>>692593266
Johnson

http://www.ontheissues.org/Gary_Johnson.htm

Trump.

Can't have a hysterical lesbian in the white house.

Hillary

>>692593564
>>692593656
>>692593767
Nice, first three in three.
None of the above for me. GJ is closest to earning my vote but he just doesn't get there.

>>692593266
Trump.
Way I see it, I'd rather hand the reins over to an honest idiot than someone who's competent yet corrupt.
And fuck it, maybe this is what will finally make people stand up and demand reform.

>>692593266
If the brexit taught me anything its to not vote.

I am just kidding i wasn't going to vote anyways.

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>>692593656

Why not vote for Johnson?

Successful businessman, 2 term conservative governor of a liberal border state (New Mexico), supports due process and civil liberties, moderate non-interventionist that supports the growth of the private sector while also acknowledging that certain environmental measures and individual liberties need to be protected at a federal level.

>>692593656
>>692594459
Don't be a pussy and vote *against* someone you don't like. You have 2 candidates (Johnson and Stein) that are nearing the 15% poll numbers needed to participate in all national debates.

>>692593266
No one. I'm moving to Canada.

>>692594909
>liberal

Milo will have his daddy

>>692595069
not liberal, but definitely blue-leaning

>>692594909
>how to throw away your vote

>>692595069
>>692595314
Not him, but you should be implying
>conservative

He's a classical liberal with the "fiscal conservative" brand. He's essentially for an open border because libertarianism, and he thinks building a wall would be ineffective and a waste of money.

Johnson's OK but he got his schtick from lucking out as a Republican. Weld turned libertarian on a whim and will get chewed out if ever taken seriously. With all of that said I hope both make it to the debates so they can be the people who call Trump and Clinton on their shit. Hopefully some third parties win the general, too.

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I WAS going to vote for Bernie, but now that he's out i'm probably going to vote for Jill Stien.


Kind of the wrong place to ask though, don't you think? 4chan is 60% Stormtrooper, 20% right wingers and 20% indoctrinated 14 year olds who conclude every arguement with memes like the good 'ol ad hominem "cuck" retort. It's like asking /b/tards if they masturbate to trap or if OP is a faggot.

someone needs to photoshop sanders as the penguin

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>>692595786

5% threshold means the candidate's party has full ballot access and access to federal funds for the following election.

15% means their candidate can participate in debates

Even if a candidate doesn't win the election, they can expose the country to new ideas on a national platform and create opportunities for new political parties to enter mainstream American politics.

>>692594909
Meh. I'm sticking with Trump.

We need a wall.

>>692596376
why do we need a wall?

>>692596376
you dumb nigger he won't build a fucking wall.

Trump because FUCK anyone who isn't white. Literally. I am 33 and have never voted but I am voting, for the first time, for Trump. So, yeah. Come at me bro!

>>692594459
>honest idiot

are you serious? dude is a used car salesman. He is about the furthest thing from honest out there.

Hillary because it's about time a woman got into office

>>692596917
>>692597116

obvious shitposts

>>692593767
ur fucking retarded. Why do they let you ppl vote??? Jesus fucking Christ...

Trump. Cuz Fucks kikes. Fuck niggers. Fuck feminists. Fuck spics. Fuck gooks.

It's time a non-cuck White man took charge for a change. Get that monkey out the white house.

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i helped trump win indiana
next... THE WORLD

>>692597205
I'm not happy about it. She's the only competent person left.

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>>692593266

Trump

I am not a Nigger, and I pay attention to politics.

Hillary is gung ho about getting rid of Assad, fuck that and fuck her.

>>692593266
trump, because a country built on racism needs a racist leader.

this world needs another hitler to stop this mudslime invasion and trump will deliver.

PC peddling whore like shillary will drive this nation into even more turmoil

>>692593266
Hillary

ITT: Sheep and Trump dick riding white power faggots.

Don't forget to swallow.

>>692597493
LOL OMG! hillary = competent?! That's like saying your Mom hates dick. LMFAO.

>>692594993
>not being loyal to your nation
Good riddance.

>>692593266

Vermin Supreme

>>692597493
You are a literal chunk of autism.

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>>692593266
I'm voting for Sanders.

Colonel Sanders, that is.

>>692597645
I fully believe that if anyone can stop ISIS, it's Trump.

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>>692593266

>>692598312
You believe this because you are a moron.

The second somebody tells me they're voting for Trump I lose all respect for them and question their intelligence. It's like when somebody tells me they're Christian. kek

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>>692597645

You mean a BETTER Hitler..

Hilter failed. When it was obvious the war was going in the Allies favor he should have had all the Jews killed. Instead there were thousands and thousands of holocaust survivors, makes me sick to know they just walked free.

