What is the first thing you ever jerked off to?
>Pic related.
>>692809457
gfur
>>692810152
/thread
I am old
look closely
>>692810911
oh look, it's taco belle
>>692810911
i reply
>>692810911
DIE FUCKING NIGGER
>>692810911
Fag
>>692810864
I had that one. Goddamn she was the best.
>>692810911
Reply
>>692810911
Make America Great Again!
Watched the Nanny. Fapped to Fran Drescher.
>>692811795
Kek. Same here
>>692810911
cuck
>>692809457
Probably some adult flash game, if not then it was pic related.
>>692810911
I reply not because I must but to inform you that immunity cat, by its nature, supercedes your claim. For, if all things are by declaration true, then immunity cat cannot be contradicted. If things declared can contradict then they cannot be true by declaration and neither your image nor immunity cat matters. Either way images hold no power over the rational one who has seen immunity cat.
>>692810864
>Montgomery Ward catalog, ladies lingerie section.
I'm older...
>fapfapfap
>>692811795
Humped my blanket watching this shit and got a surprise!
>>692810911
Pff
>>692810911
Dank memes
>>692812009
AIDS?
>>692810911
This shit again!?
my brother....
>>692811795
Yep, first fap was to scrambled spice channel. In Detroit on Devil's night the cable company would unscramble all channels to keep niggers inside.
>>692809457
My bro-in-law let me borrow this when I was 11 or 12
Well i remember the very first porno I've watched.
>Private Gold Movie
>Two well dressed guys are playing pool in a room with a couch
>One brunette and a guy walk in to said room
>They all start to play pool
>The three men start touching the woman
>They all take their clothes off
>Sex
>End
First girl was pic related.
First guy was David Beckham.
Vida Guerra
>>692809457
Howard Stern show. 28 here, so this was at a time when you had to watch scrambled hbo porn, or steal some adults playboy's.
>>692809457
Sears & Roebuck catalog, women's underware section.
>>692810911
fuck u
>>692810911
Kys
>>692812435
>>692811982
my niggas
some Mercedes Ashley video I think
Debra Petersen
PMoM June 1976
12 years old?
>>692810911
hey
>>692810911
Meh
>>692809457
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47Z6Bfmnezs
>>692810911
fug
>>692809457
that bit loui c k does. not to the bit that loui c k does. but that bit he does. where u jerk off to past good jerks uve had. that.
>>692810911
Dam
>>692809457
>>692810911
fuck you
>>692810911
fuck you cunt
Pokemon was the best
Sylvia Kristel in 'Emanuelle'
MTV Spring Break in Cancun Mexico with Jerry Springer 1999. I was 9 years old sticking my dick between the two tubes of a water bed watching TV justt rubbing cuz it felt good and BAM. Was too young to have any semen. Didn't actually start nutting til I was 10 and it was all clear. Around 11 I had full on semen
>>692810911
Nothing can counter immunity cat fag
>>692810911
damn she ugly
>>692810911
nigger
>>692809457
Avon magazines
>>692810911
fuck off
>>692810911
fag
>>692809457
i didnt even know what i was doing at the time
>>692810911
ass hole
>>692810911
nigger
>>692810864
>>692811620
I still have that one; too bad she lost her mind and thinks vaccines cause autism
>>692811795
Lol the good ol days when barney's imagination tricks paid off lol
>>692810911
mymymmym
Tawnee Stone, not this set but close.
Some Disney princesses stickers that were in my bath.
>>692810911
fuck u
You know it bros.
>>692810911
Yub Wub
>>692810911
Spooky internet wizardry works again
>>692810911
adsfasdfasdf
>>692810911
Now for replying to this i shall find out were you live and fuck you in your sleep with a baseball bat wrapped in barb wire she I'll even throw some icy hot on it for lube. And a sock stuffed with 3 cans of soda just incase you get thirsty after 4 play
>>692809457
Images in my head.
In my grandparents bathroom.
Mid 80's
>>692811795
I used to love "channel one"
where I used to live If I left the Coax cable hanging out of the back of the TV and not tightened on, it would show the Playboy channel (channel one) in Black and white, without the scramble. I dont think I came out of my room past 8 most nights
>>692812274
Are u a girl?
this pic
>>692811982
I knew I wasn't the only one!! When i was 11, I started fapping, I just fapped with no fapping-fuel. Then, one day, I discovered the Spicegirls. The started fapping to music videos. That was on 96.
