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Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>692593479 Hmm. Who were you again? Sorry, I usually nickname people from /waifu/, but I forgot to nick you. I don't find that much fun in TTT anymore.
~Shiro
Still here
Fuck the police coming straight from the underground.
claiming
>>692592583
What kinda cake?
>>692593200
What's up Birb?
>>Shinoa
Almost finished, kinda.
>>692593938
and now i'm going to bed
>>692593924
A young nigga got it bad cuz I'm brown
>>692594025
Goodnight.
~Shiro
>>692593856
Ridetheflame
Ok then how about cs:go
>>692593787
Im not leaving for a little while longer but playing cs at the moment so i moght not eespond right away
>>692592012
>>692594002
>
:p
>>692592035
>mugi
Awww shit
>>692592259
>>692593858
Never a dull moment here
>>692592583
>>692593924
Yup
>>692593324
>maki
The red heads? Natrual ones are really hard to find. Defiantly one of the best girls in ZA WARUDO. But I love me some brunettes. Would be nice to find a non snobby one that's similar to me in man ways
>>692594025
Goodnight.
>>692594002
Chocolate, with chocolate icing.
It's pretty good.
>>692593858
What's up?
>>692594065
And not the other color so police think
>>692594185
Cs:go?
What's your rank?
>>692594333
Kangz n shit
Because you
>Kawaii Baka Desu Waifu Faggots
Make me want to.
QOTT: what is your hair colour ?
im blonde
>>692594333
Checked
>>692594002
Not much
>>692594470
They have the authority to kill a minority
>>692594333
>nice trips
We always party hardy in here
>>692594693
Brown
>>692594185
Not really. I tend to stick to rogue-like single player games, sorry man.
>>692594693
Dark brown
>>692594693
Im a brown/black hair lad. Its too dark to be brown and too light to be black.
Karin claimed!
Claiming best girlie!
>>692594333
>
>Also didn't roll for Maki
>>692594470
Hmmm, interesting...
>Makoto
MG-34 best gun.
>>692594693
Black
>>692594649
Do it, pussy.
>>692594840
Fuck that shit, cause I aint the one.
>>692594813
So are you still going to deny me?
>>692594940
>
>>692594693
Dark brown my nigga
>Kurisu
>>692594906
Derped
>>692594970
Not here to claim, just to say you're taste is in fact superior. I'd share a drink IRL with you sir.
>>692594693
Dark brown, can be mistaken for black if I don't wash it for a week.
>>692595016
For a punk mothafucka with a badge and a gun
>>692595016
>Weaboo calling someone a pussy. Oxymoronic?
>>692595017
I've never actually participated in these threads aside from posting my birb. Please elaborate.
>>692595370
I'm thinking of a different Birb.
>>692595163
Thanks friendo! I'll raise a glass to you this upcoming 4th!
>>692594470
Silver 4 because i cant get below silver 3
>>692594693
Brown
>>692594860
See
>I try so hard and got so far
>>692595477
Yeah you better run
>>692595513
Also, you hyped for S;G 0? I'm getting my friend to watch and he's on 10, waiting for him to see shit hit the fan on 12 so I can laugh at him.
>>692593484
Of course.
>>692593625
Maybe I'm a figment of your imagination. :^)
Kek, it's not really secret. Just exchanged steams is all.
>>692594333
Yep, I love em. You're right about that and being here doesn't help. Kek, you have great taste if you think so. They can be the snobbish kind sadly, something about them screams power and control. One day man, one day.
>>692594693
Sandy Brown.
>>692595009
Shush.
>>692595703
How's the train ride?
>>692595017
what?
>>692595802
Excited? That word doesn't even describe dude. Next year hopefully! Yeah. That train that starts rolling and just doesn't stop dude.
>>692595342
To be beating on, and thrown in jail
>>692595343
I wouldn't think so.
an Oxymoron is a statement that contradicts itself.
A weeaboo calling someone a pussy isn't an Oxymoron.
A good example of an Oxymoron would be:
"I fucking hate niggers but I'd marry Beyonce in a heartbeat."
>>692595593
That's not that bad.
I'm gold nova one at the moment, but I should probably be an MG.
My friends are at that rank and I can hold my own pretty well in there.
>>692596034
I'm not the same birb everyone thinks i am. I'm not on any trains
>>692596156
We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell
>>692596034
I shall not be silenced!
>>692596034
Are you Paz? :^)
I actually have a pic of him~
>>692596156
Truth is I just can't think of a waifu...
>>692596156
I was gn3 before i started deranking
Dont enjoy the game enought to really try anymore
Damn i really want a pizza but nowhere is open
>>692596581
Here is my best idea.
