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>>692517222
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYfENDpER-Y
>>692524000
It's really busy and we're understaffed
I basically have to do the work of four people
Saber claimed
Cathedral of the Deep shenanigans edition
>claiming yume
Claimed
>>692524444
Real mugi confirmed.
>>692524531
You been here all day. Day off work? Enjoying yourself?
>>692524703
Oh fucking hell that's a lot.
I'm sorry, where'd it all come from?
>>692524979
Where do you work again? Chef?
>>692525069
Yumay
Jinx claimed!
Best type moon claimed.
McBirb claim
Kyouko a shit
CLAIMED 1488
Claiming Seaport Hime.
I'm chilling in my friend's bed while he's playing an FPS on his computer. What are y'all up to right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZJJ09OsKY0
claiming again
>>692524850
ah, ok, I see
>>692525107
Are you the megu who said they'd kill themself?
>>692525181
I push carts at Wal-Mart
It's extremely busy, but at least it's not deathly hor today
>Kurumi
Claimed
Miho claimed
>>692525181
Well i use to have a job. So i could afford thing then.
claimed
>>692525350
Heyo Seaport, doing anything?
>>692525350
How are you doing today?
>>692525411
Bug
>>692525385
nice lol
>Chino claimed
>>692524703
>Miho
Damn.
>20k
I hope you win the lottery or something. I dont want to see you in debt for much longer
>>692524750
>Birb/Kotori
Oh okay. I cant wait to see ya here!
>>692525181
Yup! Got the day off, been relaxing all day. I've had a good day yeah. How was your day?
>>692525443
It was a prank
>>692525531
Just being myself. You?
>>692525561
Good. Sluggish, but good.
>>692525466
>when your home is over 40K in debt.
>>692525398
I... you know.
<3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI5gJJeeE7Q
Kiss shot acerola orion heart under blade claimed
My waifu :D
>>692525670
Not much, tired as always, probably will infatuate myself with some rogue-like vidya for the rest of the day.
>>692525589
Thanks
>>692525737
My mom is over 600k in debt.
>>692525934
Well picked ^^
i might be back later. gonna finish up with some things. cya'll, if not tonight, then w/in next few days
>>692525997
Who did she kill?
>>692525997
Jesus christ
Good thing my parents have tonnes of money
claimed
>>692525466
Ah shit. The Uber thing right? Or do you mean a "real" job like you said? Since Uber doesn't pay much, yeah?
When's the money due? Like when do they start seizing your property and stuff?
>>692525443
Ah, that's a plus, does it pay well?
>>692525589
Pretty uneventful. Helped my aunt's husband register some plane tickets and typed out a few papers for him. He said I'd make a good secretary. Hopefully that means he'll keep me in mind if he needs one.
>>692525670
As usual.
>>692525997
Well thats.. nice..
All I know are sad songs. Sad songs.
>>692525670
cute
>>692525997
Youre welcome! I wish you the best of luck!
>>692526228
Oh okay. I hope you have a better day tomorrow or something
>>692526416
>nothing
>tfw you forgot to buy eggrolls
Dio-sama...
>>692526228
I'll be up to 10 an hour by the end of the year
>>692526595
blog pls
>>692526110
She doesnt know how to mange money and tries to tell me what to do with mine.
>>692526149
Rich fag.
>>692526228
Only thing they can take is car but its not at that point yet.
And im going to Uber in a few hours since its the 4th weekend so ill make some kind of money.
>>692526346
Its great....
>>692526556
Yeah.....
>>692526348
I'm just a singer who already blew his shot...
>>692526710
Take out HUGE life insurance policies on people.
>>692526416
>>692526285
>>692526118
Eh
>>692524999
Yuuko
>>692525039
Greetings.
>>692525181
Karenhoney
>>692526962
>>692526710
I volunteer
Hey Karen youre black
>>692525934
Just finished Hanako's route. going to play Lilly's next :3
>tfw you don't recognise most of these people
Like always. Meins.
http://img.4plebs.org/boards/f/image/1441/40/1441405806657.swf
>>692527205
I played through Hanako's route first, and then I just refused to play any other route D: I didn't want to leave Hanako alone.
>>692527204
HAAHHAHAHA FUNNY MEME FAMFAM
>>692527199
Your life is too worth of living.
>>692527321
dido
>>692527398
NO!
>>692526710
So, other than that. How was your day?
>>692527321
Oh hello! How are you?
Roll for lewd Karen
>>692526963
>Eh
What did he mean by this?
