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>>692816587
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smKK1hs--l4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEGQJ35QUOI
>>692825974
Konata or Nance?
>>692826391
Only sometimes
>>692826809
Please don't remind us
>>692826660
Telegram?
@FranAnon
>>692827027
Yay!
Dio-sama...
>>692827180
Good taste in music.
>mandatory mavis claim
There is literally no reason to not be bi
If you love someone, you should love them for their appearance and not care about their dick or vagina, I really hate straight and gay people
I love everyone and everyone should too
Yuiko my love. Claimed
>>692827027
Now that's interesting development
>>692827057
Even tho I'm straight I can't deny. But I wouldn't say Die, i think Born/Reborn would be a better fit
>>692827220
Can I add you too on Telegram?
>>692827027
Eheh~
>>692827049
Goodnight!
N A N I
>>692827288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXSl33uM_MM
This is also very good to listen when you're stressed.
>>692827077
Thanks for another good thread
Claimed
>>692827437
I'm asexual ;^)
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>692827671
>licks face
>>692827720
Best
Live life in a free field.
>>692827299
Hey, did you ever read Franken Fran?
>>692827437
What if I'm not attracted to the female form?
>>692827484
Go ahead!
>>692827720
Moo
>>692827656
You're welcome.
>>692827220
How lewd we getting fran?
>>692827453
I suppose it is, she a cute
>>692827484
You know my weaknesses this aint fair.
>>692827497
S O R E
>Rikka
>>692827893
Ghey
I'm going to wash the dishes
>>692827893
>What if I'm not attracted to the female form?
Nothing wrong with liking dicks.
>>692826887
Nekos are the best.
>>692826809
I have no doubt that it was in fact erect.
Would someone kindly post the screencap?
>>692827220
I don't use telegram, nor do i plan on it.
I could get on discord, or the likes.
>>692827180
Is this even music at this point
>>692827893
>hey did you ever read franken fran?
not yet i keep putting it off because im so busy
>>692827657
:O
>>692827893
Your discriminating against and oppressing women but you're also being a jerk to love because it should be about love not appearance
>>692827216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcAVh8hN-j4
>>692827887
Fluffy
I'm not sure how practical that is but ok.
>>692827893
Mooo.
Saber claimed
>>692827671
Hey didn't see you there. How've you been?
>>692828319
Ychan?
>>692827893
He's shitposting
>>692828476
I'm on 4chan never been there
>>692828592
Read my filename
>>692827859
>
Y-You're getting bolder
>>692828462
Bretty good, beautiful. Would be better if I didn't have the cold. How's DS3?
>>692828055
I know it well~
>
>>692828690
>implying
>>692828055
How lewd do you want to go?
>>692828192
Have fun with that
>>692828262
I do
>>692828280
Oh, why what my discord is TheWretchedTwiggy
>>692828308
Do it!
>>692828319
I only talked about fucking. Love and fucking are different
I'm not here
>>692828842
>implying you implied implications
>>692828055
That's a cute cosplay
>>692828592
Ain't we all ?
>>692828319
Oh, don't lie. It's all about apparency in a frist moment.
>>692828761
>
I wanna hug ya until the end of the world
Here
Kinda
>>692828925
Go away
>>692828901
>I do
So do I.
Best type moon claimed.
The scream tv series isn't actually that bad.
>>692828741
Pretty good. Going through NG+
>>692828948
>implying you implied I implied implications
Tenryuu claimed
>>692828998
Slow, but steady perocess....and repair your fleet m4*2
>>692828761
Hnnnng, god damn it...its too much for me to handle
>>692828901
As deep as you want....operate on me pls
>>692828994
I know, i could not pass this one up
>>692828948
>>692829345
Vlad the implier?
>>692829074
Oh my lewdness
Who might this be?
>>692829345
>implying you implied that I implied implications
>>692829526
>Who might this be?
That was me, kek.
I just forgot pic.
>>692829576
too many implications
>>692829576
Fuck off that was my line
>>692828901
>TheWretchedTwiggy
Thats not a discord tag
And i just dislike telegrams set up, I don't like how I have to give my phone number.
>>692829733
its implied
Claimed.
>>692828994
That's lewd
And cute
>>692829500
What will happen then~?
>>692829500
So that's what your into
>>692829726
Oh. Lewd
>>692829818
Well, how about you just give me yours then
>>692830022
>>692829818
and it did indeed imply
>Hamalams claimed
I just woke up completely
Early morning Rory-sama claim
Michiru
>>692830103
hitagi#2274
>>692830161
It's constantly implied
>>692830127
new game +
>>692830301
hello rory
>>692830127
New Game Plus. You start the game again with what you had at the end of the last run. They scale up enemies and loot drops
>>692830231
Hey Hamalams
>>692830093
My heart will explode inside my body and I will die
>>692830103
Of course it is! What you think I am into lame shit?
