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>>692718876
I like her hair
>>692719136
me too
That is pretty lewd.
not lewd enough
catte
>>692719483
Well how lewd would you like it?
>>692719522
doggo
>>692719552
6 lewd
>>692719522
Katten.
>>692719582
Surely this is at least 4 lewd.
>>692719736
that's about a 7
>>692719722
I love that gif
>>692719940
Well thank god I met my quota!
>>692720014
this one's better
>>692720173
i give it 5 lewd
>>692720218
it's good in a different way
>>692720273
Surely this isn't too lewd.
>>692720314
you are not judgmental enough
>>692720544
I'm too open and accepting
>>692720366
not too lewd no
>>692720658
as is your butthole, faggot
>>692720822
maybe nef is right
maybe I DO walk right into these
gotta reboot computer brb
>>692720989
You walk into jokes almost as fast as you walk into bathhouses with prep and a jockstrap.
>>692721331
that one was a bit forced
does everybody else review their comments with "wait, can somebody slam me with this" before posting?
>>692721551
Which is just how you like it.
No, we just do this to you more than anyone else.
computer up 2 date
>>692721753
because you like me so much, right?
>>692722159
Honestly it's all meme at this point.
>>692722223
is that all I've been reduced to?
I feel so valueless now
>>692722223
>>692722222 is that way
>>692722346
well we are essentially just shitposters
everyone gets memed on
and nothing else is going on
>>692722468
hi rinik
>>692722576
that's a good point
Sup Subby
hello
>>692722959
melee
in fact I'm closing the thread so I don't keep tabbing out
1 down
X to go
Reasonable solution to the past 4 days
How are you gents
>>692723339
Reasonable solution to any hard day. I'm stoned, so I'm doing alright.
>>692723556
It's been a hard hecking week, man
Wish I was stoned. Maybe roommate will bro up to me and smoke me out, but he's been doing it for me for months now, so if not I can't complain
>>692723339
I am also doing that.
>>692723556
I wish I was doing that more though.
>>692723339
i'm moredately alcohol
sergals are best
Given my week, surprisingly ok.
Kinda having a last hurrah I guess
>>692723339
what happened that last four days?
>>692723892
What happened>
>>692724045
sergl
>>692724916
>>692724145
mew
>>692725193
hey bud.
Too much sergel, stop the ride I want to get off.
>>692725026
>>692725361
>>692725338
don't worry those few pics are about all I have for sergs
>>692725338
no such thing as too much serg
>>692725311
soup
>>692725549
heh, bf broke it off last night. It's probably for the best.
How you been?
>>692725549
but there is, you can have too much of a thing no matter if you feel it is good or bad....also you never added me on steam for those resee's
>>692725753
damn im sorry >_<
i've meh. you know
Wewd
>>692725976
you never gave me a name or sent anything that i could tell
and no never enough serg
>>692726113
hoi
>>692725979
It's fine. I don't think I'm in a good spot for any relationship right now, so I think everything that's been going on is for the best.
And meh is better than bad. so that's good.
>>692726260
Kakky kakes
>>692726147
I couldn't send anything because you never gave me an address. Plus you told me your steam name and I added you and nothing came after.
Yes there is too much serg, it has become an infection. I shall call it sergpox.
>>692722275
fool, where you at?
*squeeze squeeze*
>>692726363
everything happens for a reason and i like to think that reason is for the better. The universe has it ways
>>692726405
whats up duder?
>>692726474
tahts odd. I dont see anything on there. could it be becuase im using the steam mobile app?
well there is a epidemic of sergs then. just accept your fate
>>692726623
Squeezy squeezy :D
>>692726950
Doing curls, looking at gay animal people, waiting for coffee to cool.
>>692726950
Agreed.
Just so you know, I deleted skype acct completely, so it wasn't that I just blocking people or you or anything. I just wasn't going to use it anymore.
Surprise Creampie! :3
>>692727275
sounds like a pretty chill night~
>>692727337
ohhh okay
>>692727490
Yeah. I wasn't dodging you or nothin'. we cool.
>>692724292
>>692724500
So
And I begin every long story with "so", for future reference
Monday, I was feeling sick, puked at work, had to go home. Was sick with fever/womiting until yesterday, couldn't work. Missed out on ~$100, of which I'll only be able to make up ~$40 by next pay period. Not so bad, rent is paid so there's that. Where the fun really starts is yesterday: since we had a roommate, to whose name the electric bill was assigned, move out, i called the electric company to transfer the bill to my name. Simple enough process, just some basic info exchange, but the problem lies in them automatically shutting off power to our house because the account holder was transferring to a new residence. After talking with the representative, it was confirmed that we would pay a mandatory $63 reconnection fee. Not so bad, I can deal with that. What really stuck in me was that they require a $500 deposit on my new account (I have average credit) before they will consider reconnecting the power ON TOP OF the first month's bill. The alternative is to split that into payments of 50% of the deposit on the first bill, then the rest on the 3 consecutive bills, which we've decided is the best option. So, I come home from a very busy day (I work in a kitchen, go figure) to a powerless house, which I pretty much expected. My 2 roommates, one of whom being the person to whom the previous account was tied, are helping our (literal) hoarder neighbor move to a new place. Fine, I'm all about helping those in need. We get that all sorted, I pack my essentials, and we make a decision that we're staying at roommate's new place (a dinky 1 bedroom) until we get this bullshit figured out.
And here we are. Oh it's also worth noting that I could only get 2 hours of sleep last night so I bought donuts for my bros.
Heck everything right now
>>692727490
Our father's taught us not to be ashamed of our penises
>>692727700
goddamn
I'm moving back to my beachy hometown in a few months. I can't wait.
