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>>692648729
Quantity v quality.

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42

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27

>>692648729
Who's that albino monkey?

>>692648729
18
1

>>692649016
Translation: I fucked only one girl and don't like to be reminded of my failures so I tell people it doesn't matter the number so long as 1 was great even if it was years ago

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12 (if i count hookers it's more like 23)

>>692649016
>doesn't say the number

Kek I bet you're a virgin or a 40 year old who got laid once in college

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all your moms

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23
Registered sex offender, so my number ends there.

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11

26
4

24
4

Is there any hope for my count to be more reasonable?

>>692648729
>18
>3

>>692648729
Age: 85
Women: 56 and a half

>>692649690
If you don't think 4 is a reasonable number at 24 then you'll never be happy with it

>>692648729
19
0

>>692649499
Please tell me how you became a sex offender

>>692649810
>a half
what do you mean by that ? was it a trap?
also
--//--
18
0

18
6

>>692648729
>23
>2

19
1
I could get more, but I don't see any reason too.

>>692649902
Cheated on my girlfriend with a 14yo who lied.

26
and I dunno about fucked but I got a clinton from from two girls and a trap
not all at the same time

>>692650084
What did she lie about? How did that lead to you getting registered did your girlfriend get mad and call the cops or did she blab to her parents?

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>>692648729
> Your age:
22
> Number of women you have fucked:
0, I'm a fag

Thats shitty anon, lola needs to die

>>692648729
18
2

>>692649235
>>692649365
I see how you could think that but no. I married one of the hottest pieces of ass I ever got with. Lost my virginity at 13, started dating the wife at 22. Honestly I've lost count and have subscribed to the quality over quantity mentality. If i had to guess it's in the higher teens but less than 20. so

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< 20

>>692650325
>homo comes into a "post how many girls you fucked" thread just to say he's gay

Typical fag, always need to tell people how they're gay in unnecessary moments

>>692648729
26
15

>>692650258
She lied about her age. I thought she was in college. I didn't care, I was just sneaking around to cheat. Parents found out and that was that.

>>692648729
>23 yo
>Now married but I've actually fucked 4 chicks, would have been 2-3 more if I had been carrying a condom, and another 5 or so girls have blown me.
>Used to care so much about sex/virginity, didn't lose it until I was 17
>Now I do so many drugs that we only fuck like once a week
>I had the high libidio to begin with so meh

Meh

>>692649235
Would you rather fuck 1 girl 1000 times or fuck 3 girls 1 time each?

>>692648729
Officially 18, unofficially 19
0

>>692650658
Yes

>>692648729
>turned 25 in June
>0
I'm gay. Had the opportunity once, thought I might as well experience it, and couldn't get hard.

>>692650718
What the fuck does that even mean

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01 (wife)

>>692650718
Are you a refugee that lied about your age?

>>692650841
I live in a shitty third world country where parents are allowed to change stuff in your birth certificate for i-have-no-fucking-idea reasons

>>692648729
36
0 (am a faggot, not a virgin though)

>18
>o
Truth i swear

>>692650325
>>692650816
>>692651047

Nobody gives a fuck about you fags this thread is clearly for straight people. Go flaunt your dick sucking in the appropriate threads

Just one, my current gf

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0

>>692651249
You fucked "o" amount of women? I didn't know that was possible

>>692648729
all these high figures, and i thought i was impressive.

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34

>>692651337

hey hey hey, what about the lesbians

>>692648729
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0

>>692648729
Fucked 4 (1 was cousins daughter), bj from 3 others, tried to fuck 1 but she was too tight and couldnt get it in so she blew me
35

>>692650325
>>692650841
>>692651047
Of course, just like vegans you fags have to sneak your way into something that has nothing to do with you.

>>692651562

that's truly disgusting

>>692651394
O stands for 'o' shit nigga you got so many bitches tuggin on yo dick but aint fuck none of deez hoes?

>>692648729
35.
I've lost count.

>>692651819
Cant count passed 2?

>>692651562
>0
then who/why are you shaving your pubes into a hitler stash?

