>>692828944
i'm actually not kidding. i'm a hitman. AMA

>>692829355
trying to kill yourself does not count as a hitman

>>692828944
i'm a hired gun for money, no kidding. AMA

>>692829355
how much do you charge to kill yourself?
i have my paypal ready

Well how much money do you have to work with right now?

>>692830566
what am i buying?

>>692829853
how's the 8th grade?

>>692830803

dildos, sell them to girls in high school for double the price.

>>692829355
I would normally call you a lying beta cuck faggot, but those dubs...

Also where do you pick up contracts, and don't say deepweb faggot..

>>692829355
How many people have you killed?What's the main reason people want some1 dead?

>>692828944
Do you have a vehicle OP?
How do you feel about illegal activities?

sell weedz

>>692830803
That depends how much money you have.

>>692831152
Do you have a vehicle OP?
No
>How do you feel about illegal activities?
No problem as long as it is fairly low risk

>>692828944
i organize swinger parties. Mostly gang bang, but sometimes bigger parties too. I've organize 320 event since septembre 2012. I make about 2k€ a month

>>692831364
i don't have shit right now
maybe 100

>>692828944
look like pic and you'll be swimming in it.

>>692831784
where do you advertise?
do you own the space or rent it?
tell me more

>>692828944

I perform work in exchange for currency.

Try it sometime.

>>692832072
are you going to try to sell me a forex bot next?

>>692832035
I've started as a libertine myself, i build a good network of people from 2009 to 2012 then i started making money from that.

I have a website that i use to advertise my parties, i also use some swinger dating website to find some girls, and from time to time i put adds in the equivalent of Craiglist in my country

>>692832170

I'd love to say yes but I don't even know what that is.

has anyone made decent money ewhoring?
i've tried in the last couple of days but i pretty much want to kill myself every time

>>692832035
i don't own a place, i rent places when i have something to organize. If it's a small event i can sometime find people who will host the party for free. Otherwise i have contact to rent places

>>692829853
What country are you in? Cartel killings? How did you get in that line of work? Hang out at a gang bar?

>>692828944
I'm Armenian living in glendale credit card & insurance fraud I've cleared $3 million in cash and will stop when I get 5. Almost there boys. Set up dummy company in Canada no way it gets back to me.

>>692832420
nice, this is fascinating. i pretty much know nothing about this.
do you target rich swingers?
what do you charge people?
does your site get good traffic?

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>>692833255
>I'm Armenian living in glendale

Sell weed to children for double and triple it's street value. Ah capitalism

>>692833365
i don't target rich people.

I charge 70€ for most of my parties, sometimes 60 sometimes 80.

Most of the times its free for the girl/couples ( when i organize gang bang) but in bigger parties where there is lots of girls i also charge girls. Yesterday i was having 21 single guys, about 20 couples and 8 single girls, each guys paid 80€ and each couple paid 30€ ( actually i invited half of the couple for free because they are regular customer of mine). It was free for the girl.

my website has about 1k viewer a day, but i don't try to get traffic, what i really want is to have suscriber to my newsletter ( and i have about 3500 suscriber)

>>692833255


LOL@ CANADA.

YOU FUCKING DUMB FUCK OFF AND GO BACK TO PLAYING WITH YOUR HAIRY ARMENIAN CABBAGE PATCH DOLL

>>692828944
>have bitcoin
>lend it out

>>692833764
I don't understand this look. Please explain

I sell used panties to perverts on Craigslist:)

>>692834442
are you a dude? do you wear them yourself?
how do they know that the panties are "authentic"?

>>692833977
>Most of the times its free for the girl/couples ( when i organize gang bang)
Caught you in the lie
When a couple has a gangbang fantasy they always have trouble finding a group of guys
If you were legit you'd know that charging cuck hubbies $500 to set up 3-4 guys to fuck their wife while they watch is reality
Source: In the lifestyle for years

I CLEAN HOUSES AT CUT RATE PRICES (I AM 40-50% CHEAPER THAN MOST)


THE REAL MONEY IS IN THE FACT I STEAL FROM SAID HOUSES.

SCAN FOR NANNY CAMS FIRST.

ALSO : PRO TRICK: RAID MEDICINE CABINETS. TAKE SOME OF THE PILLS FROM EACH BOTTLE AND RESELL. I MAKE ABOUT 10-15K FROM STOLEN MEDICATION ALONE.

