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>>692620780
you look like a massive faggot
>>692621096
I wish
>>692620780
moar pls
>>692620780
nicely shaven and looks good
would play with/10
>>692622349
this
>>692622487
cute
you look like a bottom, show hole
>>692622639
would suck
>>692620780
9.6834023/10
>>692622639
post kik please
>>692622639
>>692622995
no.info7
Damn these are some good cawks.
>>692622639
Femanon, 8/10
8 1/2
>>692623358
thanks madame
>>692620780
Yes.
>>692622141
No.
>>692622487
Yes.
>>692622576
No.
>>692622639
No.
>>692622867
No.
>>692622887
Maybe. So-so on this one.
>>692622995
Another maybe.
>>692623063
A maybe leaning toward a yes.
>>692623444
Yes, wish it was uncircumsized. The trips make it forgiveable.
>>692623801
Any details in your decisions ?
>>692623590
I'd prefer sucking it over fucking it.
>>692623609
No.
My dick is only 4.5 hard can i fix it? Will i ever fuck?
What do you think
>>692623933
Faggot detected.
>>692623881
I'm mostly into other women so I'm kinda picky when it comes to dicky.
>>692620780
strong base, uncircumsized, stands well on it's own, good girth, perfect length,nice looking head, crotch doesn't look prickly. Nice thighs to boot.
>>692622141
Maybe it's the angle, but it seems to kind of droop to the left. Not much character to it, and I prefer a girthy head that roughly equals the base. It's not bad-it's just not my type.
>>692622487
It's small at the base but girthy and really, really smooth. I'd wanna suck it. It's just pretty. I probably wouldn't fuck, suck preferred with this one.
>>692622576
Too big, it looks like it might have a weak base. It's feel long and uncontrolled, like a cucumber beating around loosely. It just doesn't scream 'pleasant sensation' to me.
>>692622639
I don't care for balls. This one looks depressed. It looks erect, but not excited. Does that make sense?
>>692622867
No, reminds me of the cucumbery one earlier. Same review. It's practically the same dick.
>>692622887
I love the head shape and the length looks good if not a little too long, but it might be a bit skinny for me.
>>692622995
Seems like a suck-not-fuck.
>>692623063
I love everything but the base.
>>692623444
Love everything but the dry look. I really, really wish it were uncircumsized.
-das reviews
>>692623936
technically its not broken so there is nothing to fix. if nothing else, get a hooker. Or rape is an option also
>>692624371
hahahaha/10
Rate?
>>692624056
Fem actually, just wrote the review one.
>>692623962
I would want to fuck this one if it curved upward a bit ore and stood very firmly on its own.
>>692624371
No on this one. Nothing fundamentally wrong with it. Just looks...young? I guess? Maybe I'm a fan of the heftier side but this looks like a smaller/younger person to me, and that turns me off.
>>692620780
https://discord.gg/012OE9ge1GbnLicdx
come visit b dic sharing gen.
>>692621485
>>692622141
>>692622141
>>692622487
>>692622576
>>692622639
>>692622867
>>692622887
>>692622887
>>692622887
>>692622995
>>692623063
>>692623444
>>692623590
>>692623609
>>692623962
>>692624371
>>692625154
>>692625052
>>692625038
>>692625154
hahahahaha/10
you jelly?
>>692625038
I'd fuck it, it's got a clit-holster at the base. Fuck yeah. Those're rare.
>>692625052
Yes. Wish it were a little girthier/looks a bit dry. If it's not prickly from the shave, that's a plus.
>>692625154
Long and skinny. I don't like it for fucking, but a lot of girls do. I'd suck it.
>>692625421
im so sorry
>>692625417
That would likely make an interesting fuck. Wouldn't suck, though.
>>692625421
It needs girth and moisture, and the massive balls are taking its attention away.
Are my reviews offending anyone? Trying to be honest without crushing souls, here.
>>692625721
Wouldn't suck or fuck, but this one looks nice for anal...
>>692620780
8/10 OP, nice
Webm edition.
