>>692796204

Be patient OP. Don't waste your money. You'll find a girl to fuck. Go for someone below your standards - it'll be a stepping stone to be more confident and have an easier time getting it in the future.

>>692796334
This... you don't pay whores for sex you pay them to leave you alone afterward and all the girlfriend bullshit which cost loads more in the end of it all.

>>692796444
partially true
it cuts both ways

i advise avoiding pros because god told me so

>Be 18
>Meet 18 yr old girl through friends
>She's interested in me
>We end up fucking
>Sex was porn quality
>Find out she was getting pimped

>>692796204

You are too young to reach that point yet. However, it is a worthwhile experience to have.

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>>692796204
>be me
>have black thug type friend
>sells drugs and shit
>go to his house after work
>he invites some girls over
>start talking to this 8/10 grill
>everythingsgoingwell.jpg
>end up in friends spare bedroom with grill
>fucked the hell out of her that night
>they all leave
>me and thug friend go to bar for drinks
>telling him how I fucked that grill
>mfw he says "money well spent"

8/10 would do again

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>>692796334
I have no friends or a social life, i sitting everyday in front of my pc and looking like shit. So i don't think so, also social anxiety.

I once posted a greentext of my first time with an escort
Should I share?

>>692796877
at least you had sex, i haven't even kissed a girl in 19 years or had a date. i'm very isolated besides my trainee.

>>692796919
Welcome to the club

tfq

>>692797006
Fuck it, I'm doing it

>be me
>be abroad student in some eastern european country
>turned 21 two weeks ago
>every day I'm inching closer to wizard status
>decide fuck it
>look for massage parlors with happy ending
>shady as fuck, obsession with oils,etc
>stumble upon a web discussion about escorts in my city
>zero in on a girl they recommend on a website for escorts
>letsdothisnigga.jpeg
>google how to set me up with an escort
>stressed as fuck
>write her number in my phone
>watch ZeroPunctuation for 30 minutes to destress
>press call

>>692796204
just find some cougars, man
you're young, try to profit

>>692797189
>"Hello"
>"Hi I'm Anon, is this Julia ?"
>"Yes"
>"I would like to set an appointment for tonight"
>"Okay, when, do you want to meet me at my apartment ?"
>"Yes, at 7p.m"
>"Okay I'll send you the adress, confirm to me 30 min before"
>Try to keep my cool after hanging up
>Make threads on /adv/ and /b/ for advice
>404 almost immeadiatly
>The faithful hour is coming
>-15° Celsius outside
>send a text saying I'm on my way
>no turning back now
>nearly miss the bus
>withdraw some cash
>call her at the exact hour
>she talks me through the the building block
>still manages to end up one level above her apartment
>she opens the door

>>692797258
>"Hi I'm Julia"
>Dark blonde, tanned complexion, slim in all the right places
>Black kneehigh stockings and short dress
>a bit small compared to me (I'm almost 2 meters high)
>my dick is slowly waking up from the antartical temperatures out there
>overclock my brain so it can handle maintainspaghetti.exe
>hang my coat, put my keys and phone in, take my wallet out
>put the money for 1h30 on the table while she asks me what I want to drink
>say the first of her propositions at each question
>end up with raspberry tea
>my left leg almost betrays me as I go to sit in front of her
>average conversation about where I come from, what I study, her car problems
>tells me everyone who sells you something will try to screw you over in this country
>I silence my inner smartass by drinking a burning sip of tea
>"You don't have a girlfriend ?"
>nope
>"But you're a handsome guy"
>I'm a bit skinny and my clothes were alright but I guess she tells that to everyone

Paid 100 € for 1h30, average price for this standard where I am

>>692797332
>"Do you want to shower or have you already taken one ?"
>"Took one this morning"
>"So, more than 7 hours ?"
>"Yeah"
>"..."
>"I'll go take one"
>She shows me the "love nest" then gives me a towel
>shower, peel back my foreskin for god knows what reason
>get out with the towel around my waist
>she told me her apartment was badly isolated, 18° precisely
>"You're right, it's kind of cold"
>she takes my hand and hurries me to the bedroom
>"Lets make you hot"

>>692797258

>she's a velociraptor.
>she proceeds to eviscerate me
>clever girl

>>692797416
>makes me sit on the bed
>motions me to lay down
>takes her dress and panties off
>her knees a crotch level she lays on me
>Starts moving her torso against mine, burying her head in my neck and moving her hands
>"Wait"
>Stops and looks at me with eyes that stares into my soul
>"It's my first time"
>she doesn't buy it
>"Really ? Never have before ?"
>nope
>laughs a bit then tells me to empty my head
>resumes her heating routine
>my feet are cold as fuck
>the towel is scratching against my hypersensitive glans
>she takes it off

>>692796919
Start working on your image. You gotta feel good about yourself, that alone will boost up your confidence and will make social interactions less intimidating. Get a new wardrobe, work out, get out of the house and go for a jog. You can't let yourself be this way forever, control your life, OP.

