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BEST THINGS WHEN HIGH
yes, sex and fap, eating delicious stuff, but what else?!
whats your favorite thing to do?
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I heard killing yourself is cool when you're high. KYS degenerate pothead.
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Swimming in a rip tide.
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>>692534923
>watching movies
>video games
>listening to music
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>>692535316
Yup that about covers it
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>>692535316
shower with cold water is also cool
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watching scary movies is great too
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>>692535498
it kills the high sometimes though. i smoked fo rthe first time in 5 years last week. it was awesome. bought some strain called fuck yeah earlier today.
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watching the stars is freaking awesome, you really feel the universe over you
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>>692535141
>hurr pot is bad and if you smoke it you're a pot head.

This is what you choose to do with your free time? Acting like a pompous cunt anonymously on the internet?
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>>692535961
nature is something i really enjoy while stoned. i enjoy being sober but stoned is a whole another level.
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>>692536077
also
>tfw no one knows i toke, they think im sober.
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>>692536077
yes me too
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>>692534923
I like to chill on roofs at night and watch the stars.

Fav spot is my old school's gym roof. It's about 3 stories. Done a lot of drugs up there.
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Watching cartoons with my buddies.
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>smoke weed
>all day
>everyday
>10 years

No longer get "high" just get "normal"

Inb4 try dabs, tolerance breaks, etc.
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drinking bleach
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>>692536056
Hey! You're on fucking /b/. Pothead calling the kettle black
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>>692535141
>Shitposting when high

My nigga
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>>692536499
thats what happens when you abuse it.
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>>692535498
nah kills the high for me...love to lie naked on the couch and still feel warm and cozy
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>>692536703
kek
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>>692536056
you smoke pot though, everything argument that you try to throw at us is invalid
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>>692536499
Going cold turkey and detoxing does wonders anon. Stay a month or two without weed and you'll see.
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I also like to read a book, if you are really stoned you canĀ“t read, but you only read the first two or three lines and your mind do the rest
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4wheeling around an abandoned golf course is in my thoughts op five
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>>692536216
No they don't, they just don't care.
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>>692536862
yeah do it faggot. atleast a few weeks since you have such a high tolerance.
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>>692536862
Nigga can you read
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The back of a 20 dollar bill
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>>692536843
You're judging the guy on the basis of using a substance that you do not. Using such argument also makes all your arguments invalid due to the plain ignorance of it.
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>>692536982
>golf course
egh i work at one i hate golf
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>>692536862

The hardest part is I dont have any other vices I really enjoy.
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>>692536995
yes, i know they dont know.
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>>692536499
But seriously. Try a tolerance break you fucking addict
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I like smoking outside and shooting when I'm high.
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>>692535748
>fuck yeah earlier today

what a strange name. did it come from Algeria Last Week?
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watch kids movies
hang out on the docks
strobelight shower music time
chalk drawing
during the daytime i used to go to the pound and hang in the cat room with all the chill ass kittens
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>>692537072
Which course? I work at one in maryland
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>>692537183
Damn i am addicted to weed.

What a faggot.

K. I will stop.
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>>692537249
its called "fuck yeah" i dont know its grown here in washington. 22% thc content
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>>692537041
On weed?
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>>692534923
Do MDMA
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Other than the usual things, I always gravitate towards writing and reading while stoned. Nature walks are always nice too.
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have you gaise ever played audiosurf while high? thank me later.
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I had to quit p0t, I have asthma and toked for about a year, then my lungs incrementally became worse, couldn't breath, also it fucked my short term memory and I think my eyes took a toll too, for some reason I feel like my vision got worse, even though it might've just been coincidentally in the same time. God I miss the Devil's Cabbage.
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>>692536886
Lol

Invest in picture books. Or coloring books. Those are better. I love to draw and color when I'm high.
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>>692537381
>thejoke_you.jpg
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>>692536499
i'm currently on a tolerance break. i don't smoke all day but i do smoke everyday. it's been about a week now with a few smokes in between, but i already feel it. sucks when the high only lasts for 30min when it used to be.. what time is it? oh it's 3am.
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>>692537127
Try finding a hobby and spend time on it. I like watchmaking due to the extreme amounts of concentration and motor skills needed to make them.
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>>692537072
He said go 4 wheeling on the course. Not play the back 9 you fucking retard
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>>692536843
Heres your (you)
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>>692537652
>tolerance break
>a week now with smokes in between
>a week
>smokes in between

Nigga I'm sorry but you went full retard.
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>>692537439
On weed.
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>>692537318
one in washington. pic related is the practice putting green.
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>>692537703
no fucking shit faggot.
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weed man get in here
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>>692537520

Your eyes are getting worse because you're getting older.

