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Dubs chose what i say to my ex's new bf
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Dubs chose what i say to my ex's new bf
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>>692692464
She has AIDS
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Wanna suck my dick? I'll tell you if you do a better job than <Ex gf's name here>
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Say: You'll never get laid by her, Lmao [Along with an alien picture]
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I remember this one time when she was with Daquan and she let him do it bareback, so if your lucky she might let you hit it raw too!
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>>692692464
I took a dump in someone's mailbox
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>>692692612
Rolling for this
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>>692692552
roll
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>>692692464
m8 i just wanted to ask you. do you ever fear you might pull out my little swimmers when you plov my leftovers ?
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>>692692728
Rerolling for this
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>>692692728
roll
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>>692692888
That is amazing
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>>692692888
what dose trip get ?
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>>692693009
thank you. Now op will deliver.
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>>692693080
lovely ! :D
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>>692692464
ay bby u wan sum fuk?
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hope you like fucking my dried jizz
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>>692693146
reroll
send image too
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just to let you know, If the baby is born with no dick, it is surely mine.
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Hes pissed
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It feels like a burlap sack down there, dunnit?
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>>692693510
fuck one off
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It's like fucking a chimney, isn't it?
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chill man, it feels like new after the first two inches anyway. So, how's chlamydia working for you?
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>>692693454
please text him this.
M8 i am trying to look out for you. as i remeber i left a lot of space up in there. my little swimmers had alot of places to hide! you dont want them sticking to you !
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>>692693454
Nice Man! Its a start
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"Daquan ended our relationship he'll probably end yours too".
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>>692693679
Roll for this lmao
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>>692692464
kek OP you faggot you.
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>>692693679
Reroll
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I want you in or around my mouth.
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Is she still doing that thing where she pretends she's asleep but you know she's enjoying it?
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>>692693679
fucking rolo
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2 days before break up
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Ey man im just curious, no need to get mad. I meant this in a joking manner. Emotional bitch
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I am the lord of the betas. I am just trying to win her back,,, and if I win you in the process, that will be a super win
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>>692693827
Reroll
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All I'm saying is, have you noticed that smell from her pussy? It aint right down there.
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i want you to give it to me, greg
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>>692693855
WINNO
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O
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>>692693855
WINRAR op deliver
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>>692693899
>>692693855
>>692693922
winrars
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>>692693454

no seriously, she lets every remotely interested guy she meets bareback her lol

have fun with her
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Just asking a question. So do you?
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>>692693679
rock and roll
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>>692692464
navy seal pasta cause y not
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>>692692464
How's sex? I couldn't never really get it up fam...
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>>692692464
Don't be so angry, her pussy will bite your dick off if you scare it.
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Rolling...

Oh. By the way. She loves surprise anal.
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>>692692464
You know she had a dick. Right?
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>>692693922
JESUS ANOTHER
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>>692693855
>>692693899
>>692693922
>>692693988
>>692694000
ITT: This is now a get thread.
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>>692692552
Roll
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>>692694000
>>692693988
>>692693922
>>692693899
>>692693855
OP you gonna delivrar?
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>>692693080
Wanna use a used condom I used last night since you enjoy worn out, cum overed things?
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>>692692464
i hope she cucks you like she did me
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Tell me what she sounds like when she cums. I've never heard it
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>>692694159
that actually flows quite well
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>>692694159
kek
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But seriously mate.... her and I had a child....

