ill bill

a man diagnosed with terminal cancer is being hunted down by his killer wife because she thinks he killed their son

Forest gum. A not so intelligent guy is lost in the woods and invents the chewing gum while there.

American Pi. How the famous constant got defined to be exactly 3.

The Good, the Ad and the Ugly

A marketing brand strategist finds out that showing ugly testimonials increases brand awareness by 200% and gets hunted down to death by pretty models and actors

lien

a love story between a girl named Lien (played by Ripley Scott) and her pet Nostromo (played by a xenomorph called Giger)

Ineption

A group of brain hackers try to manipulate the thoughts of people, but does everything wrong.

>>692781695
RIP Bud

The Dark Night.

A twenty oscar masterpiece, showing a black screen without any sound for two hours.

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Net

A tiny bird tries to escape from her relationship to a psychopath cuckoo

>>692783908
the new disney pixar r rated masterpiece

The Cunt of Monte Cristo

A young man, falsely imprisoned, escapes and exacts revenge on revenge on those responsible for his imprisonment. By being a cunt to them.

The Usual Suspect

A black guy gets suspected of crime.

The bridge to teabithia
even more british than the orginal but the girl still dies

"American History "

It's just a "documentation"

Jurassic Ark - A man builds a boat to save dinosaurs

Leo: The Professional

A documentary about young Leo DiCaprio who decides to become a world famous actor.

Once Upon a Time in the Wet

A biopic about young porn actress Sasha Grey.

Interstella

A Sci-Fi version of the theater play 'A Streetcar names Desire'

DEADPOO

extreme fetish sex flick. Not for the faint of heart.

Star war

Fight to the death between Kim K., Rihanna, Tom Cruise and Bono

>>692781695
Back to
They travel in time

Ree willy

William, the son of a NY doctor meets Aisha, a member of ISIS

ridesmaids

A true story

Apocalypse No

A young christian evangelist is waiting for the apocalypse that seems never to come.

I
Tim Curry strangely arouses me for 2 hours.

>>692785008
is it star wars?

>>692784806
DeadPool

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>>692783415

Finding Emo

A emotionally unstable fish searches for people who would tolerate it

Titnic

A group of women goes out to a picnic, but forgot their clothes.

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>>692784232
mildly adequate

>>692784232
Gold

Sand nig

Explosive

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>>692785233
>>692785433
nice dubs and nice posts

30

a greek gym teacher goes to the mountain range to meet with his persian friends where they talk about Hellenic history for 30 minutes

A Cockwork Orange

A man volunteers for work on his cock.. pretty self explanitory...

Lord of the RNGs
A group of friends get together for a dungeons and dragons session of epic proportions.

Rapes of Wraith
Based on a book, a serial rapist escapes prison and rapes his way to California

Oy Story
A group of Jews in a concentration camp find love. Hijinks ensue

Limp - the Hindenburg story

members of the now defunct band make a documentary about the connection between a town called Hindenburg and their unfulfilled dreams about breaking stuff. Starring Fred Durst

Unset Boulevard

In the 1930ies the Mayor of L.A. tries to finish the construction of a boulevard, faces the mob and tries to save his love interest.

>>692781695
Eat

Al Pacino and Robert Deniro dine at LAs best hole in wall diners and have amazing conversations.

The Las Stand

an action flick about a family reunion in Scotland

>>692786065
kickstart

>>692784195
>>692783159
>>692782429
>>692786151
>>692786103
>>692783690
>>692786027
Kek

Snakes on a lane

Some snakes on a airport lane prevant a jumbo from starting and keeps the passengers frightened

Rock
A critically acclaimed movie that gave start to the career of a legendary movie star. It's actually just some footage a rock.

>>692781695
Onan the Destroyer

A man destroys himself with masturbation

Carface - A heart-warming tale where Al pacino learns to live with disfigurement caused by being run over by his own car. Anton Yelchin co-stars.

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bob

A gay doctor quits his job to start a sex relationship with Bob, the builder of the first nuclear bomb.

Iron Ma

A very young Tony Stark talks about his mother and her favorite Iron

>>692786674
This. THIS is why I still come to this shithole called /b/.

Citizen Ane

A female capitalist and tycoon ger screwed by McCarthy over her communist behavior in the 50ies.