Not saying you need to, because do what you want, but if you ever want to try again, try some edibles.
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>>692537851
well when i'm smoking multiple times a day it matters. the shit just appears on my door-step but not having any of my own severely decreases the amount i smoke. sorry, if a break of any kind doesn't help you out faggot.
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>>692534923
if alone, which I prefer, because I get social awkward in groups... i have kind of a routine... start listening to music music, like wardruna, that's doing for me, drifting away and then i get horny, start fantasing about lagertha from vikings and other nordic women, have a good fap with that, then often listen to movie parodies, since they have way more jokes in it than normal comedy movies, later some electric music, for example flute tune or lmfao... often get horny a second time so fap to a porn, since imagination won't do it anymore then... then again some movie parodies.... and again some music, forget too mention like creedance clearwater revival and stuff like that...eating...drinking a few beers... have a fap again and then fall asleep some time... pro tipp: try 3d speaking like from heather feather on youtube, can be awesome since i get the feeling theres a real girl around me, which often ends in a good fap.... sounds a bit desprate, but it's worth....that's probably it for me what i like when high
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>>692538024
Then your reply should have consisted of mentioning the 4-wheeling, not the golf.

You don't even have to go to a goddamned abandoned course. Just go to ant old field.

Of course you need a 4-wheeler or atv
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>>692538544
3d only with headphones btw
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I love to cook elaborate meals when i'm baked. Yellow curry, jambalaya, whole chickens..

Pic Related; one of my recent creations.
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>>692534923
>sex
I can never cum when high
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>>692534923

Pasta carbonara with ice cream for dessert while having Cowboy Bebop play in the background while I grind away in some game I own. Progressive rock and purple lights are also very pleasant whilst stoned. My favorite thing though? Probably masturbating. It may take extra effort, but I feel like my entire body is cumming at once. Granted though, each bite of that pasta has a similar effect. Showers too. Jesus yes.
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Weed is overrated also i coyld jerk and it kills my high also eating stuff doesnt taste that great....for me atleast
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>>692538544

i do the same, but a little less elbaorated
music->smoke->fap->movie->fap->continue movie->fall asleep
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>>692534923
scuba diving while high is a trip
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>>692538544
Virgin detected
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>>692537068
You should drink alcohol it's better for you both short and long term. Plus it's more than likely to get you laid instead of retarded. - just saying.
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A new thing I discovered is reading twitch.tv chat holy shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dMZ525m9EM
example^
reading that one random comment that has nothing to do with the chat is hilarious
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>>692538237
Edibles unfortunately don't affect me, no idea why. Heartbreaking.
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>>692540517
LMAO that one faggot
>you guys are all so stupid
fucking no fun allowed cuck
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>>692534923
music duh. i dont fully enjoy a high if i dont get to listen to any music
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>>692535141
/pol/ is the most recent form of edgy teen, worse than goths, weebs, punks, everything... they believe they can save the world, if only people would listen. they generally go about this by being a fucking dick to everyone and trying to achieve world peace by means of genocide.
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Acid
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>>692540401
>it's better for you both short and long term

You're completely retarded. Alcohol does not good for at all. It's actually one of the most harmful substances you can ingest. And the "retardation" you speak of is temporary if not being of the person's character. A week or two of detoxing will make you think clearly and you'll have your memory back.
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>>692540658
For some reason some people it just doesn't work
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>>692540266
Oh hell no

I used to snorkel during the summer. One time blunted it up before going for a small swim.

The depth preception is already kinda wonky underwater, then the goggles dont help too much. I felt i was tripping visually and forgot how to swim.

Lifegaurd rescued my about 10 feet from the shore.
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>>692541116
I'm pretty certain pot effects your memory, hence pot head. I also hear that smoking the stuff can make you very ignorant and socially awkward. Some people have even got anxiety attacks and worse.

With the likes of beer and cider it is easily measured and each unit is on average gone by the hour. Pot has no measurement and is now more dangerous than it use to be.
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>>692534923
Listening to music, fapping, video games especially the fantasy ones, writing and drawing. For some reason i really enjoy thinking out my life when im stoned ,sometimes it kills my high but i feel more care free and level headed when i do it. Also dont forget the snacks.
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>>692541558
The above comment goes so well with this comment. kek
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>>692541227
im building a scuba suit to take acid underwater. I know the risks and I am working on solving them.
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>>692541558
Pot does have measurements. Mg or thc mg tha and mg cbd.
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>>692541558
Either you're underage or baiting. I shall cease responding to your arguments.
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>>692534923
pretty much this...jack off and eat

t; i'm a 38yr old virgin
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Guys i'm considering buying this is it good ?