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1

30
12 not counting hookers

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5

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>>692648729
18
0, girls are icky
not including 1nighters about 15 guy have had me.

>>692651955
ban

32. Over 200. I was a nightclub bartender during most of my 20's.

>>692651819
Yeah if I was your age and didn't fuck anybody I'd do my best to repress it too

>>692651955
MODS

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16

16 3

19
1 (11 guys tho no homo)

>>692652099
Fuck off fagget.

19 and 32

>>692652337
>>692651955
Reported, enjoy your bans

>>692648729
40
4

2 were one offs, 1 was my gf now wife, 1 was her best friend, it lasted a year on the side.

>>692652155
Fucking keked

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1k

I'm porn fucking star

>>692652562
share some private pictures

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0
Seemed easy in high school but now that I'm in college people only interact with you when they have to. I'm not too ugly but it shouldn't be this bad

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>>692648729
>83
>0

Not even lying.

29.
2

Whatever. I'm garbage.

>>692650625
If you werent an offender do you think you'd be on /b/? Just a theory that everyone on here is a delinquent of some form.

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.5 only fingered a chick

>>692652683
Post timestamp of your old ass then

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1

>>692652681
Instagram
Send nudes
????
Fuck
????
Profit

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>>692652696
I'd fuck you

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1
(Current GF, we fucked +80 times in about 10 months)

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10

>20
>2
First was an ugly fattie when I was 14 and horny.
Second is my current qt gf since I was 18.

>>692652847
Bet shes a fat slut and your a horny little nerdy motherfucker

>>692652847
enjoy your ban

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34

>>692652980
Gonna marry her?

>>692652820
Quit making me blush. I'm a faggot of the highest order. Don't make yourself look bad,

>>692648729
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2

26
0

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3

>>692653097
I never look bad! Every side is my good side and jokes on you i'm female, the pic is me

>>692652997
Nahh, we're pretty normal both if you ask me.

>>692653002
Age of consent in my country is 16

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9 girls 10 prostitutes 2 traps

>>692653292
Russia?

>>692653077
I'm too young for that now. But we'll see what happens. As of right now I don't see us splitting up anytime soon.

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10

>>692653386
Scandinavia

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4

>>692648729
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>>692653292
Age of consent doesn't matter you have to be 18+ to be here fucking idiot. Good job on admitting you're underage, again enjoy your ban

>>692653250
What pic? There are no girls on 4chan.

>>692653292
Enjoy your ban from 4chan because you're underage b& you fucking newfag

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>23
>11
feels bretty good.
pic related. #10

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>>692653460
If this gets dubs you have to propose to her tomorrow with no warning

>>692653508
Post pics euro chicks are hot

>>692648729
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1

>>692653697
Reported

>>692648729
34
1
My life has been on hold for the past 10 years

>>692653592
>Newfag
Been on Here since 2012 (4 Years)

>>692653811
Nobody cares

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>>692649016

There's no such thing as quality pussy. There's pussy you smashed and pussy you didn't. Talking about "quality" only makes you a faggot. Don't put that shit on a pedestal.

>>692653739
I'm sleepy now boiz
Someone post me a lulliby to grant me sweet dreams

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>>692648729
18
0
>just fucking kill me

>>692653888
Iknow, but still

Hey! Nice trips

>>692654023
You're barely 18 stop being a fucking whiny baby

>>692654023
>just fucking kill me
K lol wanna meet up?

>>692654070
I don't remember giving you permission to reply to me

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>>692653902
ur retarded

>>692648729
20

1 female prostitute

5 guys

>>692648729
41, 40

I'm 1 behind. I need to get my wife to find another girl for a threesome. Been really slacking on that.

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>>692653811
>claims he isnt a newfag
>arrived in 2012 at 12 years of age

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>>692653902

>>692648729
12 years old
Fucked eight people.

>>692648729
>25
>1

>>692654206
It's true doe..

Whats you guys views on hookers? Are thery worth what you pay?