Hostbusters

A couple of fat ugly feminist bitches destroy the popular host franchize which they parasite upon

>>692781695
Bi
A young straight boy visits a fortune teller machine and becomes an older bisexual man

Ave Man - Ringo Star, Barbara Bach, Stan Matuszak, and more in a heartwarming story of an inept ornithologist who attempts to win the love of his rival's wife.

Raveheart

A slut gets obsessed with EDM and rave parties.

asablanca

A guy wants to become a fighting character from the Street Fighter game

Amy of Darkness

A young girl becomes a demon and kills everybody arround.

Ed Dwarf. The story of a very short man named Ed and his wacky robots on a farm in outer space. Peter Dinklage does his best Bruce Dern

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A japanese masterpiece

Taxi River

Meet Travis Bickle, a young NYC taxi driver who finds out that taxi drivers have their own secret spot at the Hudson river to party and forget the stress of the working days.

Ape Fear ...
Some dumb kid climbs into a gorilla enclosure at the zoo, gorilla gets shot

Breaking Ad
100 years in the future a large corporations has taken over the world by mind controlling Ads, it's up to one man and his tin foil hat to save the world or buy trying.

>>692788200
So topical! A perfect 5 bananas/7

Requiem or a Dream

A young drug addict does not know if yesterday's happening really happened or were just a dream.

28 days late
A zombie and his girlfriend mull over the consequences of becoming parents

Ad Max

A story about internet in an apocalyptic future after a nuclear catastrophe

>>692788250
'buy trying'

I snorfed my breakfast milk. TY

>>692782696
nice one

Loud Atlas

People find a book that screams a lot

Pocalypto

Mel Gibson directs the epic tale of a young neckbeard and his quest to the rainforest to find a cure for his legendary acne ..

Rain Spotting

A romantic comedy about a british drug addict and his love for counting rain drops.

2 Years a Slave

It's basically the same as 12 Years a Slave, but only 22 minutes long

The Hobbi
Bilbo and friends discover the other fun things to do besides going near dragons

Men in Lack

A couple of secret agents search for something

The Dark Night

No superheroes, just a really dark night.

Eternal Sunshine of the Potless Mind

Two lovers lose their mind because they ran out of weed and acid.

The Unger Games

The same as the Hunger games, but in Hungarian

Ook

A 2 hour conversation between Robin Williams and the Librarian from Discworld

Pirate of the Caribbean

A recently divorced Jack Sparrow played by Johnny Depp searches for an island that will accept him and his stupid dogs

>>692789086
The Huger Games

Sequel to HG with 256 tributes

>>692788837
Alternatively, 12 years a Slav, where a man ruins his health by squatting and drinking cheap vodka for 12 years

Guardians o the galaxy
Comic book movie with an all-Irish cast.

Hi man. A genetically engineered asassin decides to go rogue and just greet people in friendly way

End of Wath

The tragic story of a dyslexic hearing-impaired cop's untimely death

Monty Python and the Holy Rail

King Arthur invents a new machine called 'train' and build a rail system throughout his kingdom

200: a space odyssey

The remaining spartan army, led by king Leonidas fly out to space on a monolith

>>692788526
gold

He
Her but gay

Macete

Danny Trejo has an affair with a mexican flower pot (maceta)

Of Ice and Men

2 vagrants running around California looking to feed their meth addiction.

Plane of the Apes
Genetically modified apes hijack a plane on the date of September 11, 2001.

Gran Torno

An aging Clint Eastwood finds out that there's some fucked up pornography on the deep web

Snakes on a plan

They spend the movie plotting shit

Some Like It Ho

A young law student tries to convince his femnazi girlfriend that some girls like to be whores.

Cool Hand Uke
A prisoner fights the system using ukulele music

Harry Otter

A sea going mammal gets invited to a very special school....

>>692786015
A ClockWok Orange

A mechanical Wok searches for one of his oranges

30
30 Spartans March into war vastly outnumbered and lose terribly.

>>692781695
RIP best of the best

Demolition Ma

Your mom comes over to visit and fucks your world sideways

Homewar Bound
Two dogs and a cat must prepare for a war within the confines of their household

Zack and MIR Make a Porno. A broke guy and his close friend the russian space station try to pay bills, but discover, despite his raging homosexuality and enormous anus, that he just can't fit a space station in his ass.