>>692834803


OH FUCK OFF NIGGER. I AM A SWINGER AND MY "FRIENDS" HAVE BEEN , AT TIME, UGLY WOMEN. IT'S ABSOLUTE NO ISSUE FINDING LOSERS TO FUCK HER...SO FUCK OFF FUCKUP

FINDING GUYS FOR A GANG BANG? HOLY FUCK IT'S EASY AS PIE.

>>692834835
>SCAN FOR NANNY CAMS FIRST.
how the fuck can you be certain that there still isn't one when you start stealing

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I used to sell weed but don't really talk to my old customers anymore, now I only sell to one person, it's good money if you have a good connect and know the clientele, my shits fire too but everyone wants to pay less for shit tier buds, pic related

>>692834803
>When a couple has a gangbang fantasy they always have trouble finding a group of guys

i have a hard time believing this

>>692833977
Are the girls hot in these swingerparties, and how old are people

Burlesque performer

>>692835165
Yeah that prescription bottle of shake looks really fuckin fire.....

>>692832457
It's shit nowadays, people aren't THAT stupid anymore, they need proper pics of something unique you do, like hold up a paper with his name on it etc. before he wanna do anything. Also, ewhore with videos and such on Omegle is also shit, because even though the videos are pretty good when you can control their actions yourself, guys don't buy it

>>692833977
>1k viewer a day
how the fuck do you have that much traffic?
forum?

why don't you target rich people? there should be a lot depending on the country you live in

>>692835240
it's true, that's why they come to me.

I provide men to them, i organize everything, so they don't have to worry about the logistic. I make a casting of guys according to their standards.

That's why i'm making money. If the husband were able to find men himself, he wouldn't come to me. It's difficult to find guys who are able to perform well in a gang bang.

>>692835434
Lol it's been through my grinder you yard, not to mention potato quality, you sound like the type to bitch because the buds are "too big" it's cool though move along

I sell weed, sell my art, and sell my worn panties.

>>692835462
yeah pretty much my experience as well
its either spam huge with automation or long cons but that can yield nothing in the end so...

>>692835743
I only ingest extracts these days, good try though

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>>692835521
mostly from people who suscribed to my newsletter, when i post something on my blog they get notified and come to look, so they can be notified of the next gang bang

>>692835291
are you asking about my parties or about parties in general ?

It's like regular parties, depending on who is throwing the parties, there can be ugly girl or hot girls

>>692835109


THERE ARE SCANNERS (BUY HIGH END ONES) THAT DETECT HIDDEN CAMERAS. 90% OF ALL CAMERAS I FOND ARE IN MASTER BEDROOM AND LIVING ROOM ( OR TV ROOM)

ALSO, MOST MONEY IS IN THE PILLS. I HAVE YET TO FIND A CAMERA IN THE BATHROOMS OF PEOPLE WHERE THE MEDICINE IS KEPT. THE CLOSER IT GETS TO CHRISTMAS, THE MORE PILLS ARE PRESCRIBED. DEC-JAN I MAKE 30-50K ON PILLS ALONE.

>>692836044
Cooouuuldnt care less, have fun

I sell weed. Lots and lots of weed. I stick with weed because cops don't give a shit about it and nor do judges.

During the week I run a genuine front business from my home, making pickles which smell strong. My regulars visit me through the week and I also make deliveries of pickles to local shops. On Saturdays I fill my car with petrol and drive to a number of prearranged meets across the county to pick up and sell in bulk.

I stick within the law for everything and insist upon cash payments. I use the cash to live on, for example, buying food, paging for day to day things like car repairs and clothes. My partner works a real job and we cook the books of the pickle business with fake customers so I can feed some of the cash in to pay the mortgage.

Been doing this for fifteen years now and my main tip is to stay within the law all the time, and make sure your car is fully legal with not even a tail light out.

Here for a bit so if you want you can ask me shit.

>>692835291
how and most of the people are like 25 to 45 in my parties. I had 2 girls who were 19 years old who ordered a gang bang from me, and i organized for a 60yo women once.

But usually most of them are in the 25-45 range.

>>692835240
>i have a hard time believing this
Easy to get them to talk shit on the internet
Very difficult to get them to show up at the right place and time
That's why someone who really organized swinger parties and gang bangs would know that pulling this off means having a small reliable group that will do it for $50-100 apiece and you get the husband to pay for the setup an the hotel room

>>692835521
i don't target rich people or poor people, i'm targeting guys who are able to make the girl happy.