>>692625591
Iv never heard the term clit holster before haha, care to explain?
>>692625721
hahaha/10
>>692623801
>>692623933
>>692624934
>>692625206
>>692625591
>>692625792
>>692625845
Ok, getting lazy now. Fem out. Good dickins, guys. 'nite
its shy
>>692625417
>>692625792
Thanks! Any reason why you wouldn't suck?
>>692626035
nice socks babydoll, whip it out yo
>>692625938
It's not a common term, don't worry. Just, at the front of the base of your dick, that part that bumps up a bit when you're erect. It makes it easier for girls to have a clitoral orgasm with it as long as it's wet and isn't prickly from shaving. If she's riding cowgirl and has control of her hips, a girl can enjoy those quite a bit when getting close to orgasm.
>>692626035
yup, take it out
>>692626145
Yeah, the head looks super-uncomfortable for deepthroating, which I enjoy while giving blowjobs.
Add me on kik: marc69241
Smooth teen
>>692626363
Haha, I've heard the same thing before, which sucks because I love when they can deep throat.
>>692626228
>>692626308
but its shy
Rate ~
>>692626509
it can hide in my mouth
>>692626509
you gotta take it out for the dick rating thread!
how about mine?
My dick size changes so it was on the smaller side this pic but gets the job done.
>>692626491
Yeah, it literally kind of reaches over and down for the gag button. It's pretty simple to gontrol it, but rubbing a goddamn plum on it will make anyoe vomit, regardless of their ability. Maybe try to find someone who will apply a bit of vaseline and go reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaallllllly slowly. You're gonna have to discipline yourself to not rock your hips while she's at it or you're gonna have puke dick and a ruined night, though.
>>692626662
no thats lewd >:(
>>692626671
hmm okay
>>692626846
You look like my ex
>>692626846
Not as small as I was expecting! I'd suck it
>>692627055
>filename
ich seh denn den Kampf alda hahahaha
>>692626269
I'll keep that in mind, ironically, cowgirl is one of my favorite positions. So I'll try to make use of this "holster"
>>692626965
was he cute?
>>692627010
ty man
>>692626811
Yeah, the rocking my hips thing has stopped a bj midway before..
>>692627055
Physically could not fuck it, but it would be fun to suck
Why am I still in this thread
It's almost 6 in the goddamned morning.
>>692627222
The trips agree.
>>692627228
Yes, but stole the first thing I ever got at an expo after saying he/she'd 'borrow' it for a week. My collar. Moved up to Oregon with it and never heard from again.
Here's mine, I have shite balls before anyone methions that too
>>692627266
Don't do that to people who take on the challenge, man...xD
>>692627519
You have shite ball m8
>>692627463
fuck that shit. what a faggot
>he/she
so was it a tranny?
also what kinda collar? got mine at a furfag con.
well.. friend got it for me when he went there.
its best
>>692627572
Bruh :'((
>>692627284
>>692625879
What do you think about mine?
>>692623609
your dick looks like it's ready to claim its pension
>>692627535
I do feel bad but I can't help it! Haha
>>692627687
Yeah, I actually helped him dress up for his first 'her' day. It was pretty fun. Did the hair all spiky. So pretty.
It was a black studded collar with a chain leash. I got it at AX Los Angeles. I had always wanted a human dog collar. Finally saved up and got one. :'(
>>692625879
Not bad, but not my type. A little straight and uncharacteristic, a little long for me. But not bad.
>>692627921
But that damn plum, man...you gotta learn.
>>692628249
man that's what you get for dating a transfag
shits a bad idea.
i kinda want another collar maybe with spikes and shit for when i top but idk
they are expensive
nerd cock
Rate me
>>692628436
It was alI could afford that year. The con's actually going on right now, my roommates are there without me.
>>692622576
Pretty amazing looking dick.
Shitty walls though.
>>692628734
turn up there and beat em up
>>692626681
Damn impressive
>>692629189
They're kind people. I just don't have money for it this year.
>>692627055
Hahaha! Klein alles!