>>692810911
fuck
>>692810911
>>692810911
oh shit better reply
>>692810911
that's a MAN
The lingerie section of a JC Penny catalog
bush porn
>>692810864
I fapped so many times to this. The first one I fapped to was the baywatch one. My dad had some good ones
>>692810911
Here comes dat boi
A beasty tape a friend found of a girl and a German Shepherd
Was a Strang arousal but I nut is a nut so fk it
>>692810911
Fuck you
>>692814817
Savage
>>692810911
shiet
>>692814817
MODS
>>692810864
Fuck yeah, Jenny.
I first fapped to my dad's old playboys. He had decades worth of them stacked in the attic.
>>692814817
how do you buy an account?
>>692809457
some random shit on cartoonnetwork i just played with my dick it felt good so i kept going and then orgasmd
>>692813728
>mfw had one of the stuffed toys of that exact power ranger
>mfw used to hump it
>mfw no regrets
>>692811795
good old days
http://youtu.be/ofmBgLEsthU?t=3m4s
I was 11 back then. I was imagining what her tits would be like. It was my first orgasm. I though i was going to piss my pants. It was hilarious, because i ran to the bathroom holding my dick praying that my mom would not notice. Glad she didn't.
Still, i was lucky that i couldn't even ejaculate yet.
>>692810911
Niggerfucker
>>692810911
banter
>>692810911
Fuck you
>>692810911
fuck
>>692810911
>>692810911
>>692811795
Yeah Spice channel.
>>692810911
why
>>692810911
Get cancer
>>692810911
Naa
>>692810911
Fucjjj
>>692810911
I reply.
>>692814573
safety don
>>692809457
had to use my fantasy back then.
>>692810911
just in case
>>692810911
the same-fagging is strong with this one
Lady Gaga...
I'll make Bad Romance
>>692809457
A bikini picture of Heidi Klum
>>692810911
Reply
>>692810911
i cant believe yuo guys
>>692810911
Reply
>>692810911
I like her titties
>>692810911
Nigger
>>692810911
Pls no kill mom
>>692810911
Immunity cat cannot be negated
>>692810911
no u
>be me
>be 7 (18 now)
>after shower
>get on floor and hump towel a ton
>didnt know what i was doing but felt amazing
>orgasm
>stand straight up freaking out checking my 2 inch dick making sure it was okay
>no cum i was too small
>never do it again until 11
>natrual male instinct and jerk off normally
>>692809457
Some hentai when I was 9
>>692815475
my nigga
Don't care. Join the raid
>>692815341
>>692810911
Kek
>>692814672
is there a full set of that?
>>692810911
hilarious
>>692809457
>>692810911
my goodness
>>6928109457
replying
>>692810911
replying
>>692810911
lol
>>692810911 fuck off
>>692810911
damn
>>692809457
Absolutely nothing:
>be 8 years old, staying overnight at friend's house
>when we go to sleep, he tells me,
>"I learned this really cool thing from my cousin."
>"Move your hand up and down on your penis."
>Me: "Feels weird."
>"Don't worry, keep doing it."
>get little 8 year old boner
>"Me: Feels like I have to pee."
>"Nevermind. Keep doing it."
>starts to feel really good
>feels even better
>have very first orgasm
>don't even know what it is, or what just happened
>don't associate it with girls, in way, shape, or form
>just this cool thing that my body can do
>fap again and again over the next couple of days
>never stop fapping
Archie comics
>>692810911
h ,jh
>>692816165
feggit
>>692810911
fuck me man
>>692810911
Dammit lol
>>692810911
>911
am scared
>>692809457
kingergarden teacher
>>692810911
stupid sexy flanders
>>692814034
she had the best lil round ass evar
>>692810911
fcuk
>>692810911
Reply
>>692809457
I'm with you OP.
She basically kickstarted my puberty.
>>692810911
pepe the frog is my fav meme
>>692816267
Fuck off.
EIGHT years old.
Didn't even know a DAMN thing about what sex was.
And for the record, I like to eat pussy, put my fingers in pussy, put my cock in pussy.
>>692810911
FUCK YOU!
i spanked it to a tampon insertion pamphlet from the box in my sisters room
first time was legit like froth, thought i broke my dick
>>692810911
dude...
pic related
>>692815916
Fuck yeah hatchetface
>>692810911
ay boss
>>692814817
Ok, here have my gold
>>692810911
faggg
>>692816624
why you didn't know what sex is?
are you retardet?