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>>692796204
>2010
>find 10/10 asian hooker on craiglist
>call in
>pay her 150 extra to do bdsm
>tie her up, safe word and all that shit
>tell her she's fucked, I paid her with the money I made off selling the kidneys of the last whore I called in
>bring out my old shaving razor collection, explain at length where I got each and I how I keep them sharp
>bitch is scared shitless
>after about an hour of telling her how I'm gonna carve her up, slice her eyeballs, etc, I let her go
>tell her ''tip is on the counter, now get out''
>the next week check out the list
>her ad is not there anymore.

>>692797517
>starts kissing me, beginning at my right ear and going down
>licks my balls and goes up my shaft with her tongue
>finally goes for the blowjob, only sucking the tip at first
>don't really feel much besides unease from my glans
>she goes further but no deepthroat
>I take her free hand and put it on my chest
>does the mouth-hand combo that makes my dick a bit harder
>the tip of my dick still says nope to pleasure
>she takes off her bra saying that she hates "wearing that"
>nice B cups, areolas are a bit large
>resume blowjob
>"You can look at me anon"
>realize I've been keeping my head laying down and my eyes closed most of the time
>tell her it's because it feels good
>it continues for several minutes
>I look at her and it's sexy as fuck but it hurts my neck
>the pleasure starts building up when she goes faster but she always slows down quickly
>my feet are still cold as fuck

>>692797569
fkin cruel dude

>>692797623
>"You can say stop if you want anon"
>wut face
>"Do you want to continue the blowjob or fuck me ?"
>letsgo.gif
>she stands up to grab a condom
>tells me something along the lines of "your dick is bigger than average"
>whatever
>as she puts the rubber she tells me a lot of women have a problem with too small dicks
>the moment of truth hath cometh
>slide it in
>tight as fuck, my glans is overwhelmed
>get harder but still not at full capacity
>she's on top, her breast against my chest
>she kisses all over my neck while muttering "yeah baby" over and over again
>same problem as the blowjob, too slow to overcome the uneasiness
>I'm moving my fingers all around her waist and shoulders
>kiss her smooth skin to up the eroticism
>she takes my left hand and put it on her breast
>"Play with this too"
>puts herself in the cowgirl position
>one hand on her boobs, one hand on her ass
>start to feel the load coming
>tell her
>and then the orgasm killer

>>692797203
Dude, i look like shit. I have nothing interesting, also i feel like my personality is changing. I was friendly and a happy person but now, full of anger and so on. Sometimes i wish i had one friend, then i could do something on the weekends.

>>692797684
>she goes down completely and begin an horizontal movement
>moves her hips and vagina forward and backward
>my pelvis hurts
>my glans feels crushed
>my feet are cold as fuck
>all these sensations at the same time
>keepyourshittogether.dll is missing
>try to calm down
>my right leg isn't liking this plan and starts shaking like crazy
>she notices and tells me to stop stressing
>asks me if I want to change position
>yesplease.avi
>"What ?"
>"From behind"
>"Doggystyle ?"
>"Yeah"
>my feet are still cold as fuck
>now my ass is too

>>692797796
>still, can't deny the view
>she's on her knees but she laid down her upper torso on the mattress
>my dick is back
>aim a bit too low at first but finally manage to put it in
>suction sound
>start humping at mid speed
>we're not completely in rhythm
>her little screams are turning all my switches on
>I have control over the speed, I can finally get some fun
>her voice is getting higher
>my shaft is getting bigger
>start grunting
>tell her I'm almost ready but she doesn't seem to register
>a few thrusts more and I'm over the edge
>no time to stop and finish in her mouth like she offered
>finally the orgasmic bliss kicks in
>slow down my thrusts as my balls empty themselves
>not exactly the leg-shaking feel I was hoping for

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>>692796204
No, I was rejected by hookers.