i have been smoking joint for maybe 4 years now, and this looks cool and easy to use, i wouldnt mind stoping tobaco with my joing, iv tried vaping on a volcano and it's dope, will this get me higher than with joint is my question and is it indeed more easy to use and smoke for day to day use
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>>692535141
Lol
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Used to be against every single drug ever and thought they were all just life ruiners. Weed isn't a drug and everything I've been told was a lie rofl I vaporize my weed for a clear headed high and do so on a daily basis. When people argue that weed is a drug it gives me cancer. This is coming from someone who said they would never do a single drug in their lifetime, then I tried weed.
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Playing stickman physics games.
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>>692534923
Open world games like witcher or skyrim are hella good. Also slow electronic music can be nice.
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>>692540658
Lol. You're doing it wrong, everything you're doing is wrong.
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How it's made on YouTube. Best thing ever high.
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Doritos are up there
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>>692541824
That must be the pot, making you very lazy and socially inept. It's ok bro you'll finish this phase soon enough and regret it all later.
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>>692542088
Weed, shrooms and acid are the three drugs I recommend everyone try at least once
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>>692542019
it's a piece of shit that will waste weed... all it is is a battery putting voltage across a metal screen in a piece of wood. the screen is at the bottom so the hot air never goes over the weed, it has to slightly burn the bottom which is inefficient and retarded. you'll get high but you'll be wasting weed equally as much as in a joint. plus it's a rip off for a 50cent NiMH battery, a one cent tap screen and a few grams of wood....
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>>692542088
Weed being a drug isn't debatable. Scientifically it is a drug. By refusing an actual fact all you do is come off as a retarded stoner.
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>>692535141
please kill yourself.
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when im high on edibles it takes me legit 2 hours to fap.. feels kinda good but i take forever.
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>>692534923
Watching documentaries. I fucking love watching WW2 docs.
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>>692540401
that was the most retarded fucking thing ive read in my life
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>>692541819
It's not accurate, don't be that kid who stand up for something he clearly doesn't know anything about. Next you'll tell me each strain is indefinitely decided and will stay the same for years to come like drink.. each strain changes, every grow, It's a plant that is smoked organically but only gets stronger with each grow.
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>>692542669
I can never cum from having sex while high, but it makes me feel like I'm orgasming still.
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>>692541558
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>>692542548
>dangerous
Hahahaha.... and he mentions "ignorance" in his post! Classic
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>>692542579

ah fuck that was the only one that was appealing to me, do you know a good portativ vape like this one but t great ?
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>>692542019
Just get an arizer solo off eBay from the seller golf meister. That's a real vaporizer, that wooden one is a piece of shit.
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>>692542019
Ive had really good vaporizers, even that overpriced volcano shit.

IDK why everyone says its the best shit.
Smokes so slow. Slow to repack. And personally doesnt get me as high as smoking the same amount through a pipe.
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>>692534923
Watch the office
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>>692536703
Keeeek
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>>692542765
Don't be ignorant. Do you honestly think you will have more of a chance getting laid smoking pot indoors on your own OR going out and meeting new people with drink?
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Music.

I cant do videos games, I cant concentrate at all.

Oh, and Watch weird shit like the Mighty Boosh, Parks & Rec or the Red Dwarf
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>>692542857
It is accurate where it's legal and regulated like alcohol. The tests are accurate to 0.1%.
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>>692542890
Don't tell me: you're squirrel kin?
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>>692534923

watching animus
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>>692543100
The herbalaire H3 is better than the volcano and cheaper. You can literally take the vaped weed from a volcano and get more bags out of the herbalaire with it. Plus it can be used with a whip and through a bong.
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>>692534923
sleep and forget about the world
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>>692542765
Actually many doctors recommend 3 drinks a day for (white) males. There have been numerous studies proving alcohol reducing rates of heart disease, which is the most common cause for death in the U.S.

So that's kinda a big deal....
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>>692543113
My girlfriend and I get fucked up and fuck for hours, usually by the time of night you're puking and pissing yourself.
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>>692542215
..t-thanks.
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>>692543200
From the US? You do realize out of your blunted haze you elected a nigger for a president right?
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>video games
>listening to relaxing music
>if it's a warm sunny day then go for a walk through a forest (such a blissful feeling)
If I'm in the mood I'll sketch. I find if I've smoked just the right amount then my imagination can completely take control and I can produce some crazy stuff.
Pic related, it's something I drew earlier today when I was high.
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Get some headphones go for a walk with some good tunes from mrsuicidesheep on YouTube hit up 711 get a slurpee walk through the park and talk to people on hikes with there dog and pet the dogs
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>>692542088
be cautious, it causes a amotivational syndrome, that can lead in its badest phase to you not willing to stand up from your bed anymore and is linked with depression.

just a warning from an ex every day stoner
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>>692542594