>>692810911
A lot of /b/ loves their mother.
And believe in superstitions.
>>692810911
kek
>>692816951
>melting gold over a steppenigger campfire
>>692809457
shopped photos of celebrities on google images.
It was some weird shit me and a friend found in the rafters of his basement when we were like 12. Girls pissing and back when girls had crazy bushes. Think it belonged to the guy who lived in the basement before him.
>>692810911
fuck
>>692809457
Asian Jennifer connely?
>>692817133
>why you didn't know what sex is?
Dude. 8 years old.
WTF does anyone know about sex when they are 8?
>>692810911
damn shit
Penny
>>692810911
Should know better by now.
>>692817375
there is condom advertisment everywhere
do you shittier amifags don't get education or ask people what it is
>>692816720
That show man
>be me 7 years old
>at gym class at school
>have to climb rope
>wrap legs around rope
>as climb dick rubs rope
>reach top orgasm
>Thinks it is because of climbing rope
Lol I thought the only way to get that feeling again was to climb the rope at my elementary school gym class
>>692810911
I'm not getting it
>>692813025
that is one fine ass 12 year old.
>>692811795
Kek. Good times.
>>692810911
>>692813728
dude she was fam u dont jack it to fam u pos
>>692810911
fuck
>>692810911
I knew it and still clickes
>>692817375
are you kidding?? Most kids touch themselves naturally from age 4 up. To overhear someone like parents or siblings talking about sex, or find a magazine in a park, happens all the time. I found an incest mag in my alley in first grade.
So sweet
>>692817672
I should clarify.
I knew some basic stuff. "The man puts his dick in the woman's vagina." Blah blah blah.
But I certainly didn't know what the feeling of an orgasm was. (No way to know that until you have one.)
And I didn't know that my boner, and orgasm had anything to do with girls. I didn't figure that out until I found some Playboy and Penthouse magazines in my older brother's stash, and realized I got boners from looking at the naked girls.
>>692817750
bullshit
physically impossible
how sad that you need attention this badly
My dad put on some porno VHS tape and we jerked off together. I was like 9. He did other stuff with my sister.
before the dawn of the internet, I jacked off to the l.l. bean catalogs we got in the mail.
>>692818127
4? i didnt touch myself sexually until puberty which wasnt until grade 9
>>692809457
Girls gone wild TV ad
>>692810911
pls mama
Nadia
>>692809457
Scrambled Spice channel porn
Victoria secrets catalog
the little mermaid
>>692817573
Winnie Cooper NEVER FORGET
she looks hot today, too
>>692818189
please tell me that bush is not real
>>692810911
Didnt even need to read more.
>>692818156
>>692818691
>>692818651
>>692817750
I did the same with a playground basketball goal pole, minus orgasm. But it felt good!
The bolts for the crossbar were the best surface.
>>692810911
Nice dubs
>>692818751
very real. welcome to the 80s
>>692809457
Picture of my fifth grade teacher's ass
>>692810911
lol
>>692810911
Generic reply
>>692810911
sick of this shit
>>692810911
Asshole
>>692818465
well I grew up with a pervy Aunt so maybe I learned too much too fast, but still statistics show early self fondling for pleasure is completely natural
>>692810911
Fag
That scene in Eurotrip where the girl rubs her titty. I miss being 13...
>>692809457
>>692819293
She was way hotter with small tits. IMO
>>692818399
Probably bait, but I'll bite.
Your dad is a pedo pervo, dude!
You'll know you're damaged when you find yourself showing porn to some 9 year old, and teaching him to fap.
>>692814817
you too, huh?
remember this one? so fucking hot....
>>692810911
Fuck you
>>692810911
Fuck you
>>692810911
replied
Some asian porno simply called China Pussy, fapped to it so much the tape started to wear out.
I fucking shed tears when the VCR spit the tape back out a mangled mess.
>>692818421
same here, gap catalogs
at least 3 times a day
>>692818527
Muh Nigga. I can't believe they played that shit on tv back in the day
>>692814817
MOAR
Sears catalogs used to have some great bra and swimsuit ads. Sometimes I would order panties and have them sent to the redhead across the street and then wonder if she was wearing them when we were getting high.
>>692810911
aloha
>>692810911
Faggot
>>692810911
the amount of fucking replies
>>692819749
Ohhh man! I forgot all about this little jewel. Thanks anon.
>>692819749
my brrooooo me too
I now have a good looking turkish cutie3.41 so it worked out for me