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Sup /b/ just found this snail on my window dubs decides what
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Sup /b/ just found this snail on my window dubs decides what happens to it
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>>692504845
Eat it raw.
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eat
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Eat it
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microwave
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>>692504932
Damnit reroll
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put salt on it
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>>692504913
roll
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mail it to your parents. no context.
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>>692504845

up asshole
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put it on your ballsack with timestamp
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>>692504997
Reroll n take a pic of aftermath
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>>692505093
roll
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Film you microwaving it for 30 seconds and put that shit on YouTube.
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UP THE BUTT
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Take off its shell and send pics
Then salt the fucker
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cum on it
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>>692504845
EAT IT ALIVE
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make a maze of salt and have it navigate its way out
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microwave it
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>>692505114
roll
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Salt it then eat it
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>>692504845

jizz on it
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>>692505225
reroll for salt maze
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knock on door of closest neighbor, when they answer, throw it at them.
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carry it outside and gently set it on the ground, then leave it alone forever
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>>692504845
Give it the name "Col. Slimeston" and bring him everywhere you go.
and keep him safe
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>>692505186
this
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>>692504845

shove up ass & jack off
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microwave the fucker
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Put it on your dick.
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>>692505266
winrar
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>>692505186

Rolling
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Pour salt on it
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put it outside let it go screencap
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Put it outside in a safe place
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rape it
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cum on it and then eat it
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Build a minimum 250 dollar habitat for him, and some new snail buddies, and love him for the rest of his life.
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>>692505266
salt maze confirmed
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>>692504845
In Uranus
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>>692505266
Ah shit it gonna happen
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Cum on it
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Rape it hard
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Put it on your dick, then put salt on it then record it and take pics and post them !
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shove in ass
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Leave it outside your doorstep
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To space
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>>692505266
winrar
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>>692505275

Roll for this
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>>692505433
loserar
salrmaze won first :/
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>>692504845
Let it go ...
If you hurt it your karma gonna be fucked
soundcloud.com/ronniescholarship
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>>692505427
rollerino
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>>692505429
Rollo !
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>>692505433
WINRAR
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>>692505433
Too late anon
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>>692505266
winrar winrar l'escargo dinrar
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>>692505433
TIME TO DELIVER OP
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>>692505433
Welp
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>>692505266
>>692505266
>>692505266


SALT MAZE OP, GO!
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>>692505347
Rollerino
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>>692505469
rolling
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op here i just need to get some salt hold on faggots
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>>692505486
If he survives the salt maze, his prize shall be getting shoved into OP's ass.
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>>692505599
Winrar
Maze and rape and shove the remains in butt
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I like shove in ass better >>692505433
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Dont hurt he/she, OP!
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Why are people still rolling, SALTMAZE WINRAR dubs y'all
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>>692505615
deliver or i will salt your urethra
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>>692505526
mfw op cant construct a fucking maze>>692504894
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>>692505653
This.
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>>692505653
excellent
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Make sushi out of it then call your girlfriend over for some sushi
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Ok deal.. shove remains in ass
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>>692505615
You better deliver fagit
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>>692505666
Pussy Satan
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>>692504913
roll
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>>692504845


>>692504672
>>692504672
>>692504672
>>692504672
>>692504672

BAMPO
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>>692505266
>>692505433
salt maze and when it makes it out, shove up ass
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>>692505770
roll
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>>692505721
The easiest and most epic would be to shove in ass.. It would make history.
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OP HERE.

LOL YA FELL FOR BAIT I LIVE IN ALASKA WHERE WOULD I EVEN FIND LE SNAIL
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>>692505666
too late for saving
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>>692505433
roll
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Let Kim be...
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>>692505653
Gotta rape it first though
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>>692504913
rall
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>>692505914
DONT HURT SNAIL!
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>>692505653
this.
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It looks sad
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>>692505914
kys retarded OP
faggoth
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>>692504845
I know theres already a get... But you should still cum on it.
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>>692505963
>objective was to get dubs
>Dubs already gotten for salt maze
>Replies to someone else getting dubs
>"Rolling for dubzzzz lololol xD"
How retarded are you?
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>>692506157
if dubs don't do it, don't kill the fucking snail. let it go
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>>692506157
snail is having vietnam flashbacks of eating rotten corn
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>>692505914
Littorina sitkana
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>>692506157
WHO CARES. JUST MAKE A FUCKING MAZE ALREADY
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>>692504845
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>>692506157
You look sad with your Windows phone
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>>692506166

