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>>692813188
we also have traps shota and dank memes
>>692814713
german boys very welcome
Duns get
>>692813427
Has shadman ever admitted that he's gay?
Fags
>>692822333
no you
why would I join your discord?
>>692824456
To out-gay everyone else.
that's a dumb reason
Join my dick instead.
secondary bump
>>692825637
I joined that discord for couple of seconds and then felt regret of doing so.
>play ranked
>janna support
>dominate botlane
>top feeds like hell
>vayne gets greedy and dies 6 times
>everyone's tunneling
>everyone dies
>mid pushing fast to our inhibitor
>defend mid inhibitor turret 1v4 for 40 seconds
>everyone respawns, enemy is low as hell
>engage
>ace with one death
>baron
>enemy in disarray
>push like it's a baby boy
>pick off enemies one by one
>practically carry everyone else's ass
>win
>jungler starts demanding thanks for his "carrying of our sorry asses"
>have best kda at 4/2/20
>be the only one to get even S-
>everyone else died 10+ times
>mfw
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>>692825741
you know I want to
>>692826002
I want your booty hole.
>>692826116
I agree with that statement
>>692820084
he is a she...
>>692826256
Okay, stranger.
>>692826257
you're a liar
>>692826090
it's all yours
>>692826608
I'll treat it well.
>>692820283
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>>692813188
more of horse cock destroying someone
>>692826608
>>692826830
Guyyys, that's gay!
pls stop
>>692827037
ur a gay
>>692827139
I don't think so, what are the symptoms?
>>692827037
we do what we want
>>692827243
1. liking dicks
2. being you
>>692827526
Heck, I might be a bit gay then.
But just a little bit.
>>692827321
Go on then
What if I like dicks but i would never want to make out with a guy or date one, am I bi curious or what
>>692827744
Don't worry, you'll be a massive faggot in no time.
>>692827758
You're just not thinking gay enough thoughts.
then you're in denial
because dating girls is the same as dating guys except guy have dicks
>>692828049
How do I stop that from happening?
>>692828381
There is not stopping it, you can only embrace it.
>>692828478
Shit..
>>692828381
Eat healthy and exercise
It won't cure the faggotry (that's terminal) but you at least you won't be massive.
>>692825836
Janna is a brain dead champion and easy to get good kdas on fuck you
>>692828630
It's not that bad actually.
>>692828657
But if I get massive, I won't get sexualized by faggots 'cause I'm massive.
>>692829018
You kidding? Heaps of furfags can't get a hard-on unless the character they're looking at is diabetic and a high risk of heart disease.
being gay is great
I get to suck dick all day and not have kids
>>692828891
I am afraid
>>692829215
Really? Goddamn it.
>>692829540
>>692829499
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>>692829499
Kids are alright, once they don't need your help to poop
>>692829781
That's ass
>>692829499
This guy gets it
>>692829821
not my thing
I'd rather have money and be alone with my partner
>>692829821
aw fuck i remember that book
>>692829940
Oh yeah, and you get nice asses too!
>>692830184
I need to check later and see if there is a new one out.
>>692830153
You have money?
>>692830370
no, even more reason not to have a child
>>692830222
How do you even find local furfaggies?
Lel faggots can't handle kevin
>>692830370
i thought it ended after the second one
>>692818083
Moar Tails
>>692830639
Uh, I dunno, the internet?
>>692830758
Nah, there's definitely a third one out.
Christopher Carrion's grandma turns out to be like, legitimately more psycho than everyone else in the series combined.
1st book was 2002, 2nd was 2004, but the 3rd wasn't til 2011
I know there's a grindr for furries
>>692831148
aw shit
it's been like
10 years since i read this book
goddamn
I love tails way too much
>>692831377
You and me both
>>692831349
Yeah it was pretty much the same, I was thinking of books I could give the kid a while and I remembered Abarat when I saw my sisters - they'd given me the book when I was younger.
>>692830925
I dunno man, what if I get molested?
>>692831739
Molest them back.
>>692831814
Thank you, I'm now ready to outside and diddle some dicks.
>>692831739
Use RapeX
>>692832195
Anytime, now go make me proud!
>>692832399
Nevermind, it's raining
is it illegal to download furry porn in the uk?
>>692832555
But that's the best time for gayness.
>>692832558
Yes.
>>692832558
yes
>>692832558
is this bait
>>692832558
Ask Google.
>>692832678
Why tho?
It's dark and rainy, that's the weather for rapey
>>692832195
More like this plz
>>692833015
It's also perfect for cuddling.
>>692833338
But that requires a partner, who in my case is still missing.
>>692833551
Then go out and find one.
>>692813188
Feast for the beast
>>692833734
But it's raining
>>692826257
no, shad's a dude. he's been on sleepycast multiple times
>>692816140
more?
>>692834705
All the more reason to hurry up!
>>692835208
I think I'll settle for a good old regular wank
everyone is john
>>692832558
its legal in the EU, but thats over for you. now its illegal.
>>692835777
hey john
>>692835777
I'll john you, faggot
>>692836389
how are you john
get better john
>>692836540
pretty good john
>>692836586
hello john
>>692836389
That was me IRL on election day
>>692836634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpfSh8ywOGo
can I be john
>>692836735
giving up on steve, i see
>>692836634
did you have a nice rest john
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VrqCBsbeuc
>>692836793
there's a lot less red tape to being steve
to being john*
>>692836697
is this the stuff you were listening to on stream last night or was that something else
>>692836692
mustard and all?
>>692836735
everyone is john
>>692836851
I did how about you
>>692837137
well that was easy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6oXW_YiV6g
Someone go to sleep for me and give me your energy
>>692837137
Yeah man
Sausage sizzles are serious business. Especially on election day. Both the potential Prime Ministers did photo ops at them, because they're so fuckin SRS
>>692837137
i had some excellent dreams i think you were there john but i don't remember
oh yeah that reminds me you were in my dream last night steve
we were in a euphonium section of an orchestra with my dad also but he was terrible and I had a solo but I couldn't play it and I thought the bassoon player doubled it and I got lost in the music and I tried to listen for him to play it but it was just awkward silence and then my high school band teacher got mad at me cuz it was a performance and he told me to sing it instead and I couldn't do that either and I got super embarrassed and ran off the stage
>>692837277
you don't put ketchup on them though, do you?
>>692837311
well, as long as they were excellent
>>692837844
they were thrilling john
and thrilling is always excellent
>>692837844
Not a lot, but I do
>>692837953
nice john
>>692837976
the worst
or the wurst HEH HEH
>>692838030
pls, I believe that is your title
>>692838099
no, because I do not put horrible toppings on my assorted-meat intestine tubes
>>692838359
I don't smother it. Just give it enough to balance out the mustard
I might go buy some sausages tomorrow and have my own private little sausage sizzle just to spite you.
>>692838527
put giardiniera on it instead
>>692838661
the fuck is that?
There is noone here that could possibly be from lower Germany, BGL to be exact? No?..
Life is pretty shit when it feels like you're the only Furfag in town.
>>692838734
>Giardiniera is an Italian or Italian-American relish of pickled vegetables in vinegar or oil.
>>692838884
Too fancy for me
A sausage sizzle should be available on a shoe-string budget. I will even use bread instead of buns, THE WAY GOD INTENDED
>>692839068
tell me it's white bread at least
>>692837137
i have no idea what i was listening to on stream, probably nes music
>>692839265
yeah it sounded more like that than mux mool
it was good though
>>692839136
We have some white bread and some multigrain so I got options
>>692839396
it was a playlist i think. i only remember choosing to listen to gimmick and cv3.
