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MY FAVORITE ONE MY NEGRO. ALSO WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING/EATING/LISTENING TO WHILE VIEW SUCH ART?!?!?!
>>692550905
Water you fucking ingrate.
>>692550905
>>692551144
RUM FOR I, BECAUSE I'M NOT A FUCKING PUSSY
>>692550905
All I listen to is vaporwave.
>>692550855
nice a new one? awesome
>>692551631
Yeah, came out like 2 days ago.
SOOOO. MUUUUUUCH. CAAAANCERR.
>>692551510
>>692552102
All of /b/ is cancer.
If dubs this is a get thread
>>692551982
>help to sewing table
Yeah right, it def needs a AUTO CAUTERIZER TYPE DEAL. NO NIGGA WANTS TO DEAL MORE WITH THAT THING THAN NEEDS BE.
>>692552828
IF TRIPS YOU ALL HAVE TO CONTRIBUTE TO FUTURE FLUFFY THREADS FOR THE NEXT MONTH
>>692552927
Why do you reply in caps so much? Do you have severe autism or something?
>>692553022
Should've said dubs
>>692553104
FUCK AHYOU, I DO WHAT I WILL
ALSO, HERE IS BITCH WATER
>>692554383
NOT ON MY WATCH
Yo. Can someone help me out? I am looking for a comic, and I can't find it anywhere on the booru. It's a comic where there's a foal inside the mom, and someone shoves a blender inside her (the mom, not the foal) The foal grabs it, and smiles, right before it is torn to shreds.
>>692556278
aorry man, nver heard of that one
SAGE BOMBING FLUFFY THREAD ... GO!
>suche nostalgia
>>692555270
She is crying a little. Maybe she was like, 'dis gonna hewt mummah more dan yu'
>>692556278
I do recall seeing this one. If I saved a copy ... I'll give the folder a quick vgrep. Don't get your hopes up.
>>692557028
POSSIBLY, HOWEVER, THESE CREATURES AREN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE TOO MUCH OF WHAT'S CALLED 'THINKING CAPACITY'.
I LIKE TO THINK IT WAS CRYING BUT WAS STUPID ENOUGH TO NOT FIND AN ALTERNATIVE.
>>692557207
THAT THING DESERVES TO BE BEATEN.
also, i never had this one before
>>692557622
Always gotta love seeing smarties lose what they love most.
>>692557797
didn't know anyone was still here
>>692557622
Haven't written shit for fluffies yet, should I give it a shot?
>>692557774
This thing deserves to get beaten
>>692558003
depends, are you a good writer?
if you are, why do it?
>>692558208
Don't know if I'm a good writer, and I'm bored as hell.
>>692558003
Sure man, I mean what's the worst that can happen? Lord knows these threads need some new content.
>>692557920
This comic is looking really good, post the rest pls.
>>692558196
OH GOD I LOVE IT WHEN SMARTIES GET FUCKED. I HATE SMARTIES SO FUCKING MUCH. BUT I WOULDN'T GET ANYTHING OUT OF IT IF IT WASN'T PROPER
>>692558314
>>692558389
Well if you want to, i'm slowly getting drunk and smoking a bunch of weed
>>692557920
>>692558466
HOW CAN I HAVE FUN WITH MY FAMILY IF THE ROBOT TAKES THE FUN OUT OF IT
>>692557207
Well, with mixolydian, you just need to lower the third and sixth a half step, and, if you want the melodic minor, raise the seventh. It could have been worse.
>>692558424
Smarty getting fucked up
Found it. And you would not BELIEVE how many old shitposts I had to dig through on the booru to find this damn thing.
>>692558884
Never mind, I see you found it. Thanks!
I request justified abuse comics and stories
>>692556278
No joy from the search. This does appear to be the one I was thinking of:
>>692558884
>>692554383
>>692553104
Severe autism confirmed.
>>692558939
DAMN SHAME ABOUT THE HUMAN. THE MOTHERFUCKERS HAD IT COMING.
Pic i have been looking for for awhile.
This is a hard one
>A fluffy is getting eaten by a snake
>The snake is eating it ass first
>The fluffy is shitting while getting eaten
>The snake regrets eating it ass first
>>692559933
tripdubs demands a picture
>>692559933
OH FUCK THAT IS HARD. IT'S ANOTHER PICTURE I DON'T HAVE.
There's so much evil in the world
>>692560081
lurk more
>>692560179
THAT COULD BE DIRECTED TO FLUFFYS. PREZ TRUMP HAS HIS WORK CUT OUT FOR HIM.
>>692559871
Alright, lets give this a go.
>You've been bored as all hell recently.
>You have rich as hell parents whom give you everything you want, like a beautiful house.
>Gardening, for some odd reason has been your gay as hell pastime. You have no reason to, but you like tending to the flowers in your lawn.
>What are you, like 70? Jesus. You need a girlfriend. Or a hobby. A fun one, at least.
