/NZG/ New Zealand General
Christchurch fuckery edition
>Christchurch
Evening fam
Dunners reporting.
From a shed in Chch.
dunners reporting in, cozy night for some whiskey
Christchurch reporting for duty
Wellington reporting in.
have a youtube if anyone cares
www.youtube.com/wagacsgo
Yoza boys. I make Overwatch vids. Come show me some love
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgihSBy7EsitZVmR7uUf44g
>>692607502
Fuck your plug bro
>>692607502
nah fuck off with your advertising your channel
>>692607502
Overwatch is for women cunt. Probably live in Cannons Creek you lower class homo.
Woke af
Where the noods at? Also where tf are IDs
TGA reporting in
so why this so dead tonight
nudes thread anyone?
Where da dunedin nudes at?
Im planning to move to new zealand. Im in uk at the moment. How hard is it to get a job there? What are typical prices of rent? Food? What is the minimum wage? How good looking are girls and guys?
>>692609998
Yea do it /b/ro
>>692610228
cool anyone else keen
dunedin reporting wassup fam
>>692610141
Really depends where you move to, a lot of variation
>>692611598
Lets say more busy/popular place
>>692608505
Have you got a nickname?
>>692609998
post what u got here
Reporting in.
What's everyone doing tonight?
>>692612699
got way too much to post it all lol
>>692612880
How about u post names of who u got then
Never see any chch nudes :(
>>692613015
u got any to trade
>>692611891
used to, havent used it in years
>>692612813
Mushie hunting with 4 other 4channers kek
>>692613158
Sadly no
>>692613733
good luck friendo
South D TAB just got robbed
>>692614075
which girls did you want?
>>692614101
lel
anyone got some decent nz voyeur? never get tired of catching my sis friends
>>692614101
hellen clarke
>>692614179
Chy D
Liana P
>>692614179
Ghetto booty Grace
>>692614280
Helen
>>692613523
What was it?
>>692614282
dont have them, where they from?
>>692614282
>>692614328
Samefag
Dunedin reporting in
How are we? Shit's ded
>>692615564
Ships live up in chch
Dunedin reporting in. Where is DumplingsAnon at?
I want to poke those hot rugby players butthole. Just the whites, not the native ones.
>>692606615
Bloody gooks.
>>692616190
Same.
>>692611711
Auckland had plenty of jobs but pretty much top 5 most expensive place to live in on earth. Wellington is second biggest city, cheaper a bit and moderate amount of jobs depending on skill ~ multi cultural as good food
>>692616957
Auckland's now the most expensive city in the world relative to wages
I fucking hate Shortland Street but that woman who plays Victoria is so cute
>tfw you will never have a cute murder-fu
>>692617864
commuting into town every day makes me want to kill myself
>>692614705
Horse
>>692615770
here
>>692615666
Cool trips man
>>692615666
Satan lives
>>692615666
Totally radical trips mayne
>>692618106
Dubs gets her snapchat
>>692619419
Fuck off nude fag
>>692619473
You must be from chch. Forgot you faggots only like naked guys down there. My bad.
>>692619883
>he doesn't acknowledge nudefags are what ruined /nzg/
>>692620189
>He thinks it was nudesfags that ruined /nzg/
>>692620362
nudefags and the idbro doxxing attempts were what killed it
>>692620506
I can doxx all of you cuntz. Your fucking linux systems will have smoke pouring out of all 3 of your fucking 1.0 usb ports mark my fucking hashtags faggots
>>692618481
Where are my dumplings bro?
Bumping for hashtags
>>692620752
I've got some if you want. about ten. pick ups central
>>692620954
Its pretty cold lol I dont know if walking for some dumplings is worth freezing my dick off.
>>692606615
Why is New Zealand so gay? Whenever I see one of these threads I check to see if there's any hot kiwi bitches but whenever anybody asks about nudes everybody gets pissed off and tells them to leave?