>>692830231
>>692830301
Hello
>>692830403
>>692830451
Ohhhhh. Only game I played with NG+ is batman games. Tougher enemies and you don't know when and where they'll strike you
>>692830403
It implied until the end of time
Hello people.
>Best idol claimed.
QOTT: how much of your personality in waifu threads align with your personality in real life?
>>692830530
You don't have my permission to die
>>692830301
Good morning rory
>>692830451
Hello Saber
>>692830648
New game plus on dark souls is like a big fuck you. Luckily you keep everything except for key items
>>692830821
more than 50%
>>692830648
>what is borderlands 2
>>692830761
>
You can use this
>>692830821
Almost similar. I'm just not as cool, cute and badass
>>692830887
Damn :/
Shinoa
>>692830821
I'm not too sure maybe 25%
>>692830821
My opinions are all the same and i mean what i say. That said i'm more optimistic because i actually like people here.
>>692830821
Pretty much the same.
>>692830727
that was already implied.
>>692830648
I've never even played darksouls.
I just remember RE4 having NG+
>>692830301
Well, in my 3.5 game, where I'm a bard, our sorcerer's familiar just got fucking murdered
>>692830403
It's not letting me add. I might be just retarded though
>>692830530
I figured you wouldn't
>>692830821
SCIENCE!
>>692830821
A good 75-80%
>>692831336
Wait RE4 has NG+? I haven't played that in forever so I don't remember that
>>692830821
Not very much
>>692830929
I have 2 shadows
>>692831111
Should have rolled
>>692831160
:(
>>692831265
Also :(
>>692831336
Hey that's pretty good :)
>>692831499
Was my worst subject :0
>>692831517
Pretty good Coco
>>692831654
That's good since you're just a giant meme
>claiming yume
And going to bed
Have a great day/night
>>692830821
Pretty much the same.
>>692831111
>Saved
Kek. Thanks for that. How's it going?
8.1 hours of SoSE is definitely enough for one day.
>>692831830
Well the "I like memes and I want to die" is still the same irl
>>692830837
Yes commander! I will fight death!
>>692831111
Heya Maki! Check out who's on my computer now
>>692831499
I am a weird one I know..
>Rikka
>>692831830
Don't be sad. It's better this way.
>>692832027
Hey, ~9 hours in total so far and still negliable progress
>>692831111
It can get brutal
>Checked
>>692831265
Thats why we love you <3
>>692831830
Why sad?
>dat tummy
>wew
>>692831830
Git gud scrub
>>692832050
I can try out some of this, if you wanted
And kinky can be fun
Finnally Back home Battlestation ONLINE
fuck now im tired.
>>692831654
I'm pretty sure RE4 had NG+
with the different costumes and what not
I need to replay RE4
>>692831830
Yep, I'm as much of a disgusting pervert online as i am in person
>>692832573
Karen
>>692831336
Ohhh
>>692831052
Same
>>692831830
Nah
>>692831908
I got you fam. Sickly but I'll manage
>>692832050
Sorry but maki is right below this reply
>>692831908
>>692832491
I got slaughtered by pigs in DS2
>>692831896
Night yume!
Shiro claimed.
Hey everyone!
>>692832050
Good soldier~
>>692832723
I love RE4. I remember playing it on my ps2 and xbox 360. I think they remade it again for the xbox one so I might buy it again
>tfw I dont have a good pc
>>692832870
I fucking hated those pigs. I went back to slaughter them before I started my NG+
>>692832953
Wew
>>692832050
That's pretty damn sweet man. Did you pick those up at the con?
>>692832870
Appreciated. Summer cold eh? That sucks. Where do you think you got it?
>>692832783
sachi?
>>692831908
You play ranked yet? on Overwatch? Makreedy?
>>692830821
About 60%, but only because it's not socially excepted to run around screaming "gas the kikes".
I'm probably acting more like myself here.
>>692830929
Aloha akbar! Wie geht's denn so?
>>692833147
Korea! How's it going?
>>692832506
aw hell yeah thats my kind shit right there
>>692832870
Why you gotta screw me up like this!
>>692832953
Thank you commander your praise is all I ask for
>>692833275
Yeah I did, that and a few more things I wanna go back one day aint enough
>>692833400
They'd probably arrest you since you're German :O
I'm good hopefully getting internet back tomorrow :0
>>692833310
nope :p
>>692833400
Theres the Shiro I was waiting for.