>Like all hobbies - you assume - God himself is giving you a golden fucking opportunity, it seems, to have something to do.
>You hear a faint "chirping" sound, which, until recently had been associated with birds.
>But no, it's the spawn of satan himself. Fucking fluffy foals.
>Actually, they aren't too bad. You can see the appeal.
>Cute, easy-ish to manage. Has some intelligence...
>But the damn baby talk. You can't stand the fucking baby talk.
>Your head shoots towards the direction of the breach in your lawn. You can see the grass which you have neglected to mow for the longest time, rustling and moving.
>Listening faintly, you hear only...
"Shh babbehs fwens. Nee get grassie nummies for mummah, den weave."
>Watching from your deck, the fluffies emerge from a crack in your fence, about 10 differently colored foals.
>5 undesirables: Brown, bad greys. Worst "babbehs."
>Then, some differently colored ones. A red, a dullish green, yellow, blue and a very vibrant purple who seems to be their leader.
>None of them seem to be "smarty" at the very least.
>But it dawns on you, did the mother send them to go get food for her? Lazy fuck. Their selfishness is also why you hate these damn things.
>The foals start munching on your grass, seemingly collecting some on their backs.
>Hm. You make a loud tap on your deck, and they all blabber something about "scawey munstahs" and scamper off.
>Obviously, you can't just let them keep doing this, as with further inspection...
>This isn't their first visit to your lawn.
>Well, you'll think of something.
>You head back inside, it was getting dark.
>>692560310
If you think you have biggest owwies now, just wait a few seconds
>>692560460
Feedback, should I keep going?
>>692560289
A TRUE EXAMPLE OF THE STUPIDITY OF THE FLUFFY. SO SET ON THE FOOD THAT IT'S HALF DEAD AND NOT KNOWING WHY IT'S NOT GETTING TO THE FOOD.
>>692560345
>>692555270
more wolfram sparks shit since its all gone
>>692556278
It's an egor alexander gif right?
>>692560555
I've never seen this comic
>>692560460
>>692560553
IT WAS Shaky at first like, at least, which, however (didn't use that one but the same vein) for a few of the sentences.
Despite that, you gotta keep going baby.
I'M HOOKED
>>692560553
Gogo.
>>692560807
No. And its already in this thread twice
>>692560460
F-
Insulting the noble hobby of gardening
the rest is alright
>>692560914
Newfag, lurk moar
>>692561154
The fuck? Cause i never saw that comic?
>>692561032
There's another one with the same plot dumbass
>>692561320
Yeah it's posted like every thread
>>692561506
Well guess the fuck what? I haven't seen it cunt
"OK. But you have to explain it to Mr. Snakie yourself."
*hang her from her tail above the snake aquarium*
>how long can you hold babby?
>>692560553
Yes! Do it. Adopt an alicorn
>>692561607
Lurk moar newfag
>>692561507
The last several fluffy threads ended up being derailed with no version of that comic in sight. All there usually is, is the wolfran stuff mainly
>>692560583
I DL'D A PACK A WHILE AGO, BUT ONLY THE FIRST PACK SO S.O.L
>>692553104
>>692559693
I think he's black.
>>692561658
Im not going to summer friend
>>692561297
Behold, part 2.
>>692560553
Please do! I like it so far
>>692560555
FINAL ONE
>>692561954
A beautiful ending!
>thread isn't going fast enough
>better contribute
>>692562090
there are 11
>>692562090
There are a bunch more you retarded autist
>>692561503
I KINDA WANT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT, JUST TO SEE IF IT WOULD BE THE SAME. IT'S A LITTLE TOO BIG, I THINK.
here are the last 3
>>692562291
I GOT FUCKED THEN. WHICH IN TURN, MEANS EVERYONE GETS FUCKED.
GET FUCKED
PIC DICTATED
>>692562715
>>692562639
Shit, didn't know there was one after page 10
>Car stopped, stepping out. God, it was a long day.
>By your standards at least. Fuck, you hardly left the house.
>You need to get out more, desperately.
>But! You have a solution to the fluffy problem.
>You hope, at the very least.
>"HASBIO APPROVED, NON LETHAL FOAL TRAPS!"
>A weird sort of mouse trap.
>Except it exerts only enough pressure to keep a foal down.
>Mean you could fucking swim in this shit, and come out with a paper cut because one had a loose label.
>It seems their daily visit hasn't happened yet, much to your delight.
>You clean up the shit they left after you scared them off, oh god the shit.
>At least gardening gets you used to getting your hands dirty.
>You smell like fluffy ass now, which might as well be a fucking classified chemical weapon.
>Whatever, it'll be fixed later.
>You set up the fluffy traps, putting different foods in the bait area.
>"Sketties" cheese, etc. You actually had to shop for shit you usually don't get. Fun. According to some forum, ferals really love pepperoni.
>Whatever. 10 traps set and ready to go.