>>692597224
Try again
>>692596261
Fuckin' with me cause I'm a teenager
>>692596581
Took me a while to find mine, too.
If you want to be in the thread, just make one up.
Doesn't really matter.
>>692596938
Make a pizza.
I used to be DMG.
I usually don't try at all unless my rank and/or pride is on the line. Tryharding takes the fun out of it.
>>692594506
Yee boi
>>692594693
Hey black
>>692594751
Thanks
>>692594840
We gonna go big one day. Already end up on youtube. if you haven't seen the vid, Skip to 6:04
https://youtu.be/K5A9BwogXBg
>>692595009
>dat filename
Didn't try at all today. Can't hold that on me
>>692596034
I can't have a snob girl. Makes me want to punch them.
>rolling eyes when they dislike what I say
>that sigh
>that lip tsk sound
>saying "like" I'm just about everything
Fuck no my dude. Didn't even try today. So you can't taunt me :p
.
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
only true waifu
>>692597433
I wish the same to you, goodnight.
~Shiro
>>692595477
grand theft waifu. god please grant me trips.
>>692597433
Goodnight.
>>692597311
Well this is less likely than guyver but why not try.
>>692597596
Close, but no you dirty jew.
>mavis roll
>>692597433
Goodnight my nigga.
>>692597596
Let me show you how it's done.
>Check em
>>692597348
I might make a frozen pizza
I was on the road to silver 1 but after losing 10 games bottom fragging and ranking up on 1 win i gave up and now im just killing bitches
Sometimes ill try if im playing with friends
>>692597433
Goodnight
>>692596241
My mistake then. So what's your favorite Love Live song?
>>692596426
Alright just because I really like that picture I'll let is slide.
>>692596491
No, I'm Psycho Mantis. None of this is real :^)
Oh really now?
>>692597433
I feel ya man. It's a experience that you shouldn't have to put up with if you're going to be with someone. Kek, I wasn't referring to that but you're right. Have a nice night man.
>>692597745
1 more time
Fuck all yall.
>>692597433
I've seen that. Fucking Genji lol
Night!
>>692597348
With a little bit of gold and a pager
>>692597760
no THIS is how you roll
>>692597918
>
>>692597433
Night Smugs.
>>692597981
FAK. Okay.
>>692598122
fucking kill me
>>692598256
Your waifu is disgusting western CRAP!
>>692597918
The universe was created this morning. Prove me wrong :^)
Yup!
>>692597809
Get digiorno.
Yeah. That's usually about the only time I truly try.
>Score is 14-12
>We're losing
>Whole team fucking dies
>1v5
>10HP
>Aceclutch.png
We still lost.
>>692598081
Searching my car, looking for the product
>>692598537
That's hot.
>>692598043
Hiel, Hitler-Senpai~
>>692597918
Either Angelic Angel, Sunny Day Song, or Mogyutto "love" de Sekkin Chuu, or Wonderzone. I dont really have a favorite but i like those a lot
>>692598741
>something something...not having a vampire waifu in current year...
>>692598565
Thinkin every nigga is sellin narcotics
>>692598164
So am I set now?
>>692598565
Thats usually how it goes
So I just got invaded. Got him to half health then he jumped off a cliff. I kekd.
>>692598957
You'd rather see, me in a pen
>>692598998
Feelsgoodandbadatthesametimeman
>>692599152
Dark Souls?
>>692599414
1. Started new because I done goofed more than a few times. Cheesed the asylum demon with black firebombs.
Random post.
>>692599414
We should play
/ridetheflame
>>692599414
Than me and Lorenzo rolling in a Benz-o
>>692599820
What's up, Teamaster.
there is so much homura waifu trash on pixiv that it's unfucking believable.
Well, I'm going to bed now
Goodnight all~
>>692599524
Go fists only pussy.
>>692599877
It's way too late for me to play now, I've got work tomorrow(today?) in 7 hours.
>>692600050
Beat a police out of shape
>>692600324
Goodnight.
>>692600424
I got work at 11 tomorrow
>moka
>>692600324
Goodnight.
~Shiro
>>692600324
GODSPEED DISCOUNT MEGUMIN
>Night fucker~
I'm going to bed, too.
Goodnight.
>>692598145
You cheeky looking cutie.
>>692598363
>>692600324
The mailman delivered your mail yesterday :^)
Huh, wouldn't of thought that. Interesting. Have a nice night.
>>692598807
Those are all nice choices. Kinda hard to pinpoint favorites honestly, each one is so unique in their own way.
>>692600424
Fuck you, I do what I want.