Jurassic Ark

Noah finally remembers to put dinosaurs on his ship

Mad Max: Fury Rod
The porn parody of the actual movie

>>692781695
Op Gun

A film where op shoots herself

>>692784400
>>692784313

Si City

Same as Sin City but poorly overdubbed in Spanish

Aging Bull

An aging boxer getting weaker and weaker and has more problems beating his wife.

God's not Dad
A mother has to explain to her children through various means that just because he can do things around the house, does not make their father the almighty

30

Epic battle of 30 faggot being raped by the Persians

Jarrasic Par
>A man builds a golf course on an island where her set loose a bunch of dinosaur clones

Reservoir Dog

24 years later, Mr. Pink is finally being released from jail to paint the town red

The Hunchback of Notre Dam
An ugly man is castaway to live his life by a dam.

City of Go. Ragamuffins in urban Japan get addicted to stupid board game.

>>692790391
>God's not Dad
>A mother has to explain to her children through various means that just because he can do things around the house, does not make their father the almighty
gold

Arplane
A pirate must land a stricken aircraft. Much hilarity and swashbuckling ensues

Source Cod

Jake Gyllenhaal in the role he was born to play, that fish-eyed motherfucker

>>692781695
Defese Force

One guy makes a tank, while the other is testing it, having many problems with the WAM, and a crazy guy tries to kill the inventor.

Homegrow. A group of Californian potheads genetically modify various species to create a living house

the own fall

Hitler falls down the stairs and dies. Goebbles needs to hide the secret fucks everything up.

Rise of the Planet of the Ape

The Obama election story

Tor: The Dark World

The sequel to >>692789813

Dogeball
In a post apocalyptic future, humans have taken to a new cruel sport. One cute pupper must survive the arena.

Oldeneye
A 64 year old man begins to lose his eyesight.

Pup Fiction

Puppy hitmen.

Pin and Gain

Dwayne Johnson takes steroids

>>692791094
Topkek

>>692791064
5/5 bretty gud :DDDD

Fight Cub
A bear meets a strange soap salesmen who enslaves him, and he is forced into an underground fighting ring.

Chinatow

A man gets his car towed away in chinatown and goes crazy.

Transpoter
Jason Statham is an expert and pointing out which women have penises

The dukes of Hazzar
The Arabic like nation of Hazzar needs a new ruler but all the candidates turn out to be rednecks.

DIE ARD

a man tries to shut down the german tv station ARD and kills everyone stepping in his way.

Falling Dow

Michael Douglas goes berserk with a baseball bat on Wall Street after a market crash.

The AST Samurai

Aspartate Aminotransferase (AST) in the form of a samurai played by Tom Cruise fight for liberation of their japanese home, the Liver

Fears and Oathing in Las Vegas
Some guys eat oats while being scared of all them lights in Vegas

12 Angry Me
A man with multiple personality disorder consults with 12 of his personalities to solve a murder in the jury chambers.
>twist, he's the one on trial

Good ill Hunting

Two sick huntersmen die in the woods fighting psychopath rednecks and their heart illness

The Niggers Must Be Crazy

>>692791641
would watch

Finding Neo
Morpheus goes on a journey under the sea to ask fish which pill they would take

>>692791833
It's basically identity

>>692789277
Nice dubs
I woke up my sleeping bird laughing at this
I usually don't laugh, nice one anon

Saving Private Ran.
Tom Hanks and a team of marines on Omaha beach are sent to bring Jason Bourne back from the front lines but he keeps running away.

>>692791641

I'd also watch this. Please make

The Elephant Ma

A fat black mum tries to save her son who is being bullied by a street gang in Inglewood

>>692784745
topkeked

This thread actually made me laugh several times.

>>692791868

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>>692791868
Ebin

Return of the Jed

The force is no match for beer-fueled redneck in space. The Sith would have welcomed him, but he keeps calling them 'thithies', and drooling tobacco juice on the carpet.

>>692786027
This one is the best in the entire thread.