I can't charge more than 70€ because there is other way to get laid (like paying an escort) who are a competition to me.

>>692836429
you smoke beaner weed :)

>>692835165
>use to sell weed
>my shits fire too
>chillum

>>692836585
organizing in hotel room isn't good. At least where i live. It's not discreet, and hotel room are too small. And girls aren't excited by it.

I provide place which are original, like a SM dungeon, or some loft, or a boat. It's a way to attract girl.

>>692835350
Pics?

>>692836237
i see
do you do your own web/graphic design?

do you send plain text emails for new parties or do you design yourself/use templates?

There is this married guy that I've been fucking. A year ago I started charging him 100 dollars for anal, and 20 dollars for vaginal sex.

We have sex twice a week on avg, about 4 months ago he asked me to have sex with his wife, it was some strange elaborate plan that he would
Blindfold me, and she would lick me out, he had told her that he was shagging me, and he wanted to sneak her in while
I was blindfolded and I would be none the wiser.

So I knew she was fucking me, she didn't know that I knew and I guess that was erotic for her believing that she was getting something she wouldn't have had access to normally.

He pays me 1000 dollars for these sessions, where his wife gives me oral, and fingers me anally but he films it so it is a fair arrangement.

I now avg about 1300 dollars a month from him.

>>692837003


DUDE, HE'S LYING SACK OF SHIT.

I WAS A SWINGER AND ESCORT OWNER PIMP.

"GANG BANGS" ARE RARE AND A FUCKING NIGHTMARE TO SET UP.

IT'S 500 FAT POOR SLOBS AND ONE FAT CHICK ON OXYCODONE. ALL BROKE.

>>692837003
i use something similar to overblog for my website, and it provides a service where people can suscribe to notification of a new article

in addition to this, i use mailjet to send newsletter sometimes when i need lots of men

>>692836822
You know something about weed, eh? Looks like I've run into the elite stoner, EVERYONE CLEAR THE PATH FOR HE HAS A BETTER PLUG THAN YOU AND CAN GET IT OILS WHICH AREN'T ACTUALLY HARD TO MAKE AT ALL, ALL HAIL KING ELITE STONER!!

>Sees ground up bud
>Hurr durr that's Mexican shake

>>692836400
thats interesting... where do you sell the drugs?
why do you use all caps?>>692837245
>IT'S 500 FAT POOR SLOBS AND ONE FAT CHICK ON OXYCODONE. ALL BROKE.

lol

>>692836822
I'm cringing for people who smoke extracts that you are putting shame to right now lols

>>692837421
nah its more like
>see a dude claiming to be a plug
>has a shitty chillum and like 1.5 of some shitty shake
>yeahokaybud.jpg

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>>692837245
it's illegal to pay escort to do gang bang and get money from the guy.

when i started organizing i made a couple of pics with timestamp to have an AMA thread

>>692837518
fuck, fail post

>>692836872
What's wrong with a chillum...? I don't like bongs any more, vapes OK too

>>692836961
Male performer don't think you'd be interested.

Also no pics on this device

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>>692837245
and it's because it's not easy to set it up, than i can do it as a job. If it was easy husband would organize it themselves

>>692829355
how much pp

>>692837518


SELL ON VARIOUS DARKNET SITES. NEVER MEET FACE TO FACE AND I MAKE MORE MONEY SINCE MY TOWN IS PILL TOWN AND PILLS ARE ACTUALLY CHEAP HERE. SO NO ONE KNOWS I AM A DRUG DEALER. MOST THINK I JUST CLEAN SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE'S TOILETS. LOVE OLD PEOPLE CLIENTS AND JEWS- THEY ARE PILLED TO THE MAX.

>>692837582
Goddamn when will random people on the internet think I'm cool it's fine w\e time to go back to being 13 and playing COD you got me

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>>692837787

>>692837602


WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU LIVE THAT ESCORTS ARE ACUALLY TARGETED BY LEO?

SAUDI ARABIA? AND THEN EVEN.....

JUST FUCK OFF LIAR. SEX THESE DAYS IS GETTING CHEAP..EVEN WHORES CAN'T MAKE MONEY ANYMORE,

>>692837904


STOP EMBARRASSING YOURSELF YOU FUCKING MORON.

NO ONE BELIEVES YOU. GIG IS UP. GO FUCK OFF FAT FUCK

>>692837787
which country are you?

>>692837904
any advice if i were to try this whole scheme myself?