She really didn't want a child and I kind of did.. we had it.. I hated it..
One day we talked about it and this was our decision. It's the only memory I have left of my baby boy...
Fuck man....
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>>692694195
Woah... roll
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>>692694195
Roll
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̮̗͇͓̺̰̜̺͍̹ͣͧ̽̈́̉̿͋͑̇͝͠͡D̡̬̘͇ͣ̎ͫͮͥ̒͑̋̄ͩ͗ͩ̿͌ͯ̿͛̀͡͝j̡̡͇̥̼̼͕̯̱̻͙̥̯͌ͬ̔̔̈ͬ̒ͫ͐͂̉̚͜dͩ̊ͯͮ̆̇ͣ̉͑ͪ͆ͤ͐ͤͮ̈̌҉̷҉͎̲̺̟͈̼̺̤̲͓͖̥̝
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feel the burn faggot
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>>692694180
He's working on it. A lot to type probably
>Did she tell you my dicks small? She says that about all her Ex's just a heads up.
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That ATM game though. Never seen a bitch so eager to suck shit off of a dick
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I know my dick looks like a cheeto, but that yellow stuff there is NO cheese... you should check it man...
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>>692694195
rEErol
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Listen bossman all i'm trying to tell you is to ask her about "The mayonnaise incident." We uhh.. We think it's still up there.
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>>692694226
dubs this
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my favorite thing was when she let me eat cereal out of her asshole
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>>692694306
Fuck yes, rollllll
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>>692694159
Any pics of girl?
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rolling for feel the burn faggot nigger
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>>692694306
Let me summon the gets
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I hope your massive penis pleases her in ways my inadequacy couldnt
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>>692694483
winnrar
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you are right. she have a very hungry hole. she ever tell you about the cucumbers ?
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>>692694362
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>>692694466
WINRAR
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"Let me slobber on that Johnson"
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>>692694466
>>692694466
>>692694466
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>>692694306
Roll
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>>692694457
fuckin kek'n roll
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>>692694596
allow me to reroll myself !
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>>692694466
Oh yes
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>>692694457
roll with pic
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why do you hate talking about it? I mean, I still have the strap on she used to bug me with... I can UPS it to you. Just lemon pledge the tip and that's like new...
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I couldn't get her off
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>>692694195
Rerool
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>>692694457
roll
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Fuck, so many dubs
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>>692694457
Rolling
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you probs got more stds then a thai hooker
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>>692694841
but send the pic
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She starred in daisys destruction
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>>692694841
Forgot the photo.
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>>692694841
Send the pic god damn it
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>>692694860
rolling for this
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>>692694841
>NOT SENDING THE PIC
OP, how shit are you?
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>>692694841
Post picture op
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this looks fake. im out
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>>692694457
Rollerino!
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Post a pic of the girl also, faggot. We need to see what you're beta ass is missing out on.
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She told me her fantasy is to be raped by a gang of black dudes. Enjoy being cucked.
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>>692694195
REROLLIO
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>>692694195
And another one
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>>692694999
>>692695000
Check'd
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>>692695100
Shit, don't send this. Didn't mean to dubs get.
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>>692694841
you didn't send the fucking picture
>>692694999
>>692695000
holy shit two trips in a row
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say your dick is gonna bei n more pain then a jew in a oven
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fuck my ass sometime
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>>692695000
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>>692694195
Aaaaaaand another one
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>>692694999
>>692695000
WOW
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does she cuck you out to tyrone and edson those two niggers that come round and fuck her on tuesdays ? i was freaked out at first, watching that huge black cock slide into her. i got over it though as Edson's black cock slid up my ass. was sweet bro.
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>>692694966
Aye
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>>692695199
WOWWOWOW
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OP here, what pic?
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Hey, wanna see my penis? Got these weird spots.
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>>692694195
KeK! I beseech thee to make this dubs! REROLL
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>>692695311
WOW
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>>692695299
the one of the baby in the trash
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>>692695299
Hi >>692694306
Nigger this one
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>>692695299
The photo in this fucking post, asshat.
>>692694306
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>>692695299
the baby in the bin pic
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This is fake.
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>>692695410
GREG THE DADDIO IS MADDIO
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>>692692464
Roll-ing up a
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"Anyways the reason why im messaging you is because Rebecca wanted to invite me to a MMF three way and wanted to check if your okay being bummed?" THIS OP
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>>692694306
fucking roll, for the pic.

>This was the child we had.
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>>692695410
Oh shit its the hulk, no body wants the green dick bro!
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anne frankly have fun
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>>692695265
reroll
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Hes a fag! Kek
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OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET. COCKMUFFIN
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>>692695558
Whenever I drink caffeine my nipples get hard.
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feel the burn youjewish cunt
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>>692695755
fucking winrar
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Wanna come to the klan ralley? I invited Rebecca and told her she could bring one guest. We would love to have you.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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The reason im messaging is not because im angry at you or her, im jealous at her, she sented me so many pics of your hard cock and i really want....need it, can we please hang out and fuck so i can be your girl?
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Hey I'm on 4chan, and I made a thread. If anyone gets a reply with the last two digits of their post the same I say what they tell me to.
Hence this post, dubs get.
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>>692695747
This
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>>692695000 >>692694457
OP don't forget about this one!!
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>>692695746
yep, Deffo Fake. using the word Faggot was a mistake, That makes it fucking obvious it's fake.
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>>692695746
You call me a faggot?I bet you're "Bi" for sure......GAY
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>>692695746
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Sent the pic
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>>692695747
roll
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I fucked a dog in the ass while it ate her out once, shit was fuckin cash man
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