>>692797944
>pull out
>lay down next to her holding her hand
>she looks at me and ask how it was
>honest, I answer it wasn't bad but could have been better
>tells me she had the second orgasm of the year (only four days in but still)
>start talking about things and others while running our fingers against each other
>end up talking in Spanish
>tells me I'm a great lover
>Imsobelievingyou.docx
>asks me if I want to take a shower
>yes, but first I point to the condom still hanging saying I have to put it somewhere
>She hands me some tissues and take the condom to the bin while I wipe my dick
>take the third shower of the day
>come out and ask her if she does massages

>>692797459
kek

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>>692798005
Last part folks

>we go back to the bedroom where she gives me a basic back massage
>At one point I ask her if she wants to do something else
>Tells me we don't have time because she has another meeting
>Some more massage
>my feet are cold as fuck, again
>tells me it's over
>she kisses me before I leave
>enormous feeling of underwhelment kicks in

AMA

>>692798005
cmon fag cont already

>>692797556
You're right. i can't live this way forever. I don't think that i will ever reach the 30' or the middle 20',

>>692798135
Orgasms aren't that good with cold feet

>>692798135
>>692798275
what he said, it's been proven in an experiment
u shouldve worn socks

>>692798135
that was a nice story, i'm glad that you had a good first time anon. :)

>>692798005
Moar? At least it was well done to cum the first time you had sex. I think it is pretty uncommon.

>>692798135
Why in the world were you underwhelmed? You thought sex would be like magic or something?

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>>692798135
Your oddball complaints remind me of these venerable maymays friend.
>Feet are cold as fuck
>Uneasy glans
>I bet this bitch doesn't even habeeb it
>This towel hurts my balls
>I wish I were at home shitposting

>>692798135

fucking tl:dr man

All i got from that were that your feet were cold

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>>692797684
>>tells me something along the lines of "your dick is bigger than average"

>>692798005
You seem like a good guy anon. I get the feeling this wasn't the last hooker, or non hooker, you fucked. Honestly, with sex, you just gotta do what makes you feel good. Announce your intentions, but no one should feel obligated to maintain uncomfortable or non-errogenous positions.

Your hooker sounds like a nice lady too. I want all the nice people to be rewarded and I want ass holes and bitches to suffer.

>>692798674
Was expecting something more emotional, I guess that's the downside of getting an escort.
Everyone makes such a big deal of sex I thought it would be life-changing or something. Glad I did it though

>>692798748
kek

>>692798846
Wrote it months ago just after the fact, didn't pay attention to the pacing

>>692798860
I called bullshit internally immediately

>>692798981
Didn't get any other hooker yet. Feel like I'm a tad more confident though. Started working out, made good friends, got to first base with at least two girls. Not much but I'm getting there

>>692796204
I hire prostitute about once a month. It's something i do in addition to a good sex life, and STILL it's addictive and it get you lazy, because you know that instead of doing the effort of seducing a girl, you could have spent just some extra cash and skip the whole thing.

And it's a downward spiral because when you get lazy your sexual and affective life get shittier, and then you hire more prostitute...

Do it once you are a grown up with a good life, fuck whore as an extra. Not as a way of getting out of your shitty life, it's not going to work

>>692796204
I met a lass at some event, I took too much ethylphenidate and have no memory of the night.

I'm at home having a speedwank for hours, and get a text, asking if I live near X, because she's feeling the horny afterglow of MD. Id literally just eaten a handful of Valium so it was no chance, I didn't know if this was a mate fucking around or she was fat.

We text for a few days, and come to an agreement that if we meet up, watch a film, and have decent sex, we should be fuck buddies. I was desperate for a shag, I don't care how ugly or fat she was.

Turns up, she's fucking hot, and she brought me along a crate of cold beer. We sit down and she just starts ripping into how fucked I was. Golden. Just said bedrooms upstairs, and I came so fast about 4/5 times lol. She just said we need to do it more. I was happy as a pig in shit.

>Few months of her getting my fuck game on point
>She says she has to tell me that she used to be an escort
>I don't give a fuck
>That was some professional fucking pussy

>>692799429

After you've had enough "emotional" sex with girls who fuck you because you've wooed them, you'll come to realize that often the amount of time, money, and sanity you have to invest in these girls to get laid is far more costly than simply paying a small fee for some quick pussy.

>>692798135
>enormous feeling of underwhelment kicks in

haha, just imagine how disappointed and heartbroken you would have been if you had waited until you were with someone "special" then hit that same underwhelming feeling.

sex isn't special, kiddos. literally every normie does it repeatedly through their entire lives and doesn't give a shit. every girl you could ever hope to be with has been with men before you and discarded them/been discarded by them.

>>692797556
This

>>692798135
Thanks for the long story, Anon. Any other experiences since then? Did that night with Julia help you to get in touch with other women easier?
... and never tell it's your first time, rather say it's your first time paying and you're not very experienced in general

>>692802112
>Any other experiences since then?
nope

>Did that night with Julia help you to get in touch with other women easier?
Dunno, it really debunked the myth of sex as a transformative experience.
I started working on myself though: working out, making good friends of both sexes, managed to french kiss two girls since then
I feel like I'm gonna make it

>>692800753
Then i'm not a normie. But soon a wizard.

have had experiences with extremely hot ones in asia, i would say save your money because its not worth it.