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>>692828944
If you're willing to do a little you can always sign up for Amazon Mechanical Turk, just do surveys and studies all day and get paid for it. Check out www.reddit.com/r/beermoney, they can help you out.

sell kiddy porn on the srteets

>>692838040
Escort aren't targeted.

Prostitution is legal.

But pimping isn't.

And if i pay the girl, and i get money from the guy, using the definition of the law of my country i would be a pimp. And i would have problem with the police.

I don't want to do anything illegal. And i don't have to. There is enough girl who wants to do it for free, i don't need to pay escort. Plus girls who are doing it for the fun are way better for the customer.

>>692838240
i live in Paris, France

>>692838228
chill man

>>692835872
Show us some of your art

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I was thinking about massage for older women,what do you guys think, could I make some decent money? pls respond

>>692838280
first, be a libertine for a couple of year, make lots of contact and friend etc... Then you can get money exploiting this network.

>>692828944
I sell my body (my mouth mainly) to old men.

>>692837870
how is the setup like before you can start selling on the established sites?

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>>692838413
I call this one bold and brash

>>692838318
have fun with your $10 for 2 weeks of full time work

Tell me how to be an negro /b/ I'm a failed college student with an absurd amount of time on his hands.

>>692838727
more like, belongs in a museum!

>>692838955


EXACTLY. THOSE ARE NEW AGE SLAVE LABOR.

GET A GLOCK AND SELL DOPE.

>>692838727


YOU SHOULD PRETEND YOU ARE A TRANNY AND I BET YOUR ART WILL SELL FOR MILLIONS.

>>692838955
>being too dumb to realize what HITs are worth it and what HITs aren't

>>692839319

I'd be more into your advice, but it's so loud.

Just man up and suck dick on Grindr. Telling them you're a straight guy down on your luck will get you really, really far. I'm not even trying to make money but I get two to three offers a day from older guys. I'm also a thin young twink so take that how you will

>>692839431
>being to dumb to realize they cap your potential unless you sacrifice hours of unpaid work to get anything above $1

I've Mturk'd before sweetheart

>>692838513
I'm looking for shortcuts here... come on man

>>692838240

Paris is close. Feel like posting your site here?

>>692839501


MOST PEOPLE WOULD RATHER DIE THAN SUCK OLD MAN DICK FOR MONEY.

SO..THAT SAID..WHY NOT DIE SELLING DOPE?

>>692829355
How much do you ask for someone that isn't "Important" ? Like someone pretty regular on every point

>>692839627


YOUR CHOICES FOR QUICK MONEY ARE:

1) ROB
2) SUCK DICK
3) SELL DOPE
4) GO GET A TEMP GIG

YOU REALLY HAVE NO OTHER CHOICES FAT FUCK.

IF MAKING MONEY WERE EASY- EVERYONE WOULD BE RICH.

>>692839627
i only know how i've done it myself. It wasn't planned. I don't know any shortcuts. It's not like a job i wanted to do, more like seizing an opportunity.

And the job is not as good as it seems.

>>692839873
you would have been right 20 years ago but there is this thing called internet now

>>692839873
no one said it was easy, OP just asked for unconventional job. Not easy way to make money.

>>692840101
post your website

>>692839242
Come on guys, gotta get dat start up money

>>692840135


YEAH? SO GO MAKE MONEY ON THE "INTERNET" FAGGOT.

GO FILL OUT SURVEYS FOR .000001 EACH AND MAYBE GET PAID

FOR EVERY FUCKING OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE MONEY ONLINE THERE ARE 1.6 MILLION FAT ASSES,LAZY AND SMELLSING LIKE PISS, CHASING IT.

INTERNET IS DONE AND FUCKING DONE.

IF MAKING MONEY ONLINE WERE EASY, KISSLESS VIRGINS WOULD BE DRIVING PORSCHES

>>692835165
I've really been thinking about doing this. Colorado is a good drive for me, but if I dropped just $30 on one of those 10-bud tubes, I could turn that into $200 easy, and I've got a couple hundred to blow. My problem is knowing who to sell to.

>>692840218


NAH WHAT LAZY FAT FUCK WANTS TO HEAR IS WHAT YOU FAGGOTS WANT TO HEAR:

GO TO THIS WEBSITE, PUT IN 2 MINUTES OF WORK AND GET PAID 500 BUCKS.

AIN'T HAPPENING FUCKTARD. "UNCONVENTIONAL" JOBS ARE ILLEGAL OR HARD WORK. IT'S WHAT MOST 9-5 ERS DON'T WANT OR ARE TOO SCARED TO DO.

