs, smoking hashish on daylie basis, and i have heard that weed in the states are kinda low grade

>>692868791
I am

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>>692868811
you're like, a moron anon

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>>692855916
>>692857014
Fuck you gook not even big
>>692857559
>>692860407
>>692862277
>>692865006
>>692866535
I'm so sorry lmao that's small bro
>>692868006
Mirin brah feels good to be alpha

>white master race reporting in

>>692868886
How the hell do you jerk off?

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>>692870821
Same dick you said isn't big

>>692871068
That isn't big...

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>>692870821
Nice length dude. I'm guessing between 7.5 and 8.5?

Mine's a bit above 7" but pretty thick, I guess.

>>692871034
Shaft wax makes it smooth and easy - almost slippery. Thanks for asking.

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>>692870821
LOL, thanks to the guy who replied to you, your dick is fucking small, use a coke can next time.
>>692871068

>>692871446
>LOL, thanks to the guy who replied to you, your dick is fucking small, use a coke can next time.

stahp it. Post your dick with time stamp or shut up.

>>692871446
>>692871600
crickets.....

>>692870821
you just have a smaller dick head, that's why your penis "looks" bigger.

>>692871068
>under your dick
>literally touching your fucking leg
>mine is still bigger

Look at my picture you retard lmao it's not even touching my thigh and it's still bigger than yours Hahahaha

>>692873186
I'm sort of salty that my dick is not as shiny as yours. That is an impressive level of sheen you have. Almost glossy in appearance.

>>692871446
Do you not see the fact that he is holding the stick of deodorant against his fucking thigh and under his dick

No way that's even 6+ inches

Look at my photo and where the deodorant is and then look at his

Are you fucking blind

which dick in thread is longest

>>692873186
You've capitalized on good lighting for that shiny appearance. I'm sporting a satin sheen on mine at the moment, but I can guarantee you I'm going to get their.

I've got some microfiber clothes in the back of my car I can try.

>>692873676
use a coke can then, we don't even know how big that deodorant stick is. everyone here is familiar with a coke can. Hell stick it to your thigh like he is then, why are you taking the picture in a different way anyways?

>>692873956
It's mostly because I'd been dripping pre for hours, making my cock slippery and wet

>>692873945
Goddamned yard work? fuck that it's like 35° C or 95° F out. I want a gloss shine on my wanker, but there is only so much I'm willing to put myself through.

>>692874129
>everyone here is familiar with a coke can.

I'm sorry, i drink a store brand specific type of soda who's can size is quite arbitrary. The coke can is not helpful here.

Since all same cars are the same size, lets use your penises compared to a Honda Accord. Everyone knows how big a Honda Accord is.

>>692874331
Here in Australia it's too cold at the moment to do anything other than stay inside where its warm and deny yourself until you can come with barely a single stroke.

Makes the loads very big and messy :)

>>692875040
>deny yourself until you can come with barely a single stroke.

>Makes the loads very big and messy :)

ahh but the release is so worth it. I'm so good I holler out my own name.

>>692874997
Holy fuck you're an actual retard if you don't think a 355mL can isn't a standard size. Kill yourself, I'm not joking.

>>692875206
I really feel you're taking this a little bit too harshly. Calm down, get a grip on your penis. Count to ten and think of the happy times in your life and think on those things until you calm down.

There is no need to be upset.

The car measurement system will stand until you have a better one. I'm sorry, I don't make the rules or soda pop.

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>>692875641
kek

>>692875206
>knows what the exact measurements of a can of soda are
>tells someone else to kill themselves

makessense.avi

>>692858339
O/foreskin

>>692875919
What makes me so hard, it feels like I'm going to rip out of my pants is when I seduce these men's wives in my neighborhood. Seduction is my fetish.

Hint: Mexican and Filipina are easy to seduce. Doesn't matter how long they've been together, doesn't matter how many kids they have. These girls love to fuck and cannot control themselves when you pour it on.
>feelsgoodman.jpg

One of these days I'm going to get caught, and someone is going to fucking kill me, I just know it. I can't stop fucking wives.