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serious question /b/

Where does one go to find escorts or hookers?

I live in the USA na there used to be a site called myredbook but the stupid FBI shut it down. I was great because you got to read other peoples legit experience before choosing one. Also....craigslist and backpage suck

>>692803030
Escorts are legal. You're paying for a date. What happens between you and the lady is no ones fucking bizz

>>692796334
>>692796204
let him try it's nothing unnatural
in the roman empire it was considered normal that unmarried men go visit whores
romans thought a men who doesn't get laid becomes sick
also a whore was priced like a loaf of bread

be a roman op and go get yourself some ass

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Order from sites like Backpages
Spend between $200-$300
Fuck a goddess whore
Profit!

I've been fucking this one almost once a month since November and I'm in love with her!

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>>692796204
Go to a Korean-owned massage parlor. It'll cost less, and you're less likely to get busted.

I wouldn't even make the attempt in a shit-tier country like this (USA). It's just not worth it on so many levels.

I worked in Germany as an ex-pat. It's legal there, the women are clean, and in many brothels they're damned-near supermodel quality. Cheap as hell, compared to the US, and you're not taking your life, your health, or your career in your hands.

It'll be a LOT cheaper in the long run for you to plan a vacation in Europe and fuck all the legal ass you want.

>>692796204
I didn't have any major experiences with girls until I was 19. Not really a big deal. If you want to hire a prostitute I'm not going to tell you not to, but being a late bloomer doesn't mean you'll never find anyone.

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>>692796204
That's a coincidence that you post this, cause two days ago I had my first escort.

>was on ladyxena, browsing through escorts
>choose paris as city
>find a sweet brunette, 20 yo
>call her, she didn't pick up the call
>she calls back and says sorry, tells me the price and stuff, sweet voice
>200€ body to body massage with blowjob and sex
>i say okay, sound good.
>ask if she has a place
>she has hotel, she gives me adress and I join her 2 hours later (had to take the train and shit)
>was a bit stressed, virgin and first time having sex (only got sucked by a chinese masseuse once)
>she's really sweet and we talk like friends
>go into hotel room, we take shower together holy shit
>she rubs my dick i'm rock hard
>i touch her body, feelsgoodman
>gives me massage
>feelsgoodman²
>she goes 69 mode when i'm on my back
>rub her clit slowly, she seems to like it?
>i give a lick and things get heated
>fuck her and make her moan
>had a good time, 200e for 1 hour with a sweet young chick
>mfw i paid with fake bills bought on alphabay

>>692796334
>>692796919
Don't listen to this fag. Just go get it over with. You will realize sex is nothing special.

>>692796919
just start working on yourself...
get away from computer, workout, meditate, sleep, read

>>692796204
>>692796334
Do not listen to this. If you are 19 and a kissless virgin you have an actual problem that needs fixing asap. You are doing the right thing anon. Make it happen. Now.

>>692804140
True that. I lost my v at 23, 26 now and fucked 7 girls, two of them are twins i fucked on diffrient ocassions. Havent gone more then 2 weeks witohut sex since then.

>>692803921
>Germany
>Cheap as hell
Yeah, Romanian girls do it for like 30 Euros. Germany is literally the brothel of Europe. If you don't bother about about human trafficking, exploitation and other disgusting shit, than go for it.

>>692796204
>Was beta vingin faggot
>turn 18
>friends got some hookers
>iguessthisishowilosemyviginity.jpeg
>solid 8/10 hooker
>tells me im cute and shit
>she starts getting really into it
>fuck the everliving daylights out of her
>actually felt good
>became alpha AF after
>money well spent

>>692804172
>>mfw i paid with fake bills bought on alphabay
Shame on you, nigger. She gave you her sweet body and got fake money instead? What a fucking piece of shit you are!

>>692798135
at least she was relatively nice with you, anon. that's rare

>>692798135
pay for round 2 and then mid-fuck tell her you lover her
works every time

>>692796204

You're still young. I'm not saying don't do it, but don't think you're not going to found anyone. I don't know how it normally is but in my case, I can assure you my sexual life improved a lot since 19. I'm 21 btw.

>>692803030

terb.cc for canadians

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>>692796204

OP If you are in the U.S. then I would advice against it because I'm like 100% sure that American women have no Idea how to have sex. If you want to do it then go to Thailand, It's way more fun, way cheaper, and they actually like there job.