>>692596552
To Guatemalans out of the US labor market.

>>692598471
because voting for hillary makes you a genius
>in4 bait

>>692596552
So wetbacks can't steal our jobs.

>>692598084
I'd rather vote for her than someone who knows nothing about policy, economics, foreign policy, and government in general.

>>692598536
*keep

>>692596004
I genuinely like some Libertarian candidates, and I much prefer the concept of their party to the GOP today, but they're a bit too left on a few things for me, like borders. Rand Paul was my favorite candidate, if only he had had a shot.

>>692593266
Two Face. He knows how the system works. He experienced. He doesn't just want to watch the world burn.

>are you talking about Two Face or Hillary?
Does there have to be a difference?

Remember to all my fellow Hillary supporters!
Hillary has invested a lot into this election, and now we can vote for her (and her only so fuck you Trumptards) from home!
Just get on your computer, open it up to the Hillary support website, get a jug of bleach and begin furiously gulping it down. You'll start to #feelthebern, so quickly look up whatever autistic porn you're into and try to wank one off before your vote is counted.
We're depending on you!

>>692593266
I'm honestly not sure. I need to be convined that Trump isn't there to ensure a democratic victory in order to vote for him.

>>692596299
>Even if a candidate doesn't win the election, they can expose the country to new ideas on a national platform and create opportunities for new political parties to enter mainstream American politics.
libertarian party is just the non-shortbus version of the GOP

it's still full of cryptofascists and closet homosexuals

>>692596725
I'll take the chance.

Now go make me a taco, Paco.

>>692598471
>Being this retarded

hillary said if she wins she'll tell the truth about UFO's

>>692596376
>we need to throw $8billion away

It's ok. We knows that's what you really meant.

>>692599999

Derp
>>692599999

>>692598951
The deep state folks aren't retarded enough to let her see the crashed flying saucers. She'll never get the truth.

>>692598462
Ummmm. Let's see. You're Muslim, get the fuck out. No seriously, if you don't, we will FUCKING kill you and build a wall so your family can't get in to "avenge" your death.

You realize that Muslims are the scum of the Earth that ppl have been talking about for like ten(?) years, right?

>>692598951
Oh come on, you've actually got sauce for this? Sounds more like Trump tbh

when the meme dies down, all that's left is people who realize the only reasonable choice out of the two is Hillary and the teeny-boppers that perpetuated the trump meme will realize they aren't old enough to vote.

>>692598971
To keep wages up, yes.

>>692595786
for those of you who think it has to be a republican or democrat: were these the first two parties?

Voting for G'od this year (").
Not sure why yet though

>>692599101
>"There's a cute blonde chick voting for Trump so yeah, i'm totally convinced now!!"

Faggot.

>>692599111
nice trips bro

>>692599518
For the most part, under different names, yes.

>>692598602
dont you like cheap fruit? do you want to hike up prices of every good and service that would become more expensive when a massive ammout of cheap labor leaves? maybe take up a fruit picking job?

>>692599417
http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/05/11/us/politics/hillary-clinton-aliens.html

She has a long standing interest in the topic.

They'll never tell her anything though.

And even if they did, she wouldn't tell you.

>>692599866
Do you like being raped by Akhmed?

>>692599417
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/11/us/politics/hillary-clinton-aliens.html?_r=0

>72 replies
>38 posters

A LOT of fucking samefagging going on ITT

>>692598603
dont pretend you only have two options
help my bro gary hes great

>>692599866
MUH CHEAP CRAP

You're gutting civilization so you can save a nickel at the check out line you filthy nigger.

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Trump could stab a baby in the heart with a dagger, and I would still vote for him over Hillary. I mean a white baby, not something covered with flies.

>>692600176
It's the one Hillary supporter and then the Bernie, Trump, and Johnson supporters who aren't emotional children.

>>692598822
if you think libertarians are secretly gay fascists youre a cool smart guy

>>692600176
>samefagging means posting more than once in a thread

HEY EVERYONE LET'S POINT AND LAUGH AT THE SUMMERFRIEND!

>>692600234
I don't hate Johnson, but there's no realistic way he'll get to the white house. If he were some how the republican nominee, I might have voted for him.

>>692593266

I would rather get a blow job from an alligator than put that toupee-wearing jackass in office.

>>692599376
mudslimes have been scum of the earth for thousands of years dude.

>>692600572
found the samefag

>>692600176
>Politics thread
Do you think people just say a statement and leave? It's a debate candyass

>>692600572
>>692600795

samefag

>>692598603
Sooooooooo. You would rather vote for a lying psycopath who might have her period/menopause while in office and decide that nuclear war is the best option to fix 'Murica? How fucked up is you? I mean, are you legitimately retarded?