>It hasn't occurred to you what you'd do with the damn things once you had them, but you'd decide later. You had some hands to wash.
>An hour later, you sit on your deck with a beer, waiting.
>Chirping. The damn chirping again. Well... Time to see the fruits of your labors!
>That sounded like anime shit, and probably gay.
>Whatever.
>The foals wander out into the yard, they look a little dirtier.
>Oh yeah, you cut the area they were in. The traps were unmissable.
>As you expected, though, they all shriek in delight.
"Sketties!" "Red button nummies!"
>Any fucking variation of some stupid phrase and "nummies" was spat out as the idiot foals walked into their demise.
>Clickity fucking clack, all the traps go down within seconds of each other. They didn't even register it.
>The fact that their brethren were all trapped, too.
"Wowwest hurties!" "Owwies, mummeh hewp!"
>Chirp chirp chirp.
>You almost feel bad for them...
The amount of autism and retardedness needed in order to be attracted to this shit
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>>692562515
OH SHIT I DID HAVE THAT ONE. THOSE, THREE
More
>>692560553
Yes please good start off. I would like to see you rescue the foals and punish the mother
>>692562905
OH, SHIT. I'M GOING TO MAKE PIZZA AFTER THIS THREAD PRUNES.
KEEP GOING~~~`
>>692550469
This guy's face is incredible.
>>692562910
THEN GO FUCK OFF SOMEWHERE ELSE
OTHERWISE, enjoy your stay.
>>692563637
You. I like you.
>>692563732
Did someone say boom?
>>692550469
Ya know, I would try to keep my self from looking at this, but I've been reading Crossed so stuff like this is weak now.
>>692563905
>>692563976
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>>692564098
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>>692564319
awwwWWWWWWWW SHIT. THANKS FOR THAT
>>692564333
Could go for a crossed thread
fluffy TIME!!!!
>>692564333
THE FUCK IS CROSSED?
>>692564565
What's crossed?
>>692550855
I love that british fuck.
>>692564614
Pretty good stuff. Dude fucks someone up with a horse cock. Would read again
>>692564233
You should post jelly's punishment, that one is gold
>>692564821
havent pnged it yet
>>692564685
Good stuff
>>692564791
Link?
>Eyes are drawn to you.
>Tiny tiny, cute helpless eyes.
"Hooman mistew! Pwease hewp!"
>In time, all of them are pleading to you.
>God, you didn't care if this gave them the "wowest" fucking "huwties"
>Bag in hand, you quickly scoop each of the foals up, not paying any attention to their features, quickly taping their mouths shut and putting them in the bag.
>You didn't wanna hurt the things, but they needed to shut the hell up at least, for your ears sake.
>Once they caught on they all pleaded with you again.
"Mistew! Pwease nu! Am good babbeh! No huwties!"
>Ignoring their pleas, you put more and more in the increasingly shitty bag.
>This'll be a pain to clean up...
>Once you got all of them, you get inside and place them all in a cardboard box, removing the tape.
>Soon, your ears threatened to kill themselves yet again. More chirping, more begging.
"Nyu daddeh? Nu huwties!"
"Pwease gib nummies, need for mummeh!"
"Nice mistuh be good for babbehs?"
>Mostly shitting in fear, though. They're already covered in it too, fuck.
>You quickly turn off the lights. Well, dim them, but they can't see. New, small eyes. They're all even more fearful.
"Dawkies! Whewe mistuh go?"
"Dawkie munstah take him!"
>Screeing and chirping, fuck.
>Stressful as fuck. You grab a foal quickly, taking them to the sink and quickly and roughly cleaning them off.
>The process is repeated until you have a box full of clean foals, in a mostly shitless, seperate box.
>Well, no. They're all screaming and shitting again.
>Turn on the lights, they all hide with each other as you sigh.
"Fucking christ you little shi- guys. I'm not gonna hurt you."
>They all look at you.
"Nice mistuh back!"
>Soon, you realize why you were angry as the chirping continues. And begging for food and "wawa" or, depending on the age, "miwkies."
"Shut up, god damnit!"
>They all whimper and cower, and shit.
>Fucking shit.
"I'm not gonna hurt you, just quiet down! Don't talk for a moment, alright?"
>>692564983
This looks great, thanks!
>>692564993
Don't have one on me but i know it's one of the first stories by it, ill try and track it down
>>692565156
God speed anon
>>692564717
SCOTTISH?
>>692564983
>>692564791
I GUESS I'M IN FOR A GOOD TIME, THANKS!
>>692565154
I like where this is going
>>692564983
there was this one with a pumpkin head, it was kinda gory and i liked that.
>>692565154
yes Yes YES YES! MORE! YOU'RE DOING GREAT
>>692565479
You will
Writefag here. Where should I take the story? Foal abuse, abuse of their shitty mare mom? Hugbox?
>>692565978
THE FUCK