Fuck your shitty censored cancer. I wanna see tits and pussy, not pixels and disappointment
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Stop being a faggot and just shove it in your pee hole and smash it with a hammer once there
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OP, TRIPS BEAT DUBS, AND TRIPS SAY DONT HURT HE/SHE!
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>>692506157
that salt maze wont build itself
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>>692506450
Go to hell you fucking hippie
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>>692506450
Satan already got trips, but there is no stopping the maze
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>>692506450
This is quads, and it beats trips.
Salt maze will continue.
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>>692506654
reroll
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>>692505666
SEE, OP?! SATAN WILL KILL YOU IF YOU HURT HE/SHE!
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>>692506157
MAKE IT SUFFER FOR WUT IT DID!!!!
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Let it go to freedom, and give it salad.
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>>692506654
Not have quads itt.
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>>692506875
damn.
lets see what OP do
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No amount of trips or quads will save it. The salt maze must go on.
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>>692506746
SATAN speak good about it, do it, OP.
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>>692507024
yes.
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>>692504845

Let it go.
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That snail must've done some shit for Satan to not even want it to die yet. That snail was sent up to earth to do his evil bidding
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>>692504845
keep it as a pet
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Up the butt
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>>692507344
winrar
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>>692507201
SATAN why get SATAN TRIPS is knight of Jesuis, is good, SNAIL not do bad, let it go free.
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>>692506166

Why does the inside of that vagina look like it's melting? God, I hate Japan.
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Good enough?
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I'm French, so I have to tell you to eat it.
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>>692504845
Release it
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>>692507273
Good to.
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>>692507428
>knight of jesuis is good
>snail not do bad
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Cum on it and put it on your pillow
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>>692507501
its going too start in the big box
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>>692507501
i guess so
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>>692507451
No, I dont post lie, 6 is my.
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>>692507501
Its a bit...small. And easy. But I guess it'll do
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>>692507501
are you going to record it?
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>>692507501
Excellent.
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>>692507501
This is gonna be a very good movie, op
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>>692507451
nope. Not samefagging
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Get this maze over with so that fucker can take a ride up your pooper
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>>692507273
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>>692507702
i could make it bigger if you want
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Learn everything you can about snails. Spend a minimum of 10 years studying them and submit your thesis on the topic of living a fulfilling life as a snail. Use your experience and wisdom to give the snail the best life possible.
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>>692507451

I'm 62507104, and not any of the other comments, you fucking retard.
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>>692507744
Check n' kek'd
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guys be patient in case you forgot that snails are slow

its gonna take like 5 min to complete the maze
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>>692507501
How does he get out of the maze?
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>>692507501
OP, listen me, YOU must let he/she the freedom, becouse I get the BEAT post itt, the TRIPS, it is law of imageboards.
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>>692508045
Are you fucking kidding me?
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Salt him
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>>692508045
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>>692508155
No, really, how?
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>>692508233
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>>692508233
Were you dropped on your head as a baby anon?
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>>692508233
The snail will be at the bit where there's no way out, it will make its way towards the exit
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>>692508303
I dont know how soda will make it move.
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>>692507501
make it a bit bigger OP
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MICROWAVE IT
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>>692508433
checked
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>>692508433
what a shame, too late - nice dubs either way
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>>692508391
Why snail just not stop and do nothing?
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>>692508395
put the snail in soda to cool off after
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>>692508045
>>692508233
He calls in an airlift, you dumb fucking nigger.
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>>692508587
Then it goes straight up the shitter
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>>692508469
Dubs was delivered way earlier, we are literally half way through the maze trials, fags.
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8888 quads decides what do
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>>692508588
I'll better put YOU in soda, sadist!
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are you just gonna put the snail in the maze and let it escape? that seems way 2 easy, make a maze that starts from the container entrance and he has to find the end
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After maze, salad then release
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Quads.
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>>692508729
THIS is how you get trips
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You posting on youtube?
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quads say cum on it
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quads
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Better?
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>>692508823
reroll
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Salt maze 2.0 lets go

also quads get
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>>692504845
find another one and host illegal snail racing. paint their shells and shit.
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>>692508883
damn thats pretty nice
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>>692508883
10/10
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>>692508883
wonderful. Now record it man.. leggo
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>>692508883
put it on the start position for god sake
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>>692508233
Gets the jet pack power-up and fly's away to snailopia...
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>>692508883
make the maze start at the container entrance, and the snail crawls out of the container and has to find the end
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OP, TRIPS SAY not hurt it, maze will hurt the snail, the games in maze will NOT START! YOU hear me?
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>>692508883
it has an entrance but no exit??
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set it free.
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