>>692629569
>they didn't let you hide in a suitcase
shit friends/10
>>692628621
Get a handle on that Bush and you're in good shape
>>692629668
you've got me there
>>692629189
how ugly is ur manface?
http://i.4cdn.org/b/1467463637251.jpg too lazy to re-save. It's lit.
>>692630001
got em
>>692630018
well i don't look like a girl because im not a tranny
but i look like a pretty damn cute boy
Flacid, a rate would be appreciated
>>692630394
8.5/10
rate
>>692631787
Fake
>>692631378
No one gonna rate me? :(
>>692632466
Not you.
>>692632332
8/10
Can we see it hard?
>>692631378
9/10
More?
r8 dis
Any loads?
>>692633410
10/10. More? Kik?
No one has a girthy dick like mine!
Would anyone here be willing to do a cock/cum tribute for an anon? preferably record it?
It'd be a milf
>>692634012
I'll post more
so many uncircumcised dicks here, amerifags must be asleep. love it <3
>>692635496
3/10
>>692634175
>filename
is that a tumor tho
Anyone got a photo of a deflated cock surrounded by lumpy cum?
Rate
>>692622576
Nice
>>692622639
would deepthroat in a sec given half the occasion
>>692623590
very nice
>>692626671
VERY nice
>>692636281
mmm holy girth
Never had any complaints
>>692636530
Thanks buddy from
>>692622639
>>692623590
Top of head
>>692636362
??????
suck me ? :3
>>692636750
Nice looking head
Throw my cock into the ring again. Why not.
>>692635128
bump
>>692637279
Yes please
rate
>>692637632
9/10
>>692637279
7.5/10 would gag
>>692637632
would ride/10
is a 6.8"*4.8" cock big enough? i feel as if i should be girthier
>>692637632
moar? different angle perhaps? i'm in love
>>692638951
You should send us a pic, so we can see
kik: wovonman
>>692637632
Daaaaamn that is nice
>>692639265
10/10 damn I would lick your precum
>>692639265
Wow. 9/10
>>692620780
FUCK OFF AND DIE FAGGOT
>>692639630
Nice body, good job mate
> no bully
>>692639840
wow... definitely 10/10
>>692639840
bullshit
>>692636281
More?
>>692639840
wow, tits aswell? gay af
>>692639840
this >>692640011
change the filename next time, faggot
>>692639840
Kik or skype? Please post moar
>>692640452
This pic is much better than the other
Rate plz
>>692640610
16/17
Suck?
Plz no bully
First post
Rate please
This one is mine
Send me all your dick picks to facebook elena.p.alvarez.3 ;)
top tier dicks:
>>692620780
>>692622639
>>692625878
>>692635409
>>692643421
Cock looks good but don't shave it completely and then leave hair all around it
>>692643334
Great veins
>>692620780
here is mine. what do you think guys?
>>692644432
8/10 I'd say. Very nice
>>692646360
10/10. Looks too good to be true
Rate please
>>692623444
9/10 the only thing making it better, would be a larger vein in the middle>>692623609
8/10 would lick the dryness out of it
Tell me what you think..
Rate my meat please!
>>692648949
Its sexy af id love a ride ;) 10/10
>>692648670
7/10
>>692650177
8/10. Looks like it's good to suck
>>692646240
Cheers m8
Tell me about it
>>692651750
The position of the fingers tells me that you are exaggerating its size.
Still, good meat, 8/10, how big is it? 7.5X5?
>>692651935
7.5 to 8 depending on how hard I get. I haven't measure girth though
>>692652426
Glad to see someone with a similar dick bwoi. 7.5 reporting, can make 8 but it pushes it a little bit. But I got a 6 inch girth, which is good.
How do you get your tip to stop being dry?
>>692652842
Lotion. Also I Pre cum heavily when it's rock solid it gets pretty juicy
>>692652842
Great thickness btw
>>692653492
Thank you. I'm glad that some people are nice.
> polchan.net
>>692632589
breed me/10
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