>>692600424
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
>>692600324
no
goodnight 89 cent
>>692600610
why you want heresy?
>>692600126
I just woke up.
Thats about it.
You?
>>692600751
Because she maybe discount but better than you :^)
GODSPEED DISCOUNT MEGUMIN
best loli claimed.
>>692600819
Nice, how'd your sleep go? Any plans for today?
Well, I don't really sleep that much anymore. So I'm just relaxing right now. Was talking to some confusing fag on Steam but he's an entitled bitch so I stopped for a bit.
Just playing some FTL. Eat yet?
>>692600751
Ain't nobody heresy round here. Amatsu and me are pals outside of thread my nigga.
Untermenschen
>>692600916
what is this freak
>>692600911
oh shit :^)
>>692601054
sounds heretic
>>692600916
>best loli
You speak facts my friend
>>692601666
That's not very nice.
>>692601032
Could be bettet. My cat was waking me up the whole time.
Not realy, might just game and maybe mow my lawn.
Kek, what did he do?
No, i still need to get up. Im phoneposting because im lazy.
Okay, I'm off to bed. Night everyone!
>>692602022
Kek, what kinda cat do you have? And sorry they kept ya up, probably just wanted to hang out with ya.
Kek, what games you gonna play.
>Inb4 overwatch
I mowed my lawn a few weeks ago. Could use another go.
He's just got an ego about him. Cute fella, but Christ all mighty is he self-entitled.
>Using 4chan on a phone
Just as ballsy as ever. And shit, I forgot it's Saturday. I'm in a good mood now.
>>692601032
You're still awake?
Are you alright?
>>692602688
Goodnight.
~Shiro
>>692602688
>2016 and not smoking meth. what a pleb.
>>692602800
Well yeah, I just don't sleep all too much anymore. I don't know....
I mean, yeah? I'm fine...just kinda bored I guess. You alright?
>>692602711
>pic
Phone is flipping the images, sorry.
I acualy dont have overwatch and im not planing on getting it any time soon.
I mostly play MGS:V and Kancolle.
Im using clover app, so its not that bad.
>>692603890
>Phone is flipping the images, sorry.
Nah, I know all about phone's being bitches with images. Shit's annoying, I have no problem with it.
>Not planning on getting it any time soon.
Bless your heart, I'm not the only one who doesn't give a shit about that game.
>Kancolle.
You cancel out a plus with a negative.
And nice cat, I was tempted to ask for a pic but I "pussed" out. Cat looks sassy, love it.
Goodnight my niggas.
>>692604221
Goodnight best girlie.
>>692603890
thats a fine cat there you have anon.
What're you listening to /waifu/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CrDd_RcsCE
>>692604111
Its only the camera pictures for some reason.
I mean, its not that bad, a bit annoying to grind but thats about it.
I even forget about it half the time just to be woken up by a loli ship screaming at me.
Puns, they never stop.
>>692604474
https://youtu.be/lInkcvQv2hs
This album.
Miho claimed
>>692604755
Kitty!
>>692604474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENXvZ9YRjbo
>>692604755
Yeah, might be due to their shape or something to why they flip. Really it's quite annoying.
Ahhh, a grinding game. Shiki compared it to a Facebook game if I remember correctly. I personally think it's dumb.
At this "point", you can't blame me.
>>692604474
https://youtu.be/7IkvAb6THQY
>>692605325
Vietnam flashback tank girl
Go to sleep.
>>692605824
Well,yes it is a browser game.
Anyways,i need to go do some stuff.
>>692605983
Ahh, well that lowers my expectations a tad bit.
Alright man, stay safe now. Was nice talking to ya.
>>692605983
Im in TS right now.
Late claim
How the fuck I survived that last match is beyond me, I should have been sunk.
Oh it's you fucks again. I'm just over here still playing the fuck out of Clannad.
claimed (x4)
>>692606527
I usually only see you claim and that's it, maybe I miss you, but your waifu is cute so please post more :o
roll
>>692607154
Such shit taste.
>>692607154
Yea well last thread I only claimed. Was the first waifu thread I've posted in. Were you the one that wanted to claim her last time?
>>692607718
I'll claim any cutie
>>692607482
don't worry I'm working on the 5x5 collage, you'll have to like one
Ayyyyyyy, get fucked.
>Makoto
>>692608828
Nice friendly fire
>>692609122
Hey, they had more than enough time to adjust their course. They smacked into me, not the other way around.
>>692609413
Then slap them in the face. Shit i haven't played WOWS in like 2 weeks
I'm gonna masturbate and sleep too tired to waifu v_v
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