>So apparently, my aunt does not approve of my relationship wth my adopted cousin.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12Wv7e6nMBH
>The voicemails she left are fucking gold. Talk about a drunk having a meltdown...
If anyone wants to stir the shit pot a little more, here you go: 9498874968
Pic related, my gf and aunt.
Any advice on what to do /b/?
Fuck that bitch
Go live your dreams OP
Bump, anyone else have any advice?
>>692731841
Ask her if she's mad that you're not fucking her instead.
>>692731448
Call her mommaaunt.
Damn OP, that's fucking great.
>>692731448
Your aunt is full of shit when she said your gf has a new boyfriend
fuck the shit outta that cousin of yours, if she is willing and not blood related then go wild on that ass. the aunt just doesnt like you its not that your her cousin. dont let the fat whore fool you
Fuck off while establishing legitimacy she was more than happy to play her part and now that things aren't going your way you pull this shit.
Fuck you and fuck em
If anyone wan't my aunt's number to pose as the new boyfriend, here you go: 9498874968
>>692731448
maybe she's still just upset that her dad passed away 8 months ago
# is legit guys talked with the aunt spam the fuck out of her
>>692732750
Well she was actually adopted from Russia, man she was a firecracker...
>>692732907
Oh yea forgot to mention she acted pretty chill about it so don't know what kind of reactions you guys will get I didn't really get shit.(OP I think she's onto you btw she mentioned a "shitty boyfriend")
>>692732907
Damn right the number is legit, who do you think I am? A nigger?
>>692731448
That was some grade A++ drunk ramblings
jane.powell.9674 is her fb i think
>>692733139
I say we fucking go for it, be sure to post sauce.
>>692733301
Fucking gold. Damn I have to call this bitch.
Dump your cousin and fuck your aunt's tits.
>>692731448
Your aunt wants to fuck you.
>>692733342
and her sister's (kristina.powell.355)??? I don't think Vica, the girl in the OP has a FB
>>692733530
>>Be 2016
>>Not fucking your cousin
Fucking faggot
>>692733342
>>692733651
OP Here, I can verify that both of those are correct. Her sister is also from Russia.
>>692734045
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
if your aunt trys something, kill her.
i'd kill her for you if i could fuck your adopted cousin.
dont forget.
>>692734045
That's a fucking cute piece of ass OP. Still, fuck your aunt.
>>692731448
How old is she and how old are you?
>>692734552
that's all the investigative internet work I can do for now, but both sisters definitely both extremely fuckable
fucking russians breed the most gorgeous women
>>692734045
Would grapple in the pool/10
>>692731448
Your aunt wants your dick to fuck her more harder then your adopted cousin in a method only females understand in a kind of a power display signaling to those around her that you must first fuck her before you can have sexual access to your adopted cousin. your choice OP
Repost of the aunts number if anyone wants a hot drunk piece of ass.
9498874968
>>692731448
dear god those feet. worst feet ever
SHE LEFT ANOTHER VOICEMAIL KEEP THE THREAD ALIVE. I'll post it in a second!
>>692735569
KEEP THE FUCKING TREAD ALIVE!
>>692735569
Post it fam!
>>692735569
Gimme that audio + Cousins nudes
>>692735569
Tell your aunt you don't want to fuck her fat ass, so stop trying to get all up on your dick.
SO MENNY LEIVILS
ALMOST DONE, PLEASE HOLD
ALMOST DONEEE THIS IS GOLD THERE IS MORE
God speed OP.
Meow
Why didn't anyone question if OP actually was abusing his step-cousin?
Hurry up OP.
Go for the GOLD
Not your personal army.
HERE IT IS
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hpvmdNzJ4i
Sorry about the wait.
You f****** idiot you should be f****** your aunt look how big her tits are
>>692738502
Sorry about the wait, it took a little while to convert. See if you can piss her off more! This shit is gold.
Damn I want some of those tits.
>>692738502
Fucking awesome.
>>692738502
>cyber terrorism
What a cunt.
>>692738502
13 lucky number! Watch out for party van you cyber terrorist
Her number: 9498874968
>>692738502
>>692739737
THE FUCKING RAGE
>>692733099
>>692738502
Hold on there, kid...what about message #12??
What are you hiding, junior?
OP, post more pics
>>692740077
OP here, here is another pic.
Another picture
>>692740270
So what is the full story? You two still together? Why is aunt doing this?