New Zealand is actually just a country of faggots.
>tfw you start a good thread on /pol/
>>692621014
weak
well theyll still be here, thre frozen
>>692621028
Oh now wait just one second and take ya dick outta ya mums cunt ya cunt.
>>692621099
lol be honest bro you dont plan on having some random dude show up to your place to eat some dumplings now do you?
>>692621028
youre not wrong
>>692621028
I know. I was legit about to time stamp a bitches ass and "write new zealanders are faggots" but I don't think I want to waste my marker pen now.
>>692620506
He'll be back
>>692621028
most faggot country of earth tbh fam
>>692621028
Anyone from the North Island is pretty much a Chink. Honestly, they are worse than Leafs.
Ignore them.
>>692621028
it's almost like nudefags are cancer or something
nz is a fag country though, you're right about that
>>692621313
Fuck off you racist cunt. Some of them are curry munchers too
>>692621170
>eat them
I thought he'd just pick them up and leave?
>>692610141
Easy to get a job if you have a skill/work experience/a good cv.
NZD prices:
In Dunedin, I flat with 4 other people, we pay $126 each per week. It's an extremely shit flat though
I reckon you can easily live off less than $5 for each lunch/dinner. I probably spend $80ish a week at a guess for food
Minimum wage is like $15.50 or something before tax.
I spend $30-50 per month on power (should spend more)
$20 for 1Gbps fibre internet a month
A lot of the girls are fucking feral but there's the odd fit one
>>692621393
lol. It was a funny joke while it lasted brother gg.
Me and my lil nigga, North Shore here
>>692621368
dont forget the sooty natives
>>692621313
that's only because all the islanders are in jail
>>692621313
wuts leafs anon
>>692621393
He wants the puss.
>>692615666
nice numbers fam
>>692621475
Canadians, you Cuck. Honestly, I'm worried about you cunt
Chubby Auckland slampig.
>>692606615
>>>/soc/
READ. THE. FUCKING. RULES.
>>692620677
AhahAHhaHAh PLz Do SomethIN to Meh skidiot.
Bet you CanT
-Code
-SWAT
-DOX
-HacK
-SetUp mIRC
-CaNt bot heArdd
-
#UNDOXABLEGODOFNEWZEALAND
#SWAG
>>692621651
Fuck off dude.
>>692621439
Man $126 paid by four people for a shit flat? mate, downsize to one flat rate and rent a smaller place for cheaper but nicer. I pay $250 in the middle of town. Ive seen a two bedroom place go for the same down the road and its a solid nice place.
Youve got references now, time to upscale
>>692621499
he aint gettin it
>>692621625
Take that disgusting pig to k-road. Nobody here wants to see that disgusting bitch
>>692621625
>wasnt interested till i was that ring
i guess im just fucked
>>692621666
What the swag did you just yolo to me you little faggot? Do you know who I am? No you don't cause I have over four vpn's running through a master vpn running through my neighbours wifi, which I HACKED. You're fucking dead buddy. I will release all of your debit card statements' I will release the serial number of your subway card. Your fucking life will be over you piece of shit.
>>692621651
>being this new
>>692621768
Your full of shit. I own a 2 bedroom 120m2 townhouse and I only rent to hot slits that can play xbox
>>692621768
>paid by four
I meant four pay 126
>flat rate
flat mate fml
Jaffa reporting in
>>692621625
Where can I find this m'lady, good sir?
>>692621808
You like the ring?
>>692621439
This kid is actually fucking retarded.
It's easy to find a job if you're a fuckwit student working minimum wage one or two days a week.
Good luck finding a decent place in the city for less than 500 a week.
$5 for lunch and dinner this kid is eating exclusively ramen noodles and fucking potatoes. Meat and dairy? Fucking forget about it. Milk is like 7 dollars a gallon and chicken is like 16 bucks a kg and that includes the fucking skin.