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china superior

>>692875641
not the same guy

it's soda can, the fact that you're not willing to use a soda can is really telling of something.

just use one, it's not gonna kill you, your dick looks fine and will easily overtake a soda can

>>692876833
get out of my thread, dont post other people's dicks.

>>692875206
The correct/accepted way to measure your dick is with a ruler from the top like this anon >>692868534 (albeit with a longer ruler, lol.)

This can shit is ridiculous. Yes most 355ml cans are around 5.5" but that doesn't apply to all of them.There's a lot of trickery that can be done simply through camera angles and positioning or shopping.

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>>692876996
ok, tiny

>>692876996
I got an old chinese math teacher talking one day. She fucked one of her students - she said he had a 22cm cock. She's 20 years his senior.

>>692877189
okay tumblr

>>692877178
continuing on from this point
>There's a lot of trickery that can be done simply through camera angles and positioning or shopping.
Simply look at how >>692870821 & >>692871068 did it differently, look how much difference it makes in size appearance and the argument that followed.

>>692877178
>This shit is ridiculous.
>This shit is ridiculous.
>This shit is ridiculous.

How did you make this post and NOT get dubs or trips? I know this is truth.

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>>692877348
chinese are large

>>692855916

You all should kill yourselves. In return, you'd make the world a much better place. :3

>>692878034
>chinese are large

There is no blanket statement for a single race being large or small, except asians are smallest, and the rest are all over the place.

It doesn't matter, and I don't give a shit.

>>692878310
>You all should kill yourselves.

If this was a muslim thread or an African American thread, I'd agree. The world could be a better place with less misery, suffering and all that money spent on security and prisons.

Everyone else is relatively benign compared to African Americans and muslims on the whole

>>692878034
Only looks big because you are a fucking manlet. Your peckers are statistically small... infact they are the smallest on the planet.

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i get no complaints

>>692878913
your doctor fucked up your circumcision

>>692878310
If the world acted more like East Asians, the world would be a better place. East Asians are not well represented in American or European prisons.
>Hard working
>peaceful
>humble for the most part

East Asians are great

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>>692871068
Bigger than mine

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>>692878427
admit it, yes you do

>>692878817
nope, that would be north korean penis

>>692879071
I think it's an optical illusion with an extra large deodorant stick pulled up higher to make it look like you have a huge deodorant stick.

Stop playing games anon.

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>>692878817
Thanks to "this one weird trick statisticians don't want you to know!" called 'variance' it turns out even some Asians have big cocks, and inversely, some white/black men have tiny cocks!

>>692879158
>admit it, yes you do

I'm pretty happy here in denial, OK?

>>692879158
>>692877189
Smoke and mirrors, anon. It's all about camera angles.

>>692879376
This simply confirms the fact that Asians have small penises. They feel weak and have high enough suicide rate as it is. Why keep this up? is it helpful? no, it is not. We like asians, and we don't give a shit if they have tiny wee wees.

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This Asian grill is with a Chinese African American. herpooper will nvr be the same

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>>692879777
That chart has nothing to do with race. You do know that outliers exist, right? You can only judge an individual on his own merits, and not the population.

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>>692879775
no it's not

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>>692879775
OP here.

like, it's cool that he's asian and all, but he's posting pictures that he found on tumblr and google. I'd take him seriously if it was his own pictures and not using a shitty angle like from the bottom.

like dude, if you're big, do what I'm doing. I got proof that my dick is large.

>>692880245
Looks pretty fucking average there to me, anon.

>>692880060
Source please?

>>692880245
lol, even on that tiny gook frame that pecker still looks microscopic

>>692857014
So insecure don't worry maybe one day you'll lose that vcard. Definitely not to a woman though

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>>692880465
Family girl now. She gave all that up when her poopernvr recovered

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>>692880465

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>>692880342
ok how about this

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>>692880465
She could hide of these little ones in her ass now.

>>692880813
still pretty average, sorry dude

>>692880813
ur peepee is just fine anon. go and be fruitful

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>>692880813
Painfully average

And OPs attempt to get more dick pics is successful. Well done, anon, well done.