>>692833046
>don't have a good pc
You need a good pc to play a game originally for the ps2 and gamecube?
>>692832870
o
>>692831499
We're talking about discord here right?
>>692832872
Yo
>>692833046
They killed me first and I got the achievement "welcome to dark souls"
>>692833275
Not sure. Though it was allergies since I woke up with a dry mouth and swollen sinus at 4am. My guess is the weather
>>692833576
I had "Shinoa" right at the bottom you delusional child!
Lewd time
>2016
>not thinking jeanne is the best waifu
>>692833046
You're jealous~?
>>692833576
Cute!
>>692832224
Green is almost dead and Red is the onlyy problem remaining.
>>692832872
Scheiße, der lebt ja auch noch. Was geht da unten im Süden?
>>692833576
Explain what are you into?
>>692833864
Yes, I'm shit
The "Add Friends" button does nothing
>>>/blog/
>>692833864
Well this computer I have is kinda poop. Its for school work and such so it really cant play anything...
>>692834002
Yeah, it just kinda sucks that they didnt add that into Dark Souls 3
>>692834150
N-no! Why would I be?!
>>692833310
Yep. Ranked 55. Been going between that and 58 constantly.
>>692833576
Nice! Don't they usually run for like 3 days? Sounds like a good time overall, wish they held some up here every now and then.
>>692834002
Those are even worse honestly. Had one a little while back. Remember, Zyrtec is your best friend.
>>692834791
hmmm then i should be rank like 50000 when i start playing
>>692833811
Yea, under Führerin Merkel's reign it's considered treason if your opinion differs from the media.
>>692833864
Greetings! What's wrong with the other one?
>>692834002
Sup?
>>692834560
Aber immer doch, ich bin jung und meistens einigermaßen gesund. Allerdings zur Zeit viel zu tun, daher hält sich mein geclaime in Grenzen.
Wie läufts im hohen Norden?
>>692834002
I just saw it now! I am not delusional I just didnt see it
>>692834150
Cuter!
>>692834585
Hmmmm light fem dom, glasses, tights, sometimes feet and whatever else runs to my brain
>>692834791
They do but I had to work today so we only did 1 day so had to fit everything in today. Yeah that would be cool! This is the only one a year I go to so its like a huge rush of anime goes into me and then out in 1 day, not enough to let it sink in
Hello all, how are you?
>Ibukiもちろん
>>692827216
Also homuroru
>>692835094
Will you be celebrating America day in Germany?
roll
>>692834748
Why wouldn't you be? Having a soldier do whatever you want them to isn't bad~
Or... you wanna be ordered around?
>>692835347
>says the one who have the best gif
Just post it and you'll prove me right~
>>692833864
Yee. I'm also new to you friend. Have we talked before?
>>692834748
I don't have ds3. I hear the Lore is fantastic
>>692834791
Zertec is but it takes it like 2 hours for it to kick in with me. I'm fine with that since the ones that works immediately are pretty dangerous
>>692835094
How ya doing?
>>692835347
Thought tyrants eye could see all?~
>>692830821
Night and day, brother
>>692834406
We will destroy the Red tide
>>692835094
Naja, es könnte besser laufen.
>>692835553
Why should we?
>>692834585
Hmm, whats your name and the numbers after it in discord
>>692834748
>kinda poop
>cant play RE4
You're computer an shit
>>692835094
The other shiro didn't insult me.
You did, I like that.
>>692835760
I don't think we've talked before, maybe once or twice.
Either way hello, how are you?
>>692835364
Bretty good. You?
>shinoa
>>692836186
Not bad, good pudding cup :3
>>692836217
America is the best country in the world ^-^
>>692836432
>America is the best country in the world ^-^
>>692836309
TheWretchedTwig #8196
>>692834905
>50000
I think you have some extra zeroes in there m8. Eh the highest I've seen so far is 61. The whole system is a bit broken actually but that's to be expected given is just released.
>>692835347
Damn that blows. Well it's better than not going at all right? The day must be pretty exhausting for ya. I really don't hear much about Midwest cons, they're probably here, just not looking hard enough. The memories last forever though.
>>692835760
2 hours is the perfect time. Get to finish everything you need to do then knock right out. Never knew that about the immediate ones.
>>692836317
Kinda meh. Feeling dirty and gross.
>ibuki
>>692835553
Nah, I don't really get why we should celebrate Will Smith destroying that ship. Aliens always only attack New York anyway.
>>692835760
Pretty good, much to do. You?
>>692836217
Wegen des Projektes?