>>692527556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8egtsFtbhDQ
>>692527395
HAHA I KNOW AT LEAST I FINALLY GOT A (YOU) SO YOU FELL FOR IT FAM
I'm new to these threads but I'm happy that I finally joined in :D
>>692526681
Last night there was a thread about rolling your monster waifu, so I decided to roll for the shits and giggles. I got a 64, wich ended up being a devil bug. I though it was pretty fucking lame and gay so I decided to go look on the encyclopedia of monster girls where I learned that Devil bugs are sex addicted cunts. at first I though it was pretty cool until I read the part that said that where there is one devil bug, a metric shit ton of others are around. Wich means when one devil bug is getting screwed by a human man, 30 others will apear out of fucking nowhere and have their turn with you until you pass out. Then when you wake up they are overjoyed that return at it. I believe this goes on until you die, wich should probably happen merely dats after the beginning of the orgy. I was completely shocked and then decided to go to sleep after reading stuff about some random monsters. The next morning, wich is today, I decided to read more because I had been thinking about it when I woke up. I finally looked up what was the whole "Demon Lord" thing and found out that monster girls are actually a horrible thing. Due to the current demon lord being a succubi, and also a complete fucking failure. Some sort of giant spell thing was casted by the Demon Lord to turn all monsters into Monster girls. They were supposed to have Incubi sons and daughters that would be the same race as whatever monster girl one would have fucked. But she fucked it up because of her incompetence as a demon lord and ended up having monsters only have daughters. So the world is actually slowly coming to an end due to the fact that no sons will be born from monster girls and monster girls everywhere are mating with human men.
My opinion on monster girls had changed a lot.
>>692527465
Dido?
>>692527467
Not too good
Forgot my shrimp eggrolls, you?
I'll get Karen
>>692527465
You said people.
>>692527467
Meh. Just had a storm come bye now my stuff is in someones else's back yard and there stuff is in mine.
>>692526822
I get along with old timers cuz my names a reminder of a pop song people forgot
>be me
>be back from a almost one month long trip
>Connect phone in wifi
>wifi isn't working
>Ohshit.jpg
>Try to reconnect
>Nothing
>Look at the fridge
>bills to pay at the fridge's door
>The one at the middle with a note saying
>PAY BEFORE TRAVELING
>Internet's bill.
>If I don't pay today I'll have to wait till Monday
>MONDAY
>It's 5:45 PM
>The place to pay closes at 6:00 PM
>gottagofast.wmv
>Get there 5:57
>Pay the bill.
>Never paid a bill so happily in my entire life.
>Without wifi yet. But until tomorrow morning it will be back
Also,
CLAIMED
>>692527693
(You)
>>692527778
>and you also got one off
>rip
Sucks to hear that dude. I'm doing well, just chilling on here.
>>692527816
I had a storm too. It wasnt that bad though.
>>692527849
And I can't keep a girl, no,
'cause as soon as the sun comes up
>>692527722
Kek
>>692528025
The hold eastern shore of VA is like shut down right now cause of flooding. And im just south so i got some of that.
>>692527398
>>692527465
REMEMBER ME
>>692527722
Thank you, had a good laught about it.
That's what you get for rolling in a moster thread though, fucking boredom.
>>692528268
My English today
>>692528304
It was a blank now play dead and ill sneak you to Mexico
The fuck?
Is Holo not popular anymore?
In that case, she's all mine...
>>692528025
Chino, you're the best!
>>692528014
Nice, dude. You got really lucky. How's you day going?
>>692528268
Damn. I hope you didnt get too bad of flooding
Is Karen even here, if not Aaron by quads will be wasted
>>692527722
>tfw there's regular who goes by Diosworld
>>692528550
You have shit taste.
>>692528621
I just got the wind and some heavy rain not as bad as out there.
Hey.
/pol/
You here
>>692528528
Alright I'm playing dead
Wait... Why am I going to Mexico?
>>692528014
Fast Yuiko best Yuiko!
Welcome back yo.
>>692527693
You get another one from me.
How can Kotori be so cute and so meme at the same time?
>>692526612
Eh, better than nothing right? Is at least a bearable job?
Karen get
>>692528814
What?
Are you claiming chen?
>>692528569
no u
>Thanks!
>>692528776
Oh, good. Glad to hear that
>one off
>why are you so unlucky
>>692528621
Fine, fine. Just tired
And ya ?
>>692528892
Gotta go fast.
How are ya, honey?
>>692528487
I've read a couple more pages until I got bored, apparently the reason why all monster girls crave a good cock is because semen is the equivalent of a mana potion +10 due to the fact that mana is used upon doing tasks that require a lot of energy, or when casting spells. Humans and elves have mana and monster girls don't, but they love the stuff.
But as I've said, now I got bored of even reading that.
>>692528892
For the beach party of course.
>>692528955
Cause fuck me thats why.
>>692528892
Except for heat, snow , being busy with nobody scheduled, nearly getting hit by cars
Anyway I need to get back to it
>>692528892
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>692529053
Glad to hear that. I'm doing well, i'm also tired.
>>692529145
>gladly
But seriously, you dont deserve it. You seem like a cool guy. I really hope things end up going your way
>>692529121
Where does your passion for writing comes from?
>>692529229
Not sure I follow...
>>692529121
>not liking cock-craving monster girls
Are you a faggot?
>>692529345
What happened to ya be tired ?
Hello people.
>Best idol claimed
>>692529415
I think I saw this pic somewhere else not too long ago.
>>692529355
There's no passion, all I'm doing is literally just typing what I did, wich is pretty fucking gay to be honest. But I am bored shitless.
![Syndra [95].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5imSfCI.jpg "Syndra [95]")
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8fLi7tR.jpg "Syndra [106]")
![Syndra [181].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ftVqiM1.jpg "Syndra [181]")