>>692835713
I second this. It's hard to find people who can last in a gangbang, or just guys who last longer than 5-10 minutes.

>>692833255

>I'm Armenian living in glendale

I read that as

>I'm Armenian living in Genicide

>>692840851
The problem isn't about lasting.

The problem is about finding guy who can get hard and do teamwork. People with the right mindset.

>>692840874


FUNNY BECAUSE I READ IT AS:
> I'M ARMENIAN LIVING IN GENOCIDE

>>692840449
don't be butthurt because you failed online

>>692840575
Couple of pals you smoke with or know as smokers. If its good you shouldn't have a problem gettin rid as they smoke with other smokers and boom, you're sorted for small deals as your post suggests is all you want

>>692840885
What the hell?

>>692836520
This. I would be happy to make weed runs to Colorado (I'm in Texas) if I could get the client base going but I'm fucking paranoid about getting caught.

>>692841075


CAN YOU SHOW US SCREEN CAPS OF YOUR "FORTUNE" MADE FROMONLINE SHIT?

PS. I NEVER DID NOR WILLI EVER WASTE MY TIME WITH ONLINE SHIT. HELL,I HIRE PAKIS AT 10 CENTS ON THE DOLLAR TO MAKE WEBSITES THAT I RESELL TO LOCAL COMPANIES. FUCKING MORONS.

>>692841184


THEN DON'T FUCKING DO IT IMBECILE.

>>692841184
Ah you'll be fine. Take the bull by the horns. Earn some cash, smoke some weed, fuck some stoner bitches.
What's the worst could happen?

Is there forums dedicated to stealing or black hat related fuckery?

I transcribe songs for people who need tabs or MIDI or something.

Drug dealing would make more.

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>>692841172
JESUS wants your semen for breakfast in heaven

>>692828944

Charge a dollar per Jew for air.

>>692841434
eat some of those pills and kys my man

>>692841374
Like chill, stop screaming, you're scaring me.

>>692840885
No you don't

>chan4chan.com

>>692841569


NEVER NIGGER.

I SELL A 5MG PERC FOR 6$ TO KISSLESS VIRGINS LIKE YOU.

YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT I GET FOR ADDERALL

be a hitman im south american and well.. that makes good money

>>692841000
Funny because I read it as jennaside

>>692841631


DON'T WORRY CUPCAKE.YOU'LL BE FINE.IM A 5'5" LITTLE JEW.

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I sell eyeballs to blind people.

I also make foreskins out of their eyelids.

>>692841859
Kek!!!

>>692841839


NOW I READ IT AS JENNAMARBLESCIDE

invest in stocks. earn money from other peoples hard work

Itt niggers
Because stealing and selling drugs is for niggers

Get a job you lazy nigger

>>692841466
Ruin my upcoming marriage, shoot down my chances at a real job, prison, fines, etc. and all that just to make some money and help people enjoy their lives a little bit more.... Kinda sad, really.

>>692828944
>online poker
>online stock trading and investing
>fiverr
>doing prank videos and uploading them on youtube

>>692841816
The only way that could be profitable is if you have special military skills from special forces because there is literally a fuck load of cartel hitman that will do it for marginally less.

>>692842202


THEN FUCK OFF NIGGER. GET A JOB PICKING ORANGES AND STOP WHINING.

>>692828944
freelance coder. stopped working for companies when I didn't see a dime of the database engine I developed which is in use in a bunch of ERPs.

>>692842497
>>692842061

how is it unconventional ?

>>692831523
millhouse will never be a meme

>>692842497
Am I fucked if I hadn't already learned rudimentary coding by adolescence?

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I send babies to god.

Five dollars.

>>692842685
no.

>>692842639
just replied because i don't have a regular job

>>692828944
>Unconventional ways to make money thread


Investment advisers will tell you NEVER KEEP CASH in your portfolio, GET IT INVESTED IMMEDIATELY

That advice is propaganda

Don't buy unless you got something good to get into

>>692842685
no but when you get a job make sure you know who owns the source code. Make your own libraries for complex functions at home. You can include these in your code and even if the company owns that source code they can't do much without the source for your libraries.

>>692842685
No . I learned how to code last year and I got a job because of it.
I'm 28 years old.
Learn Java, Mysql and C and you should get the basics to get a job down.

>>692842202
Knowing all this you still ask if you should? Think you already know the answer to that question.
You're welcome