>>692727700
fuuuckin a dude. but its all going to be sorted out soon though and things will resume back to normal~
>>692727674
aight cooleo
>>692727750
nothing to be ashamed of there
>>692727490
Yeah im alright. How are you wemkakfok?
beaches suck
>>692728108
hi nibs
>>692728248
you suck. surfing is fucking great.
>>692728060
does that mean you have to get an new job?
>>692728108
you just hanging out around here tonight?
im tired and want iceceram
>>692727750
'specially since they such good size and all
>>692728274
Hey large cock
>>692728406
>Banana Peanut Butter Ice cream with Caramel.
>>692728848
that sounds good, but i want something chocolatey
>tfw everyone in here seems to be best friends and you're just here like, uuh, hey guys
>>692729038
hey besty biddy guy
>>692728406
yeah, but it's ok. Work is just work. The bike shop was a sanity move from a soul sucking office gig.I get to crash at my folk's for a while and get all my shit squared away.
>>692728595
Doing well I hope?
>>692728977
chocolate stout
>>692729038
hey stranger
>>692729038
Post your butt.
it's a trick
>>692729095
oh thats cool you get to stay there. really nice.
>>692729095
but beer icecraem isnt a thing
>>692729088
Biddy? Is that what I am?
>>692729175
Howdy
>>692729389
biddy buddy. thats who you are now on
I love you furries! You guys almost never ask for condoms so I get to dump my charged load in many holes during your conventions :)
>>692729386
nah, just beer.chocolate beer IS a thing.
my mom is retarded happy I'm coming home for a while. she just wants to steal my cat.
>>692729389
this
>>692729542
>>692729542
Fine by me
tfw life's unbearable
>>692729389
>>692729542
get namesync, name yourself biddy buddy
there ya go
>>692729860
lay it on us
>>692729627
I'd never make a man use a condom. Your cum goes in me or on me- not in a rubber.
>>692728977
Chocolate Peanut Butter swirl.
>>692729095
A little okay.
>>692729627
how lewd and gay
>>692729639
oh i know im talking about icecream though. beer sounds good though. i had a rouge hazlenut ale that was really fine. i think i may just go get some now that you tlk about it
>>692729771
well id stay and chat but im oing on an alcohol run now
>>692729939
the best name ever
>>692729939
Are you kidding, I got short circuit in my brain just from looking at screenshots of that
>>692730017
Exactly my point! You guys are so quick to toss the rubbers out and I love it!
And my load would be going IN you, not on. My spunk can't do its job if it's not in your hole ;)
>>692730145
I'm actually having a few myself. I know, I know...
been a rough week.
>>692730136
If we're all a little ok, it adds up. keep being ok.
>>692730197
It's easy
>>692730197
screenshots of namesync? it's not that complicated really
>>692730454
yeah it has. You'l probably be asleep by the time i get back so I guess I'll say goodnight to yee
>>692730454
Adds up to what?
>>692730674
ha, I was about to say goodnight actually.
So... goodnight
>>692729960
Anxiety kicked in for the entire day today. I felt paralyzed as soon as I woke up.
Holy heck I love whiskey
And weed
And you
And not much else
>>692730454
>>692730539
Well I honestly don't really have a reason to get namesync anyway, I'm not exactly one in the gang here
>>692730857
being ok.
>>692730881
been there. You're gonna be ok though
>>692730964
yet...
>>692730964
Are you saying you're multiplying by one?
>>692729627
charged load??
>>692730964
neither am I, I'm mostly just a lurking faggot who doesn't post often enough to warrant a name. it makes it a bit easier to keep up with conversations tho
I just found out my arm sling has a thumb stretching loop. Best news ever.
>>692731297
he's dirty
>>692731297
Oh you know! ;)
Always ditch the rubbers and dump deep inside the ass, try you make you bottom sluts pregnant when off meds. :)
>>692731399
what do u mean dirty?
>>692731243
I'm not sure what you're saying yourself...?
>>692731322
That makes sense I guess, but nah, I prefer having no reputation to uphold
Well, I just crashed. Time for this dog to hit the hay.
Goodnight/goodbye erryone
>>692731782
buggy
>>692731836
... and that means..?
>>692731907
diseases I reckon
>>692731785
Mislink duder
>>692731243
>>692731050
Breaking news: Heckster reports bro roommate sold his ps4 and all the fixin's to cover some of the deposit. This fuckin guy you guys ;~;
I owe so much to these 2 people, not just monetarily (I don't actually owe them money, maybe like $40) we are literally now bonded for life
I'm going to sell some of my extra drums tomorrow to not feel like a piece of shit
>#StruggleZone
>>692731983
oh... thats wrong
Night all.
>>692732287
These people exist
Constant vigilance, friend
>>692732542
so lots of guys like him are at conventions infecting other people with diseases??
>"Said his strain was strong."
>>692732782
No, not lots
But there are people like that out there. Just always be safe unless you have a proven clean partner
>>692733274
yeah of course and dam cant believe people out there like that
>>692733204
>EMERGENCY!11!!
>You gota empty deez nutz b4 they XPLODE
>>692733274
Hey, if those sluts don't bother asking status, let alone for a rubber, why shouldn't I give them my load? :)
If they were really worried about catching something, they'd ask. Otherwise they're just fine with it. :)
>>692733993
you're a piece of shit holy fuck that makes me sick
>>692732740
That made me want to die.
>>692732406
Noooo I just got back.
>>692734204
So I just won't knock you up then, but the rest who ignore condoms aren't off limits! :)
>>692734850
Isn't that illegal?
You're disgusting