>>692880813
How'd you get it so shiny? Don't make things up. If you want to keep it a secret then say "it's private or ancient chinese secret"

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>>692880916
>>692881218
fine how about this

What about you guys argue about who has the highest IQ instead of competing about dicks like you're brainless dogs in heat?

>>692881371
Now my internet cache is full of dicks and so is yours

>>692881596
summerfag detected

>>692879071
>>692879317
Myself measured out. Always felt above average or big

>>692881596
Grills don't get wet looking at impressive IQ
OP doesn't get hard looking at big IQ

OP posted thjs faggot shit yesterday and actually got me interested, so I did some research. Turns ou Monster 473ml cans are 15cm long.

With the generous amount of *angled* fatpad pressing, That would make OP about 16 to 17cm.

For comparison, The french average is 16.5cm

Congrats op, you have an average sized dick *for a white guy*. Maybe if you pump for a few more days before your next pic you can get to above average ?

Check out thevisualiser.net for more "totally not gay" divk comparisons

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>>692881908
Forgot to attached pic

>>692881908
completely non-constructive behavior. A girl or guy will be more impressed/enthralled with how much you enjoy them, then how big your wiener is. When they can tell how hard you get, and how open you are to enjoying every bit of them, then they'll be impressed.

If you've got a micropenis, then some shallow ones will get up on their high horse and go and try and find some guy based upon how big his dick is - what a worthy pursuit, right?

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>>692882194
You're average as fuck

>>692881826
I detected one

>>692881963
So?

>>692882569
>So?

Well, I guess we could try. We don't have anything else to do this evening or we wouldn't be here looking at a bunch of dorks. We may as well have an IQ measuring contest and see who is the brightest, right?

>>692855916

Put your dick away, faggot. No one wants to see it.

This is the worst summer cancer in /b/ history

>>692882845
We can't guarantee OP won't just abandon his thread, because derail

>>692882969
>This is the worst summer cancer in /b/ history

This is patently false. I've seen much worse, and I'm a bit embarrassed to say it.

>>692882542
Thanks anon, I haven't had a girl complain. Imy always curious to listen to girl talk and to them they always brag about penis sizes

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chinese cock is superior

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>>692855916
Shamefur dispray

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>>692855916
OP your fucking puny compared to how long I am.

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Femanon here, just enjoying this shit while it lasts. carry on.

>>692883151
>Imy always curious to listen to girl talk and to them they always brag about penis sizes

Well, for one night stands many girls say they want an oversized cock. Are you going to spend your life doing one night stands?

Girls really like it when you can bang your whole body against theirs without poking their guts out. They like full on contact down there, so if you can pound the shit out of their cunt and not make them scream to back off, then you're probably both having a much better time.

A dude with a huge cock can have a much better time with a fat woman that has pushed out a few munchkins in combination with a bottle of lube.

>>692882845
156?

>>692883812
Ok, you win. I'm like a solid 125. I have to study in school to pass classes. Fuck my life.

>>692862364
lowkey who gives a shit

>>692883754
Big, small or medium size? what do you like to fuck?

(single sample is still valid?)

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>>692883767
femanon, and honestly us bragging about penis size is just for the sake of bragging rights. If you're average , and you can use your dick, then we'll enjoy it regardless. But nothing is more disappointing than a man with a huge dick that can't use it.

>>692884131
Have you been reading the thread anon? Everyone is obsessed with size.

>>692883767
Ty anon very valid points
I like the fat girl reference that ones sotrue

>>692884356
>But nothing is more disappointing than a man with a huge dick that can't use it.

story tiem green text plox

>>692883944
Ugh you are modest.
IQ isn't enough to be happy though.
I used to work on a big project but I'm on /b/ because I'm suffering from a severe mental disorder preventing me from working.

>>692884454
And it means that there is someone for everyone.

I can guarantee you that if you encounter a fat chick with several munchkins that she pushed out naturally, she'll still appreciate a good pounding and someone enjoying her body. She won't complain your dick is too small unless she's crazy or stupid.