>>692740403
She's very pretty. How old?
>>692740270
>>692740403
Nice, keep going
>>692740444
Checked
>>692740270
9/10 qt 3.14
Good shit OP
>>692740560
>>692740270
>>692740403
where to buy russian wifu?
>>692740678
Yes she is fucking hot, but I want my aunt to get a piece too. 9498874968
god damn that aunt is hot
I know the standard joke about hillbillies and inbreds fucking their cousins but that shit has been accepted for centuries.
Your aunt is either retarded or is there something about yourself that sets off alarms?
>>692740678
How old is she?
>>692740678
Do you have any lewd pics?
>>692740948
She is 19
>>692740270
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hpvmdNzJ4i
you ever slap that bitch up OP?
>>692741230
Nigger, don't make me axe you again about message #12!
I need you guys to keep calling her. I really want her to explode. If I can get a few more nasty VMs, I will deliver with those pics you want...
post more pics of your aunt OP
>>692741499
someone should text aunt tribute photos of either the daughter or herself.
>>692741461
>>692741325
I'd like to plead the 5th
>>692741628
Somebody should call her as the new boyfriend and tell her about how good the sex was. Please post audio after.
OP, just listened to the messages.
Is she lying about you hitting/abusing the girl?
Because if she isn't, then you're a real asshole. If you're abusing this girl, and feel like you're being victimized by your aunt, then you're a piece of shit.
>>692741902
Bumping for this.
>>692741686
>>692741325
>>692742128
seems like it
>>692742128
We've gotten into some arguments and all, but I'd never hit a fucking woman.
>>692731448
fuck that bitch, shawn.
keep with your GF and show to her and laugh about it, it'll make you feel better.
>>692739943
you put a baby in that cutie RIGHT. NOW.
SHE JUST CALLED AGAIN, I'll upload the voicemail soon.
>>692742968
Can I get a phone number/kik/skype of you so I can ask you some shit?
>>692742968
>>692733099
this girl is cutiepie
>>692731448
1. Tell her to get fucked as there's nothing wrong with it. Your relationship is none of her business.
2. If she keeps calling, pretty sure that's grounds for a police investigation on HER. I dunno.
>>692742968
>>692742968
>>692742968
>>692743634
Well from the sounds of it OP was beating the girl so I doubt he wants police involved.
>>692732204
She sounds drunk.
>>692738039
There are lulz to be had you fucking newfag, don't you know anything?
>>692736449
documentary called empire of dust
extremely good
>>692742128
shut up faggot
>>692740270
POST A VOCAROO OF HER VOICE.
>>692744524
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kWgAjGq3Xc
NEW
>>692731448
is op still with this girl? or not?
im confused
NEW RECORDING, GET A LOAD OF THIS
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kWgAjGq3Xc
>>692744752
Yes, I am.
>>692744679
>>692731448
What a cunt. Listened to both posts
>>692744779
We've got to keep calling this bitch.
I have another one to upload again! Shit! Keep calling.
Op, I would like to personally thank you from the bottom of my crusty, dried heart. This is fucking great.
>>692744816
yeah dude, whats this bitch on about new boyfriend and shit then? some of the shit she says, one minute she acts like you are with her and shes pissed and the next shes like "new boyfriends, tiny penis lol, im so retarded i can barely talk straight"
>>692744679
NO, I WANT TO HEAR YOUR GIRLFRIENDS VOICE.
>>692744847
Thought that was a pile of shit at first. Oh wait...
>adopted cousin
Live-in russian fuck toy.
>>692744779
FUCK THIS AND POST A VOCAROO OF GIRLFRIENDS VOICE.
OP you have brightened up my day after a really shitty time. Thankyou for this thread.
shes spamming my alt number with messages and shit calling me shit like little girl, and telling me to bring it, because i informed her that the messages shes leaving are a felony in nature (lol) and explained that i was submitted them to her local precinct
Aunt is rekt.
NEW VOICEMAIL.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ILEIAu5Cm4
HOT A FRESH READY TO GO.
>>692746170
OP ARE YOU FUCKING LISTENING?
VOCAROO YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
Sounds like faggot OP got in a pissing contest with his wom, couldn't talk her down from the cliff with reason like a real man, and had to resort to hitting her like a fucking nigger and then is shocked when she runs home.
>>692746170
Awesome!!!! Keep fucking calling her, you can text her too.