Also: 50 Shads of Grey
A fisherman called Grey has to catch the biggest fish he can find only using 50 Shads in order to win in a competition

The 4 year old virgin

A Muslim girl is on a quest to lose her virginity at the hands of her father named Muhammed

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Al Pacino////Robert De Niro
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A cop, a thief and $2000 worth of headware

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Dad Poets Society

a couple of suburban dads gather to make porn haikus

Dude, where is my AR ?!
The hearthcrushing story of a school shooter looking for his m16

>>692792746
10/10

>>692791534
"Die" means "the" btw. People expect a documentary, get action. Multiple meanings.. would watch.

>>692791833
>>692792159
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0309698/
somebody beat me to it

Casino

Master director Martin Scorsese depicts the sloping depth of a casino mafia boss becoming the CEO of a big Japanese company and having his problems in the land of the rising sun. Filmed in a semi-documentary fashion; about the life in Tokyo and its dark Yakuza culture.

>>692792942
ups -> Casio

Unshine

Story of apocalyptic space cult on a mission to destroy the sun on behalf of their dark gods.

>>692792814
Superb

>>692786822
Too soon.. but I lold

This thread is full of win. I wish the next generation of franchise re-runs will actually be based on this approach. Would pay to see half of these movies

ill bill
A heartwarming story of a boy and his father bill who has terminal cancer

this thread is fucking gold. here's my try:

Godfellas
It's like Bruce Almighty, but with multiple god people.

>>692792942
Casino Royal

The Queen of England converts Buckingham Palace into a casino. A game of poker determines who will be the heir to the throne.

The shawhank Redemption

Hank Hill is on a mission to redeem propane and propane accessories

Go zilla
A guy named zilla goes around in a thread saying something about movies while others yell "go"

Prates if the Caribbean

Jack Sparrow goes on endlessly of his swashbuckling, just won't stop talking.

The Empire Trikes Back

After the humiliating defeat and destruction of the death star a rag tag bunch of stormtroopers lead by Darth vader ride three wheelers all the way home.

2 hours

A regular clock is shown going about its normal business for 2 hours.

NowWhite and the 7 dwarves

A story about Michael Jackson and a sleepover party

0 First Dates - Drew Barrymore developes a brain injury where she doesn't remember getting raped by the same tourist every day.

>>692793493
*Of

Oman Holiday
>Princess sneaks out of her palace and is beheaded by a journalist for being outside at night and not being accompanied by her husband or another man in public

>>692793522
Kek

>>692793194
worst description ever. thread ruined

>>692791362
This is a good one

>>692793520
2/2 would watch

>>692793579
It /is/ funnier with a typo

No Country For Old Me

A decrepit old refugee is struggling to find a welcoming home but keeps being turned away

Altered Tates
Mad scientist inflicts bizarre gene modifications only on people named Tate.

>>692793521
Srsly kkkd

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The Bi Lebowski:
>A lot of "ins" a lot of "outs"a lot of "what have yous"...

>>692793640
i know.

V or vendetta
A virgin neckbeards goes after the girl that friendzoned him with the purpose of getting in her Vagina.

A Beautiful In D

A beautiful girl wants to loose her virginity to the captain of football team but ends up in a gangbang at the nerds party cellar.

>>692792770
Ayyy

Schindler's lit

This one is about smoking weed during ww2

Itch Perfect
>cause that vag won't scratch itself

Riders of the Lost Ark

Indiana Jones straddles the ark while wearing his trademark cowboy hat as his young, supple sidekick Short Round waits for his turn

Planet of The Aps. It's hundreds of years in the future. Smart phone apps rule the earth and keep humans as their zombified slaves. Not really that different from today actually.

>>692793955
>>692793991
Perfect

>>692793991
And its sequel, Itch Black

War of the Words

Social Justice Warriors have united to censor almost everything in media that can trigger them, find out how faggots from 4chan caused mass suicides

The exocist

>>692781695

>Tar Trek

A band of kids has to walk through a field of tar to retrieve their soccer ball

The Chin Syndrome

The Chinese invade the USA and change everyone's last name.

>>692793475
Kek

Indiana Jones and the temple of doo
This time the adventurous archeologist teams up with everyone's favorite mystery solving dog to discover that dark secret of scooby's heritage.