Power bills easily double and sometimes even triple in the winter because the houses are made of cardboard and don't have insulation or weather stripping around windows/doors. They also don't have furnaces/central heat for some fucking reason so you spend all your god damn winter either chopping wood or paying hundreds of dollars a month using shitty little electric heaters that use more power than an elephant's vibrator.
New Zealand is expensive and it's shit. It's nice to look at but there's literally nothing to fucking do and there's this myth about how New Zealanders are nice people? Bullshit. New Zealanders are SOMETIMES nice but only to other New Zealanders. Stay in the UK if you don't want to waste your money and your life.
>>692621938
Forgot price, I charge $200 includes parking in secure complex on North Shore. Only extra is $20 per week for bills.
>>692621028
Our neets and weirdos are all Faggy McQueers.
>>692622038
She's my fiance, m'sir.
>>692621625
Tits or gtfo
>>692622196
Lucky man.
>>692622128
what kind of work are you in?
>>692621600
is there lots of canadians in nz? wut? ive lived in nz since i was a little kid and ive only met like two canadians
>>692622118
this is far more accurate than >>692621439
>>692622196
Keep those pics of your pic in cuckoldworld.com you fucking fag. Nobody cares about the fat slut you had to settle for
>>692622275
>>692622222
>>692622286
Work in real estate, why?
#markmyfuckinghashtags
>>692622344
i appreciate this.
thank you bruv
>>692622287
Probably none if you live outside of Auckland. They are like harmless Americans.
>>692622103
not really, its an average piece
i like what it represents juxtaposed with that wanton white ass
>>692622331
>nowthatswhaticalledgy.jpg
>>692622344
Disgusting pig
>>692622118
>an elephant's vibrator
>>692622584
No. Fact.
We got some fantastic girls in the country, no need to waste bandwidth on a pig
>>692610141
If you cant even afford to visit you cant immigrate lol. If you think you'll only earn minimum wage here you can't immigrate, NZ is very hard to immigrate too, you have to have skills we actually want and need, aka you wont be getting paid minimum wage. You have to have a job offer.
rent varies by where you live. Cost of living is high, if you enjoy buying things online you're fucked, shit takes forever and shipping is a nightmare to pay and wait for. theres plenty of attractive people, just like their are uggos.
>>692622596
But bacon tho?
>>692622103
Why does everyone in NZ think they're better than everyone? You're a New Zealander buddy, you're nobody, get a grip.
>>692622979
I've never heard a new zealander ever express anything even vaguely reminiscent of national pride.
>>692622737
This nigga is truth.
Have skills or fuck off. Even the Pajeets are in the news and being sent back. Only Ching Chong China Man can afford to stay and those guys have to put up with daily assaults. Honestly, if the Maoris see you as a threat, you are literally FUCKED
>>692622737
>NZ is very hard to immigrate too, you have to have skills we actually want and need
Tell that to the half a million ching chongs running mediocre chip shops across Auckland.
That guy doesn't know anything UK anon but seriously, don't bother coming here. It's garbage.
>>692623157
Chinese people can network like crazy though, they're very good at getting into countries and setting up shop.
>>692623055
its literally all they ever talk about, kiwi pride this, number 8 that, new zealands so clean new zealands so great, all backs please do me in my eager bumhole, etc
what did he mean by this?
>>692622911
>>692622979
no kiwis think they are better than the inherantly the best just bc they are from nz
>buddy
but at least we arent americucks
>>692623330
The first American I met threatened me with a knife. FeelsBadMan
>>692623238
It's more the fact they can get loans from their banks with little to no interest.
Same way they buy property in Auckland.
They're also hard working as fuck unlike nigs/whites
>>692622979
>buddy
American detected
Americans are notorious for their superiority complexes, so that's a bit rich coming from you.
>>692623157
>Tell that to the half a million ching chongs running mediocre chip shops across Auckland.