Don't be self conscious. Enjoy the girl you're with instead.

>>692880465 Source
http://www.xvideos.com/video19217415/asian_slut_gets_ass_fucked_by_12_inch_black_cock-240p

>>692855916
Can you do a cock tribute?

>>692883767
generalizing.jpg

All girls are different. At least in my experience having a big cock has been an advantage and the best sex I've had has been with girls who can do things like deepthroat 7" of cock with ease.

>>692884725
Try mindfulness meditation. Do you feel safe at home or can you get in a place where you feel safe to listen to a guided meditation?

It is possible to be at least 10% happier. Would you settle for that?

>>692885180
I've never had a girl that can deep throat my cock, so I guess you're lucky there. I don't need it deep throated though.

Just put it in enough to get the glans in and out of there and gently work the hands with plenty of saliva and massage my balls goddammit.

I only occasionally get a great blowjob good enough to make me cum - but any blow job is better than none, and how well she's enjoying what she's doing plays into it as well.

All girls are different, but the ones I hurt are not as fun as the ones I can pound the shit out of - or at least the experience is not as fun for me, if I know she's hurting for real.

>>692885358
I don't know if you're trying to crack a joke, but mental disorders are nothing to laugh about. Meditation and friends don't help.

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Can one of you cock monsters (that's you OP) pls cock tribute this pic

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>>692886162
>I don't know if you're trying to crack a joke

Not cracking a joke. I'm completely serious. Efforts to meditate are not wasted. I promise you that. I'm so much better off now that I started meditating. I have PTSD from Afghanistan (too many IEDs and dead and fucked up soldiers)

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>>692886216
Would love to watch my dick disappear between those godly tits

Am I the only one with only a 5.5 penis on /b/?

kek

>>692886162
Meditation is better than medication (unless you absolutely must have medication for some semblance of normalcy)

I'm not going to pretend it will fix you when I don't know what you're suffering from, but it won't make you worse.

>>692885957
In terms of sensation I prefer it just under the tip as well, but there seems to be something intrinsically slutty about a girl letting you fuck her face as you please with the entire length of your cock (along with hearing all the 'hurk/gurk') and finishing by cumming straight down her throat.

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>>692855916
>>692866535
>>692867419
>>692868534
>>692870353
>>692871068
>>692873186

I accept your a real man with a big nice cock
You can fuck my gf whenever
She needs a big cock

>>692886828
>Am I the only one with only a 5.5 penis on /b/?

Absolutely nothing to worry about sizewise, unless you're short, have a short attention span, come quickly and have no stamina and completely fail to eat, rub or enjoy pussy in any way.

>>692886706
Do it

>>692887186

I can last long and know how to eat, rub or enjoy pussy. I'm 6'3 tho so it looks small.

But hey, you can't have everything in life.

>>692886365
Small as shit

>>692887125
>intrinsically slutty about a girl letting you fuck her face as you please with the entire length of your cock (along with hearing all the 'hurk/gurk') and finishing by cumming straight down her throat.

Yeah, i'd be down for that if I thought she was genuinely enjoying it. I never meet these particular type with no gag reflex.

Who said i didnt want to lick it >3

>>692887459
It's 7 inches though

>>692886560
>>692886910
Thank you for trying to help me but even meditation can't help me. I can't think properly, let alone meditate, precisely because of my mental disorder. To give you an idea of how weakened my brain is, I took five to six minutes to write this tiny post.

I know the cause of my disorder so it should disappear in two or three years fortunately. I hope it does.

>>692887420
Yeah, well, stay bathed and smelling nice, teeth brushed and flossed clean, keep your sense of humor and smile a lot.

Bonus goldbricking women if you make lots of money, wew lad. Making money is just almost a curse because of that (like I said, almost a curse)

>>692887980
>I know the cause of my disorder so it should disappear in two or three years fortunately. I hope it does

Me too. Good luck anon. When your source of your misery is no longer your own mind, things will be better.