>pic related its an escort I was with, costed me $45 USD.

not a prostitute
but when i 15 i paid my friend's little sister (age 10) to jerk me off

how was it: great
was i a virgin: yes
what did i pay for: hand job
cost: 20 bucks

did my friend find out and stop talking to me: yup
did i care: nope i got what i wanted

>>692805214
Yeah I agree, it was a pretty bad move from me. I didn't how to use that money anymore cause I almost got busted by the police in my city.
I decided to use it on prostitutes or escorts, or even massage parlor. The thing with prostitutes or massages parlor, is that the mafia can be involved sometimes. Which I don't want !
So I found this independent chick.. and yeah, fucked her and went back home.

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>>692805151
That totally happened anon, totally

old fag here. I've banged oh...dozens but under 100 prosties....

it's a mistake. The sex isn't good. The fun part is everything until the sex. Then you just feel shitty afterwards.

Maybe if you go to a really expensive one it's cool, I've never done that.

>>692804762
Trafficking exists, and it's an absolute disgusting tragedy. But in my experience it's highly exaggerated by the anti sex-worker movement. In fact, trafficking is the primary reason you *should* visit a legal brothel. The industry is regulated. The girls are unionized, have full benefits, etc.

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>>692796334
Thank god there's somebody for everybody.

Ha!
For a moment there I thought that wasn't the case.

>>692796592

>Sex wad porn quality.

So it was full of cheesy dialogue between you and her?

>>692804714
In general though, people exaggerate the importance of losing your virginity. If you're still a virgin at like age 30 then ok, there's something wrong there I guess, but it's not like a person in their teens or even their early twenties should feel all that desperate. Everybody wants to lose it but it's not like a fucking 19 or 20 year old needs to hire a prostitute.

>>692805961
Are you American and did you have sex with a prostitute from America. If so then that is the problem.

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120 for half hour
bj, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, missionary, tit sucking and kissing
def worth it

>>692806226
oh yeah murrican here and banged hookers from panama up to the US.

can't speak to any other part of the world

you do wonder why girls hate the idea of escorts and prostitution so much. If they have much more than just sex to offer, why would someone offering it at a market rate bother them?

I'd avoid it if you can, though. Just shag a chubby or try internet dating. If you're like 30 and still a virgin then why not.

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Fucked a MILF hooker in Amsterdam seven years ago. Was fucked up on weed, truffles and beer. Couldn't cum. Waste of money and felt dirty afterwards.
Next day I hooked up with a Spanish chick I met playing pool in a coffee shop. Much better.

>mfw I still regret paying for sex

>>692796204
>good
>yes
>bj
>2,000 polish zloty (505 dollars)

>>692796204
I will have to go through surgery soon, some cop beat me to a potato.

After that I'll go to work and spend all the money earned on whores.
I'm so fucking sick and tired of life, I just want to stick it in no questions asked.

>>692806758
who the fuck pays $505 for a blowjob ? did you last 2 days?

I lost my virginity to a hooker. Back when CL had an adult services section, I answered an ad and agreed to a price for her to come to my dorm. I'd never kissed, touched, or fucked before. Just do research about the hobby to learn more.

>>692806393
You should try it in Thailand, S.Korea, Japan, ect.
Mostly just east asian and south east asian are typically the best in my humble opinion. I go on vacation every year because its so fun and cheap, but having sex with American girls is bland and boring, literally no idea what they are doing then they have the gull to charge me $250-$300. Nah fuck that It's cheaper and you get a better experience with ES or SEA. Also how was it in panama?

>>692805683
I live in Thailand, why would you fuck the whores when there is abundance of western traveler girls?

>>692796444
>you pay them to leave you alone afterward

There are guys who actually believe this.
You pay them to say yes. Leaving you alone is a free service which all females provide to sad fuckers, otherwise you wouldn't need a hooker.

>>692807036
Did that as well but I really like how tiny the Thai women are, they're so cute.

Paying for sex is pathetic and beta

Does anyone know any good porn videos with a first person view of hiring then fucking a prostitute? It turns me on just building the anticipation of sex.

>>692807016
>Also how was it in panama?
well I can speak for Guatemala, costa rica, and honduras, and mexico
nothing to write home about. I'm in so cal...really if you want a good time it's going to cost you 250+....you can *get* girls for $85/15 minutes, but it sure won't be a GFE or anything

I'm sure mongering in SEA is much, much better. I think about going sometmies but I think I'm out of the game.

>>692807200
Meh im just not into hookers, i find the ones in Thailand are quite pushy and touchy. Do you go to Pattaya, Phucket or Bangkok?

