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Taking a shit, looking for some quick entertainment.

Because I have no fucking life

Nothing better to do

I never go to be before sun up and usually not before noon.

>>692770388
because its 10am

bruh

>>692770388
I always wake up in the middle of the night to take my meds. This morning I woke up late and was hungry so I made some breakfast and I'm waiting for the meds to knock me out.

>>692770388
because it's 11,26 am you fcking shitstain

>>692770775
Not wanting to be rude but do you not have anything going on? do you live with your parents jobless and schooless or do you just work weird hours?

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just chilling talking to someone on teamspeak and taking break from coding on a website

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>>692770388
Because my life is spiraling out of control. My fiancee is probably pregnant, my job is utter shit (fuck you retail and fuck you small towns), im moving into a bigger apartment, i have stupidly powerful insomnia and to top it all off, i've been horribly depressed for i have no idea how long anymore. If browsing /b/ with you guys at 5 am is a bad thing, then oh well. it gives me a little piece of mind i suppose. Fuck im so god damned tired.

>>692771079
NEET is the only way to live

>>692770388
Cuz ima get these dubs

>>692771175
take drugs

I work night shift

>>692771234
Nvm just the 1234

Because I'm at work. As soon as I leave I'm off this shit.

>>692771260
i've got some pot im saving for after my friend gets into the paramedic program.

>>692770388
Been playing too much FIFA all night
Tryn to sleep

>>692771360
i mean the legal/prescribed drugs

Unemployed, out of school, incredibly depressed, and nocturnal

>>692771467
Amen

>>692771188
>2771188>>692771079(You)
Where do you live that lets you live like that?

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been up all night playing ESO and other weird games I got in the steam sale, finishing a joint and vaping some bud

>>692770388
6pm japan time fuccboi

>>692771447
oh! i assumed the other type; my bad. but yeah, im planning on heading to the doctors the next time im off of work. i've got everyone worried about me and my bosses act like im going to kill myself or something. short temper + chronic depression x shitty job = one fucked up /b/tard

>>692771622
>calls op a fuccboi
>is a slopey ass jap
weab in hell furfag

>>692770388

5am?

it's 11am, get on my Reichzeit you filthy jew

>>692771606
Mein nigga

>>692771706
suck my nuts dough

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I'm just irresponsible

>>692770388
Because I'm still at work for like 4-5 more hours.

>>692770388
same time zone, nice! Work the graveyard shift and there isn't shit to do

>>692770388
because I'm not an americlap

Afraid if I go to sleep I won't wake up in time to greet my family that came down to visit. Theyre coming over at 9 am. I just got off work, had a line, and a smoke. I also have to report back to work at 12 pm. Fuck

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>>692770388
I can't sleep because I am:
1. Out of pot
2. Insanely angry
3. A homeless man I just shared cigarettes with tried to rape and kill me in an alley less than half an hour ago.

>>692771860
What's yer job?

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>>692772025
>almost get buttraped
>better tell /b/!

>>692771175
Man I feel terrible for you. I hope you can power thorough it brother. I believe in you! There will always be another high in your life to look forward to.

>>692772025
should have raped the fucker, show him who's boss

use protection though

>>692771860
Work from 9pm-730am est.

>>692772025
Don't worry, I'm sure he'll do better next time.

>>692771317
What do you do?

>>692771079
parents are dead. I now own a home and it's paid off. Been living on inheritance money. That money has run out and I'm still not working. I have a degree and work experience, but quit working years ago to care for my mother and never started working again after she died. Basically let social anxiety get the better of me and now I'm fucked. If I don't start working again this month I'll likely lose my house.

>>692772241
what do you do?