It's still a business that brings money into the economy. A lot of Chinese immigrants get job offers from Chinese business owners, aka Asian restaurants. They make it a necessary stipulation to speak mandarin/Cantonese and have previous asian cooking experience so they can prove to immigration these Chinese immigrants are necessary for their business and other kiwi's arent. Its a "skilled" labour thats "needed"
UK anon is better doing what lots of young tourists do, coming here on a working holiday and seeing if he actually likes the place first.
>>692623441
That's a load of bullshit. American threatening you with a knife and not a gun?
>>692623616
>guns in NZ
>>692623330
>at least we aren't americucks
Oh, did you mean at least you're not from the most powerful, wealthiest, most socially and politically influential nation the planet has ever seen and instead are trapped on a completely irrelevant and pathetic little island tucked away in the corner of the world? Yeah, good thing.
New Zealand is such trash it's almost like Australia lost you underneath the couch and genuinely could not be fucked picking you back up again. How embarrassing.
>>692623659
Remember that nigger who tried to rob the gun store in auckland with a machete. Niggers gonna nig.
>>692623514
No, see, that's my point. It's not a complex if it's true.
NZers are the ones with the superiority complexes because they think they're better than everyone but aren't. Americans act superior because they are.
Very profound difference, friend.
>>692623674
>A wild Ameriblob appeared!
>/nzg/ used Banter!
>It's super effective! Ameriblob is confused!
>It hurt itself in its confusion!
>>692623812
Then lost something down the couch. Then realised too fat and lazy to pick it up.
>>692623784
>taking credit for other people's achievements is ok if we're from the same country
What have you personally achieved that makes you superior anon?
>>692623674
You're dreaming if you think America is the most influential nation in history champ
>>692623784
>Americans are superior
>>692624533
I'm not even American but you're dreaming if you think it isn't. It literally controls the political, economic, and militaristic ebbs and flows of the entire globe.
You don't have to like them but you're a fucking idiot if you don't think they're the most influential and powerful nation in history.
>inb4 Rome, British Empire, etc
Rome didn't have influence over the entire world, they were a political and military powerhouse but they didn't effectively control everything. And the British Empire? America was the catalyst that led to its destruction so...
How do I get a job, bros?
>>692624854
>implying the level of corruption a nation or nation's government may or may not be involved in can be used as a metric for how powerful/influential/SUPERIOR said nation or government is
WOW New Zealand is "less corrupt" than America which is a conclusion some people arbitrarily came to somehow... I guess that means you're better than America, huh? Oh, wait... no. No, it doesn't.
>>692606615
anyone in aucland?
want to talk about me watching the wmoan I used to love kiss some faggot?
>>692625106
>africa
>spawned humans
>>692625360
Vent anon. You're safe here.
>>692625345
you forgot to address the fact we are move democratic
>>692625554
*more
>>692625360
auckland here, for what purpose have you summoned me?
>>692625184
Here you go, bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jjhWcWfCyE
>>692625106
Just because you lack historical knowledge which would show you're wrong doesn't mean you're right. The British Empire at its height was far more powerful than the Americans are. And never mind the industrial revolution.
And its breakdown was largely due to the first world war, not just one single nation. Germany contributed to that as much as or more than America did. Read a book.
>>692625981
This didn't help at all
:(
>>692625554
Define how one democracy can be more democratic than another democracy.
Regardless, it's irrelevant. China is a communist nation. Is New Zealand somehow more powerful/influential/superior to China because you think democracy is better?
How do you consider democracy to be a proper metric for global superiority?
>>692625486
>>692625711
19oo j.messaged meto go to th movies w/ him, his brother, & Her.
he stole her from me, they broke up, 3 years later they'er dating again, & it' brought up shit for all of us.
I miss her.
whos got good drugs in chch?
>>692626477
smoking cones & having cadbury creme to slink nto bed.
I miss her. she was somking but smelled like vanilla.