>>692807229
who cares about your shit opinion you dirtbag

kill yourself on webcam

>>692807197
Not if you're even moderately affluent and make the mistake of booking an outcall at your own home.

Never do that.

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>>692807229
Is it lonely up on that pedestal you put yourself on? I'm guessing you are a 6'4 lumberjack with milllions of dollars in your bank account and have women pay you to have sex with them right?

>please leaf m8.

>>692807229
everyone's doing it, stop being poor and get some high class hookers now and then what is wrong with your head

>>692807657
No im a 5'10 web developer who doesn't use dollars as i'm no from United States of Americuck!
And no i have sex like 99% of the population by talking to the opposite sex in social environments, you should try it m8.

>>692807868
Protip: Anyone who says "I have sex like 99% of the population" is a virgin.

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>>692807375
i went to Phucket, pattaya, Bangkok, and Chiang Rai. I was there for a month traveling and I had an amazing time, I loved how the people were and I had an even better time with the girls. They were all really nice to me, I even had one girl take me around Bangkok to show me around, I didn't even have to pay her.

>pic related its her.

>>692796444
checkd

>>692807955
plox leaf faggot

Me and my cousin were 18, I was a Virgin

I can't recall to much, I didn't get head, I put on a condom and lasted like 2 mins. I also got herpes from her. A huge puss ball formed on my crotch and exploded from rubbing on my jeans.

I was also hooked on fucking prostitutes for the next decade. Close to a hundred.

I've stopped that now, married with kids. Haven't ducked one in almost a year.

>>692807868
I like to lie on the internet as well m8.

>>692803266
The Romans didn't have to worry about getting aids

>>692798981
You know, I could be a dick and call you a white knight, but you're pretty chill in my opinion, so I guess you're a nice dude as well.

>>692796204
>greekfag
>I was 25 year old
>30€ back then
>russian
>didn't told her I was a virginfag
>condom on
>she blew me for like 30 seconds with condom
>started with missionary
>2 minutes later I asked for doggy
>doggy
>start fucking her
>I did something wrong probably
>in broken greek she said
>"you don't know how to fuck! what are you doing?"
>boner lost in 0.24 seconds
>got dressed and left

>>692803266
Awesome!

Best history lesson ever.

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>>692807955
>>692808284
Time to go to bed boys, school in the morning.

>>692808223
Holy shit, I've assumed it was close to a hundred...but omg it may be so many more.

This birches charged like 40 to 60 to fuck. I was doing it like 3 times a week for months at a time.

Fuck I'm glad to be alive, I've been robbed, chased by pimps (to be robbed) and fled from the police fucking with these hoes.

>>692804538
that doesn't work.

did and still do literally all you mentioned, but I still feel like shit.

I just cant get over my ex. So whores it is.

>>692796204
Keep fapping , yougonna be disappointed. Fucking a cold piece of meat is not yummy at all..
Try with a fatty, dis gunna be gud and cheaper.

>>692808097
Nice one mate, yea Thailand is a nice country if you abide by the laws and such. I live in Koh Tao, its the best island, (i've been to most of them) you should go its amazing.

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>>692808809
Oh the buzz phrases are real today. Cry more about how upset a woman selling her body upsets you m8. Here are some hookers I fucked to brighten you day.

>>692806758
Found you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPV5i0xHqdM

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>>692798135
I don't think a pro would work for me. I almost never come the first time with a girl.

>>692796592
"fuck my cunt harder anon"

>>692809134
I plan on it, I love Thailand. Not to found of the Russians in Pattaya, those guys are dicks for no reason.

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>>692809138
They are everywhere...

>>692807229
>thinks paying for sex is "beta"
>pays more than the average John by buying dates
>is worse than a beta

>>692809138
It doesn't upset me at all, i just think men who do it are beta faggots. The picture screams pure beta!

>>692809314
Kek, that made me laugh. This was at a Muslim owned hookah lounge in Bangkok. It was super cheap too.

>>692809211
Why does she look familiar, like I jacked off to her pictures long ago?

>>692796204
>>How was it?
Sucked not worth the money.
Cum way harder with my hand.
>>Were you a virgin?
No far from it just wasn't with a gf at the time.
>>For what do you paid ? (BJ,Sex,Rimming)
BJ and sex
>>costs?
160 $

It's they psychology that this person and I mean nothing to each other.
Sex is mechanical might be a proposed argument. Well then once again I'll just use my hand.
But if you take the psychological aspect into account it is dead zero with a hooker.

Save your money online porn is free get it out of your system and go live your day.

>>692809504
That is not the muslim thing, it s the suit,the uniform, the hijab...