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>>692772116
I mean what else do you do at nearly 6am after some 60 year old homeless dude tries to coerce you into an alley with his hand behind his back
>>692772143
Advice recorded.
>>692772244
Him and me both.

addicted to stuff

I'm at a sleepover and the dog took my spot

>>692772375
Hospital pharmacist. 7 days on 7 days off

>>692771079
Not the dude you're asking, but I work overnights, and it's my day off. No reason to switch back to daylight hours for 2 days. Have the exact same sleep schedule he does

>>692772298
nice but start looking for a job dude

literally mcdonalds, etc is good enough if that shit lets you keep the place while you look for a higher paid job

pulling for you man, go hard dude

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>>692770388
LEARN ABOUT INTERNATIONAL TIMEZONES

Just got home from a crazy block party -- fucking drunk


too bad I don't want replies because I'd tell you how I finger blasted this skinny cunt

gonna roll a joint brb

>>692770388
i sure love timezones

>>692772449
that actually sounds like a cool work schedule. what type of degree do you need to be a pharmacist? do you need a doctorate?

>>692772134
Thanks anon, even if it's just sarcasm i appreciate it. If i do have a kid on the way then im gonna have to get better for their sake. I dont want my kids to grow up the way i did.

>>692772482
thanks man.

>>692772497
The question is obviously for those here who are in a similar timezone. Learn common sense, your opposite hours aren't welcome here, and you can go fuck yourself.

>>692772566
At least 2 years of college and 4 years of pharmacy school

>>692772552
>posts
>too bad i dont want replies

>>692770388
Cuz I'm at work bored

>>692772449
>>692772566
That does sound like a great schedule. Like a vacation every other week. How do you like it?

>>692772298
>If I don't start working again this month I'll likely lose my house.
sell it . reinvest cash into good gaming rig and a trailer with best wifi.

Its 3 am here and for some reason I went to fucking sleep at 6 and woke up at 2

>>692772552
ah wat

>>692772637
your mom

>>692771175
Hang in there brother, don't give up, you'll regret it when things start to look up in your way just stay humble.

>>692772566
Did you go to a full semesters worth of classes for 4 years? Or were you able to work as a pharmacist assistant while you went to school part time so you could afford it?

>>692771777
Checkd

>>692772552
Tell it man!

>>692772760
It's not bad. I don't have to deal with management or the bs from day shift and it definitely makes travel easy. I take a week off I get three weeks off. I work 70 hours but get paid for 80. Sometimes I don't sleep that great during the day but you can take stuff to help you sleep. I

>>692772578
>f i do have a kid on the way then im gonna have to get better for their sake. I dont want my kids to grow up the way i did.
Not sarcasm man 100% rooting for you. I hope your life turns around for the better and your kid has a great life with her daddy.

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>>692770388
Insomnia

>>692772900
It's a doctorate. So you can work to get extra money for expenses but working part time won't touch the cost of tutition.

>>692772900
you linked your question to the wrong post. I'm the guy who liked his schedule and not the pharmacist.

>>692773116
This

>>692773102
Thanks anon. I hope good things come to you.

>>692770388
Because it's 12 am

>>692773151
My bad

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>>692770388
Because I have insomnia and I have no life.

>>692773243
it's all good, he figured it out

>>692773217
Hawaiian fag?

>>692773011
Melatonin is a good one to help you sleep. And yea that 3 week thing sounds amazing. I'm jealous of that.

>>692770388
Because as I just finished posting a thread I find out some other fag across the globe decided to post the exact same kind of thread and BEAT me by a good minute

I ate a fuck ton of mushrooms with my mates and waiting for Australians to shitpost.

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>implying the sun revolves around 'murica

>>692773493
>implying it doesn't

Why are you in my fucking time zone?

>>692773493
That pic doesn't explain why America is fat. It's misleading

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>>692773493
It does, Eurotrash.

>>692773011
>I take a week off I get three weeks off.
oh wow, that is cool. I didn't even think of that. I just keep thinking of the pharmacist from Nurse Jackie. Are a lot of nurses and/or other hospital staff hooked on pills you think? I think I'd be kind of paranoid working in a hospital with all the super-bugs out there, but I guess you're kind of safe locked up in your pharmacy.

>>692773461
fucking hippy

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I have a damn flea infestation in my room , I'm washing all my fucking clothes and my sheets, and I don't even have pets

>>692773461
nice
no psychedlics in Japan unfortunately

>>692773461
I haven't tried mushroom yet. I've barley started doing weed. I'm interested to try thought

Snorting coke why else would I be up

>>692773594
Yeah there's not a lot of patient interaction which is pretty good. Nurses do steal shit but it gets hard to track. They find ways like anyone would. Doctors are usually above the law in hospitals

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>>692773695
Might be bedbugs homie

>>692773781
Just visiting? or live there? How do you like it?