>>692836309
So you like it when I talk dirty to you like the naughty whore you are?
>>692835682
Why would I want to be ordered around?
>>692835760
And the game play is amazing.
>>692836309
Its pretty much a laptop meant for school
I'm ordering a shemale "escort"
>>692836432
America Day is as relevant as a starving jew during the holocaust.
>>692836588
Shit, TheWretchedTwiggy #8196
>>692836755
No idea, I'm just saying random shit out of boredom
>>692836643
I never watched that movie and won't because will Smith is a bad actor and rapper lol
>>692836787
I'm actually a Jewish Mexican, my ancestors fled to Mexico during the Holocaust :0
>>692836815
Shit, ISuckDicksForMoreDicks#8196
>>692835682
I was just about to do that!
>>692835760
It is! Just not when I am scrolling too fast down the page
>>692836600
Yeah next year I will do all 4 days and enjoy every second of it, you should look around and maybe they have one near ya
Well I have to run off to work ow I will see you all later love ya
>>692836787
T R I G G E R E D
>>692837018
Then why would you celebrate the day?
>shiro
>>692837092
>HNNNG
>>692836309
I'm good. Better if I didn't have the cold. Your self?
>>692836600
That is true. Nice and slow sedatives working your way up to the brain. My psychology professor said there's a out there since that's what people want. I think he said it doesn't last long either
>>692836643
Chilling before heading out to cousin's Place for fireworks
>>692836755
Y u do dis, DD?
>>692837092
Something all seeing should be able to see that too~
>
>>692837018
I'm going to stick your head up the drivers ass and then I'm going to shove the drivers head up your ass and then your head is going up my ass
>>692836756
Well of course there is no need, I'm here!
>>692837028
That is my other account
>>692837453
>Blush
>HNNG
>>692837018
>Jewish Mexican
So if you had to chose between betrayal or stealing a job, which would you do?
>>692837552
Ouch that's edgy
>>692837255
Fireworks ^-^
>>692836588
Sent, i can see it pending.
>>692836643
I just like being insulted.
Dirty talk to me is different than what dirty talk is for normal people.
like for instance yesterday when you said "you're a sick fuck"
>>692836755
Time to upgrade.
>>692837493
I'm ok.
Today has been incredibly boring.
>>692827077
and when the ugly people losers say is scaring or hurting the attrative loser people the ugly way then that means the ugly people losers is hurting the popular people the ugly way cause the ugly people losers is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks and got rejected and smell like poop like beyonce and is ugly and try to be better then the popular people and smell like poop like beyonce and is ugly
>>692837628
Mexicans don't steal jobs, white people just think they're too good for lower class jobs and I'm an honest person :3
>konata
>>692837610
Ummmm
Okay...
>>692837622
Seems like someone misses someone~
>>692837705
Work?
>>692837698
>not watching Hancock
Give up on life dude
>>692837622
>Saber blush
>just isn't the same
>>692837898
I wonder who~
>>692837092
That's the spirit. I'll give it some thought. See ya around Rikka.
>>692837493
Now that you mention it, a quick response would affect the body in more ways than one. He is right, sometimes it's just needed I guess. That makes sense, keeping that kind of power in such high volumes would have to make it pretty damn intense. I doubt they sell those for civilian use.
>>692837493
>>692837698
Fireworks are a waste of money and bad for the environment.
>>692837705
I remember that, but I'm not sure why anymore. Wasn't it something about ecchi with toddlers?
>>692837825
So you too prefer betrayal?
>>692838293
>bad for the enviroment
Faggot
>>692838233
Hmmmm?~
>>692838283
Maybe same effects venom and poison works since they're fast acting to the body
>>692838293
It's the American way, my German friend
>>692838406
I like it when the water is clean and the air is fresh. Fuck me, right?
>>692838620
Fuck you to death you faggot
Do you even like nuclear fallout?
What about a nuclear apocalypse while you're listening to "Radioactive" by Imagination Dragons?
Seriously, kys
reminder that someone has a balistic dic
>>692838579
The American way includes atrocities like male circumcision, sugar in bread and stores that open on Sundays.
No thanks.
>>692838816
k
>>692838293
>ecchi with toddlers
not with toddlers, just young girls.
>the more lewd the better
>>692837898
I'm self employed, been working a little bit today but it's the weekend.
>>692838882
that would be konata
>>692838464
I miss you, Rin
>>692838579
You know~
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zeAySdr.jpg "Syndra [110]")
![Syndra [69].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IBn3ovG.jpg "Syndra [69]")
![Syndra [241].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/S60JkKh.jpg "Syndra [241]")