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>>692809211
OTOH, I never hit anyone doggy style while they screamed harder harder fuck me harder, so maybe that's the problem.

Pic somewhat related. I used to see this chick on backpages.com a lot. Might would hit.

>>692809498
Kek ok.

>I do different things so everyone else is a beta cuck.

Fucking leave you crying little cunt.

>>692809285
Yea i don't like Pattaya, the Russians are absolute faggots.

>>692809412
The typical beta response.
>1 - I don't buy girls things, because im not beta
>2 - You buy girls things because you are beta
>3 - The girls i fuck are actually into me
>4 - The girls you fuck are not into you

>>692796444
>you pay them to leave you alone afterward

What shitty third-world country do you live in? I've heard of places where they can't stop running their mouths, in the Netherlands and Belgium for example.

>>692809134
>abide by the laws
there are laws here?

>>692809285
>>692809745

To be fair the Russians are rarely seen since the ruble went downhill. It's rare to see them outside of Jomtien. The Arabs are now thoroughly worse.

>How was it?
Fucking aces, i was a firehose

>Were you a virgin?
No, i had 3 gf before this

>For what do you paid ? (BJ,Sex,Rimming)
BJ no cd, deep throat, swallowing, sex in max 5 positions, rimjob, 1 hour max,

>costs?
€50

>>692810107
Of course, prostitution is illegal, drugs are illegal and as a farang you are supposed to carry your passport on you at ALL times. You can be arrested for any of these things.

>>692810197
>€50
cheap..

>>692796919
Work out for the sake of feeling better, muster the courage to talk to people you don't know on the train, on the bus, shit like that. Most people will be happy if you listen to them. You don't even need to talk all that much, just ask them good questions (not stuff like "what have you been eating" or mundane things like that, more like "what do you like to do?" or "do you like this or that?").

I used to but now there's this girl who blows me better than any of the other girls any time I want for an 8th of weed, costs like $25 ea if I buy a whole ounce

She probably wouldn't accept even $60 for a blowie, just wants the weed

>>692796204
>Has anyone experience with a prostitute?
>How was it?
totally not worth it, tried it a couple of times in different cities. I'm not doing it again
>Were you a virgin?
yes, and I was getting desperate
>For what do you paid ? (BJ,Sex,Rimming)
bj and vaginal (which is standard)
>costs?
€ 50 (lowest is € 30 in germany and once I spend € 150 for 2h and sharing a bath)

>>692810107

>The Arabs are now thoroughly worse.

Yeah now that you mention it they did try to rip me off on stupid shit that i didn't even want. They keep saying things like "I give you good price friend" then proceed to give me a horrible price no matter what it was.

>>692810453
Find us that fb link

100 euros both times, first one was hot, sucked cock like a pornstar and could take it rough. The second one was older and had a fat ass with a sexy body, loved taking it hard as well, and was okay with french kissing the entire time. 10/10 both times. For the second one I asked to eat her ass and she giggled and said no, but whatever.

>>692810347
Yeah the base package here (BJ and 3 positions, all with condom, 30 min max) is €30/35. Lowest in the country. Mostly Latina's and Eastern European girls ages 21 to 40.

>>692810381
Oral sex with a drug addict? Enjoy HIV

>>692810300
They don't give a fuck about prostitution because It brings so much money to there country. They do however have like 0 tolerance for any kind of drug which is fine imo.

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She was alright for 60

I have patronized many prostitutes.

Some are very sweet, some are all business. Talk to them for a few minutes to see if they would be suitable for your needs.

I don't remember ever being a virgin, as I have sexually active since my earliest memories.

I have had many good experiences, and some poor ones. The poor ones are all because I let the whore get away with shit, because I was too lit on crack to care.

tl;dr. A prostitute can be great. Just take a moment to make sure you're going with one of the sweet ones.

>>692810300
I was alluding to the fact that the full force of the law here is mostly optional given baht in the right pocket

>>692797992
That, mate, means something is terribly wrong with you. Start rethinking your life.

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>>692796204
Friday. $150.

Blowjob and I came on her face. She was 20, needed money for her first and last month's rent. She started to cry when I asked why she did this, said she never wanted her life this way.

The tears made me hard again.

>>692811100
" The tears made me hard again."
Maybe because you are sadistic ?

>>692811100
>The tears made me hard again.
I always got a boner when my ex started crying in a fight. It made her laugh a few times and then we had awesome sex.

God, I miss her.

>>692798674
Nah, there's always a sense of tiredness, disappointment over yourself for paying for it and disgust over the bad perfume they all put on...