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fuck u OP you motherfucking jackass. kill youre self fagat

>>692773695
buy some cedarcide, fleas hate that shit. I had some in my room and now the fleas are gone.

>>692770388
I'll let you know in two hours, when it's 5am

Because I work overnight at walgreens.

>>692772630
Go for it man.
I've known people who were in similar tight spots.
But work your ass off and you may well get everything you're wanting.
Even if you screw up on the current house you'll have the income to get another.

It's just a few tough month(s) you'll be doing it so put all your effort in man

I'm 100% sure you can better your current position

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>>692773914
You post that like it's a bad thing. We're the richest country in the world, and we can all be fat lazy fucks and just keep on ruling the world. lol.

>>692770388
it's curently 7:00pm where I'm at

>>692773881
Wow thats weird to think a hospital staff would be full of people hooked on shit. I guess it makes sense though.

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>>692774042
fuk u nigga

>>692773955
Friend, why are you so upset?

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>>692774177
;~; bad day m8
pic related

>>692774091
They have already done that.

>>692774087
Staff isn't a walking around drugged out but it happens some people get caught and some people don't. But if get caught stealing controlled meds chances are you might lose your license or have it suspended along with getting fired. A lot of ppl don't want to risk it

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Cause graveyard shift.

>>692774247
I hope whatever it was it will go away soon, anon

>>692773944
well I live here

It's pretty tight (I'm not a weeb)
The locals will consider you a temporary resident until you learn the language until you get a job and perhaps a wife though

>>692774338
So you never tried it yourself?

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>>692774431
this has been me irl

>>692774431
You're being fucky , mike

Better threads tend to happen in late/early hours

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>>692773943
Nope, fleas
>>692773962
Where can I buy that? And how I have to use it?

>>692770388
Still got 45 min of work left trying to pass the time

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>>692772700
ok fuck guess someone wants to hear about it


>be me
>be 30 years old
>look 20 (in the right light)
>grad party happening 2 houses down)
>got about a half pound to sell
>time for a walk
>walking past party house
>4 girls on the patio yelling like school girls
>"got a light" I bellow looking blindly into the yard
>"got weed?"
>instantly hop over the fence as smooth as butter and start walking toward them
>"if you got a joint I'll fucking suck you dry"
>they laugh
>once I get up beside them, I realize how tall I am compared to them
>pass a fat joint to the "oldest" looking girl
>she screams and forfeits it to her friend
>"omg it's so big"
>I cockily say "it's the only way I roll em"
>everyone has the drunk laugh
>wasn't that funny
>girl fumbles with it looking for which side to spark
>she puts it in her mouth and lights it up
>puff puff
>burns out
>"omg you rolled this too tight"
>all girls start to laugh like dumb girls and giggle
>"I like it tight" I say not even slightly amused yet


this is a true story btw -- just happened

>>692774459
There for work? Have you talked to any ladies yet? How are they responding?

>>692774628
should I continue? fuckin kind of buzzed if no one wants to hear

>>692774516
Work problems?

>>692774683
continue m8

24 male horny as fuck would love to watch someone jerk off and cum for me and have them talk dirty to me

on skype immike9292

>>692774509
It's easier to swipe shit in retail. Like cvs or Walgreens pharmacy. Back in the day when I was an intern at cvs I'd swipe some viagras or canoes. But hard shit like oxys and vicodins nah. I've taken them but the constipation/shitting rocks for me isn't worth it

Because timezones nigger.

>>692774607
Whats your job? How can you spend the time browsing /b/?

>>692774737
in 905 if anyone upto meet up

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>>692774683
Proceed.

>>692774789
Not op on this one but usually night shift is chill.