>>692648917
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahha

>>692648729
29
7 women
5 men

>>692651024
Reasons like youor dad was out of town nine months before you were born?

>>692654351
If you arrived in 2012 then you're cancer

>>692654364
No, only worth it if you're really horny and haven't had sex in a while

>>692654455
Does this thread say how many woman AND men you fucked? No? Then don't post that nobody cares about that fag shit

>>692654568
You had a bad 'man' experience didnt you?

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5

34
Probably 30 or so. Too lazy to write it out and I always get a "oh ya" that skank missing when I try.

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8 women
3 men
I'm surprised I haven't got aids or some shit

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9

>>692654677
Yeah for some reason gays feel the need to tell everyone about their escapades when the situation doesn't call for it

>>692654832
Wanna know how many guys i fucked?

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about 200

/oldfag

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>>692648999
Chek'd

>>692648729
23.
0.

>>692654832
Nobody asked you to post this thread full of lying twees either, faggot. But you did anyway.

>>692654988
You one of them vietnam vets that raped all those gook bitches?

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0

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9

22
7
And a whole lot of missed opportunities

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9

>>692648729
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1

>>692655123
>>692655123

nope...draft was over when i turned 18.

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>>692648729
54
99 women
was hoping to hit 100 but have cancer now so whatever

>>692655305
You must have dealt with some servere bush.

>>692650011
>I could get more, but I don't see any reason too.
{{{{{implying}}}}}

26.
3.

2nd one was just 2 times though, on the 2nd and 3rd date. Never had one-night stands.

19
0

fingered my cousin when I was 12 tho

>>692655092
Don't get upset nobody cares about your degenerate sex acts faggot this thread is straights only

>>692651337
they literally only came to this thread to say "oh im gay btw!" attention whoors

>>692655417
>>692655417

true...i didn't get a good look at a pussy until the late 80's. Was a pleasant surprise the first time i saw a bald one

>>692648729
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3

>>692648729
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>>692655546
Here on 4chan we support equaltiy to all ethnic groups, religious factions, and sexual orientations.

>>692655546
>implying

Take your repressed urges and fuck off. Hearing about gays doesn't upset straight people, just closet cases.

>>692648729
ITT: fags posting just to get attention for being gay even though the thread clearly says women. attention whores tbqfhwyf

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Women are superficial, lacking self-confidence, and overall generally stupid. I don't even care about getting laid anymore.

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>>692655808

>Here on 4chan we support equaltiy to all ethnic groups, religious factions, and sexual orientations.

he's right you know

>>692655810
>DURRRR IF U INSULT GAY PEOPLE THAT MEANS YOURE SECRETLY GAY1!!!1

What is this elementary school?

>>692655905
If you are 12 you didnt fuck, you got fucked.

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>polchan.net 

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>>692655912
>I'm a loser, fat, and ugly. Women don't find me attractive at all and my personality sucks but instead of working on my issues I decided to just shift the blame on them.
.

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0

25
12-14 or so

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>>692656167

>meanwhile I continue to judge others actions solely based on an assumption and that I can only presume these things because of my own Freudian slips.

Does it count as a woman if they're under 18?

26 and 4. I dont need to hook up with mad chicks to get laid all the time. Loyalty goes a long way bruh

>>692648729
20
20
7 were bc of my cuckqueen gf
And I've only fucked 5 since graduating

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0

>>692649235
translation: i fuck a lotta fatties

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1 - my wife

Im not into "hey guys i fucked over 13332256 bitches and shit was cash"

You should probably know having sex with your beloved one, knowing all little secrets on how to both fully reach sexual pleasure CANT be achieved with a random one night gal. Prove me wrong

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3

>19
>0

About a dozen women, and literally hundreds and hundreds of men.

I was an A+ hooker.

>>692656814
Idk man, I rarely fuck a girl only once, usually I get booty called until I'm bored of her.
You're right about having once partner tho, asuming there sex drive doesn't dip or they don't get fat then it's great to know everything about them

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2

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>>692651383
same /b/ro. I feel you.