>>692746170
hahahaha...
and he will fuck her.... way better than you.
nice use of words you old hag
>>692746170
Is she drunk?
>sodomized
>sodomized
>>692746170
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ILEIAu5Cm4
what the fuck is she talking about new boyfriend, who IS she talking about
is this bitch retarded?
Save these OP. This could get her Baker Acted.
On a side note, I really fucking love drones. Like I would love to be a drone pilot for the Air force.
send the thread link to the aunt and tell her to upload a picture of op and destroy ops life
>>692746640
She's trying to get that nigga jealous. My ex girlfriend tried to do that shit to me. That nigga was non existent.
>>692731448
Calling you an abuser, but this fictional "new boyfriend" is showing her "porn pictures" and shit. You should get a restraining order from this bitch on both of you.
What state do you live in /b/rother?
>>692746798
yeah, at the very least, with the threats of violence, claiming shes homicidal, claiming shes going to fuck you, claiming she knows cops to fuck you, these can land you in jail for terroristic threats.
i met a bunch of dudes in jail that were in waiting for bail for terroristic threats. send this shit to the cops ASAP
>>692731448
Just tel biatch u #ProudToBe {emoji of faggot shitting rainbows}
>>692746945
white knight faggot.
Still need vocaroo proof of gf. Gonna not care in like 5 minutes and dip if you can't handle this simple request. At that point you are just another worthless troll. Not even a good one.
>>692746170
>rape her
>sodomize her
Her aunt is fucked.
>>692747648
OK, give me a second. Will delivar
>>692747933
>send the thread link to the aunt and tell her to upload a picture of op and destroy ops life
PLEASE!!!
>>692747990
Lol, dog eat dog world.
Oops
>>692748730
KeK
Naw... I know OP and he just wanted a break from the drama and isn't calling her back / responding.
>>692747933
Still waiting.
>>692748730
fucking yes
also that number is in the same area-code as mine. >: )
>>692731448
Man, that's one ugly fucking whale right there.
>>692748730
Say " Who are you calling? He is the one telling us to call you. Give us his photo and full name"
>>692748730
whats the point of this? OP gave us her phone number. she already knows whats up.
>>692749115
Only do this if vocaroo of gf doesn't appear. I don't have time for this, OP is being a faggot and will get what is coming to him.
This lady being this salty
>>692746170
keep going sean
>>692749998
or is it Shawn
>>692731448
> be me
> have adopted daughter
> in relationship with nephew
> nephew has IQ of 61
> what do?
Goodbye, have a good day
>>692747481
It would be hilarious.
>>692750369
Why? We knew this was gonna happen but why? Also kek
>>692750369
hahaha. no you can't. can you even get out of your house neckbeard?
>>692748730
YES LULULULULULZ
>>692750687
Good one
>>692750369
lmao you sound a faggot.
>>692746251
fuck off
keep posting aunt op
More aunt. I really wanna Jimmie her rustles. XD
PLS dunt die
haysh taeg kansur
Why does she think you are a piece of shit OP?
LOL, Why is this bitch so upset about this shit?
Be me
>call number
>can't think of shit because I'm tired as fuck
>"Smoke that crack. Go on. Smoke that crack."
Hey aunt how can you talk about your daughter being fucked like that.
Hate you on so many levels white trash
>>692731448
Just show this stuff to your adopted cousin. Problem solved?
>>692746251
You have autism
>>692748730
LUL
>>692751526
Good meme "on so many levels"
>>692750687
Have a listen to this salty fag lululul
>>692750369
Your fucked op, this is not gonna end well for you....kek
Well, this thread was fun for a minute. What do you know? Faggots ruined it like everything else.
>>692752140
Don't try so hard.
Dead this thread died
Fuck, man! Just got to the thread, laughing a lot with all the situation and Vocaroo's not working for me for shit
No one would do the favour of posting it somewhere else, I guess?
>>692754556
Yea Vocaroo is fucked and thinks we're DDoS'ing it.
>>692748432
Dog eats the fun everyone was having, in this case
There's always one white knight who has to kill the fun. He was probably the kid in school who reminded the teacher to collect the homework.
>>692755727
Fuck, man! In cases that involve minors, or someone getting seriously fucked I can understand that kind of step. But this was just a beautiful mess
It's like these guys hate /b/, suppose they just come for the trap threads