>>692773695
Nigga, I feel you. Two years in a row it happened to me. Luckily, my bedroom is the only room with a carpet. I had to take all the cloth in the room out and wash/dry it. Put it all in garbage bags after to isolate it. Bought a $50 clothes steamer, lashed it to a pole and hit every fucking inch of the rug and bed after vacuuming twice. Took about 3 hours. Let it sit for about 3 more hours, went back and vacuumed again. Took care of the problem. That was the final straw after like, 3 months of it. I also steamed every other piece of furniture I had just to be sure. I have a cat, but she's indoor. Since then, I've been diligent about keeping her with treatment and vacuuming. Shit's annoying, but if you do it right, they all go away.

Also, bombs only kill the adults. Larva and eggs still survive. Vacuuming gets the larva, but leaves the eggs. However, the warmth and vibration of the vacuum makes the eggs hatch, creating larva that can be vacuumed up. You need to vacuum at least twice a day if not more.

>>692774683
Keep going anon>>692774862
>692774862
Durham?

>>692774639
well I've found that on Tinder there are plenty of sluts of many nationalities (Japan, Euro, Americas, etc) so that's similar to the USA I would imagine

Currently I'm dating a Japanese girl (our third date was yesterday). It's definitely fun but she knows zero English why makes it a bit stressful at times. And the reason I'm dating her is because she's really good at piano and I wanted to date another musician.

That kind of thing aside, if you were the type to hang out at bars in Shibuya or Shinjuku you could definitely fuck lots of Japanese sluts. It's not for me, but it's super easy as a white or black dude.

>>692770388
Just chilling waiting for the queue.

>>692774628

>get the joint going
>puff puff pass
>bitches are drunk
>"holy fuck this is good shit"
>forget I'm selling for second
>one girl is cute as fuck
>start being buzzed and chatting
>other girls go inside
>me and her on the deck just chillin
>kind of start telling her I'm tryna slang some
>guy walks out and asks who I am
>tell him I'm graduating too
>kind of looks at me like wtf
>she clings to my shoulder and says "he got us high derek, let him be"
>look at derek like wtf
>he turns around about to walk inside and stops
>looks at me and says "can you get us more liquor? Do you got a license?"
>I got a license
>but I don't got a car
>"yes..."


more?

And it's still only almost 2:30...

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>>692770388
Because I was a 7-3 so I wake up early as shit

this is the only time of day everyone shuts the fuck up!

>>692775083
Wow that sounds like fun would love to hook up with some girls in a Japanese club. Do you know Japanese fluently? Or are you guys constantly struggling to communicate?

>>692775049
Thanks for the advice m8, but what can I do if I don't have a vacuum cleaner? shits fucked up man

>>692775197
yes

>>692775425
well I'm definitely not fluent.
But I'm fair to middling, so probably closer to struggling to communicate :p

>>692775197
Keep going im invested in this now

>it's 12.30
>Americans who cannot think outside America

>>692775028
>>692774789
also not that guy but I remember a guy who worked the late late shift at a hotel who used to make threads like this early in the morning. His job always sounded pretty cool to me when he talked about it.

>>692775197
>Tell him I got my ride parked just down the block
>"why?" I say
>he starts to count 20's and hands me around 6
>I stupidily start to whipout weed and hand it to him
>he's like wtf I don't want weed bro
>realize I got his money
>ok man, what you want?
>start's telling me all these names
>Captain Morgan, Wisers and Long Island?
>ok ok I got it
>about to walk away with the money and leave
>girl is like "I'll go with him ok Derek"
>stop in my tracks
>turn around

>>692775620
>Non-Americans who cant determine if a thread is targeted towards them

>>692775770
continue

>>692775764
Like a front desk worker? Did he just bring a labtop or something?

>>692775927
yup and yup. He had some weird stories about the late night shenanigans of hotel guests and such.

>>692775770
I'm fucking drunk bros who is even reading this

lol cheers fuck

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>>692776178
We are.