>>692625184
neoptism+charisma=job
>>692626477
would it help if i cucked him?
i still dont know what you want from me
>>692626718
she was doing her make up in th car, she looks nice blonde bu better brunette naturally,
I'm surprised by my composure & lack of any strong emotion.
fuck I hate weed, this is weak shit tho.
saw th Conjurng 2 @2o4o, got in late after ads.
>>692626278
That moment when you realize you can't talk about an anglosphere country without America somehow coming up
>>692626278
America showed the entire world that the British Empire wasn't untouchable.
Explain how the British Empire was more powerful if you're so sure you have the "historical knowledge". The British Empire ran concurrently with several other Empires. The German Empire nearly crushed them in the Great War. America stands alone and practically unchallenged as the world's only super power. Economically, politically, and militarily.
>>692627073
>That moment when you realize you can't talk about any country in the entire world without America somehow coming up
ftfy
>>692627098
how do you reconcile the fact that america has the most gay niggers?
>>692623327
It's the only way the can cope with the fact that the rest of the world truly doesn't care about them. Even our beloved rugby isn't the most popular sport in our arch rivals country.
k
>>692627329
I'm reconciled by the fact that Trump is coming up and the liberals are finally on their way down.
He may be an unpolished firebrand but he's paving the way for a new socially conservative movement that will consist of real politicians with real substance. One where, in the decades to come, university campuses will no longer have "safe spaces" to protect special snowflakes from other peoples' (gasp) dissenting opinions for example.
Watch this space.
>>692627697
Wow. You are fucking clueless.
You know nothing of what conservatism is.
The man is more than unpolished, there's nothing about him that's conservative.
>>692626950
u can't cuck him, she's too sweet & normiecore to fuck even a chad frm /b/
just crying.
might see her at work tomorrow. she works @ A&E on front esk.
>>692627975
>new socially conservative movement
"New" being the operative word here. Seems like you're the clueless one, friend. Especially so since you seem to consider "conservatism" to be a concrete set of ideals fixed to a certain point on the political spectrum.
People who think in arbitrarily constrictive terms of only red and blue are the truly clueless ones, don't you think?
>>692628316
Fuck bro there are tonnnesss of girls out there, don't waste your life pining after just one. Shit.
>>692626968
haven't written today out & spinning fomth ciggiweeds
I love you /b/, you are th only ones who I eer felt listened to
>>692628504
I'd say people who think in arbitrarily constrictive terms of only red, white and blue are the truly clueless ones
>>692628807
That would have been clever if not for the 35 OTHER tricolor flags consisting of red, white, and blue across the globe.
Including (in case you never noticed) the UK, Australia, and New Zealand, by the way.
>>692628807
>gets completely shut down
>resorts to typical "lololol dumb murrican" behaviour
zozzle
>>692629102
everyone knows 'red, white and blue' is an exclusively amirican meme, dont play the fool with me 'buddy'
>>692629367
That's simply not true at all. On Bastille Day, for example, you can hear cries of Tricolore! or Vive la Tricolore!, etc. across Paris... an obvious reference to their tricolored flag of red, white, and blue.
Do you always place individuals and entire nations into neat little boxes so they're easier for your delicate little mind to understand?
>>692629367
and you can speak personally about how they might do things in countries like Nepal or Liberia can you?
>>692626950
>>692628563
she was the only girl who gave me the time of day in high school, she's just the right kinds of crazy, hes so sweet.
I miss high school.
>>692629801
im not answering that question, its too smug
and i didnt say anything about la tricolore, i said that you know red white and blue (in that specific phrasing) is an american meme
>>692630058
only one option left... the ol' "get drunk and punch him 'n' fug her"
>>692630604
but muh autism.
I could punch him, but I'ld apologize & not b able to even tell her my feelings.
swinging back to wanting to kill myself.
I've already written my will to leave her everything.
>>692630338
>too smug
Please forgive me, I never meant to hurt your delicate, feminine sensibilities.