WOW SCIENTIFICALLY ITS A DRUG!!?!?!?!? REALLY! WOW

>what is sugar
>what is caffein
>what is to less sleep
>what is to much sleep
>what is painkillers
>what is music
>what is sex
>what is love
>what is smell
>what is pain
>what is sport
>what is damn boi u suck
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>>692543450
He was the lesser of two evils both times anyway.
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>>692543557
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>>692543557
>r
I've always been a kind of loner regardless. I have depression and the cannabis helps to treat it. I don't find myself dependent on cannabis at all. I could literally quit whenever but I have no desire because it's not doing anything but helping me with things. I actually BECOME motivated.
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>>692542711

no matter how often you watch it, the good guys lose in the end....
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>>692543557
This. Plus chronic anxiety. I love how stoners think Marijuana doesn't effect them mentally. But anyone who has conversed with a habitual user can see first hand how stupid and slow they have become.
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>>692543365
The thing is here when you get a little older and have to get a job and not fiend off your parents then your gf will realise what a degenerate she is. She will break up with you and leave you for someone who has a job and drinks (because its the cool thing to do). You'll realise you just wasted your money, time, life and have a reality check. You will go into shock and have no chances of getting a new gf with the factors of being too old and no real job. Your only option will be to be gay and hit the streets to suck dick for a living. You will eventually get caught and thrown into jail with bubba and spend the rest of your life as some backward retard who spent too much time getting high. Rethink your life you loser.
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>>692543911
/pol/ pls
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>>692543535
suicide sheep is the shit, do you have any good songs from him you recommend?
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>>692543920
I love how you don't understand cannabinoid ratios and terpene profiles and are not afraid to let the world know.
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>>692542942

thanks i'll check it out, my problem is that they all look lke cheap tv remote, cant they have a single creative idea ?
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>>692543819
Good job making yourself look even more retarded.
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>>692543963
I'm 37 years old. I have an excellent job and my own house. Project a little harder there, bud.
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>>692543557
This guy actually has a valid point and all you tards not taking good advice lol.. You all must be in your teens or completely high and retarded.. Think about it, its been around for YEARS and its illegal for a reason. The only reason why america has brought it back is because the media has a huge control over your nation now. Its life but im sorry : suck it america and get rekt kid..
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Had a couple of hits since year earlier tonight, at the moment i enjoy taking a long poop. Havent felt this much fun on the toilet in years. After this i will take a beer and i am thinking about watching pulp fiction.
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>>692543831
UH huh.... come on buddy put down the blunt and go outside. hit the gym, get a book and get ready for a night out at the weekend to get some chick. Life gets boring on the couch.
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>>692537200
Cleetus?
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>>692544272
>>692543963
>>692543920
Samefag
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>>692543963
Yeah, all weed smokers are losers (Carl Sagan, Michael Phelps, Barack Obama)
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>>692544272
Then why is alcohol legal. It's legal to be an alcoholic within the confines of your own home. What does cannabis do worse than alcohol?
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>>692534923
There's some brick weed that isn't like your average, everyday cartel shitbrix. Would purchase.
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>>692544193
37 still smoking pot - fuckin degenerate. How shit must your life be to smoke at that age? Are you dealing the pot by any chance? I smoke it on the very odd occasion but ill be damned if i will be as ignorant and retarded as you to make myself believe its all good for me.
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>>692543920
Using the term "stoner" as a derogatory term for people who smoke is equivalent to calling everyone who drinks an alcoholic.

Legalization in colorado has proven that normal, successful people can smoke after work/on the weekends and live perfectly normal lives.

Im sorry that your retarded friend started smoking weed and went to work at burger king for the rest of his life, but he does not represent the vast majority of people who smoke.

I work at the fifth largest bank in the U.S and produce data metrics for ITSM. I enjoy smoking when i get home from work. Am i a degenerate loser?
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>>692544546
He has a valid point. Your argument is also right but you are missing the point he is making.
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>>692535748
I love it when dealers get creative with the strain names. You know it's not what it was originally called but you don't care, because it's clever, and helps with selling.
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>>692537479
Currently downloading an android version
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>>692544546
Weed fucks up brains worse than alcohol for kids. After 25-ish, weed is safer than alcohol cause brain > liver.
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>>692544488
'>>692544272 (You)
'>>692543963 (You)
'>>692543920
close but I guess you don't know it all m8.
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>>692544546
it makes you passive bro, we need drugs that make people unstable for the good of society
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>>692543889
>I can quit
>I can't function normally without it

d e n i a l
you're addicted bruh
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>>692544498
Michael Phelps did it on the very very odd occasion and im certian he doesnt do it chronically like you retards. Athletes get drug tested and I highly doubt he will consume when he has to train so much. The other two names are fags kek.
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>>692536499
Dude go 3-4 mo w/out and see how high you get. I couldn't even finish a bowl when I started back up.
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sailing while high is fantastic. in 4 years me and this guy are going to sail from Washington to Hawaii. watching sailing videos is dope
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