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>>692776178
me

>>692776069
I can imagine. I once had to put my black out drunk friend on one of the trollys and bring him past front desk up the elevator into our rooom

It's 3:45 AM NIgger

>>692776178
plus this
>>692776556

>>692776178
Comon anon

>>692776178
not lazy just really buzzed now and feeling it haha

greentexting is harder than I remember

>We started walking down the street
>She grabs my hand and starts to hold it
>what the actual fuck.jpeg
>too high to say anything
>girl must be wacked
>get up infront of my crib
>wtf my car is gone.bullshit
>"I know you don't got a car, and you live right here"
>oh shit man
>"let's go have a drink
>Ok...
>Invite her in
>Place is clean as fuck
>except for beer cans all over the table
>"partying hard?" she says acting like she was there the night before
>She sits on the couch and demands a beer
>Not klnowing the night before that somone had just got their teeth knocked out just where she was sitting
>Start to realize I have no where to hide now....

Sorry typing so slow fucking drunk and keyboard got beer on it too lol

>>692776550
LOL

One time during beach week my friend passed out at the condo of one of the rich kids. A couple of jocks dragged him out to the elevator and left him in there. Same thing happened to a couple of chicks. By sunrise there was literally 3 people passed out on the elevator floor.

On duty right now, fuck me

>>692770388

Because it's 4 am

>>692776767
>"I know who you are"
>"you're name is ......"
>that's not my name
>get a new confidence
"yeah that's me" I say

Op Here.
I think its time for me to finally head to bed. Been great talking to you guys.

>>692777219
>>692777219
better have gotten it

>>692777219
"I went to school with your younger brother"
>I don't got a younger brother
>tell her I'm just staying here for now
>"it's ok, your brother is cute just like you"
> joke about how we got our good looks from our grandfather who had wolves as pet dogs
>actually had a grandpa who had pet wolves

>>692777281
dont pussy out stay

>>692770388

for gets

>>692777495
I have plans to wake up and play over watch with some friends anon. I have to sleep soon.

Im a middle school dropout NEET who still lives with his parents. My entire life consists of waking up, spending 12 hours on my computer and going to sleep.

My parents have 8 children and im the one thats the least of their worries. Most of their income is inheritance money from my rich grandfather.

Woke up to take a shit

>>692777705
overwatch happens everyday''
we are here for a limited time

>>692777440
>"come sit next to me"
>bout to spark another joint
>I sit next to her thinking about how much younger she is than me
>she's wearing tight leggings that are basically see through and shit
>wood starts to burn in my pants but isn't visible yet
>she is like a solid 8/10 body wise
>face is super cute and small
>"do you like me? she says softly
>she puts her hand on my leg
>did this many times before
>why is this different?
>she rolls her hand up my inner thigh
>"I hope we can be friends" she says

>>692770388
My day night cycle is fucked because I moved, so I sleep in the day and am awake at night, like I'm fucking batman.

>>692772298
hang in there buddy, itll all come good x

>>692778078
>all of a sudden we hear a bang outside that sounds like a gunshot
>"OH" she folds into my lap with her head right in my arms
>instinctivly I cuddle her
>Boom boom...*pop pop pop crackle*
>"just fireworks girl" I say...
>her face is now basically in my crotch

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>>692778219
This is your last chance, Gotham

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>lonely
>manic
t>hinking about my boyfriend and why dating him is probably a waste of time
cheers to running out of weed

>>692770388
It's noon in Swemalia, actually.

>>692778400
>she lays back acting as if she was never scared to begin with
>starts to rest her legs on mine
>I can feel the warmth of her skin through her leggings
>act like I'm just smoking a joint and nothing else
>"pass me that shit" she says laying far from the actual puffing
>I have to lean over towards her to pass it to her....
>I basically lean on her stomach with my chest and my face in her tits
>pass it still
>"does it feel soft?
>Don't know what she is talking about really
>she passes it back and I drop it right between her legs
>pick it up super fast but put my hand back down right on her hip
>"you're so cute"
>mumble something under my breath to break the tension I felt
>She cups my hand and slides it down her hip
>Can't hold back now fuck here we go

>>692777889
You just missed double trips. Almost checked.

Only 12 hours on the computer? That leaves for hours doing other shit, if you sleep 8 hours.

Also, give me some money, nigga.

>>692778590
either you a gay or you're a femanon.
if youre a fem, dont waste time, be with someone you enjoy being with nigga