>>692809498
Someone is clearly upset that they were not there with said beta.

>>692799528
>And it's a downward spiral because when you get lazy your sexual and affective life get shittier, and then you hire more prostitute...
This so fucking much.
Never hire a prostitute. Fucking an ugly girl because she likes you is better than that.

>>692796919
judging by your picture, you watched Welcome to the NHK, right? The moral of the show was that there will never be someone who's gonna help you out of your condition, you've got to do it yourself

Get fit, get a job, and talk to people

of course it's gonna be hard, but I know you can do it

>inb4 2 hours late
suck my dick faglords

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>>692811411
Did you cock slap her while ahahaha at her and tell her she is a worthless cock whore??
Then spit on her saying "that was from your ancestors"

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>>692796204

>Drunk as shit in Las Vegas
>[scene missing]
>Back in hotel room, redhead on all fours in front of me
>Have fun
>No idea how much I paid because I didn't keep track of my cash, didn't care, boned a hot redhead.
>10/10, would hit again.

>>692811411
And? She's a hooker. She sells her body and health all because she makes bad decisions. They're not really people.

>>692811707
Nice Monkey bro'

>>692797056
>besides my trainee

Wtf is a trainee?

>>692798135
I know it's weird but I always leave my socks on... fucking always. I've had so many chicks make comments, and I'm like fuck you pay attention to my dick... but your story justifies everything I believe in. Thank you anon.

>>692803030
Just ask a crack dealer

>>692812032
You sell your life everyday to your boss..
That is not the point.
The point is getting aroused or getting hard when a woman is crying in front of you, is sadistic

>>692808809
I'm on break

>>692797459
toppest kek

You are still a virgin in my eyes even if you have sex with a prostitute. That does not count. Buying sex is pathetic

>>692812410
I'm not denying I'm a sadist. I enjoyed it. I got my nut off, she got paid.

Everyone wins.

>>692812635
Good thing your eyes mean nothing to the world then.

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>>692797569

>>692796919

Mate, you've described most of the population of here. What's stopping you doing 20 mins of running each day to better yourself?

>>692796204
>>692796204
i've been with several

>varies depending on the girl, not much different than any other sexual encounter. most have been good though
>pretty much everything that i wanted. bjs, sex, rimming, massages, creampies, etc
>never paid more than 2 bens for it

if you want to lose your virginity to a pro, just do it. don't listen to any guys telling you paying for pussy is beta; these are the same people that will argue that P2W fags are "dishonorable" in MMORPGs. it's just pussy, nothing more or less

>>692796444
this is only partially true. you pay to skip past everything else you'd usually do to get into a girls pants + to leave you the fuck alone. be careful though as some will save your number and keep hitting you up every time they're working; far more annoying than the "hey babe what cha thinking about" texts from a one nighter you're not really interested in

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>>692812648
It s enjoyable to have your nuts cleaned by paying, it s efficient and good. But why being happy when someone is suffering ?

>>692796204
>bad
>yes, was 16.
> first 2
>Expensive

Not worth it. It's not really the sex you want, you can just it jerk off if you feel the need to, you won't feel as disgusted as when you come out of the brothel with lighter purses and that fucking stench upon your neck. What you're looking for is love. You can't pay for that. You can't pay a woman to truly hold you in her arms and kiss your cheek softly, you can't pay her to mean it. You'll always be able to tell the difference unless you're one of those who would literally fuck anything with holes soft and large enough to fit.
We are men, sex can be mechanical for us. Rarely can't we fuck someone if we're aroused. But then the feelings that come with the context kick in and you feel like utter shit.

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Here is a hooker i banged, she is older but still cute.

>>692812988
forgot to add:

>was not a virgin

>>692813255

this is true. if you're looking for love don't do it. if you want to fuck a girl with little to no effort or complications, a pro isn't a bad option

>>692813489
>he is older but still cute

>>692814610
Don't think I didn't see what you were doing there.

>>692812988
>this is only partially true. you pay to skip past everything else you'd usually do to get into a girls pants + to leave you the fuck alone. be careful though as some will save your number and keep hitting you up every time they're working; far more annoying than the "hey babe what cha thinking about" texts from a one nighter you're not really interested in

Dubs of truth. Really bad if you're married/attached and you're fucking the hooker on the side. Besides just being really annoying. Hookers like regulars. Every new guy they fuck is a risk of being a rapist/murderer/nutjob. So they want to fuck guys they've already fucked. There was this one chubby redheaded hooker in town. Started leaving a voicemail a night to guys to come by again. Got a reputation real quick around town that she was to be avoided.

>TL;DR- use a burner phone.

>>692812184
Trained bee.