>>692599803
no, it wasnt even a battle between liberalism and conservativism. read a book. and dont pretend you have to vote for one of the two most currently popular if they dont align with your views.

>>692600572

stop typing in caps you autistic cringelord

>>692600750
only summerfriends use the word samefriend

>>692600665
Get your junk ready for the unrelenting trump train that is the jaw of a fucking dinosaur

>>692600920

found the newfag

>>692600880
>no, it wasnt even a battle between liberalism and conservativism
I never said it was.

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>>692593266
Pic related

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>voting

>>692601000
splendid repeated digits newfriend

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>>692600833

>>692600837
So you would rather vote for a lying psychopath who might get his ego hurt and decided to nuke Europe? I understand if you hate Hillary, but don't act like there's a good reason to vote for Trump.

>>692599963
how many mexicans go by that name these days? mexican immigrants aren't dangerous like the muslims, theyre just here to make charming little latin communities to get mexican stuff from instead of being back home where they have to give their daughters to the local drug lord

>>692601160
Are you so retarded that you are afraid of trump nuking people before the other crazy leaders? Grow a brain

>>692600331
saves a lot more than that, and mexican immigrants are pretty fine they dont ruin civilization at all

>>692601132

found the inferior apple user

>>692600837
You honestly think, with Hilary's age she would have her period in office? Or even her menopause? Most women go through menopause between 45-55. She is almost 70. Get your facts right before talking shit.

Hillary

Asking /b/ is kinda pointless. you have to remember a few things about the average american and how they contrast to the average /b/tard.
The average american is:
>Economically better off then they have been in the last decade and a half.
>Relatively content with life.
>At least slightly conformist..
>Not turned on by edge.
>Female
>Think Obama is doing a pretty good job.

It's over guys. It's over. The split that trump caused in the repubs is 40/60 (the 60 being against trump.) The amount of bernie supporters who will turn to trump or johnson is small, most will fall back on hillary.

I for one welcome our new overlord.. if anything she will be uneventful, and that's actually a good thing.

>>692593266
I hate Hillary Clinton but I will be voting for her, unfortunately.

go vote anon

http://www.strawpoll.me/10632766/r

There is no way trump will lose the presidency. It's only a matter of time guys

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>>692601132
>screenshots are uneditable proofs

>>692601106

almost as splendid as the digits i got from ur mum

check 'em

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>>692601458
Galaxy dumbshit

>>692601132
hey cool, my post came out on this screenshot.

>>692600588
50% of voters asked said they wanted a third option
if johnson gets even half of that hes the president
so ask yourself, are at least half of the people who dont want trump or hillary willing to settle for a moderate who doesnt say dumb shit or compromise safety?

>>692601376
I'm not the one who brought up nukes to begin with, idiot. Or is you attention span so short that you already forgot that? Christ

>>692601563
You linked to the results.

>>692601228
the thing about mexican immigrants vs muslime immigrants is that illegal mexicans come over and work their asses off. its the legal immigrants that take advantage of the welfare systems. but when mudslimes come over all they do is blow themselves up.

id rather have a hard working immigrant steal my job than a fucking mudslime blow my family up.

>>692601971
Not the same guy just jumped in. But thats a dumb retort anyway, he's not a child with a nuclear arsenal

don't know if y'all saw my post but hillary no felatio clinton said if she won she'll tell the truth about ufo's

>>692601028
then what parallels can you draw between the first two competing parties and the current? almost none

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>>692602222

>>692602222
checked¡¡

>>692601036
you are the reason democracy isnt representative of the population, dickhead

>>692593564
If Hillary is two face,and Trump is joker, Johnson must be scarecrow because he also wants to fill the country with vapor

>>692601588
On a mobile?

>>692601934
People always say they want another option. It happens every election. Countries that have winner take all elections NEVER have viable third parties. America will never have a third party president unless we completely change the current system

>>692600738
point proven.

>>692602168
exactly, keep out the muslims and let in the amigos

>>692601526
also.. there are 2 groups of stupid people in america. rednecks and niggers. Niggers are all for hillary, rednecks are all for trump, the balance eachother out with that. The only issue is save for a handful of neckbeard-type people.. it's only rednecks that support trump. It takes either stupidity or delusion to think that can lead. Obama did a great job at describing the issue better than I can. https://youtu.be/_1EW5c5QjdM?t=1h8m23s

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>>692597205
you mean democrats?

>>692602188
I know. I hate trump, but I don't think he'd nuke anyone. I was mostly making fun of that other moron for thinking Hillary would.

>>692598603
You are correct - this is truly the lesser of two evils. People like this idiot >>692600837 exist purely on emotion. Hopefully logic will persist in this election.