Little ISS sunshine
A smaller international space station is built on the fucking sun

Assassins reed
> A man is sent through the Animus in order to find out the location of his ancestors legendary clarenet

Dial M or Murder

A psychpath terrorizes a small town with telephone pranks.

Chf a 4 star chef samples a peice of his dish and gets congestive heart faliure and dies before the critic gets there

Pearl Arbor - Japanese whalers find tree shaped pearl while hunting. America bombs them to gain possession.

Ito the wild

A native american boy names Ito goes crazy after his family looses their casiono.

Someone screencap this shit it's fucking gold, we should have threads like this more often. Also

War raft The Beginning
A documentary exploring the invention of the raft and it's exploit during wwII.

The Bi Lebowski
>a quadriplegic billionaire and an aging unemployed junkie meet up for a threesome with a white Yoko Ono. wacky hijinx ensue.

Tar Trek
>follow the adventures of James T. Kirk in his
>quest for the perfect high

The Sith Sense

A sith boy terrorizes a shrink who lost his wife and tries to convince him that he sees death people.

PokéMom 4Ever - Celeb: Voice of the Forest

Ash Ketchum strives to collect all his mothers in his pocket while running away from paparazzi into the forest made of american celebrities

>>692794788
>>692793783

Fight Cub

A bunch of niggers beat the fuck out of a bear cub only to turn around to see the momma bear coming

> the bi lebowski
the dude copes with his bowling tournament and changing sexuality

Psych

a beach bum poses as a psychic detective. murders women in the shower on the side.

>wait...

The Black Hoe

Scientists discover terror on a mission to remove weeds from crops

Lien versus predator
A pedophile fights to restore a confiscated box containing his cp collection.

Pup fiction

A film with multiple storylines in no chronological order where the loud, black dog craves a foot massage and some meat.

Here Will Be Blood

A torture porn flick about a butcher kidnapping and killing politicians.

The lion kin

A group of soldiers have sex with a lion and talk about that for an hour and 20' while Furies are protesting outside the tavern

In of Celestial Birds

God shoves heavenly avians in his disemboweled abdomen.

Si city
A documentary about the future of America if Donald Trump doesn't become president.

Thread's going down hill now. People trying too hard and not reading previous entries. :/

Independence Ay
>a Canadian love story

The Even Horizon

A group of high as fuck people try to make their spaceship even with the horizon all while tripping they went to hell

>emoticon

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>>692795388

Sand by Me

The film tells the story of a group of 10-year-old friends out on their own and the trials and tribulation they are confronted with along the journey of building their own beach club in the middle of Wisconsin.

'Merican Psycho
Billy Bob hides something more than his relationship with his little sister.

Pace Jam - Michael Jordan dies after the Looney Tunes push him too hard to play basketball with his new pacemaker while battling aliens.

WALL
(Wall-E)
In a dystopian future Donald Trump builds a wall around the United States, little did he know the problem was underneath them the whole time...

Harry Otter and The Sorceress Stone

An otter named Harry sets out on an adventure to recover his long lost stone.

The Grand Budapest Motel

The sequel to torture porn 'Hostel' starting the a Motel franchise.

Paper Mon

A Jamaican is looking for paper to roll his blunts with

Fern Gull

Animated fairies and forest friends, and a lone seagull addicted to ferns, try to save the rainforest from developers

The Rapes of Wrath

Documentary about the Syrian refugees

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>>692795914

Not sure why this wasn't the original title

Coal Runnings - Black guys start a bobsled team.

Star Was: A New Hope

A documentary about the death of a star, and the birth of a white dwarf.

The Paper Case

Lawyers discover a way to make origami finger boxes

Schindlers lisp - A bunch of Jews die because no one can understand Schindlers reading of a pardoning list.

White Hat

some dude finds a hat that turns anyone who wears it into a white person...

Lade: trinity
Third porn movie from the trilogy by a dyslexic director

Some Like it Ho
>nuff said

>>692796305
Someone didn't read the OP

Try Hard

The story of the end of this thread

Black Unday
>damn Chipotle got me again

Groundhog Bay

A comedy about an egocentric and sinister fisher man with a bad case of Deja-Vu. His fishing trips repeats constantly before he meets the shark and groundhog who are causing this time leap.

>>692796480
This.