>>692593266
I'm voting for the one who is not aboot 2 be placed in prison.

>>692593266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVkUvmDQ3HY This song inspired Trumps campaign/

>>692593564
this guy

>>692602703
>rich white women going to prison

>>692601984
that was a big fail ....
anyway pisatchio is still wining and hillary still crying

>>692602585

>Good at explaining why everyone else is stupid.
>Meanwhile fucking up country.

That's Obama!

>>692602510
if he can raise the money, he can kill the republican party and win. the whole socially conservative thing doesnt appeal to this generation, and hillary voters are massively unhappy with her

>>692596299
Lel yuros u so fanny

>>692597116
Horrible reasoning, obvious feminist.

>>692602776
dude keep feeding my dementia i just started hearing this song about 10 seconds before seeing this

keep voting for our new president
>> http://www.strawpoll.me/10632766 <<

the one not being investigated by the FBI. Also the one that isn't an insufferable cunt.

Make America Great Again. Fuck those goddamn muslims.

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>Voting for Hillary

>>692602891
It's not about money, it's about the system. 98% of Americans vote between two options. If Johnson even got a couple electoral votes it would be unbelievable. I respect your optimism, but it ain't happenin'.

>>692602870
please tell me how he 'fucked up the country'

>saving us from a depression
>ended 2 pointless wars
>returned american economic wellbeing to near 9/11 levels
>lowered cost of energy
>took a massive step in reforming healthcare that millions have benefited from.
>mended the international image damage done by the bush administration.

I'm sorry.. but i really fail to see anything that he did to make our condition any worse. I'm better off, i know that. How are you worse off?

>inb4 "I could be better of! I.. I just know it!"

>>692593266
Trump, he can't be stumped

>>692603508
>near pre 9/11

hillary of course. you don't get the person you want, you have to choose one of the few candidates who can win, and who can do the job. we have one right now, flawed, but name one perfect presidential candidate: protipyoucant

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>>692603454
but i want it to happen

>>692603642
Ralph Nader

>>692601160
Nuking Europe would not help USA make money... I would rather vote for someone who is a billionaire and has ideas on how to make America great/rich (so we can pay off our debt) again, yes. You're just mad because he wants to fucking mud slimes out so that they can't cause any damage to our ppl. Seems racist, doesn't it? Tell that to the families of those they have already slaughtered...

You have to understand something... I DESPISE Muslims. I do NOT believe your religion is a religion of peace. I have read a lot of the Quaran. Most of it is extremely racist, hate-filled, and antisemitic (not, I'm not Jewish). All muslims are scum. And if you are KIDDING yourself about Islam being a peaceful religion then I pity you. I'm sorry. Your religion is one of hatred and animosity. Read my next words very clearly: GO... FUCK... YOURSELF!

>>692603005
Why didn't you put Johnson in there?

>>692598286
<----GetzIt

>>692593266

>Hillary's America
>White Straight Men have no benefits and are paid less

>Trump's Americ
>Same except Muslims BTFO

Who the fuck do you think, OP?

>>692603941
rekt!

>>692600342
what i thought. people like you believe that if the road to hell is paved with good intentions (liberalism/hillary), then the road to heaven must be paved with BAD intentions (conservativism/trump). enjoy your evil

>>692603642
gary johnson has governing experience except hes not a corrupt shill. and if you vote in a woman, the cultures that dont respect women wont respect her and relations will be skewed

>>692604092
what is BTFO?

>>692593564
>Gary Johnson
literally who?
No fucking point if it is literally impossible to win

>>692603957
>Nuking Europe would not help USA make money
>help USA make money

this is the entire premise behind trump support.. they think just cuz they saw him run a business on tv means he will make the country 'money.'.. meanwhile completely forgetting how a government makes money, and what the true purpose of a government is.
Do you really want a government whose doctrine is modeled after concepts designed to make the people at the top as rich as possible?

think about it

you're being a retard.

>>692594459
If TRUMP is such an idiot, how is he worth billions? Don't give me the small loan of a million dollars bs. Every college student is given a small loan, and they all squander it.

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>>692603508

>We are in a depression
>There are still troops in the middles east
>The fed controls the economy
>Lowered energy cost: What is Fracking
>The people that had free health care still do
>The middle class pay 4X as much for healthcare now
>Apologized for WWII -> Forgets pearl harbor

I thought all of you sanders cucks killed yourselves.

>>692598471
if someone has to state they are christian, they probably arent. so kek for me too.

>>692593564
climate change denier

>>692604453
>If TRUMP is such an idiot, how is he worth billions?


"If"?


"IF"?


"IFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK!"

>>692594909
He's a climate change denier.